神偷奶爸2(剧本).docx

精品文档神偷奶爸露西：Look，I probably shouldnt be saying this , butyour work as a villain, was kind of ,amazing . So if you want to go back to doing something awesomeGive us call格鲁：Hey, I told you guys to go to bed.玛戈：Oh , Sorry.伊迪丝：So , when are you going on your date?格鲁：What?伊迪丝：Remember? Ms . Jillian said that she was arranging a date for you?格鲁Yeah, well shes a nutjob and Im not going any date .伊迪丝：Why not ? Are you scared ?Lisa: Hey, Did you guys see the moon landing on TV?路人甲:Can you believe it? Its so cool !Lisa: You know what.? ( 格鲁：Excuse me, Lisa) Im talked to allen the other day.路人甲：No wayLisa: He is so cute.格鲁：Hey, Lisa , I was wondering路人乙：Phew , Gru touched Lisa ! Gru touched Lisa ! (众人：Phew!)Lisas got “Gruties”!格鲁：Scared ? Of what ? Women ? No ! Thats bonkers! I just, Ive no interest in going on a date, thats all! Case closed! Im not scared of women or dates . Lets go to bed . Good night Edith . Good night Margo . Whoa,wow wow wow Hold your horses . Who are you texting ?玛戈：No one , just my friend Avery .格鲁：Avery , Er, Avery? Is that a girl name or a boys name?玛戈：Dose it matter?格鲁：No! No, , it doesnt matter. Unless its a boy!艾格尼丝：I know what makes you a boy.格鲁：Uhh, you do?艾格尼丝：Your bald head.格鲁：Oh, yes!艾格尼丝：Its really smooth . Sometimes I stared at it and imagine a little chick popping out.格鲁：Good ninght Agnes . Never get older.格鲁：Hey, Tim, nice haircut ! Tommy , hang in there ,baby ! It is almost Friday ! So, hows todays batch , Dr. Nefario ?纳法里奥博士：I developed a new formula, which allowed me to get every own kind of berry into one flavor of jelly.格鲁：Oh, oh That is good. Love the favor ofEr,Er纳法里奥博士：Its awful it?格鲁：No, No. Oh,we are making great process! Here , try some .Ok , just because everybody hates it, doesnt mean its not good.纳法里奥博士：Listen, Gru. Theres something I ve been meaning to talk to you about for some time.格鲁：What? Whats wrong?纳法里奥博士：I miss being evil. Sinning against God, large scale crimes is what I live for. Imean, dont you think theres more around you than jelly?格鲁：Well, Im also considering a line of jams.纳法里奥博士：Em, the thing is ,Gru , Ive now been recruited elsewhere.格鲁：Dr. Navario! Come on, you are kidding, right?纳法里奥博士：It ie a great opportunity for me. Vacant Lab, more evil, more censor.格鲁：Very well. Let us give you, the proper set-off. Minions! The highest honor awarded, to Doctor Navario, for your years of service, the 21 Fart Gun Salute!纳法里奥博士：I counted 22 . Farewell, my friends! This thing take a while. Go back your business. I miss you already.艾格尼丝：Are you sure we should be doing this ? 玛戈：Yes, its for his own good. Okay, we need to choose a picture.艾格尼丝：No. Scary, Weird.(众人：啊)What is that?格鲁：Good moring , girls , I have an announcement to make玛戈：Hey , What celebrity do you look like?格鲁：Yeah , Bruce Willis.玛戈：Hmmm , No.艾格尼丝：Humpty Dumpty!伊迪丝：Oooh, Gollum! (众人笑)格鲁：Okay , what are you dong ?艾格尼丝：Were setting you off for online dating .格鲁：Oh, OkayWhat ?! No, no, no,no, no,no伊迪丝：Oh, Come on ! Its fun !玛戈：And its your time for you to get out there.格鲁：No, stop.No ones ever getting out there! Ever ! Okay Now, for the announcement. I have accepted a new job!玛戈：Wow, really?格鲁：Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world !伊迪丝：You re gonna be a spy?格鲁：Thats right, babies ! Grus back in the game with gadgets , and weapons and cool car! Oh !dear !伊迪丝：Awesome !艾格尼丝：Are you really gonna save the world ?格鲁：Yes, Yes , I am. 格鲁：”Bake My Day” ? Alright! Here is the cupcake recipe I got off the tinternet. And dont go nuts with the sprinkles!露西：Wasnt expecting that !Or was I ?Oh, you, you got , you got UmmUmma littleHere , Ill get it . Uhmm, its just spreading .格鲁：Alright , alright. I got this , just.Stop it !露西：Oh , Ill let you get it .格鲁：What you just saw there was a little something new . Ive been working on. Its a combination of Jujitsu, Krav maga, Aztec warfare, and Krumping.格鲁：Okay, thats weird. Why are you here ?露西：On assignment for Silas. Im your new partner ! yeah !格鲁：What ? No ! no” YEAH “!Ramsbottom didnt say anything about a partner.露西：Well , seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you . But not me ! I stepped up . And Im new ,so I gonna have to do what they tell me anyway . You know this guy ?格鲁：Yes , hes one of my minions .露西：OhhIm sorry, I should have known . Youre free to go .格鲁：Earth to Dave . You can leave now .So, What do we got ? Whos on the list ? Fire them at me.露西：First suspect, The of Bloom and Top .Proprietor of Mums the World floral shop.格鲁：No , not her露西：Okay. moving on . Chuck Kenney , owner of “Stuff A Bear” .格鲁：I dont think so对面餐厅店主：Hello , Buenos Dias, my friends . Im Eduardo Perez , I own a Mexican restaurant , across the road . Now , open for breakfast .And you are ?格鲁：Gru! And this is Lucy and were closed .对面餐厅店主：This is just gonna take a moment . Im joining a big secret for my party . And Im going to leave 200 of the your best cupcakes . And they gonna be ready with the Mexican flag . It looks something like this . What do you think?格鲁：Look away ! (露西：wu, wu)对面餐厅店主：Anyway , I got to go . Its all setted . Im gonna pick them up next week . Have a god day and come by if you get a chance , Ok? And Welcome to the Malls family .格鲁：El Macho!露西：What?格鲁：This couldnt be!露西：Whatwhat couldnt be?格鲁：That guy, looks exactly like a villain named “El Macho”, from about 20 years ago. He was ruthless .He was dangerous. And as the name implies, Xery macho! He had a reputation of pulling a heist, using only his bare hands! Ah, but sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone , too soon. He died in the most macho way possible. Riding a shark, with 250 pouds bynamites strapped to his chest, into the mouth, of an active volcano! It was glorious!露西：Yeah, ounds like El Machos pretty dead? 格鲁：They never found the body. Oh, no. All that was ever retrieved, was a pile, of singed chest hair. That face! It has got to be El Macho.露西：So what do you say, you and I break into his restaurant. Tonight.格鲁：Yes , thats good. Because Im telling you if any body in this place has the PX-41 serum, Its him!格鲁：Alright, alright, Homework done, pyjamas on ,teeth brushed, time for bed.玛戈：Whats the big hurry?格鲁：I just, Ihave a lot of work to do伊迪丝：Work? What kind of work?格鲁：Very important business. So hugs, kisses. Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed hugBlah, blah, blah, blah, blah艾格尼丝：But you said youd help me practice my part for the mothers day show.格鲁：Fine, fine. Let me hear it, quickly.艾格尼丝：”She kisses my boo-boos ”She braids my hair. My mother is bryond compare. We love you , mothers everywhere.”格鲁：Wow, that was , something else! I really like the way you smiled at the end.