AT SCHOOL学校那点破事儿.pptx

上学的那点儿破事,AtSchool,-我喜欢上学，但是不喜欢上课！,Ilikeattendingschool,butnotthoselessons.,在十几年前的一个月号，我手舞足蹈眉开眼笑的背上小书包，屁颠屁颠的走进学校，从此踏上了一条不归路。,Tenmoreyearsbefore,ontheSep.1th,Idancedwithjoy,smiledwithcheer,carriedmyschoolbagandwenttotheschool.Afterthat,Iwasonanunreturnablepath.,经常指着课本上丑的图片对同桌说，看，这是你。同桌就翻遍整本书寻找比这个更丑的图片说，看，这是你！,OftenwouldIcriedtowardsmydeskmate,withmyfingerpointingoutanuglyphotographonthereferencebook,“Look,itsyou!”Andthenshe/hewouldmanagetoselectamoreuglyone,bysaying“Look,itsyou!”,从小到大，升旗时注意力不是在国旗上，而是看看国歌奏完时，国旗是不是正好停在杆顶。,Fromchildhood,duringtheflag-raising,myattentionhadneverbeenonit,butwhetheritwasrightonthetopofthepole.,？,学校留个刘海都找家长，成绩上不去还赖我发型了？,IfIhadabang,mypatriarchswouldbecalledtoschool.SoIwaswonderingwhyitwashaircuttoblamedasmygradeshadnopromotion.,bang刘海Patriarch家长,此次起床共用了5分钟，你已击败了全国88%学生，寝室还有一位同学起床失败，正在重起，隔壁宿舍全部死机。,Accordingtocalculation,youspend5minutesaltogetherongettingupthistime,defeating88%studentsinChina.Therewasstillonewhofailedtoleavethebedinthedormitory,preparingforanotherrising.Bynow,allpupilslivednextdoor“crashed”.,每次我买饮料都是“谢谢惠顾”，一天我考试突然惠字不会写了，我就把旁边的饮料打开，当时我疯了居然中了：“再来一瓶”!,EverytimeasIboughtadrinkIsawtheline“Thanksforpurchasing”,untiltheexamIforgottheword“purchase”.WhileIopenedthebottlecap,Igotmadafterseeingtheprize“Onemorebottle”!,Thanksforpurchasing谢谢惠顾Onemorebottle再来一瓶,突然想到一个很严肃的学术性问题，是谁把60分定为及格的？Ihadthoughtofaveryseriousacademicquestionwhodecidedthe60pointasastandardforpassingexaminations?,每次考完试我都安慰自己。没事，重在参与。Everaftertheexam,Icomfortedmyselfwith“Oh,itdoesntmatter.Itisparticipatingthatmatters.,人生那么短，凭什么要因为一场考试的成绩影响了我们的心情。Thelifeissoshort.Sowhyshouldthegradesaffectourmood？,我有一个梦想。一张试卷只有5个填空题，学校_科目_班级_姓名_学号_。每空20分。,Ihadadream.Only5gap-fillingsonthepaper，School_Subject_Class_Name_StudentNumber_20pointsforeachblank.,考试作文主题是“什么是勇气”，我交卷子，作文只有五个字，“这就是勇气”。Thetopicofthecompositionwas“Whatiscourage”.AsIhandedinmypaper,therewasonly5wordsonthewhole,“Thisissomethingaboutcourage”.,谁还记得在学校时，那句经典的话-,Doyourememberthatline-,语文考完了，我哭了。数学考完了，我发现我哭早了。AftertheChinese,Icried.AftertheMath,Ifoundthatitwastooearlytocry!,%_%,这次考试考得很不错啊，只挂了两科，文科and理科。Ihaddoneanicejobintheexam,becauseIfailedonlytwocourses,theartsandthescience.,thearts文科thescience理科,寒假作业其实就是你写一个月，老师写一个阅。,Asforthevacationhomework,itwasactuallythatyouwroteaboutamonthwhiletheteacherwrotea“read”.,在与寒假先森约会的时候总会出现一个叫寒假作业的小三。,EverbeforeIdatedwithMissWintervacation,cameamistresscalledHomework.,Thenightbeforeanewterm,Chineseelectricityconsumptionclimbedquitestraight.,开学前一天晚上，我国用电量将直线上升。,以前小学老师开公开课,怕出冷场就对我们说：到时候我一提问你们全举手，会的举右手，不会举左手。,Inprimaryschool,teacherswereafraidofawkwardsilenceoccurringjustduringthepubliccourses.Thusshetoldusalltoraiseourhands-righthandsfor“Iknow”andlefthandsfor“Idontknow”.,A.Yes,B.No,awkwardsilence尴尬的冷场,从小我就有个宿敌叫别人家孩子，从来不聊QQ，回回年级第一。我恨这个别人家孩子！,别人家的孩子：从来不聊QQ,回回年级第一。颁奖人：我爸妈,Achildofothers：NeverchattedonQQ,andgotfirstoneeveryexam.Price-giving：Myparents,AsIgrewup,therehadbeenanenemyofminecalled