英语最幽默小故事适合初一和初二PPT学习教案

1、会计学1【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this, John?”John got up and said: “Your forefinger.”第1页/共11页【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this, John?”Jo

2、hn got up and said: “Your forefinger.”第2页/共11页【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）（在物理课上） Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heatand give examplesPupil（学学生）生）:Cold contracts, heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer第3页/共11页【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）（在

3、物理课上） Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heatand give examplesPupil（学学生）生）:Cold contracts, heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer第4页/共11页【3】Twenty-eight DaysTeacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in itNick（ thinks a little and says）

4、：）： They all have第5页/共11页【3】Twenty-eight DaysTeacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in itNick（ thinks a little and says）：）： They all have第6页/共11页【4】The penBill: Mary, give me your pen, pleaseMary: why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill: Because it always makes so ma

5、ny mistakes第7页/共11页【4】The pen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill: Mary, give me your pen, pleaseMary: why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes第8页/共11页【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）（安妮的年龄）Te

6、acher: How old are you, Anne?Anne: FifteenTeacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years oldAnne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen第9页/共11页【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）（安妮的年龄）Teacher: How old are you, Anne?Anne: FifteenTeacher: But you were only seven last year, and no