有趣的英文小故事

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2、therasked,“Whathappened?“Akidbitme,repliedIvun.Wouldyourecognize?himifyousawhimagain?*askedhismother.Idknowhimanywhere,*saidIvan.Ihavehisearinmypacket.*他的耳朵在我在兜里伊凡鼻子流行而M到家也他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?*“一个男核咬了我一口，”伊凡说.“再见到他你能认出来吗？“妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢AGoodBovLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.Whatdid

3、youdowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?*1gnvrittoapooroldwonwin.honnswrrod.“Ycu，r?agoodbey,“saidthemotherproudly.Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?*Sheistheone*hoseiIsthecandy.*好孩r小罗伯特向妈妈耍两分钱:“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说:“你贞是个好孩广,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣嗯？”“她兄个卖梢果的JDrun

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5、yONEpoliceman!醉酒一人.父亲与小儿一iM回家。这个孩门卜处于那种对H么力都彳艮撼兴却的年龄，老是钥I不完的同遐.他向父亲发问道：“爸爸,醉字是什么意思？”“唔，孩子父亲回答说,“你晚那儿站那两个警察：如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了“可是，爸爸.”孩了说,“那儿只有一个警察呀！”HospitaiilyThehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-pipwithoutanycheese.ThelittleboyoftheftunilylefttheroomquietlyforaieJtncnlandretu

6、rnedwitliipieceofche(?sowhichhehiidontlu*gucslsplitr.Th。visitorsmiled,putthf1(ho(s(intohisnunitlidndthensaid:YoumusthwIxUlcreyesthanyourmother,sonny.Wheredidyoufindthecheese?Intherattrap,sir,repliedtheboy.好客由于客人在吃荤果馅饼时,家中.没有奶酪了,于是女人问人家表不歉意6这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋上过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房何.把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进啮里说:“接

7、了，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好你在哪里找到的奶酪?在捕鼠夹上，先生.”那小男孩说.英语小笑话上个星期日我穿了一件Adidas的衣服去打球，一个老美看到就笑我说，youknowwhatdoesitmean?ItmeansAUDay1DreamAboutSex.我熔大都在他为性，缩写正好是Adictas)“我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快，联想力这么丰南时，旁边的个头用我解困，他说，有个很著名的合唱团Korn,他们的招牌歌之一就是A.D.I,D.A.S,(Al1dayIdreFtinalxuts(、x)所以呢，这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟能详的喔！下次就换你去取笑老美了.Amingoestochurchjii

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9、TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow.theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantel1uswhichiswhich?Student:IcannotpointoutbutTknowtheanswer.Teacher:Pleasetellus.Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow.两只鸟老师：这儿有两只鸟.只是麻臣.谁能指出哪只是燕了,哪只是麻备吗?学生：我指不出，但我知道答案.老加请说说看。学生：燕了旁边的就芝麻承.麻价旁边的就是燕

10、子.2. TheFishNetCanyoutellmewhatfishnetismade,Ann?”Alotoflittleholestiedtogetherwithstrings.vrepliedthelittlegirL鱼网“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?”老师发问道.“把许多小孔用绳了栓在一起就成了鱼网了小女孩网答道3. TheXewTc?acherGeorgecomesIronschoolonthefrstofSc|)tcnilxr.George,howdidyou1ikeyou!neuteacher?*askedhismother.*1clidn#tlikeher.Mother,b

11、ecauseshesaidthatthreeandthreeecrcsixandthenshesaidthattwoandfourweresixtoo”新老师9月1口,乔治放学回到家里.“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？妈妈问，“妈妈,我不喜炊.因为她说3加3得6,可后来乂说2加4也得6。4. AphysicsExaminationOnceinaphysicsexamination.Nickfinishedthefirstquestionverysoon,whilehisclassmateswerethinkingithard.Thequestionwas：Whenittlninderswhydo

12、weseethelightingfirst,thenhearththunderrolls?Nicksanswer:Rcchuspoureyesarebefore(ars.次物即考试在次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思生想时,尼克很快就答好第个问题.这个问题是:为什么在打露时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到国出?尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前.耳朵在后。JimsHistoryExaminutionUncle:HowdidJimdoinhishistoryexamination?Mother:Oh.notatallwell,butthere,itwasnfthisfault.Theyaskedhimthing

13、sthathappenedbeforethepoorboywasborn.吉姆的历史考试另见：吉姆这孩子历史名用怎么样？母亲：唉.糟透了，可话又说M来,这也不能怪他、喻他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿.叫答格可爱乖宇宁-四级20!(-3-921:17Magicchange神奇变化Gagaisalittleduck.Heissmall,dirtyandugly.Uisfriendsdon*tliketoplaywithhim.Oneday,Gagawalkedbehindhisfriendsquietly（静俏俏地）.Buthisfriendsdidnotwanthim.Gagawasverysadandrantotheriverandcriedloudly（人声地）Justthen,abigbeautifulbirdheard（听见cryingandflewdown（E卜来.落卜X）.Shesaid.Pleasedontcry.Tellme.whatdoyouwant?1canhelpyou.GagatoldtheIruth（真相）.T