功夫熊猫英文剧本台词-1.doc

功夫熊猫英文剧本台词Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of the worthy foes（独孤求败）.I see you like to chew（咀嚼）, maybe you should chew on my desk.The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spokeEnough talk, lets fightHe was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind for the over exposure to pure awesomenessHe is so awesome, and attractive.How can we repay you?There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness.Flew!It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesityNever before had a panda been so feared, and so loved.Even the most roller heroes in all of China -the furious fiveBowed in respect of this great masterWe shall hang out!-agreedYeh!But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of demon mountainThere is only one thing and thatsGet upYoull be late for work!Po get up!Hi Po, what are you doing up there?Oh.nothingMonkey! mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wowPo ,lets go! Youre late for work!ComingSorry dadSorry doesnt make the noodlesAnd what are you doing up thereall that noiseOhNothing, just .had a crazyWhat about? What are you dreaming about?En.was i.i was dreaming about.ennoodles.Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?Yehwhat else have I dreamed about?Oh, careful, that soup is sharp!Happy day! My son finally had the noodle dream!You dont know how long I have been waiting for this moment!This is a sign, PoEn.a sign of what?You , are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup,And then youll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won itFrom a game named Majiang.Dad,dad,dadthis was just a dream.No, it was just the dream.We are noodle folk broth run though our veins.Dad, didnt you everwant to do sth else?sth besides noodles?Actually.when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.So why didnt you?Because it was a stupid dream!Can you imagine me making tofu?Hahahahatofuno!We all have our place in this world, mine is here, and yours isI knowis here.Noits the table to 2,5,7and12!Services with the smile!Well done!students!if you are trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more accuracy,Monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis !Master Shifu!What?its master Wugui, he wants to see you.Master wugui, you summoned me? Is Sth wrong?Why must sth be wrong for me to see my old friend?Sonothing is wrong?Well, I didnt say that.Youre sayingI have an visionTailang will return.That is impossible! He is in prison!Nothing is impossibleSing!Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything,Tailang does not leave that prison.Yes! Master shifu.When often meet destiny on the road, it takes what it really toWe have to do sth, before he march on the valley, and take arrangehellhellMind this water, my friendWhen it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see.But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. the dragon scroll. It is timeBut who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limit this power?To become the dragon warrior?I dont knowExcuse mesorryHeywatch your poseSorrySorry!doesnt in purposeWhat! Masters choosing the dragon warrior, today!Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace!One of the five is going tol get the dragon scroll!Weve been waiting for this for thousands of years!just leave the bowl!This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!leave about it,kids goPo where are you going?To the jade palaceDont forget your noodle car! The whole valley will be there, youll sell noodles to all of themSelling noodles?But,dadyou know I was thinkingmaybe iI becomes thingkingCould also sell the bean bundles, theyretheyre about to go badThats my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!Yehglad I had itAlmost there!What?nononoSorrypowell bring you back souvenir.No, Ill bring me back souvenir.It is a historic day, isnt it, Master Wugui?Yesand I even felt I will not live to seeAre your students ready?-yes master wugui.You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to youLets our tournament beginNo nonoweiIve comeHey open the door let me inCitizens of the valley please it is my quite honor to present youtigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis!-the furious fiveThe furious 5?Warriors, prepareNono, pick it a holeThe thousands tons of fireWowkook at there! Heyget away!And finally!master tigeressBelieve me!citizens! youve not seen anything yetI know!Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gestsI sense the dragon warrior is among us.Citizens of the valley of the peace!Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior!Oh?nonono,waitPo!what are you doing!Whats it like we are doing?Stopstop! Ill go to see the dragon warrior!Po,dont you understand? You finally had the noodle dream!I liedI dont dream about noodles,dadI love kungfu!Oh, come on, sonlets get back to work!OkOhwhat was going onWhere areWhat are you pointing.ohoksorryI just want to see who the dragon warrior wasHow interesting it isMaster,are you pointing at me?HimWho?You!Me?The universe has brought us the dragon warrorWhat?What?Stop!wait!who called you toMaster wugui waitThat clumsy panda cannot possibly be the answer to our problem.Youre about to point out tegeressthat thing thrown in front of her.That was just an accident.There are no accidents.Forgive usmaster, we have failed youNoif the panda has not quit by morning, then I will failed youWait waitthere have been a message from master shifu.What?double the guard and set precautions?Your prison may not be adequate?You doubt my prison security?Absolutely notShifu doesIm just the messagerOh.give a message for your master shifuescape from the prison is impossibleImpressive,isnt it?Its very impressive.very impressiveOne way in.one way outOne thousand guards and one prisonerYes.except that prisoner is tailingTake us down.My godBe held .tailangIllenIll still wait hereIt doesnt to worry about its perfectly safeHave the array.Tough guy, did you hearwugui did finally find someone to give the scrollAnd its not ,wonbe you.What are you doning?Youll get him mad!Whats he gonna to do about it?Ive got him completetly immobilizedOhdid I stamp your witty tail?Ive seen enoughIll tell shifu it doesnt worry aboutNo he doesntOk Ill tell him.can I please go now?Wait a secondI think this has been a slight mistakeEveryone thinks Im The sacred hall of warriorsLook at this placeMaster flys armorWith sinks of battle damageWow.The sword of herosIts said to be so sharp that you can cut yourself just by lookingThe invisible dragon.of destinyIve only seen painting of that paintingNoThe legendary vase of warriorsIts saidit contains the entire potential army.Hello.Have you finished sightseeingSorryI should come to see you firstMy patience Oh, well mean, its none like you going anywhereWould you turn around?Surehey, hows how get you findmaster chifuSomeone broke thatbut Im going to fix it upDo you have some glueSo, youre the legendary dragon warriorI guess soWrong! You are not the dragon warrior!youll never be the dragon warrior!Until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll.So.how is this you?Do you have a ladder, trampolineYou think is that easyIm going to just hand you the secret to this limitless power?!NoI One must first master the highest level of kunfu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.Someone like me?Yes! Look at you!This fat pratWhat Sensitive in the fatty partsAnd this ridiculous valley! And, outer! Disregard, for personal hygineWait a minutethats a long count forDont stand that close I can smell your breathWugui said that I wastheThe Wushi finger hold? Finger hold?Ohyou know this holdDeveloped by master wushi in the third dynasty, yes!Ohthen You must know what happens when I flex my pinkyNonononnoYou know the hardest part of this?The hardest part is cleaning the passed bloods.Okok take it easyNono listenPanda, wugui may have picked youBut when I threw with you, I promise youI are going to wish, he, hadnt! are we clear?Yehwe clear, clear,were so clear!GoodI cant wait to get startLets begin!Wait,wait,waitwhatNow ?Yes!.nowUnless you think great wugui was wrongand youre not the dragon warriorOkwellI think I cant do all those movesenWowif we dont try, we never knowYeh.its just maybe we can find something more suited my level.And what level is thatI know Imnot a masterlets just start zero, level zeroTheres no such thing as level zeroHeymaybe I can start with thatThat? We use that for training childrenAnd for proping the door open when it is hotBut if you insistWow the furious fiveyoure so much bigger than your action figuresExcept youmantis, youre about the same.Go ahead,pandashow us what you can doShall I Just wait them to get back to work and startHit it!OkI mean, Im just a datesome is still digestingSo my kungfu may not be as good aslater onJust hit it!What you gethe can nothing but I can stand right here.Pick on my friends?Get ready to feel the thunderLook at my crazy feet, what will you do about my crazy feet!Come on Im blured Im bluredyouve never seen bears styleHes only seen playing mantis or monkey styleand snakes snakeWhy didn you hit it!OhAll rightall rightOne try againa little harderHows that?That hurtsThis will be easier than I thoughtMy tendersHow did it that I doTheres now a level zeroTheres no wordsNo denying thatI dont understand what master wugui was thinkingThe Poor guy just gets himself killedHe is so mightythe dragon warriorFell out of the sky and full of fireWhen he walks, the very gorge shadesOne would think that master wugui would choose someone who actually know kungfuYeh.Or could at least touch his toesor even see his toesOkgreatHey.hi youre upIm nowI was justsomedaymy kungfu staff work, you might think soIve had a long and rather disappointing daysoyehishould troubly get to sleep nowYehyehyehof courseOk thanksItjust how I essencially be a fanYoure totally amazing at the bank of weeping riverI remembered thousands of onesyou didnt stopOh sorry about thatLook!You dont belong here.I knowI know youre rightI dont haveits just a my whole-life dreamNonoI meanyou dont belonghere! I mean, in this roomthis is my roomCranes property.Ohokright, rightSo.yehyou want to get to sleep?!I wont pick you upwe get things tomorrow!Youre awesomeLast thing I want to say, ok byebyeWowWhat was that?I didnt say anythingOkall rightgood nightsleep wellIt seemed a little awkwardMaster tigeress! Didt I wake you!? JustYou dont belong hereYeh.yehof course, this is your roomI mean you dont belong in the jade palaceYoure disgraced kungfuIf you have any respect for who we are and what we do,you will be gone by morningBig fanI see you have found the secret peach tree of heaven that I knew was thenIs that was this isI was so sorryI just Take it as a regular peachtreeI understand, you eat when youre upset.Upset? Im not up set!whywhywhy makes me upsetSo why are you upset?I probably sucked to anyone in the history of kungfu.in the history of china, and in the history of suckingProbablyin the fiveman you should see they totally hate meTotally?How can shifu overturn me into the dragon warrior?Imnot like The five, Ive got no claws, no wings, no venomEven mantis has thosethingsMaybe just I should just quit and go back to make my noodles.Quit, dont quit, noodles, dont noodles.Youre too concerned with outside world and what will be,There is a saying ,Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery,But t