2021两人英语幽默对话搞笑的短文

1、两人英语幽默对话搞笑的短文 一些的对话，能提高我们阅读英语的，从而提高英语的阅读能力，今天 _在这里为大家分享一些两人英语幽默对话，希望大家会细化你这些幽默英语。 男:Hello, Im Ben. May I ask you some questions? 女:Sure. 男:What is your fathers name? 女:Happy! 男:Then, What is your mothers name? 女:Smile! 男:Are you joking? 女:No! Thats my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a cens

2、us staff? 男:Of course not. 女:Go ahead. 男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, Im going to start a band. Will you join us? 女:Sure, Ben. Id love to be in a band 男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well. 女:Piano? I dont play an instrument actually. 男:What are yo

3、u good at? 女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics. 男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us? 女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one . 男:Really? What does he like? 女:He prefers quiet music. 男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesnt he? 女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as di

4、sco . 男:Thats OK. I often go to disco with my friends. 女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music? 男:Why not? 女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben? 男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to. But we have one problem with our band 女:what is it? 男:Im not a musician and I cant sing. 女:

5、Are you joking? 男:No, thats your sisters name. Just now I was kidding. 女:Well, that makes sense?! A:what is your name? 你叫啥名? B:Hu胡(谐音:谁) A:you你 B:Hu胡 A:Who?谁? B:yes, I am是，我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡啊 A:You!你! B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊 A:So _ me about it那就告诉我啊 B:Hu!胡! A:You! What is

6、your name!? 你!你叫啥名?! B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡 A:O哦 Teacher: Why are you late, Frank? Frank : Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Frank : The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”. 老师: Frank, 说为什么你迟到了. Frank: 因为,因为那个标志. 老师: 神马标志? Frank: 那个写着,前方是学校, 慢行!的标志. Teacher: Clyde, your position on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his? Clyde : No sir, its th