[有关英语小笑话短文校园] 英语笑话短文

1、有关英语小笑话短文校园 英语笑话短文 笑话以其短小的篇幅,洗练的文笔,幽默的情节,独有的魅力吸引着我们每一个人,成为大家茶余饭后的调味剂。我整理了有关校园英语小笑话短文，欢迎! 有关校园英语小笑话短文篇一 第一次坐飞机 mr.johnson had never been up in an aeroplane before and he had read a lot about air accidents，so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small plane，mr.johnson was ve

2、ry worried about accepting.finally, however，his friend persuaded him that it was very safe，and mr. johnson boarded the plane. 约翰逊先生之前未乘过飞机，他读过许多关于空难的报道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时，约翰逊先生非常担心，不敢接受。不过，由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的，约翰逊先生终于被说服了，登上了飞机。 his friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the

3、 airport.mr. johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take一off and the landing，so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes. 他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行。约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落，所以他吓得紧闭双眼。 after a minute or two he opened them again，looked out of the window of the plane，and said t

4、o his friend，"look at those people down there. they look as small as ants，dont they?' 过了一两分钟，他睁开双眼朝窗外望去，接着对朋友说道:"看下面那些人，他们看起来就像蚂蚁一样小，是不是?' those are ants，'answered his friend.were still on the ground.' "那些就是蚂蚁，'他的朋友答道，"我们还在地面上。 有关校园英语小笑话短文篇二 热与冷 a patron in mo

5、ntreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. this is an outrage，'he complained.the faucet marked c gave me boiling water.' 蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盟洗室的龙头，结果被水烫伤了。"这太可恶了，'他抱怨道，"标着c的龙头流出的是开水。' "but，monsieur，c stands for chaude-french for hot. you should know that

6、if you live in montreal.' "可是，先生，c代表chaude法语里代表热。如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点。' wait a minute，'roared the patron. the other tap is also marked c.' "等等，'那位顾客饱哮一声，"另外一个龙头同样标的是c。' of course，'said the manager，"it stands for cold.after all，montreal is a bilingual ci

7、ty.' "当然，'经理说道:"它代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。' 有关校园英语小笑话短文篇三 新发现 a hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. entering an office building，he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. the doors closed，lights flashed，and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. 一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年轻漂亮的女模特。 blinking in amazement，the hillbilly drawled，"i should have brought my wife!' 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说: