n多搞笑短信（N Funny SMS）

1、n多搞笑短信（N Funny SMS）Sender: oscarsd (crystal tomato), signal area: JokeTitle: N Funny SMSReturn: Harbin lilac (Wed Apr 20 11:48:13 2005), againfrom mop, though many people have seen it, it doesn't affect your smile1., I really love you, you are born a beautiful woman, all the people in the world

2、love you, I'm afraid to lose you, nowJust want you, I am not expected to strip your clothes, look at your beautiful Dong bodyOh! Litchi！2. when I lose you, I miss you. I want you when I am lonely. Having you is my endless happiness. When I meet you, I feel excitedYou are my lifelong pursuit of l

3、ove in my life! But when I was down and out, you went away!Come back, dear man. Private currency!The 3. man in the world do not concentrate, the poor of the world in order to kill my daughter heart, men, men are flower flower heart, seeBeauty will be tempted, sweet words deceive people, once the bub

4、ble on the black heart, go to bedAfter the change, really not his conscience.4., many times with your tender body, close to the naked me, the gentle touch and irregular movement, letI enjoyed a lot of pleasure. And when I enjoy it, you lose weight!Oh! Poor soap!5., I miss those days. You walk in fro

5、nt of me, walking down the country road, lowering your head shyly, folks seeWe all praise you: Hey, clean and beautiful! And praise me too: good boySon, so small, come out to pig!6. I was really tired, she kept me changing position, finished the front position, she also ordered me not to shoot sleep

6、After shooting, she was intoxicated and I collapsed. After that, I wanted to talk about it. Oh!It's heartbreaking. It's really hard to play football!7. yijingchunshui Jiang Tao, more than one mountain high mountain, send a message to the idiot, idiot quasi to dig out the mobile phone.Mobile

7、phones look down, found himself is stupid.8. and suddenly you encounter, I panic into your eyes at a loss, full of silently conveyed tenderness I cannot avoid, IKnow your heart, I desperately ran away, but you have to follow, I criedWhose dog is out of control?!9. recently always miss you, I know th

8、is is not good, but do not tell you the truth, I will regret for life: such asIf you really have trouble, you owe me two dollars, you don't have to pay me back!10. as the table sincerity, tell you a secret, the sports lottery winning numbers, remember oh! 37, 38, 39,40, 41, 99 is absolutely not!

9、 Don't tell anyone!11. there is a word I never dared to say, I know I'm poor, but I have always been in love with you, and now there isMoney, you can proudly say: "boss, I bought the pig head."!12. flies husband take his wife to eat feces in the toilet, the wife asked why we always

10、 eat feces, husband angrily said: "eat."Time is not allowed to say so disgusting words.13. want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive, can give you comfort, but I haven't learned, want to kneel to you, but the ring is still thereSafe, can only send a message to you after, I

11、 hope we will never fail!14. read this information, you already owe me a hug; delete this information, owe me a kiss; save this information, owe me an appointmentYes; if you reply, you owe me all; if you don't answer, you owe me oneSon Oh!15. ask you a riddle, the world's pigs are dead, hit

12、a song name, do not think, ha ha, at least you!16. please touch your red tender little face, then touching your belly! Good! This lecture on pig breeding is hereSee you tomorrow!17. notes: time to jump on the eighth floor; want to struggle to the seventh floor; want to leave to the sixth floor to th

13、e fifth floor to the disabled;Want to be hospitalized on the four floor; pure scary to the third floor;For interest to the two floor;Please go to the first floor.18. in the morning you gently into my bed, kissing my face, and your eyes Shensui always staring at meI can't say no to you: "dog

14、 is good, take you for a walk."."19. and you want to go to the beach walk, listen to the sound of the waves, feel the sea boundless, take you to climb the highest sea rock,Then. Kick you into the sea!20. if I have one million, I will send you 999999! Do I have one million? No, so I can onl

15、y use 10 FenSend a message, wish you happy every day!21. dear users, congratulations on your lucky prize for mobile phones. Please get the bread from the Africa Telecom Bureau before 2049One. (income tax paid)22. this is an old legend: at 12 o'clock in the evening, pick up the phone and press 12

16、 0, you'll hear it.。 The number you dialed does not exist. You can do it tonightTry it out!23. I wish you I wish you a happy voyage. halfway missing,; I wish you smile, smile anyway; I wish you happy every day, my feet crampsI wish you all the best.24., the vast sky allows you to fly high, beaut

17、iful story by you play, beautiful girls should chase, humorous SMSSmall tortoise.25. I love you!. Yesterday I received a message saying "I am" to ten people who look like a pig headLove you, otherwise it will become pig head, out of our friendship and like youThe fact of pig head, I decide

18、d to say to you, "I love you.""!26. a baitiande, suffered from wife gas; two Al Gao, as she worked hard for her busy couples to worship, then tighten;Waistband; into the bridal chamber, I kneel washboard her bed; alas! I am a sheepShe's a wolf.27. want to say goodbye to you, look

19、at your face written innocent, my heart is broken, I want to stay youEdge, but mother said: "the city is not allowed to raise pigs."."The 28. little pig who sleep every day to ten, every five bowls have bottomed out, weight did not dare to ask a small ratio.Where is the pig? Peeking a

20、t short messages.29. once there was one. I didn't treasure it. The greatest pain in the world is not so much.If God could give me another chance, I would say three to youOne word:. Borrow some money! If you have to add a quantity to it, I hope the more the better.30. will forward this message th

21、ree times, you will go wealth; forwarding six times, you will get promotion; forwarding ten times, you will goPeach blossom luck; forwarding twenty times, you will spend. 2 bucks!31., if we walk on the same road, encounter the same rain, and the same umbrella, then I will look down with gentle eyesH

22、old you as you hold your hand, and touch you with a gentle breathThe umbrella is too small to open."32. women have nine: the little girl is half finished, virgin is the best, the young woman is top grade, nothing is called public goods.Art is a work of art, a wife is a daily commodity, a mistre

23、ss is a tonic, and an old maid is a womanSouvenirs, the old woman is a sculpture.33. you smile looks very sweet, you look very cute angry, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, you are in my heartThe best, is not very touched, little pig?34. you on TV, I saw you, really very eye-catching, very phot

24、ogenic, ad you look very cute, good selfBelieve it, it's perfect. I'll say, all the ads for pig feed are for youModel is ok!35. rain, and remind me of your endless yearning, these days you have a good life? Blame me in the sunshineThe day left you cold, come back! Honey, Umbrella！36. what

25、9;s going on?,When you hit your phone ring, the tone says, "the other person is going to the toilet and dial again later."! Not reallyDare to believe! Call again and say, "sorry, the subscriber you dialed has fallen into."Toilet, please redial later. OK, you?37., I seem to see yo

26、u happy on me, head in my arms. Really, I'm so happy that I'm not ready to give it awayA birthday cake for you?! Are you so happy? And bark at meTail!38. if your ears itch, it shows that I think of you; if you mouth itch, that I want to kiss you; if you scratch it,It shows that I want to pul

27、l you; if your body itches, that shows. You're too realIt's dirty. Go wash it for nothing.39. say well is invaluable advice, do not speak well is wildly, semi good leading man ho rendered speechless.Yan Zhuang, a woman can say you speak whisper, vaguely, thatMust be the effeminate man or man

28、ly woman.40. who else can give you selfless love? Who but I can give you not with this concept? Except meWho can keep you so fat? I want to say proudly, "I am a foster."Pig expert!41. a mother house lizard said a word to a male house lizard, and the house lizard fell off the wall. You know

29、, the mother house lizard said one"What do you mean?" the mother house lizard said to the house lizard, "dear, I want you to cuddle."I。42. in a military exercise, a projectile deviated far away, the soldiers sent to see the shells fell in the field, Tanaka alsoStanding in a broke

30、n dress, black in the face, the man with tears in his eyes said, "steal."Cabbage, you get to the cannon!43., the figure that you flash over makes me feel at a loss, I can stay you. But you're running wildTo watch you go farther and farther, I only like yelling as if wakening from a dre

31、am:Robbery. !44. there is a meteor shower this evening, I heard that it is a big pig seat, when there will be a pig from the sky, but I'm going to sleep, youAll right, there are so many people watching you fly.45. for you, I secretly weep alone! More than once I asked myself, was it worth it? I

32、didn't tell you I fell in love with youRight or wrong, remember the last tear, in the evening, I took a knife against fiercelyYou say, "damn onion."!"46. love your heart will never regret, want your love never retreat, want you want to sleep, ask if you want to take off with meFal

33、ling in love with you is wrong, forget you, I can not learn. I saw a pigIntoxicated with sms!47., furniture is wood, understand poetry is a scholar, people want money, trained talent, dead sleepIs the coffin, women want is the figure, the read information is a fool.48. know you so far, your position

34、 in my heart, you should be very clear, in addition to you, other people in my eyesIt's a bunch of shit, but you're different, because of you. It's the two stack.49. I believe you so, because for me, you're my old friend, but you're talking about me behind my back. byWhat, don

35、9;t you tell me frankly? Why do you have to tell every one?People. Say i. Very handsome and beautiful!50. you laughed like melon, angry like bitter gourd, stand up like a melon, walk like pumpkin, see my smileHa-ha！ Quickly find a big melon to match your big fool!51. you are so long friends, you hav

36、e always been concerned about me, but I often give you trouble, I really do not know how to repayYou. So. The next life slaved. I will eat the grass to you.52. want you, but I'm sorry to call you, afraid you are busy, afraid you ignore me, afraid you think I harassment, reallyI want to get in to

37、uch with you, but. The phone charges are really expensive. Call me!53. if you're a meteor, I'll chase you,If you were a satellite, I would wait for you. If you were a star, I would love youYou, unfortunately, you are an orangutan! I can only see you in the zoo! Alas!Cherish!54. now I'm s

38、o confused. I don't know what I'm thinking. My brain is so tired. I really don't know what to doCan you tell me. I really don't know how to eat big noodlesAh Q barrel surface!55. thank you for being with me when I was most upset, pulling me a thousand words when I needed help mostI j

39、ust want to tell you, "no good thing ever happened to you."! You're really weak! "56., I'm sorry, yo, so late, also send text messages to you if there is noisy your words say to you here!I told you to go to bed early than oh!57. meet you is my heart began to fall in love with

40、you is my happy choice, have you is my most precious wealthStepping into the red carpet is my eternal power, forever love person is you!Unfortunately, I passed the wrong person58. Hello, this is the bra inspection bureau. We found that your chest was in violation of the second chapter of the cup con

41、trol lawSeventh "severe chest prolapse Ordinance"! So we have to be strongForced you to breast augmentation, otherwise wanted you!59. because of you, I believe in life, maybe all this is doomed to God, the world is pulling us, now I am goodWant to say. What kind of crime did I make in my l

42、ast life?!60. starting tomorrow, the city decided to eliminate all the ugly, bad appearance of the mentally retarded youth! You pick things up quicklyKeep away from the limelight. Don't tell people I told you, remember! No need to feelthank61. God sees you thirsty and creates water; God sees you

43、 hungry, and creates rice; God sees you have no lovely friendsFriends created me; but he saw that there were no idiots in the world,By the way, you are also created.62., if a person can only be a good one in life, I would rather that person is you. I have no regrets. I don't want to dieChongqing

44、! But there's no rule. Forget it！63. think you are a happy thing! See you is a happy thing! Love you is what I always do! Put you in mindIt's what I've been doing! But to cheat you is something that has just happened! Ha-ha！64. the phone rings. It means I'm thinking about you! I love

45、 you twice, on behalf of! Three voices, representing I love you! When the seventh sound rings.Shit, I'm really looking for you, and I'm not ready to answer the phone yet!65. according to statistics, more than 99.9% long like pig head people use thumb to press the button to read the news! Hey

46、, do not changeHands, it's too late. Pig head! Ha ha ha!66. I wrote your name in the sky, but it was blown away; I wrote your name on the beach, but I wrote it on the beachWashed away by the sea; I wrote your name in every nook and corner.Well, I was arrested by the police!67. if you look good,

47、it's a mistake. I have made a big mistake if the crime is a lovely. I have committed towering crimesIt's hard to do!. You'll be fine. Right and not guilty. I really envy you68. when the clouds pass, that is the sign that I miss you; when the sun shines, that is what I want you to feel; w

48、hen the rain falls downThat is, I think you the evidence; when it was my day lighting accompanied by peals of thunder, to prayBeg you to be split. Ha - ha -69. if burning incense can meet with you, burning incense for three years can be acquainted with you, burning incense for ten years can be with

49、youIn order to cherish the happiness of my next life, I would like to. To Christianity.70. if there is an afterlife, let's make a pair of little mice. I love, afford to live, according to ZhuoSo, innocently together. Even the snow, can also nest in a tightHold your ears tight.I can not eat 81. i

50、n the morning, because I want you; I could not eat at noon, because the more I think of you; I could not eat at nightBecause I'm crazy about you; I can't sleep at night, because. I'm hungry.82. a three year old boy, holding the hand of a three year old girl, said, "I love you."

51、." The little girl said, "you can do it."Am I responsible for my future?" "Sure," said the little boy! None of usIt's one or two years old!"83. accept this information, you just like me, delete you are secretly love me, return information, you want to marry me,

52、 do not return to answerMarry me, change, die, be my man, store back next lifeI！ Just watch it!84. you and I are the wing of the angel wings can only fly embracing each other, it is said that people came to the world just to findThe other half, I finally found you by hard work! But found usBoth wing

53、s are on the right side.85. do you know what I'm doing? Give you 5 choices: A, want you B, want you C, miss you very much, D, don't want you, can't E,All of them are.86. weather forecast: this morning to the day, sometimes miss you, afternoon turn to the big bang, it is expected that the

54、 mood will be reduced by five degrees. Affected by the extended low pressure zone, it is expected that this kind of weather will continue to seeYou so far.87. I dreamt of you last night: we walked by the river, snuggled up to each other. You look up into my eyes, affectionatelySpit out three words.

55、Wang Wangwang.88. lovely you stole my love, stole my heart, I decided to sue you to court, what should be convicted of you? The judge turned overAll the criminal records and cases, the jury finally passed: judge youLifetime belongs to me.89. "husband, the meal has been done, in" cook Daquan "215th and 317th pages."90. your eyes blink, I die, your eyes blink again, I come alive, your eyes blinkBlink, and I'll die again.91. if the government stipulates that a person can only find a woman in life, I would rather that person is yo