圣诞节搞笑英语剧本

1、mon.：tomorrow will be christmas. but della feels very sad. because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , jim . she has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . they have only 20 dollars a week, it doesnt leave much for saving. in fact, della and jim have two possessions in which they b

2、oth take very great pride. one is jims gold watch, which has been his father s and his grandfather s. the other is della s long beautiful hair. d: life is so hard for me. though i saved the money for many months , i still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents. d: i- i- i have to have my hair c

3、ut and sold it . in that way i can get some money and i can buy a beautiful present for jim. (at the shop“madame sofronie. we buy hair goods of all kinds”) d: will you buy my hair? m: yes, i buy all kinds of hair. sit down, please. take your hat off and let me have a look. oh, very beautiful. very g

4、ood! twenty dollars , ok? d: all right. but please give it to me quickly. m: here you are. twenty dollars. d: thank you. bye. m: bye. mon.：della spent two hours in the streets. then she stopped at a gold shop and bought a gold watch chain. now ,della is at home. d: oh, what a beautiful gold watch ch

5、ain. i think it must match jims watch. when he sees it he must be very happy . (suddenly the door opened and in came jim . ) j: you-? d: jim. don t look at me that way. i had my hair cut off and sold it because i couldnt have lived through christmas without giving you a present. jim, it will grow qu

6、ickly. you dont mind, do you ? i just had to do it. my hair grows very fast, you know. say “merry christmas! ” jim, and lets be happy. j: you ve cut off your hair? d: i ve cut it off and sold it. its sold. i tell you - sold and gone, too. its christmas eve , jim. be good to me, for it went for you.

7、j: well , della. dont make any mistake about me. i dont think theres anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. i know, it went for me. look at this package . d: what ? j: look at it yourself. you ll see. d:ah! the combs. they were in the shop windows for many months! j:yes, the

8、 beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims-just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair. d: but , jim. they are expensive combs. i know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. now they are mine. thank you jim. j; now, you will see why i was upset at first.

9、d: jim, you dont know what a nice what a beautiful , nice gift ive got for you. can you guess? j: im sorry. i wont guess. d: look. a gold watch chain. isnt it lovely ,jim? i hunted all over the town to find it. you ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. give me your watch. i want to

10、see how it looks on it . j: della, lets put our christmas gifts away and keep them a while. theyre too nice to use just at present. i sold the watch to get the money. and i bought the combs. now, lets have our supper. 礼 物旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87 美元，他们一个月只有 20 美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。事实上

11、，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87 美元。德拉：我 我 我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。（在店门口，写着“ 夫人：我们买各种各样的头发” ）德拉：你买我的头发吗？夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20 美元，行不行？德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。夫人：给你， 20 美元。德拉：谢谢你，再见。夫人：再见。旁白：德拉在街上逛了2 个小

12、时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）吉姆：你 ？德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“ 圣诞快乐！ ” ，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。吉姆：你剪了你的头发？德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。德拉：什么？吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。吉姆：现在，