有关小学英语趣味短文趣味英语短文

1、第 PAGE4 页 共 NUMPAGES4 页有关小学英语兴趣短文兴趣英语短文社会生活的信息化和经济活动的全球化使外语,特别是英语,已经成为我国对外开放和与国际交往的重要工具。WTT精心搜集了有关小学英语兴趣短文，供大家欣赏学习!有关小学英语兴趣短文篇1The preacher was ve_ed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集会，圣会) always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the

2、preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation.“All who want to go to heaven, please rise.” Everyone got up e_cept the snorer.After whispering “Be seated”, the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, “All those who want to be with

3、 the devil, please rise.”Awaking with a start(吓一跳) , the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit(讲道坛) , “Well, sir,” he said, “I dont know what were voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it.”牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡。一个星期天，正当坐在前排

4、的那个人又在瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好教育他一下，让他不要再在布道时睡觉。于是他低声对信徒们说：“想去天堂的人，都请站起来吧。”所有的人都站了起来-当然，除了那个打瞌睡的人。在低声说过请坐后，牧师高声喊道：“想去下地狱的人请站起来!”打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒了，他站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气的看着他。这个人说道：“噢，先生，我不知道我们在选什么，但看上去只有你和我是候选人。”有关小学英语兴趣短文篇2Stupid QuestionDan was the doorman of a club in a big city.Everyday, thousands of people pass

5、ed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, “Whats the time, please?”After a few months, Dan said to himself, “Im not going to answer all those stupid people any more.Im going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here.” Then he did so.“Now people arent going to stop and ask me the t

6、ime,“ he thought happily.But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, ”Is that clock right?”愚蠢的问题丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口，而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问如今几点?”几个月后，丹想:“我不想再答复这些蠢人提出的问题了，我要去买一只大钟，把它挂在这儿的墙上。”于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。“如今人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他快乐地想。可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，看看钟，然后问丹:“这钟准吗?”有关小学英语兴趣短文篇3Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, “What happened?”“A kid bit me,” replied Ivan.“Would you recognize him if you saw him again?” asked his mother.“Id know him any where,” said Ivan.“I have his ea