英语话剧《孔雀东南飞》剧本 完美版

1、Wanderseveryfivemiles孔雀东南飞英语话剧-10级生物制药班角色：焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnnysmother(JMforshort)刘母Lunchsmother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayorsson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)Act1J:EverybodysaysthatImhenpecked,butinfact,Imasstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemywifeisWuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道)Imnotafraidofyou!(内砸出一脸

2、盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,Imafraidofwhom?1MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetenderthanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)(JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!(对门内)

3、Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):Imhere!Whatsupmum?JM:Ivetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,whatsup?JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazyL:But

4、JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.IhaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenandJM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!2L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,dontyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyourson.Im

5、leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L:Mum,Imback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmotherin-law.LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!WhenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.Lo

6、okatyourselfL:But,mumLM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,Imnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?AndIllmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.3LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayorssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“IfyourdaughterHaventbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,Illgoandtellhim.(下

7、)L(惊愕):What?Themayorsson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下)Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,Imsohungry!Buttheresnobreakfa

8、st!(捡起地上的围裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Nowshehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.4JM(上):Wheresmybreakfast?WheresLunch?Hasntshegotupyet?J:Mum,cantyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanicegirl,go

9、andtakeherback!J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!Act4(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)A:Heyyou!Stopandlistenttous!Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet-(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:I

10、fwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!5C:IheardthatthemayorssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoandrobthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?Itsimpossible!AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaventgotdivorcedyet!

11、(突然有了主意)Ivegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,dontyou?Illgowithyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.B:Haveyougotanyexperience?J:No.ButIvegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书1，000，000)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet-6J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife