Shameless经典台词.doc

ShamelessS2E2：Like a baby deer lost in the forest, and life is like the hunter.I dont make it a habit of hanging around women that dont have interest in being with me. ShamelessS3E2：Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when come back together, their love is even stronger. That in an all-time low, even for you, Frank. ShamelessS3E7：The best thing about mistakes is,we get to correct them. ShamelessS3E8 ：“Turning tricks is an euphemism for prostitution.变戏法是卖身的委婉说法。In her day, your great aunt was a legendary pole smoker.Could unlock her jaw like a Burmese python.她当年可是吹箫界的传奇，嘴巴可以像蟒蛇一样张开。 ShamelessS3E9：Im a pauper,and somehow I got the kings disease.我是个穷光蛋，却得了国王病。 Im the fluffer and theyre the happy ending?我负责前戏，他们负责嘿咻是吧？ Sometimes when youre feeling really bad, if you make yourself look better on the outside, it can start to make you feel better on the inside. My mom calls it,”Taking it from the outside in.”有时，当你感觉很糟的时候，如果把外表打扮起来，很快心里也会跟着好起来。我妈管这个叫“由外至内美丽法。”ShamelessS3E10：You saw what I did here. Im your new rainmaker. 你见识到我的能力了。我是你的摇钱树。He needs to tone it down, please.请他得注意下言辞。Were paving a road back to god, and devil has erected obstacles that call for rule-bending in service of a greater good. 我们正走在通往上帝的路上，魔鬼在路上设下重重阻碍，要击败邪恶，就得出其不意。Throw in some walking around money, and Ill give it a shot.多给我点零花钱，我就肯试试。ShamelessS3E11：Lip, you cant tell her that shit! Thats like waving the flag in front of the bull!“You made the decision without me, as if it has absolutely no effect on us.”“No, you have known from day one, what you were getting into with me.”Right, I got sucked into your world. I bent to your rules. I just assumed that wed eventually decide how to move forward together like couples do, but there never was “We!” what have I been doing? Cooking, cleaning, laundry, living in a goddamn slum!People fuck up. Thats life. Family is supposed to be forever. Supposed to take care of you regardless of what you do. Thats the whole point, otherwise why bother? ShamelessS3E12：“Leave the adult problems to the adults.” “Oh, so its fine for me to be an adult when it comes to saving this family from losing this house by falsely accusing a relative of molesting me. But when I want to know where were gonna be living for the next year, then Im just supposed to a kid and keep my mouth shut, right? ”“I leave you a message saying that I want to work it out, and you dont even call me back! You obviously dont feel the same way. Fine. But at least have the decency to tell me. Okay? Two years? I think I deserve that. Have a good life, fucking asshole!”“We used to date. Maybe we still do. I left you a message this morning. You should probably just delete that. You know that thing I said about not coming home? I dont mean it. I mean, I did mean it. Just for that night though. Not forever, silly. Sorry if I wasnt clear about that.”Tragedy makes kids tough, Fiona.Then be the fabulous narcissist that you are, and do it for yourself.Hard to gets getting me hard, Gallagher.What are you hoping, I tell you not to go? Im gonna chase you like some bitch?ShamelessS4E2-3：If hes a classy guy, hell have a condom in his wallet.Well, I cant be in a relationship with ultimatums.“Im addicted to the rush of life.” “Which is primarily booze and drugs?”“When its good, youre laughing a lot, youre screwing a lot. The world, like, glimmers with promise. And when its bad, there is no getting out. And you think that feeling alone would make you stop, but it never does.”“Were all addicts, Fiona, just trying to fill a void.”ShamelessS4E5：After a breakup, a womans not in the mood for bad news.I hold down a job, I look after my family, care about telling the truth. Im sorry those arent selling points.ShamelessS4E6：You got off on it as much as I did.“Game recognizes game.” “We are nothing alike.”“Im glad that place didnt turn you into an elitist prick.” “No, Im still a south side prick like all the rest of you.”Well, youre resourceful. Youll figure it out.There is no one better at beating the system than you. Hell, man, you got them to give you four fucking years for free. Why dont you get your damn diploma, spit in their face, and have a fucking future?ShamelessS4E7：“Everybodys family this fucked up?” “Well, not everybodys, but a lot of them, yeah. Of course, were that extra-special Gallagher kind of fucked up.”ShamelessS4E8：Do whatever the fuck you need to do.He terrorizes these students to the point that they move through my halls in fear.School should not be a place of terror. It should to be a temple of learning.The only way to get through to Carl is have him face the truth of what hes done and let him absorb it in a meaningful way. He cant just do it. He needs to actively engage.He should apologize to my kid and every other kid here. Individually. Like he means it.Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. Its a vaccine. And you little shit, you get to learn to stay away from people like my son. Thats what you learn when you get punched in the face by a bully. How do you think Steve Jobs turned out so great? Bullies.“My motto? Prepare and prevent, dont repair and repent.” “Thats my motto.” “You cant own a motto, Kermit.”“And so what have we learned?” “Bulling is bad for society. It hurts people and makes them feel bad. It must be stopped.”ShamelessS4E9：You want a war, you got it. You dont know who you messed with, bitch.ShamelessS4E12：Because we all screwed up in one way or the other. Not many white picket fences where we come from.Youre south side? Born and raised.ShamelessS5E03：I dont have anyone to talk to. Sheila hates me. Fiona ignores me. All those jerks at the Alibi just want to bang and bolt.Ive got a raging lunatic succubus of a daughter, on one hand; and a lumpy, smothering pervert of a wife, on the other! And you are both driving me fucking insane!You are needy. You are slutty. Your son is a lump of pure misery. And you have disgusting personal hygiene.You are a certified whack job! You couldnt go out of your house for two years. You take great pleasure in shoving fake penises up the butts of the men you love. You banged the husband of your only daughter, and who the fuck knows why? And I cant stand your unreasonably complicated cooking!ShamelessS5E05：What ll it take to buy me some time? More than an A-cup, baby.“Or if its too hot, I could blow on it.” “Sitting in a family diner with an erection.”What about you, south side? Put up or shut up!Your “soldier” didnt need any help standing at attention. “He” is very patriotic.I lost the most important thing in my life once. Tried to tell myself Id be okay, pretending it never happened. Kept myself occupied, thinking I could keep it out of mind, but theres no escape from the loss, is there? You find other things to try fill the void.Listen, I cant tell you there s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then lets make it the most fun, big fucking mistake we ever made.ShamelessS5E06：I have a dream, Gail, that one day I will awaken with a baby just like you underneath me.ShamelessS5E07：Oh, once I start making sense, then you cant talk about it anymore, huh?How many baby daddy you know in the ghetto that stick around, huh? Kev is a good one. Dont blow it.We have to take responsibility for our own actions. It comes off as needy and desperate. Part of me does want that. But I need something else now.But I know its not you. You have to let me go. You have to let me let you go. I need you to do that for me.Well, Im sorry he canceled the Dubai trip for me. Oh, the client canceled Dubai this morning. Jacks a good thief, Fiona, but a shitty person. ShamelessS5E08：Skank bitch did it to you. Itd just be self-defense. Not after the fact. And son, its important to know the difference between a skank bitch. Your sister Sammi is the latter. So, when you have a skank bitch in your house, you stand up to her. You push back. Eventually she leaves. But with a psychopath, you have to take a different approach. But in the end, he will crawl back to the syphilis-ridden gutter from whence she came, and I will reclaim my bedroom and my life. She started the war, but Ill win it.Hes like an untrained dog who keeps shitting all over the house, so we have three options: Run the dog over, send the dog back to the pound to be gassed, or train the dog. And I am choosing to train this dog. Isnt that the option you prefer, daddy?When youre on tour 1000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesnt count.Knowing it and having a lifelong diagnosis are two very different things.“Hes giving you that cold, silent thing. “ “Yeah, and I dont know what to do with that. I