西游记三打白骨精英语搞笑剧本

1、精选文档Three Times Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S:孙悟空E:猪八戒J:沙僧B：白骨精 B1： B变成的村姑 B2: B变成的太婆B3: B变化成的老头once upon a time,there was a story about The Tang Priest （San zang） and his threedisciples were on their way to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures.Itis said that they had had 81 struggles and final

2、ly got the books.They were known for their persistent .But in fact the thing is thatJ: Here we are!With green mountains around us and bright river along the mountains .What a lovely day!T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: （摸出，递给S）S: Look,boss （凑近 T） （T、S 一齐转向 E）T: Bajie!How Many

3、times I have told you, don t bring these pictures of beautifulgirls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me（ 伸手拿回）T: （ 缩手）I ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E:（递）Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can' t walk on any more!（ 坐 ）My st

4、omach doesn t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I willS: You will what（ 凶相 ）?E: （软禁）I will help you catch fleas（ 跳蚤 ）.S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don t forg

5、et who ate my lastmeal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is awayT: Em .Itis a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!（ 安装）（ B 已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is .？S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss s books. So Ithis. No monster can approach you if you stay

6、 in it!T: Em Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledgeis power!S: Bye!（ 走 ）T: Let s play cards!（ 三人开始打牌）音乐斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（ 变成 B1）That poor thing can never stopme from having delicious dinner. Now I've changed into a girl.B1: （ 接近三人，望着）He

7、y,guys!Can I join you?J: I m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people areenough.B1: All right I'll watch you then.（ 在一旁观看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?（ 打出 ）B1: Double King!T: Oh .I win! Em ,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!（准备开电网门）S: （回来，看见B1）Dai!You ugly

8、monster!（ 上前就打）B1:（倒）Ahhelp!T: （ 气愤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!（ 深呼吸 ）S: Oh,please don ' tT:It' s too late!（ 唱）Once more you open the door（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱）S: Please,Please,oh,no （痛苦抱头）T: （呛住，咳）Wukong,I m disappointed with you!B: （真身出现）Hm!Sun W

9、ukong, I ll teach you a lesson!（ 变成太婆）B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?.（ 连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry!（ 陪笑， B2 想看后面是什么，T 挡 ）S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I ll beat you into hell!（S 追打 B2,B2 躲至 T 身后， S 打，不想打到T 头， T 晕， S 再打死 B2）E&J: Are you Ok, boss?（ 扶 T）J: Look,（ 伸食指 ）how many?T:Two .（晕乎乎地）Sun Wukong

10、, game over!（ 变成 B3）B3:（看到 B1,B2 尸体）Oh .,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!（ 哭喊）S: I ll kill you, monster!（ 打 ）T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.（险些晕，E,J扶住）You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S: （悲，离去）（音乐，营

11、造 “假”悲伤气氛） 人鬼情未了J: boss, brother Monkey isT: Don't mention that guy any more!B: （出现 ） Ha,ha,ha!（ 三尸体 B1,B2,B3 在 B 招手后“飘”走 ）T: （惊） You areB: How foolish you are ,Mr T ang!（E,J 去阻斗，被击退）B: （抓住 T）I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,haS: （悄悄走到B 后，打 B,B 晕 ）A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understandWhat happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: （沉默）Monke