精美的一年级英语节手抄报内容资料.doc

1、精巧的一年级英语节手抄报内容资料精巧的一年级英语节手抄报的图片模板精巧的一年级英语节手抄报图片1精巧的一年级英语节手抄报图片2精巧的一年级英语节手抄报图片3精巧的一年级英语节手抄报图片4精巧的一年级英语节手抄报图片5精巧的一年级英语节手抄报的资料一、英语笑话The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons.My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman.When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Monsign

2、or.The second mother went on, My son is a bishop.When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Your Ecellency.My son is a cardinal.continued the one.When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Your Eminence.The fourth mother thought for a moment.My son is si-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, she said.When h

3、e enters a room, people say, Oh, my God!四位牧师的母亲聚到一起议论她们的儿子。我的儿子是个教士，第一位母亲自豪地说道，他进入房间，人们都说，您好，阁下。第二为母亲说：我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间，人们都称，您好，大人。 我的儿子是位红衣主教，第三位母亲接着说，他走进房间，人们都说，您好，尊敬的主教大人。第四位母亲略思片刻。我的儿子身高六英尺十，体重三百磅，她说，他要是走入房间，人们都说哦，我的上帝!二、英语故事Its snog, its snog! Flakes of snow lightly danced like dandelions in the

4、air, and after a while, the earth wore clothes of pure white.Cute little bear incautiously sprained his ankle, and had to lie in bed all alone.Suddenly, from outside the dow came the sound of lighthearted sinng.Little bear looked out the dow, and saw that it was Little Mouse and Little White Rabbit

5、dancing and sinng! The snow still held impressions of their cute little footprints.Little Bear was truly envious! But what could he do Little Bear gave a deep sigh, and said aloud to himself: Better get some more sleep, and maybe in my dream there will be a miracle!Sure enough, Little bear had a goo

6、d dream.In his dream, an old man with a long beard came into his room.The old man fished a little bottle out of his pocket, and smilingly sprayed some liquid from the bottle on Little Bears wounded foot.Little Bear immediately leaped up and frisked about, playing cheerfully with his two buddies on t

7、he snowy ground.The hy sounds of the small birds woke Little Bear up, and found that actually it was all just a dream.But then he discovered that there was a small bottle in his hand! Little Bear took up the small bottle and sprayed it on his foot, and the wounded foot was immediately better! This r

8、eally was a bottle of mag water! After that, Little Bear never again feared bumps and bruises.下雪啦，下雪啦!一片片雪花像蒲公英一样在空中翩翩起舞，不一会儿，大地就穿上了一件洁白的衣裳。得意的小熊不小心扭到脚了，只得孤零零地躺在小床上。突然，从窗外传来了欢快的歌声。小熊朝窗外看去，原来是小老鼠和小白兔在雪地里载歌载舞呢!雪地上还留下了他们得意的小脚印。小熊心里真羡慕呀!可是，他有什么方法呢小熊深深地叹了一口气，自言自语：还是睡一觉吧，说不定梦里会出现奇迹!小熊果然做了一个好梦。他梦见一位留着长胡子的老爷爷来到了他的小屋里。老爷爷从衣袋里掏出一个小瓶子，笑眯眯地喷了喷小熊受伤的脚。小熊马上就活蹦乱跳了，快活地在雪