英语搞笑对话.doc

1.He WonTommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。2.PrizeLittle Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. Its a prize, mother, he explained.2.PrizeLittle Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. Its a prize, mother, he explained.A prize? What for, dear?For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three.But an ostrich has only two legs.I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest.奖品小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品，妈妈。”他解释道。“奖品?因为什么得的。亲爱的?”“因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿，我说有三条。”“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”“我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”3.A portrait of God3.A portrait of GodA little boy was drawing a sketch with pencil and paper.When his mother asked what he was doing, he answered immediately and with considerable pride: I am drawing a portrait of God.Being surprised and afraid, his mother said: You cannot do that. No one has ever seen God. No one knows how God looks.But the little boy replied complacently: Well, when I get through, they will know.上帝的画像一个小男孩拿着铅笔和纸在画一幅素描。他的妈妈问他在干什么时，他马上很自豪地回答说：“我在画一幅上帝的肖像。”他的妈妈既惊讶又害怕，说：“你不能这样做的，没有人见过上帝，谁也不知道上帝是什么样子。”可是小男孩得意的回答：“等我画完了，他们就会知道啦。”4.The remaining sheepThe teacher said: If the shepherd1 put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be left?None, called out little Mac. The teacher said: I am surprised that you cant count correctly. I know that you are good at arithmetic, but you have made such a mistake now.Little Mac said: You know arithmetic, teacher, but you dont know sheep. I know that if one sheep jumped, the rest will follow it to do the same.剩下的羊老师说：“如果牧羊人把20只羊放到牧场上去吃草，有5只羊跳出了围栏，还会剩下多少只?”小麦克大声回答说：