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2.on this side, youll see ocean vistas to any other form of transportation, while on your side, youll be treated to 350 miles of costcos, jiffy lubes and cinderblock homes with above-ground pools.3.no one calls me moonpie but mee-maw.4.penny, everything is better with .5.excuse me, but was this not your goal? financial independence through brilliance and innovation - my brilliance and innovation, of course, but still. - 6.sorry, coffees out of the question. when i moved to california, i promised my mother that i wouldnt start doing drugs.7.no, its not going to be fine. change is never fine. they say it is, but its not.8.i never met them. thats what made them perfect. there were no hellos in the hall, there was no clickety-clacking of high-heeled shoes on hardwood floors. they may as well have been a family of cats, just jumping around from to drape. without that ammonia-urine smell.9.hold on, you honestly expect me to believe that social we break our backs helping wolowitz move, and in return, he only need buy us a pizza?10.listen to that! , stomp, stomp. its wolowitz and his stacked heels that fool no one.1. ill spend the rest of my life here in texas, trying to teach evolution to creationists.2. im not crazy. my mother had me tested.3. oh, ho, a clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow to the male sex organ.4. well, i grew up with an older brother and a very contentious twin sister, and i believe i can easily best you in any physical confrontation, be it noogies, swirlies or the classic why are you hitting yourself.5. penny, while i subscribe to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of sheldons in an infinite number of universes, i assure you that in none of them am i dancing.6. i cant be impossible C i exist! i believe what you meant to say is Ci give up, hes improbable.7. interesting. sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. i wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto this?8. yes, since their relationship became carnal, penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment, thus distinguishing him from those she calls sweetie, usually in an attempt to soften a thinly veiled insult.penny9. another reason to consider a life of piracy. even today, i understand thats an all-male profession.10. there is a fine line between wrong and visionary. unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it.? 1.it seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. dont you have access to women that will do it for money?11. you accidently stare at a helium-argon laser, lose one turn and a retina.12. stop it! both of you! all this fighting. i might as well be back with my parents. damn it, george, i told you if you didnt stop drinking id leave you! wall i guess that makes you a liar cause im drunk as hell and youre still here. stop yelling, youre making sheldon cry! ill tell you whats making sheldon cry, that i let you name him sheldon.13. ive heard that before. then the next thing you know, im hiding in my bedroom blaring a richard feynman lecture while my mom is shouting that jesus would forgive her if she put ground glass in my dads meatloaf. and my dads on the roof skeet shooting her franklin mint collectible plates.14. mister spock did not pilot the enterprise. he was a science officer. and i guarantee you if he ever saw the enterprises check engine light blinking, he would pull the ship over immediately.15. according to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk, youll be seen after the man who claims to be having a heart attack, but appears to be well enough to play doodle jump on his iphone.iphone16. now remember, you were given powerful pain medications and a muscle relaxer. so, uh, dont operate heavy machinery. and try not to choke on your own drool.17. why are you such a stupidhead? that is also rhetorical. sorry you had to hear that.18. biologically speaking, howard is perfectly justified in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of his genetic line, and if that propagation is in the interest of humanity is, of course, an entirely different question.1. would you ask picasso to play pictionary? would you ask noah webster to play boggle? would you ask jacques cousteau to play go fish?noah wbster?jacques cousteau ? 2. at this point i should inform you that i intend to form my own team and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together and reduce the resulting particular chaos to tears.3. one more thing. its on, bitch.4. dibs does not apply in a bidding war.5. in a venn diagram, that would be an individual located at the intersection of the sets no longer want my time machine and need 800 dollars. 8006. it only moves in time. it would be worse than useless in a swamp.7. i disagree. your inability to successfully woo penny long predates your acquisition of the time machine. that failure clearly stands on its own.penny8. they were not friends. they were imaginary colleagues.9. what twelve year old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?12?1. would you ask picasso to play pictionary? would you ask noah webster to play boggle? would you ask jacques cousteau to play go fish?noah wbster?jacques cousteau ? 2. at this point i should inform you that i intend to form my own team and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together and reduce the resulting particular chaos to tears.3. one more thing. its on, bitch.4. dibs does not apply in a bidding war.5. in a venn diagram, tha