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永 morning candy 虫 morning Cassie 永 whats wrong with you you looks so pale 虫 i were watching tv all the night 永 what did you watch 虫 Have you heard of the prevalent Time travel TV series Bu Bu Jing Xin 永 ohI love it so much the actress are beautiful their dressing is great 虫 me too if you have a chance which dynasty do you want to transported to 永 of course song dynasty Id like to protect our country and let citizen have a easy living 虫 what a great ideal 永 but it is so ridiculous we wont have chance to transported 虫 i don t agree with you everything is possible 男的破门而入 男 what happened where i am where my sweetheart xiaoqian xiaoqian xiaoqian Where are you 绕教室跑下去 问班上的众人 who are you Where i am all of you look so strange What happened Tell me who can tell me 永 look at that guy he looks so amusing 虫 What happened to he 永 you see his hair is so long style is strang the dressing likes acient people 虫 wow is he transported 永 no its impossible 虫 look he is getting close to us 男 young ladies im so glad to meet you here You are familiar to me oh god xiaoqian why are you here im looking for you all the time 原本慢慢走近 最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀 虫 do you know me I have no memory about you 男 what you forgot me Xiaoqian i am ningcaichen 永永把我拉过去 和男的开始谈话 永 are you kidding we have never see you there must be something wrong with you 男 im pretty normal xiaoqian look at me and talk to me i can t believe youve forgot me even if you wear different clothing and everything looks strange i still remember your face your beautiful smile 虫 gentleman listen to me carefully i am not xiaoqian my name is candy and i do not know why you wear so different maybe you are playing a Time travel TV series or it is just a program now game is over we have to go 男 no no xiaoqian i do not know what you say but i am not joking at you 此时雷雨大作 闪 电劈了下来 小倩记起来了 未完待续 篇二 英语三人短剧 搞笑 顾客 小心 你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员 别担心 先生 不是很烫 A Watch out Your thumbs in my soup B Dont worry Sir its not that hot 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排 大拇指在牛肉上 你疯了吗 顾客喊到 你的手在我的牛排上 什么 服务员说 你想让它再掉地上 A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat A Are you crazy yelled the customer with your hand on my steak What answers the waiter You want it to fall on the floor again 服务员 茶或咖啡 先生 第一个顾客 我要茶 第二个顾客 我也是茶 杯子要干净的 服务员 两杯茶 哪个要干净的杯子 B Waiter Tea or coffee gentlemen A Ill have tea C 2nd customer Me too and be sure the glass is clean Waiter exits returns B Waiter Two teas Which one asked for the clean glass 创新句子 我坚持用干净杯子喝茶 服务员 这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么 看起来象是在仰泳 A Waiter whats this fly doing in my soup Um looks to me to be backstroke sir 服务员 汤里有只苍蝇 别担心 先生 面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它 A Waiter theres a fly in my soup B Dont worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get em 服务员 我汤里有只苍蝇 不是 先生 那是蟑螂 苍蝇在你牛排里 A Waiter theres a fly in my soup C No sir thats a cockroach the fly is on your steak 服务员 汤里有只苍蝇 别让别人看见 先生 要不别人都要 A Waiter theres a fly in my soup B Keep it down sir or theyll all be wanting one 服务员 汤里有只苍蝇 我知道 先生 我们没有另收钱 A Waiter theres a fly in my soup C Its OK Sir theres no extra charge 服务员 汤里有只苍蝇 对不起 先生 我弄走那三个时忘了这个 A Waiter there is a fly in my soup B Sorry sir maybe Ive forgotten it when I removed the other three 服务员 汤里有只死 苍蝇 是的 先生 是开水杀死了它们 A Waiter theres a dead fly in my soup C Yes sir its the hot water that kills them 话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本 Introduction Long ago there was a crazy country in this crazy country there were some crazy people trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing Yingzheng But finally he failed Do you want to know what happened at that time Okay next show will tell you the truth Action I 太子丹 上 掏出镜子梳头 做自恋状 Mirror mirror tell me who is the most pretty man in the world 画外音 It s you Prince Dan 太子丹高兴状 Thank u mirror 面对观众 I m Prince Dan the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth I am so scared So what can I do 向幕里大叫 Where is my minister 阿三 毕恭毕敬 Honey I am coming 太子丹 I ve told you again and again that you should call me my most beautiful graceful handsome charming cute smart and dearest Prince Dan 阿三 Sure honey I have a good idea We can find a hero to kill YingZheng 作杀状 太子 Oh yeah What is the most expensive commodity in this century Talent 二十一世纪最需要的是什么 人才 这句话要跟观众交流 最好由观众来回答 然后拍阿三肩膀 做赞许状 Good idea But who is the right candidate 阿三 After screening I have two promising persons on hand One is Miss LiMoChou the other is Mr JinKe Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world 太子 Well show me the winner as soon as possible OK 阿三 Yes Action II 十面埋伏 中刘德华金成武决斗时的音乐 荆轲 Are you Li mochou 李莫愁 Yes 荆轲 OK I m Jingke you know I will let you know I am the king of the killers world 李莫愁 Are you challenging me 荆轲 Off course 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁 Come on 音乐起两人冲上前来 人在江湖漂啊 哪有不挨刀啊 一刀砍死你啊 两刀砍死 你啊 李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状 What happened Why aren t you hurt 荆轲 We don t need any reason to win a person Don t we Do we 赢一个人需要理由 么 不需要么 需要么 李莫愁 Momma always said Life is like a box of chocolates Mochou You never know what you re gonna get I got it Momma is right 荆轲再次大笑太子丹上 抱拳 How are you 荆柯 Fine thank you and you 太子丹 Oh my God Could you give me an innovative answer to How are you 荆柯 Sure 太子丹 How are you 羊肉串和纳税人 英文小品 Characters Mr Shi Xiaofu Dabao Mr Shi Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years Now the tax collector Xiaofu and the tax payer Dabao a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change The first Act happened in 1980s Act I in Bazaar of Beijing sanlihe 1980s Dabao Yangrouchuan yangrouchuan eaten one want nine eaten one want nine Hi Take my yangrouchuan slipped take it up Xiaofu Tax Pay the tax Dabao change faces Taxi Where is the taxi Here s no taxi Xiaofu Tax T A X Dabao What s the tax I just know taxi Do you want me to call a taxi for you Taxi Taxi Xiaofu Enough Are you the vendor Dabao No No No no I m just have a look The vendor has gone to the toilet Xiaofu Not the vendor Impossible you ve been here for 2 hours Dabao Really Xiaofu Yes of course How do you know it Xiaofu The window of my office is open to here and I ve been looking at you for two hours Dabao It s a big bug Xiaofu Oh Don t waste my time Please pay the tax 10 Yuan Dabao 10 yuan My god I had just earned 20 Yuan one day 5 Yuan ok Xiaofu Dont cheat me youve sold more than 2 hundred ones Dabao 6yuan my dear sisiter 7Yuan my lovely beauty Dabao Not for you not for me lets split the difference 8 yuan ok Xiaofu looking around All right a deal But no receipt Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left Dabao What a smart woman Bad luck I m bankrupt I have to change my place Hope I would not meet her any more Let s go Act II Mr Shi The next scene happened in new century China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more in the new era of building the well off society in an all round way how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected The scene will tell you Let s enjoy it In the market Dabao in white clothes a board with NO SARS Dabao Yangrouchuan yangrouchuan Eaten one want nine Eaten one want nine Xiaofu Hi Dabao Hi Two What a familiar face Two It s you Dabao 10 years past you are a still a tax collector Xiaofu 10 years past you still sell Yangrouchuan How is your business Dabao Everything is OK 10 years past you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing Xiaofu 10 years past you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before Dabao Thank you No SARS no dirtiness Serve people serve me Xiaofu Great Have you Dabao Married I m not married I m still single Xiaofu Have you claimed your tax this month Dabao What Taxi Oh tax Of course I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month Xioafu Your receipt please Dabao shows the receipt Here you are I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer Xiaofu Great What a good taxpayer you are Dabao Thank you It is my duty I m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country Xiaofu Yeah The tax you paid is a share of our country s economy and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing Dabao Let s do it together It s said that Dont ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country Just like me sell Yangrouchuan and pay the Tax for ten years more Xiaofu You re the loveliest people in new century Dabao Thank you And you re the loveliest tax collector in new era X Excuse me and I have to go now Bye bye D A moment are you free tomorrow evening Could I have a dinner with you Xiaofu Well may I have the company of my husband Dabao No no no problem 6 o clock in the evening Beichuanyuan ok Xiaofu just a kidding I have to go home now leaves Dabao See you tomorrow Dabao Hope to see you everyday The End 篇三 3 人英文短话剧剧本 1 In the restaurant 在餐馆里 C the customer W the waiter M the manager In the restaurant 旁白 一天 一家英国的餐馆里 来了一位中国客人 故事就这样发生了 W What can I do for you sir 先生要吃点什么 C Beijing Roast Duck Tomato and Egg Soup Thats all 北京烤鸭 西红柿蛋汤 就这么 多了 W A moment 请稍等 W Yours sir 先生 这是你要的菜 C Thank you 谢谢 C Waiter 服务生 W Yes Sir 什么事 先生 C How can I have the soup 我怎么喝这碗汤 W Im sorry Sir Ill change it for you 对不起 先生 我去给您换一下 W Here your soup Sir 这是您的汤 先生 C Thank you 谢谢 C waiter 服务生 W Sir 先生 C How can I have the soup 我怎么喝这碗汤 W Er Im terribly sorry I change it in a second 嗯 实在对不起 我再给您换一次 C Sir Im sorry for the soup Now is