三句半　《大学生活》范文

精选优质办公范文三句半大学生活第一篇：各位同学晚上好欢迎大家来指导不管说得好不好别跑我们说段三句半来把理工一天侃如有雷同你别喊偶然一觉醒来天未亮觉得嘴边阵阵痒伸手一摸有点慌蟑螂早起跑步真无奈只为有人把章盖老师抬手等条来没带饭后还剩十分钟拎起书包急匆匆路上行人都如风冲老师讲课还不错不过方言有点多听得我们直迷惑别点我高数学完学线数大二还要学电路加上概率四名捕恐怖前排忙着抄笔记中排猛打游戏机后排同学真努力写日记惊闻呼名忙站起神魂未定眼迷离瞅瞅小张踹小李啥题总算下课得解脱食堂肉少老虎多只见人头不见锅好饿吃饱喝足眯一觉忽然有人把门敲开门一看是推销不要一觉睡到五点多急急忙忙刷饭盒晚饭看来好得多托找地自习向来累早来晚走加占位偶遇空座好宝贵有会回到宿舍玩游戏碰见难兄与难弟大家越说越有气玩去夜晚花园无处坐花前月下情侣多没有女孩属于我上火盼望补助早点发不然我就没钱花最好能把钞票画违法我们几个说挺多大家没有几声乐希望大家捧捧场鼓掌一天下来真叫累睡前还有卧谈会明天不能再颓废时间宝贵第二篇：大学生活三句半大学生活my major is management,today i will talk,if you dont like,sleepmy campus life has started where is my girl friend?where is my job? oh, my god.hello fantasy,hi my hobby,all i need is,moneyright or left,wrong or right,black or white,puzzledi will remember my past , thank you internet,there is a new road,headachemy university is not bad,my teachers are very good,but i have no achievement,sadwhen i was a child,i want to be a scientist,when i grow up,socialistto be honest,society looks like a toilet,my position is a secret,undergroundhouse i need,car i like,money my favorite,difficultpay attention to china management,you will know what is great,which major is the best,apparentnow i have to stop,what i said,do you understand?wake up第三篇：大学生活三句半漂亮师妹真不少个个能干又乖巧过了俩月你再看大嫂食堂打饭该咋着异性相吸错不了若是找错大师傅半勺机房里面聊兴酣问完国籍约见面再问方知伊人处旁边机房外面排排站人山人海满头汗好不容易轮上前停电一条裤子仨人穿寝室实现大共产待到洗时齐行动快闪考前教室先踩点小抄写满