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BOY:Hey, I aced it.GIRL:Look out, Harvard.( buzzer signaling )TOON LIZZIE:Surprise, another B.Its not bad.Its just. a B-boring. bland.blah. blah again.( bell dings )( popping )( bell dings )( flashbulb popping )TOON LIZZIE:Ever notice that everyone seemsto be great at something?LIZZIE:Hey, great necklace.MIRANDA:Thanks. I made itout of soda cans.TOON LIZZIE:See what I mean?All I can do with a soda canis recycle it.GORDO:No, dont-dont turnthat way.Im losing my shot.TOON LIZZIE:Gordos in searchof his next documentaryand I can barely takea Polaroid.( yells )MIRANDA:Whats up?LIZZIE:Mmm, English test gradesare up.MIRANDA:Another B?LIZZIE:What else?I am so sickof getting Bs.I want an Aat something.GORDO:You could bean actress.You look pretty goodthrough the camera.LIZZIE:You think?GORDO:Sure.LIZZIE:( giggling ):Cool.GORDO:Or a stuntwoman. THEME SONG: * If you believe * Weve got a picture-perfect plan * Weve got you fooled * Cause we only do the best we can * And sometimes we make it * And sometimes we fake it * But we get one step closer each and every day * Well figure it out on the way. *MIRANDA:Theres absolutely nothinghappy about Mondaysbeginning with the dreadedand most fearedCoach Kelly.LIZZIE:Shyeah,queen of the gym-nauseum.MIRANDA:Evil PE Sorceress.( cackling )MIRANDA:I wonder whatour new sport is this time.LIZZIE:Whatever it is,I bet Im just as bad at itas I was at archery.( missile falling )LIZZIE:Coach Kellyshouldnt park her carso close to the field.COACH KELLY:Rhythmic gymnastics.a combination of gymnasticsand balletrequiring supreme skilland coordination.TOON LIZZIE:And floppy shoesand a red clown nose.LIZZIE:Youve got to be kidding me.MIRANDA:This is a pimple on theface of womens sports.LIZZIE:Yeah, you thinkshe gets paid extrafor humiliating us?COACH KELLY:You can use the ballthe hoops, the clubsor the ribbonin any combinationbut lets just startwith the basics for today.MIRANDA:Girls PE totally sucks.LIZZIE:Yeah, they dont makethe boys dofreaky stufflike this.They get to doall the cool things.COACH KELLY:Any volunteers?MIRANDA:No.( gasps )( whimpering ):Inside voice,inside voice.COACH KELLY:Miranda.did Ijust hear you volunteerto demonstrate?MIRANDA:Um.COACH KELLY:Good.Then why dont you show ushow its done?( drumroll )MIRANDA:( gasps )Oops.Im going to goget them. Bye.COACH KELLY:Kate, why dont youshow ushow its really done?KATE:Okay.Lets see if I can.( drumroll )KATE:Ow!( laughing )COACH KELLY:Looks like youll be needinga little extra practice, Kate.KATE:There must be some mistake.I am good at everything.Cant I justtry again?( laughing )COACH KELLY:Lizzie McGuire!LIZZIE:( gasps )COACH KELLY:Something amusing you?LIZZIE:No, n-not really.COACH KELLY:Then amuse mewith your ribbon skills.LIZZIE:Okay.Um. Coach. I.I dont thinkI really know h-how to.COACH KELLY:Flunk?You need some help?LIZZIE:No.( zapping )TOON LIZZIE:Well, thats just perfect.I find the thing Im great atand its the stupidest thingin the world.Whats next, Riverdancing?KATE:Hey, Coach, um, I figured outwhy I dropped the clubs.See, I still had moisturizeron my handto keep my skin soft and supple.Can you believe it?Anyway, um.I was just hopingthat I could havea second chanceif that would beat all possible.COACH KELLY:Okay, Kate.KATE:Now?COACH KELLY:Yeah.KATE:Itd be my pleasure.(to LIZZIE)I dont careif this is dorky.Its just one more thingIm better at than you are.Watch and learn.( drumroll )( laughing )COACH KELLY:Okay, thenare we finished now?KATE:Theres something wrongwith this stupid ribbon.COACH KELLY:Thank you, Kate.May I have amoment alonewith Lizzie?TOON LIZZIE:Thank goodness my best friendwould never leave me alonewith Coach Kelly.( motorcar racing )TOON LIZZIE:Uh. maybe its timefor that best friend talk.COACH KELLY:Lizzie, in all of myyears of teachingI have never seensomeone take to rhythmicgymnastics like you.Youre like aduck to water.TOON LIZZIE:Youre like abird to the sky.Youre like a.Loo to a ser.LIZZIE:W-Well, I-I guessit was pretty good.TOON LIZZIE:Im good at burping.( belches )but does that make it a sport?COACH KELLY:Lizzie, I want you torepresent our schoolin the upcomingrhythmic gymnasticsregional competition.( national anthem playing )COACH KELLY:Youre an incrediblytalented athlete.LIZZIE:Really?COACH KELLYNo.( needle scratches )COACH KELLY:but you aregood at this.TOON LIZZIE:That was almost a compliment.Maybe I should think about this.COACH KELLY:Well talk later.( door closes )KATE:( giggling )MIRANDA:Something funny?KATE:Yeah, your friend.Tell her she mustbe really proudto have finally foundher calling-Queen of the Ribbon Dorks.MIRANDA:Face it, Kate-Youre just madcause shes great at itand you stink at it.( clanks )MIRANDA:See ya.Wouldnt wanna be ya.GORDOSo, whatd Coach Kelly want?LIZZIE:Well.( fanfare trumpeting )( clock ticking )LIZZIE:But I. but I shouldnt do it,right?I mean, we thinkthis whole thingskind of ridiculous, dont we?Dont we?MIRANDA:No, its.cool.LIZZIE:Oh, come on, Miranda.I think we all knowthat rhythmic gymnastics isa little bit lame.MIRANDA:Lame is sucha strong word.Its lame-ish, but.GORDO:But the important thing isI have a topicfor my documentary-The Making of a Champion.MIRANDA:And it is something yourebetter at than Kate.( clangs )LIZZIE:True, I-I do like that part.GORDO:So, you are going to do it,right?( clock ticking )LIZZIE:I dont know.So, you thinkI should do it?JO:An Olympic sport?Absolutely.SAM:Maybe next time,theyll have the Olympicssomeplace really goodlike Hawaii.or Orlando.LIZZIE:Isnt rhythmic gymnasticsjust a little bit lame?MATT:Ding, ding, ding,we have a winner.SAM:Matthew.LIZZIE:See? Even lame-oknows its lame.MATT:Well, thank you.Hey, wait a minute.LIZZIE:Then again, how many talentsdo you get in one lifetime?MATT:I have six.One is that curlycue thingI can do with my tongue.Two is sayinganyones name backwards-Tarzan- Nazrat.Three is eatingspoonfuls of wasabi.Four is.LIZZIE:Plus, you always said I could doanything if I set my mind to it.MATT:Really?Well, you never told me that.SAM:You sure?( crowd cheering )MAN:And the gold medal goesto Lizzie McGuire!( cheering )( chanting ):Lizzie! Lizzie! Lizzie!GORDO:We cant push Lizzieinto doing something shamefuljust because I wantto make a documentaryand you wantto one-up Kate.MIRANDA:We cant?Okay, we cant.Youre right.GORDO:Being humiliatedduring pubertycan have deep and lastingpsychological consequences.MIRANDA:Youve been into your dadsshrink files again, havent you?GORDO:His Tuesday at 3:30is really scary.MIRANDA( laughs )LIZZIE:Hey, guys.MIRANDA:Oh, Lizzie.we needto talk to you.LIZZIE:Oh, good.I have been upthinking about rhythmicgymnastics all nightand Ive hada big attitude adjustment.GORDO:And, uh, how do you feelabout that?LIZZIE:Great.I can win this thing.I know I can.I feel strong and determinedand I wanted to findsomething I was good atso. I found itand Im 100% going for the gold.MIRANDA:You are?GORDO:Well, I think weve hada major breakthrough.LIZZIE:Thanks.MIRANDA:What do we do now?GORDO:Lights, camera, action. ( alarm buzzing )( up-tempo pop intro )* I need your attention * Attention * I need your attention * The sun is rising * Its shining on a brand-new day * A new beginning * Showing you a new way * You feel it building * Its flowing like a tidal wave * Its time to do it * Get up and show it * We and the both of us now * No! * And shout * No! No! * Check it out * No! * And me * No! * Everybody must shout * No! * And shout * No! No! * Check it out * No! * And me * No! No! *( instrumental break )* I need your attention * Attention * I need your attention * Attention * Got to get up, got to do it * Got to boom-boom, got to do it * Got to get up, got to do it * Got to boom-boom, got to do it * Got to get up, got to do it * Got to boom-boom, got to do it * Got to get up, got to do it * Got to boom-boom, got to do it * Oh! *TOON LIZZIE:( whimpering ):Yo.MIRANDA:Whoa! You looklike Neve Campbellat the end of Scream.LIZZIE:Which is pretty goodcompared to the way I feel.Im hurt, Im tired, Im hungryand I wish they would vote meoff this island.GORDO:Wow, morning,superstar.Did I mention how greatyou look on film?This Making of a Championis turning out so cool.Youd better getan Oscar speech ready.KATE:Well, if it isntMiss Rhythmic Gymnastics.TOON LIZZIE:Well if it isnt Miss Clubfoot.KATE:Whats your email, Lizzie?L?GORDO:Could you say that one more timefor the camera, Kate?Im trying to cast the partof the bitter, talentless girl.LIZZIE:Kate, youre greatat everything.Why cant you let someone bebetter than you at one thing?KATE:Because Im not aboutto sit backand let the dorks take over.Youd better watch your step,McGuire.LIZZIE:Im not the onewith the ankle brace.( clanging )( whistle blowing )COACH KELLY:Excellent!Again.Now, come on,give mefive more of those andreally make em sing.Again.( cat yowling )( cat shrieks )COACH KELLY:Again.( whistle blows )KATE:Hi, Larry.LARRY:Hi, Kate.KATE:Oh, you know my name?I didnt even thinkyou noticed me.LARRY:( chuckling )Yeah, me notnotice you, right.( braying laughter )KATE:Wow. That looksso complicated.LARRY:No not really.Im just growingsome penicillin resistantstrains of bacteria.KATE:Oh.LARRY:No, Im just kidding-its mold!KATE:( laughing )Of course it is.Larry, could I ask youa little favor?LARRY:Mm-hmm.JO:Honey, you wantto try this on?Mmm, smells so good.What are you making?LIZZIE:Chocolate chip cookies.JO:Somethingbothering you?LIZZIE:No. Why?JO:Well, the night before youstarted middle schoolyou made brownies.When your parakeet flew away,you made muffins.When Miranda went to summercamp, you made banana bread.Youre baking;somethings bothering you.TOON LIZZIE:Whats bothering me isIm trying to wina gold medal in geek.LIZZIE:I guess Im a little stressedout about this gymnastics meet.JO:Oh, honey, youre working sohard, and youre so good at it.The most important thingis that youre doingsomething you loveand youre giving ityour best shotand your dad and Iwell be proud of youno matter what.But I have a feelingyoure going to win.MATT:Of course she is.Shes the dork championof the world.LIZZIE:( scoffs )( up-tempo music playing )GORDO:Plucked from obscurityLizzie McGuire has overcomeinsurmountable challenge.ANNOUNCER:That was Tracy Curtisfrom Fairoaks Middle School.Next up, Lizzie McGuirefrom North Hills Junior High.MIRANDA:Hey, Gordo,what are you looking at? ( up-tempo music plays )* When the spotlight lands on you * Suddenly you star * Its your light * Thats when its your turn * To light on fire * Watch it burn * Its your moment * Let it shine * When its all eyes on you * Show em where you come from * When its all eyes on you * Stand up! * Stand up. * Eyes on you. * .standing still * Thats the moment when you. *TOON LIZZIE:Note to self: bring extra hoop.* .your best friend * See you win * See you win. *GORDO:Lizzie!* When its all eyes on you * * Show em where you come from * When its all eyes on you * Stand up * Stand up. *MIRANDA:Drop it,Tudgeman.LARRY:But I cant;Kate wont love me anymore.MIRANDA:Maybe this is empty.Do you feel lucky, Tudgeman?Huh? Do ya? * .all eyes on you * Stand up! * Stand up. * Eyes on you. *( song ends )GORDO:Going somewhere, Kate?KATE:( nervous giggle )Just.gettinga little.a little air.GORDO:Tell it to the camera,sunshine.KATE:( nervous chuckle )( applause continues in auditorium )ANNOUNCER:First place goesto Lizzie McGuire!JO:Hey! Were soproud of you.SAM:Our littlechampion.Oh, you weregreat, sweetie.LIZZIE:Thank you.SAM:Really great.Look at your medal.LIZZIE:That-thatsjust greatbut can I be honestwith you guys?SAM:Sure.JO:Always.LIZZIE:Okay. Well,I totally appreciatehow supportiveyou guys.SAM:Lizzie, you donthave to thank us.JO:Weve lovedevery minuteof it, honey.SAM:You were so great.LIZZIE:I wasnt finished.SAM / JO:Oh.LIZZIENo, really, you guyshave been awesomebut that timewhen the hoop was missingwas the happiest timeof my life.JO:I dont understand.SAM:Yeah.LIZZIE:I hate rhythmic gymnastics.JO:Oh, but youreso good at it!SAM:Yeah.LIZZIE:Well, thats just aboutthe only part that I do like.But if Idont like itwhy waste my time doing it?Id rather work extra hardat something I do loveeven if it takesa lit

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