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IceAge:TheMeltdown Thisglobalwarmingiskillingme. Thisistoohot,theIceAgewastoocold. Whatwouldittaketomakeyouhappy? ThisIlike. Oh,no,youwontcatchme. Norunning,James.Camprules. Makeme,sloth. Makeme,sir.Itsallaboutrespect. Waterball. Sammy,youjustate.Waitanhour. Hector,no,no,no,youcantpee-peethere. OK,thereisfine.Ashley,stoppickingyour. Pi?ata! Stop!Youresupposedtowearblindfolds. OK. -Hey,itsmyturntohitthesloth.-Mine. -Mine.-Mine. Hey,youdidnthaveanycandyinyou. -Letsburyhim.-Yeah! Hey,whoa.Whosaidyoukidscouldtorturethesloth? Manny,dontsquashtheircreativity. Hey,Manny,Diego,mybadmammals-jammals. Wannagiveaslothahand? Look,Iopenedmycamp.CampodelSid.ItmeansCampofSid. Congratulations.Yourenowanidiotintwolanguages. Notinfrontofthek-i-d-z.Theselittleguysloveme.Right,Billy? Dontmakemeeatyou. Theykid.Thatswhytheyrecalledkids. Itoldyou,Sid.Yourenotqualifiedtorunacamp. Whatdoqualificationshavetodowithchildcare? Besides,thesekidslookuptome.Imarolemodeltothem. Icanseethat. YouguysneverthinkIcandoanything,butImanequalmemberofthisherd. Imadethisherd,soyouneedtostarttreatingmewithsomerespect. -Comeon,Sid.-Sid,wewerejustkidding. Hey,letsplaypin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth. Yeah! Sid! Icandostuff. Wontgivemetheirstupidrespect. Illshowem. Andso,intheend,thelittleburroreachedhismommy. Andtheylivedhappilyeverafter. -Goodjob.-Question. Whydoestheburrogohome?Whydoesnthestaywiththerabbits? Because.becausehewantedtobewithhisfamily. Heshouldgowiththegirlburro.Thatsabetterlovestory. OK,well,whenyoutellyourburrostory,thatswhathelldo. Burroisademeaningname.Technically,itscalledawildass. Fine.Thewildassboycamehometohiswildassmother. See,thatswhyIcalleditaburro. Couldtheburrohaveagrazingproblem?Thenhedbemorerelatable. -Boring.-Itsnotbelievable. -Doburroseattheiryoung?-Itsnotagoodending. SometimesIthrowup. Theylivedhappilyeverafter.Youcantgetmoresatisfyingthanthat. Onebig,happyfamily.Thatsthewayitssupposedtobe. Wheresyourbig,happyfamily? Thenthehungrytigeratethepeskylittlekids. -YouOK,buddy?-Sure.Whynot? -Ithought.-Storytimesover.Theend. -Runforyourlives!-Whereseverybodygoing? -Theworldscomingtoanend.-Whatareyoutalkingabout? FastTony-hesaystheworldsgonnaflood. Folks,Iholdinmyhandadevicesopowerful, itcanactuallypullairrightoutofthesky. Yeah,right. Gatherround,gatherround. Pardonme,doyouhavegills,maam? Soyoucantbreatheunderwater? Myassistantherewilldemonstrate. Hey,Icansmelltheocean. Whatareyoudoing?Icantsellthatnow. Yousuckairthroughyourmouth,youmoron. Throughitsdesignandsturdyconstruction, youllhaveplentyofairforeonstocome. Ofcourse,resultsmayvary. Whyareyouscaringeverybodywiththisdoomsdaystuff? Imtryingtomakealivinghere,pal. Itsmyweatherforecast.Thefive-dayoutlookcallsforintenseflooding followedbytheendoftheworld. Andaslightchanceofpatchysunshinelaterintheweek. Comeon,dontlistentohim.FastTonywouldsellhisownmotherforagrape. Areyoumakinganoffer?Imean,no,Iwouldnot. Haventyouheard?Theiceismelting. Youseethisground,itscoveredinice. Athousandyearsago,itwascoveredinice. Athousandyearsfromnow,itwillstillbeice. Say,buddy,nottocastaspersionsonyoursurvivalinstinctsornothing, buthaventmammothsprettymuchgoneextinct? -Whatareyoutalkingabout?-Aboutyoubeingthelastofyourkind. Yourbreathsmellslikeants. Bethatasitmay,whensthelasttimeyousawanothermammoth? Dontpayanyattentiontohim. Mammothscantgoextinct.TheyrethebiggestthingsonEarth. Whataboutthedinosaurs? Thedinosaursgotcockyandmadeenemies. Look.SomeidiotsgoingdowntheEviscerator. Pleasetellmethatsnotouridiot. OK,Imgonnajumponthecountofthree. One, two. Sid,dontmoveamuscle.Werecomingup. Jump!Jump!Jump! Jump!Jump!Jump! Sorry. Twoandthreeone-thousandths,twoandfourone-thousandths. Sid,whatareyoudoing?Getdownfromthere. No.ImgonnabethefirsttojumpofftheEviscerator andthenyouguysaregonnahavetoshowmesomerespect. Theonlyrespectyoullgetisrespectforthedead. Comeon,Manny,hesnotthatstupid. -ButIvebeenwrongbefore.-Geronimo! Hey,watchit. Icantbreathe.IthinkIjustcoughedupmyspleen. -Diego,retracttheclaws,please.-Right.Sorry. IfIdidntknowyoubetter,Diego,Idthinkyouwereafraidofthewater. OK,OK.GoodthingIknowyoubetter. Guys. FastTonywasright. Everythingismelting. Itsallgonnaflood.Comeon,wegottawarnthem. Maybewecanrapidlyevolveintowatercreatures. -Thatsgenius,Sid.-CallmeSquid. Thiswholethingsapieceofjunk.IcantbelieveIlivehere. What? Forgetreeds.Ipresentyouwiththisrevolutionarygizmowecallbark. -Itssobuoyant,itactuallyfloats.-Illshowyousomethingthatfloats. Allright,itsyourfuneral. See?ThisisexactlywhatImtalkingabout. Giantsballsoffurrylavathesizeofmammothsrainingfromthesky. Gosuckairthroughareed. Listentohim.Hesrightabouttheflood. Iam?Imean,yes,Iam. Wait.Yousaidtherewasntgoingtobeaflood.Whyshouldwelistentoyou? Becausewesawwhatsupthere.Thedamsgonnabreak. Theentirevalleysgonnaflood. Floodsreal,allright.Anditscomingfast. Lookaround.Youreinabowl. BowIsgonnafillup.Aintnowayout. Whatarewegonnado? Unlessyoumakeittotheendofthevalley. Theresaboat.Itcansaveyou. -Idontseeanything.-But yallbetterhurry. Groundsmelting,wallstumbling,rockscrumbling. Survivethatandyoullberacingthewater, cosinthreedaystime,itsgonnahitthegeyserfields. Boom! Thereissomegoodnews,though. Themoreofyoudie, thebetterIeat. Ididntsayitwasgoodnewsforyou. Hemusthavebeenarealpleasuretohaveinclass. Dam. Allright,youheardthescaryvulture.Letsmoveout. Manny,youreallythinktheresaboat? Idontknow,butinafewdays,thisplaceisgonnabeunderwater. Iftheresanyhope,itsthatway. Manny,letsgo. Overturnedglyptodontinthefarrightlane. Trafficbackedupasfarastheeyecansee. Anditlooksliketheremightbeafatality. Icallthedarkmeat. Comeon,everybody,letsgo.Comeon,come,come,come.Getin. -Comeon,Grandpa,comeon.-Wehavetogo. Well,Imnotleaving.IwasborninthisholeandIlldieinthishole. Dowehavetobringthiscrap? -Imsuretherescrapwhereweregoing.-Thiswasagiftfrommymother. OK,keepitmoving,keepitmoving. Manny,Ijustheardyouregoingextinct. Hey,ifyouevermasterhygiene,tryworkingonsensitivity. -Imnotgoingextinct.-Kids,look.Thelastmammoth. Well,youprobablywontseeanotheroneofthoseagain. See? OK,one,two,three.WhereisJames? Stu.Comeon,Stu. Letsblowthisice-cubestand. Stu. Folks,bethefirstinthevalleytohaveyourveryownmobilehome. -Shutup,Sid.-OK. Stopsinging,Sid. Sid,ImgoingtofallonyouagainandthistimeIwillkillyou. OK,someonedoesntliketheclassics. Whatifyoureright? WhatifIamthelastmammoth? ButManny,lookatthebrightside,youhaveus. Notyourmostpersuasiveargument,Sid. -Mammoths?-IknewIcouldntbethelastone. Ifeltitinmygut. Extinct?Comeon. Hesupbyacoupleoffifths,aheadbyatusk. AndhesbeatingDiegoasDiegoscomingroundthecorner. Sorry.Mystomachhatesme. Well,dontthatputthestinkinextinction? Nasty. Manny. Ineedtobealoneforawhile. Yougoonahead.Illcatchup. Onetrulyistheloneliestnumber. Theseworkgreat. Cool. -Missedme,nowyougottakissme.-Illgetem. -Whichendisup?-Idhidethatfacetoo. -Hey,ugly.-Igottasitonthat. Gotcha. OK,Imgoingin. -Sid.-What? -Nicemiss.-Coveryourside. -Ifeltsomebreezeinthatone.-Smile. -Outofmyway.-Hello. Overhere. -Surrender?-Never. Cool. Smokethem. Ifanyoneasks,therewere50ofemandtheywererattlesnakes. -Here,kitty,kitty.-Bigmistake,youmiscreants. Miscreants? Diego,theyrepossums. Retreat. Iguessitsjustyouandmenow. Iknewit.IknewIwasnttheonlyone. Everyonefallsoutofthetreenowandthen.Theyjustdontadmitit. Wait.What? Someofushaveatoughtimeholdingontobranches. Itsnotlikewerebatsorsomething.Wedonthavewingstokeepusup. Andyouwereinthetreebecause.? Iwaslookingformybrothers.Theyarealwaysintrouble. Brothers?Youmeantheresmore? Sure. -Thereslotsofus.-Where? Everywhere.Underrocks.Inholesintheground. Usuallywecomeoutatnightsobirdsdontcarryusoff. Help!Help! Help! Well,shavemedownandcallmeamolerat.Youfoundanothermammoth. Where?Waitaminute.Ithoughtmammothswereextinct. -Whatareyoulookingatmefor?-Idontknow.Becauseyoureamammoth. Me?Dontberidiculous.Imnotamammoth.Imapossum. Right.Goodone.Imanewt.Thisismyfriend,thebadger. Andmyotherfriend,theplatypus. WhydoIgottabetheplatypus?Makehimtheplatypus. -Thisguygivingyoutrouble,sis?-Sis? Thatsright.Thesearemybrothers.Possum,possum,possum. Idontthinkhertreegoesallthewaytothetopbranch. Manny,brinkofextinctionsabadtimetobepicky. Hey,sheshouldcomewithus. Areyouinsane?Noway. OK. Mannywantsmetoaskyouifyoudliketoescapethefloodwithus. -Idratherberoadkill.-Thatcanbearranged. Funny.Letmehavealittlewordwithmybrothers. Ellie,areyoucrazy?Werenotgoingwiththem. Look,wellnevermakeitintimeifweonlytravelatnight. Theseguyscanprotectusoutintheopen.Whatdoyousay? Whydidyouinvitethem? CosyoumightbetheonlytwomammothsleftonEarth. Hehasapoint. Sorry,whendidIjointhisdatingservice? MybrothersandIwouldbedelightedtocomewithyou. Ifyoutreatusnicely. Seethat?Thatsthetotaloppositeofnice. Maybewellhaveasnackbeforewehittheroad. Youwantapieceofus?Letsgo. Banzai! -Igotem.-Back!Back! Youknowthebestpart?Werecarryingdiseases. OK,thankstoSid,werenowtravellingtogether. Andlikeitornot,weregoingtobeonebig,happyfamily. Illbethedaddy,Elliewillbethemommy. AndDiegowillbetheunclewhoeatsthekidswhogetonmynerves. Now,letsmoveitbeforethegroundfallsoutfromunderourfeet. Ithoughtfatguysweresupposedtobejolly. Imnotfat.Itsthisfur,itmakesmelookbig. -Itspoofy.-OK. Hesfat. Escapingthefloodistheperfecttimetoshedthoseunsightlypounds withFastTonysDisasterDiet. You,maam,youlooklikeabig,fat,hairybeast.Howwouldyouliketoloseatonortwo?WouldIever. Dontlistentohim,Vera.Yourealreadythinasatwig. Ialsohavetheperfectcureforyoureyesight,myblindfriend. Wellnevermakeitatthispace. Ellie,itsOK,youcanlosethecamouflage.Youresafe. OK.Safe?Please. Crash,Eddie,youtwogoscopeitout. -Whatyougot?-Perimeterallclear. -Rogerthat.One-niner,over.-Roger,over,victor. -Guys.-Allclear. Hawk! -Whatareyoudoing?-Playingdead. -Manny,whydontyoudothat?-BecauseImamammoth. Butyouddoitfortreats,right? Ishegone? Youresafe.Getup. Man. Ifyouwerenthere,thathawkwouldhaveswoopeddownandsnatchedmefordinner. ThatshowcousinWiltonwent. Boy,Ireallyfeelforyou.Ido. Icantevenimaginewhatitdbeliketobethelastoneofyourspecies. -Imnotthelastone.-Youbrave,bravesoul. Thatsright.Dontgiveuphope. Ellie. Lookatourfootprints. Theyrethesameshape. Well,howdoIknowthosearentyourfootprints? Well,then, lookatourshadows. Wematch. Youreright.Theyrethesame. Youmustbepartpossum. Youwish. Diego,therearewholecontinentsmovingfasterthanyou. Wegottacatchupwiththeothers. Hey.Knockitoff. Crymeariver,blubber-toothtiger.Havesomefun. Theiceisthinenoughwithoutyoutwowearingitdown. Diego,comeon.Theicemaybethin, butitsstrongenoughtoholdaten-tonmammothandanine-tonpossum. Mammaloverboard! Ellie,getup.Ifyouplaydead,youllbedead. Lookatme. Diego. Diego. Comeon,Diego.Comeon. Thismaystingalittle. -Whatintheanimalkingdomwasthat?-Idontknow. Fromnowon,land-safe,water-notsafe. ThatwasthebravestthingIveeverseen. -Itwasnothing.I.-Itsnotacompliment. Toapossum,braveryisjustdumb. -Yeah,werespineless.-Lily-livered. Maybemammothsaregoingextinctbecausetheygetindanger. Maybeyoushouldrunawaymore. Goodpoint.Thanksfortheadvice. Happytohelp. Doyoubelieveher?Braveryisdumb.Maybeyoushouldrunawaymore. Shesinfuriatingandstubbornandnarrow-minded. Youlikeher. -Idonot.-Dontworry.Yoursecretssafewithme. -Andsoisyours.-Whatsecret? Youknow,theonewhereyoucantswim. Thatsridiculous. Fine.Butwerelivinginameltingworld. Youregoingtohavetofaceyourfearsoonerorlater. Almostthere. -OK.Ready,Eddie?-Set. Letsroll. Waitforme. Nobrakes.Gottaroll.Meetyouattheotherend. Soyouthinkshesthegirlforme? Yeah.Shestonsoffunandyourenofunatall. Shecompletesyou. Yeah. Hey,Manny.Canyoupullbackthetreeandshootmeintothepond? -No.-Comeon. Youexpecttoimpresswiththatattitude? Idontwanttoimpress. Whyareyoutryingtoconvincehershesamammoth?Becausethatswhatsheis.Idontcareifshethinksshesapossum. -Youcantbetwothings.-<i>Aucontraire</i>,Man-fered. Tellthattothebullfrog,chickenhawkorturtledove. Hesnevergonnaletuponyou. Itllbeeasieronallofusifyoujustgowithit. Sowhatdoyouwantmetodo? Pullthetreeandshootmeintothepond. Idontknow. Ifyouretoolametodoit,wecangetEllie. No,no,no.No,Icandoit.Icandoit. Yeah,yeah,yeah.Comeon,comeon. -Haveyoudonethisbefore?-Onlyamilliontimes. Farther,farther,farther. Perfect.Fire! Yeah!Icanfly! Crash! Crash!Crash! -Crash,areyouOK?-Whathappened? -Mannyshothimoutofatree.-Whatswrongwithyou? -Hesaidhecoulddoit.-Andyoulistenedtohim? Crash,whateveryoudo,dontgointothelight. CanIhelpinanywayhere? Youvedoneenough. -Areyouhappynow?-Crash,Crash,dontleaveme. Whosgonnawatchmyback? Whosgonnabemywingmanofmayhem? Whosgonnarollinthatdungpatchwithme? Dungpatch? -Wait.Mylegs.Icanstand.-Hecanstand. -Icanrun.-Hecanrun.Itsamiracle. Hallelujah! WhatcanIsay?Theyreboys.Theymakemylifealittleadventure. Youguysaresodead.Thanksforembarrassingme. Nottheface. Ellie,Ellie,metoo. Shesnothalfbad. Crazyandconfused,butsweet. So? Sowhatsholdingyouback? Myfamily. Youcanhavethatagain,youknow. No,Sid,Icant. OK,OK,butthinkaboutit.Imean,ifyouletthischancego, yourelettingyourwholespeciesgoandthatsjust.thatsjustselfish. IthinkImstartingtogetthroughtohim. -Wait,wait.Igotyou.-Slowpoke. -Needhelp?-No,no.Justcatchingmybreath. -Yourestuck.-Iamnot. Allright,then,letsgo. Icant. Imstuck. Dontyouthinkthatpickingthemuplikethiswouldbeeasier? Ellie? Iknowthisplace. Youknow,deepdown,IknewIwasdifferent. Iwasalittlebiggerthantheotherpossumkids. OK,alotbigger. NowIunderstandwhythepossumboysdidntfindmeappealing. Thatstoobad,becauseasfarasmammothsgo,youre, -youknow.-What? Attractive. -Really?-Sure. Whataboutmeisattractive? Idontknow. Well,theresyour butt. Whataboutit? Its big. Yourejustsayingthat. No,no,no,Imeanit. Itshuge.BiggestdarnbuttIveeverseen. Thatisreallysweet. Whatacrazyday. ThismorningIwokeupapossumandnowImamammoth. Boy,MannysuretookabigleapwithEllietoday. Suredid. Hestoodontheshoreofuncertaintyanddoverightin.Splash. Kindofbrave,huh?Thewayhefacedhisfear. Iwouldntknow.Sabresdontfeelfear. Comeon,allanimalsfeelfear.Itswhatseparatesusfrom,say,rocks. Rockshavenofear. -Andtheysink.-Whatareyougettingat,Sid? ItmaysurpriseyoutoknowthatI,too,haveexperiencedfear. No.You? Yeah.Yes,asimpossibleasitseems, theslothhasnaturalenemiesthatwouldliketoharmorotherwisekillus. -Iwonderwhy?-Jealousy,mostly. Butthepointisthatfearisnatural. Fearisforprey. Well,then,yourelettingthewatermakeyouitsprey. Justjumpinandtrustyourinstincts. Youknow,mostanimalscanswimasbabies. Andforatiger,itslikecrawlingonyourbellytostalkhelplessprey. Butfaster,OK?Now,claw,kick,claw,kick. Imstalkingtheprey.Claw,kick. IlookbackovermyshouldertoseeifImbeingfollowed. AndImbreathing. AndImstalkingandImstalkingandIm. -Imfalling.-Correction.Youresinking. Kindoflikearock. Hey,dowedoanyspecialtrickslikerollover? Ordowejustthrowourweightaround? Whoops.Sorry. Idontknowmyownstrengthyet. Ellie,doyourealisethatnowwehaveachancetosaveourspecies? -Really?Howarewegonnadothat?-Well,youknow. Didyoujust.? Imnotamammothforfiveminutesandyourehittingonme? Iwasntsaying.Notrightnow.Intime. Iwasjustsayingthatitsourresponsibility. What? Allright,thatcameoutwrong.I. Youreverypretty,butwejustmet. Responsibility?Justdoingyourduty?Isthatit? Readytomaketheultimatesacrificetosaveyourspecies. Igotsomenewsforyou.Yourenotsavingthespeciestonightoranyothernight. -So,howdiditgo?-Notbad. OK,letsgo.Wetravelledwithyouallday, nowyourecomingwithusatnight. Butwecantseeatnight. Thenenjoytheflood. Icantevenlookathim. Pervert. Makingfriendseverywhereyougo.Justmakingfriends. -Watchout,theresastump.-Notanymore. Ithoughtwecouldwalktogether. Crash,askthemammothwhyhethinksthat. Shesaidshethinksyoureajerkandtogoaway. Shedidntsay. Look,maybeifwespendmoretime. TellhimthatIneedalittlepersonalspacerightnow. -Shesaidgojumpinalake.-Andpossumsrule. -Icanhearher,youknow.-Whatdoyouwant?Amedal? Stopmoving. Thankyou. Manny,Ellie.Locktrunks. Now! Crash,Eddie.Grabontothatledge. -Funny.Nowwhatsyourrealplan?-Justdoit. -Bye,Eddie.-Bye,Crash. -Bye,Ellie.-Gonow. Imsorryi