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1、The Short Story ofDrunkenomicsA typical industrial townImagecredit:the_repairman*flickrBusinessmanExecutiveWorkerMeet our HeroesAND ALSO GOOD OLE BUDDIESImagecredit:MartyFM*flickrThey drink and make merryenjoying their Boys Day Out Party, EVERYDAY!Imagecredit:MartyFM*flickrTheir daily tab hovers aro
2、und $100WHICH THEY ALWAYS SHARE “FAIRLY”Imagecredit:MartyFM*flickr$67$0$33They split the tab the way they pay taxesBiz guy pays $67, Exec pays $33 & Worker $0Imagecredit:MartyFM*flickrand manage to find their way back home(always with hearty laughter & heavy swagger)Until One Day Imagecredit
3、:MartyFM*flickrWhen the Barman announces a $20 discountas a goodwill gesture to his loyal customersImagecredit:MartyFM*flickrThey decide to split the $20 discountin the same “RATIO” AS HOW THEY SPLIT THE TABImagecredit:MartyFM*flickr$67$53$33$27$0$0Biz guy pays $14 less & the Exec pays $6 lesswi
4、th the Worker, as usual, paying ZilchImagecredit:MartyFM*flickr$0and walk awayexploring their druken mathematicsWhy do I getonly $6 of $20discount?Why did I getnothing of the$20 discount ?Drunken realizationThe rich guy got50% more thanwhat I got !And I gotnothing out ofthe $20 !THEY “ZERO IN” ON TH
5、E ANTI-hero( a scape goat can always be found )You schemingthief!#(*&#$(You exploiter ofthe poor!#(*&$#(*&$And beat the Biz guy senselessThe next day Imagecredit:TheNaturalStonesOur two friends go to the bar(the businessman not joining them henceforth)Imagecredit:TheNaturalStonesAnd enjo
6、y their usual roundscomplete with their daily cheer & merryImagecredit:TheNaturalStonesWhen the tab ($67) for the two is presentedImagecredit:TheNaturalStonesTHEY GET BUSTEDTHEIR NORMAL CONTRIBUTION OF $33 DOESNT EVENcover half the tab anymore,AND THATLadies & Gentlemen,Boys & Girls,Jour
7、nalists & Professors,IS HOWOUR TAXATIONAND TAX CUTSWORK !People who paythe highest taxes,benefit the mostfrom tax cutsDrunkenomics = Drunken + EconomicsVIf you ignore this “drunkenomics” andattack them for being wealthy,they might start drinkingoverseas where the atmosphere is friendlierLeaving you permanently short of your tabton.Thanks a,w
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