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一女子look,look! here comes the four handsome boys! ) 祝枝山keep calm brother tang, someone watching ) 祝枝山 (Today we four handsome boys here, its no wonder that those women are crazy !) 文斌(thats true ) 文征明 hey, boys ,how about singing poems since we are excited 祝枝山That sounds great !so ,brother wenbing ,you singing first! 文斌(OK),山下一群鹅。 文征明嘘声赶落河。 祝枝山 落河捉鹅一肚饿。 唐伯虎吃完回家玩老婆。 三人( Oh my gad ,this poem is really cool!) 唐伯虎(hahahahaha) 三人(oh,what he laughed at? and Whats so fanny!) 文征明 why brother tang can keep happy every time when we go out? ) 文斌Joy but driven, really make we three envy ) 祝枝山but to be honest ,brother tangs article and his painting are the most famous ,he is a real talent! 文斌 (yes, he is also good at music ) 唐伯虎Thanks! There is no doubt that I can play all kids of instrument ,and recently I was learning a western instrument ,its perfect ,we can discuss someday!) 文斌no problem! 文征明But I think what most envy us is his 8 beautiful wives ,if I have the same life ,there is no regret 唐伯虎ahahahah) 祝枝山Look, there is a beauty ! 祝枝山Brother tang ,look at the lonely girl ,how about you to show us how can we get a girls love ! 唐伯虎 let me see ? 文斌 Hey ,go ahead ,we are waiting ,do you have something trouble! 唐伯虎 No,my pleasure 祝枝山 Come on! 唐伯虎Hai ,miss 两人乱打 三人Oh, what are they doing ! whats wrong! 文征明You are too crude! 唐伯虎He scared me, hey, you stupid ladyboy! 三人 what? ladyboy? 祝枝山I like! Catch it!(把扇子扔给文斌,做追状) 文征明What a pity ,he robbed first 文斌so disgusting! (做厌恶状) ,brother tang, I heard that there is a really pretty girl in huafu(华府),she is the goddess in thousands of mens heart, do you have the interest to get close to her?唐伯虎owe! Goddess! I must have a try to catch her, heiheibut I need to plan it ,do you have some good ideas?文斌:of course! You can (说悄悄话)唐伯虎ok. good boy! Lets go now ,I cant wait for a minute!秋香和华府婢女石榴姐出门唐伯虎 hay ,sister and brother ,mother and father, look ,look ,look, look, there is a good son to sale ,if you dont buy, you can also have a look! 石榴姐Hey ,little brother , its too bad to sale yourself at the monrning ,thats unlucky 唐伯虎I know .but just sorry 秋香You, I think I have see you before ,you look so familiar 唐伯虎 Really, thats doesnt matter at all ,I beg you can buy me 石榴姐thats great .we just want to buy one 这时又来一个推着木车车上六个死人这人还口吐鲜血极其悲惨 惨人good ladies, please mercy on me ,I have to sale myself to bury all of my family 唐伯虎 Oh god ,I cant believe it 惨人Ladies, please buy me ,all of my family were died last night ,and I was illness ,you know how hard I am?. 秋香Oh, thats too poor,石榴 ,lets buy him ok?石榴姐(哭)All right, 唐伯虎Hey, sister ,I come first ! 秋香There is no wander who come first石榴姐yes, he have lose six family ,but you just lose one ,I really want to help you ,but I cant 唐伯虎but I am also miserable .石榴姐So ,tell us what else can made you more miserable than him 唐伯虎I ii look at my hands ,I havent wash my fingers for a long time ,and all of them are full of dirty dusty isnt miserable than him? 惨人的小狗突然死去 惨人旺财 You cant die ,you and me live together for so many years ,we just like brothers, but I cant give you a full lunch, I am so sorry 唐伯虎watch out ! 唐伯虎xiao qiang .whats wrong with you, xiao qiang ,you cant die ,I company you for so many years ,and I treat you as my only child ,I cant believe it, 石榴姐 秋香The two are really hard ,and what should we do 秋香Lets watching on 石榴姐ok 惨人 fuck, dont play with me anymore ,look at your clean face , you are not a good actor ! and look at me ,I have the skin cancer, and will die soon 唐伯虎Kao ,dont compare with me ,i hate this game! 惨人So what! 唐伯虎well, You threaten me ! 惨人yes, Can you do more things than me ! 唐伯虎拾起一根棍将自己的胳膊打断 唐伯虎How about this time ,I lose one of my leg , 惨人you are cary! 唐伯虎Yes, I just decided to beat you today 惨人 ok, Ill play with you! ? Bad guy ,I put my life, and you? Hahaha, who can hard than me ! 唐伯虎Good job! You win ,ok, see you then? 石榴姐Stop, that man die ,and Ill buy you 唐伯虎really? 石榴姐Yes! Of course!唐伯虎But please give me five dollars 石榴姐Youre robbing me! 唐伯虎No no no ,I just want to bury this poor man
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