生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16)字幕中英文对照打印版讲解

1、 THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16打败他!-Leonard：Hes got you, Sheldon.-Sheldon：Look at this move!他超出你太多了。嘿伙计们，伙计们，其他女服务生想让我问你们些事。这叫 Tressling 扳手腕俄罗斯方块。是将扳手腕身体的力量和玩俄罗斯方块思维的敏捷with the mental agility of Tetris into the ultimate sport.集于一体的体育运动。-Penny：Yeah, thats terrific, but what they wanted me to ask 对，很棒，不过她

2、们是想让我告诉你们别再玩you is to cut it the hell out.了。很好，过来伙计们，来吧。祝你生日快乐.-Sheldon：We might as well stop. Its a stalemate.Youre beating me in Tetris,我们最好也停下陷入僵局了。你玩俄罗斯方块赢了我，但你的上肢力量就跟 Keebler 小精灵一样弱。我让你看看 Keebler 小精灵的厉害。好吧，陷入僵局了。but youve got the upper body strength of a Keebler elf.-Raj：Keebler elf? Ive got yo

3、ur Keebler elf right here.Okay, its a stalemate.-Penny：So, Leonard, will we be seeing you on Saturday for Leonard 那我们能周六能去你那吃免费芝士生your free birthday cheesecake?日蛋糕吗?-Leonard：Forget about the cake.How do you know that my birthdays Saturday?-Penny：I did your horoscope, remember?I was going to do every

4、bodys, until Sheldon went on one of 我本来要帮每个人占一下的，后来 Sheldon 就his typical psychotic rants.开始他典型的疯癫演说。有资料记载，that psychotic rant was a concise summation of the research 疯癫演说精简概括了巴纳姆效应，1948 年巴纳of Bertram Forer, who, in 1948,姆通过精密设计的实验，proved conclusively through meticulously designedexperiments that ast

5、rology is nothing but pseudo-scientific 最终证实了占星术完全是伪科学的废话。hokum.-Penny：Blah, blah, blah. Typical Taurus.So, seriously, are we going to see you Saturday?-Leonard：Uh, I dont think so.话真多。典型的金牛座。说真的，我们周六能见你吗?恐怕不行。为什么?-Leonard：I dont celebrate my birthday.-Penny：Shut up. Yeah, you do.我不庆祝生日的。瞎说，你会庆祝的。-

6、1 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16-Leonard：Its no big deal, its just the way I was raised.My parents focused on celebrating achievements,没什么大不了的，我就是这么长大的啊。我父母只庆祝重大成就，and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one 而我从产道里被排出则不认为是重大成就之一。这太愚蠢了。我喜欢过生日。Waking up to Moms special French toast brea

7、kfast,在母亲特制的法国面包早餐的香味中醒来，wearing the birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my 戴上生日皇冠和朋友们一起玩激光生存游friends.-Penny：Yeah, see? Thats what kids should have.-Howard：Actually, that was last year.-Penny：So you really never had a birthday party?-Leonard：No, but it was okay.I mean, when I was little,

8、Id think maybe my parents would change their mindand surprise me with a party.我想可能父母会改变主意，给我个惊喜开个生日派对。就像有一次生日，我去学大提琴下课回到家，看到家门前停了很多陌生车辆，我进门后听到很多人低声耳语，我还闻到了德式巧克力蛋糕的味道，正是我最喜欢的那种。-Leonard：It turns out my grandfather had died.-Penny：Oh, my God. Thats terrible.-Leonard：Well, it was kind of like a birthda

9、y party.I got to see all my cousins, and there was cake, so.-Penny：Thats the sadest thing Ive ever heard.-Howard：You think?Go ahead, tell her about your senior prom.-Howard：You make sure they remember no peanuts.继续，跟她说说你的毕业舞会。记得告诉他们别放花生。-Leonard：Howard, every Thai restaurant in town knows you Howard

10、，城里的每个泰式餐馆都知道你不吃花cant eat peanuts.生。When they see me coming, they go, Ah, no-peanut boy! 他们一看到我来就喊 啊不吃花生的男孩!。-Sheldon：Hello, Penny. Leonard just left.你好 Penny ，Leonard 刚出去。- 2 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16我知道，我是想跟你谈谈。我们能谈什么?-Sheldon：Well, all right, but I dont see this as a promisingendeavor.好吧，但我不认为

11、这尝试有用。-Penny：Okay, heres the deal.好吧，事情是这样的，We are going to throw Leonard a kick-ass surprise party for 我们周六为 Leonard 生日办个超酷的生日派his birthday on Saturday.对。-Sheldon：I hardly think so.我不同意。Leonard made it very clear he doesnt want a party.-Howard：Did someone say. party?Leonard 非常清楚地表示他不想要生日派对。有人提到. 派对

12、?-Penny：He just doesnt know he wants one cause hes never 他只是不知道他想要，因为从来没人为他举办had one.过。就算如此，但是请注意，我从来没有玩过 三人行 但我知道我想要Ive never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.Howard 这两者的区别是 . 在地狱被冰封之前，that Leonard could have a birthday party before hell freezesLeonard 有可能享受生日派对。over.-Howard：Fine. If

13、 I do have a threesome, you cant be part ofit.好吧，如果我玩三人行 你不能参加。Im just kidding. Yes, you can.Can you bring a friend?-Sheldon：I think a birthday partys a terrible idea.I envy Leonard for growing up without that anguish.-Penny：Anguish?!我觉得生日派对的主意太糟了。我很嫉妒 Leonard 从小到大没遭这样的罪。遭罪?!-Sheldon：Year after year

14、, I had to endure wearing comicalhats年复一年我不得不忍受戴着滑稽的帽子，while being forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy 被迫挤在人群里，在充气城堡里弄得满身大castles.汗。Not to mention being blindfolded and being spun toward a 更别提被蒙上眼睛去给那头无尾的怪驴钉上grotesque-Penny：Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scarsthat no nonprofessional

15、 can heal, but, nevertheless, were 不是非专业人士可以治愈的，可是尽管如此，我们还是要替 Leonard 办一个生日派对。我有没有指出that Im extremely uncomfortable with dancing, loud musicand most other forms of alcohol-induced frivolity?我极度反感跳舞，吵闹的音乐，和大部分由酒精引发的轻薄行径?- 3 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16但是我们.-Sheldon：In addition, I really dont think th

16、at Leonardwants.此外，我真的不认为 Leonard 会希望.-Penny：Okay, heres the deal:好吧，这么说吧：你要么帮我为 Leonard 搞派对，要么，帮帮我吧上帝，我会去你卧室把你最珍惜的or, so help me God, I will go into your bedroom保存得完好无损的漫画书全倒出来。我会在其中一本上 . 你不会知道是哪一本.And on one of them- you wont know which-Ill draw a tiny happy face in ink.用墨水画一个小笑脸。你不能那么做。如果你在完好无损的漫

17、画书上作了记号那就不再是完好无损的了。If you make a mark in a mint comic book, its no longer mint.Sheldon 你知道什么是勒索么？-Sheldon：Well, of course, I. Oh.Yeah, I have an idea.对了，我有个主意，我们给 Leonard 办一个超棒的生日派对吧。暗号不是那样的。有什么区别吗?暗号的重点是为了建立一种非语言的信号，以此验证同谋者的身份。是 Raj 和 Howard 吗?-Sheldon：Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor

18、.-Penny: So whatd you get the birthday boy?-Howard：Well, Raj got him an awesome, limited edition Dark Raj 给他准备了一个非常棒的限量版暗夜骑士Knight sculpture基于 Alex Ross 确认的蝙蝠侠形象 ( 以画超级英雄著称的美国漫画家)。我给他的是费曼物理讲义，是亲笔署名的，绝对令人惊喜。不错，我给他的是件毛衣。based on Alex Rosss definitive Batman.And I got him this amazing autographed copyo

19、f The Feynman Lectures on Physics.-Penny: Nice. I got him a sweater.-Howard：Okay, well, he might like that. Ive seen him getchilly.他可能会喜欢的，我看到他打过寒颤。Sheldon, I didnt see your present.-Sheldon：Thats because I didnt bring one.-Penny: Why not?Sheldon 我还没看到你的礼物呢。因为我没准备。为什么?- 4 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E1

20、6别问了。太晚了。假设我出去了，and I spend $50 on you. Its a laborious activitybecause I have to imagine what you need,whereas you know what you need.然后为你花了 50 美元，这纯粹是费力的活动，我还得考虑你需要什么，然而只有你知道你需要什么。那么我可以把事情简化. 直接给你那 50 美元。Now, I could simplify things- just give you the $50 directly,and then you could give me $50然后你

21、会在我生日时给我 50 美元。如此反复，直到我们中的一人死去。另一个老家伙就会比这人富有 50 美元。我问你这样有好处吗?告诉你别问了。-Penny：Sheldon ,You are his friend.Friends give each other presents.Sheldon 你是他的朋友。朋友之间会赠送礼物的。我接受你的前提但拒绝接受你的结论。-Sheldon：I accept your premise, I reject your conclusion.-Howard：Try telling him its a non-optional social convention. 告诉

22、他这是不可选择的社会习俗。什么?我怎么才能赶在派对之前给Leonard 买到礼物呢?I suppose I could wrap up an order of mee krob and a couple 我想可以打包一份泰式米粉还有几张刮刮彩of lottery scratchers.好吧，行动吧.我开车带 Sheldon 去买礼物。I will drive Sheldon to get a present.And Howard, you need to get rid of Leonard for about twohours.Howard 你把 Leonard 骗出去大概两个小时。没问题。

23、然后 Raj 你把东西拿到对面可以开始布置了。-Howard：What if theyre women?-Penny：Stare at them and make them feel uncomfortable.-Howard：Hey.如果是女客人呢?盯着她们让她们觉得不舒服。嘿。- 5 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16嘿。怎么样啦?很好。-Howard ： So listen, the NuArt is showing the revised, 听好，NuArt 影院正在上映最终修改版的银翼definitive cut of Blade Runner.杀手。看过了。-

24、Howard：No, youve seen the 25th Anniversary Final Cut.This one has eight seconds of previously unseen footage.They say it completely changes the tone of the film.-Leonard：Uh. pass.不是吧。Afterwards, theres a Q & A with Harrison Fords body double. 然后还有哈里森福特的替身访谈。你看，我还在光晕战争的紧要关头呢 (光-Leonard：Look, Im in th

25、e Halo battle of my life here.晕XBOX 著名的电脑游戏)。这个哥本哈根的孩子. 他没有免疫系统，所以他只好待在隔菌罩里 7 天 24 小时只能玩光晕。-Howard：Cant you play him some other time?-Leonard：Not if you believe his Doctors.-Howard：Oh, my God, do you smell gas?-Leonard：No.你就不能改天跟他玩吗?除非你不相信他医生的话。噢，天，你闻到煤气味了吗?没有。没错，但是 DVD 刻录机在这里。Leonard 需要一台刻录机。it sho

26、uld be something fun.这是件有趣的毛衣，有很大的几何图案。几何图案就很有趣?-Sheldon：Okay, I see. So, not a DVD burner.-Penny：Exactly.好的，我明白了，那就不买 DVD 刻录机了。没错。他不会给自己买的东西，有趣的东西，就像.an 802-11N wireless router!802-11N 无线路由器!-Leonard：Here you go, Copenhagen boy.How about a taste of Hans Christian hand grenade?轮到你了，哥本哈根小孩。尝尝德国手榴弹的滋味

27、怎么样?- 6 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16那一定很糟。来呀来. 你个聪明的.来啊来啊，看这个!怎么了?甜麦棒上面有花生!老天，你干嘛吃它?我不知道，它就在那里的!-Leonard：If I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself? 如果那里有把枪，你会朝自己开枪?-Howard：Dont yell at me!别朝我嚷嚷!我要去急诊室!现在?!难道等到我的舌头肿成鸡胸肉!-Leonard：All right, uh, just let me get my keys.Oh, God, oh, God, oh, Go

28、d!The laundry is out of the hamper.-Howard：Okay, Sheldon, what was it supposed to be?Fine. Its out of the washer!洗衣机已经腾空。好了，Sheldon 你在说什么?好吧，已经腾出洗衣机了!等它进烘干机时我再给你电话。好了，我们走。Ill call you when its in the dryer.-Leonard：All right, lets go.他已有个 6 端口的以太网转换器了。那好，就这个。-Penny：I dont know.盒子上那个人看起来多开心啊。Penny 如果

29、我要给 Leonard 礼物我就要挑对的。I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did. 我不想让他遭受跟我一样的童年创伤。-Penny：I know Im gonna regret this, but: What trauma?我知道问了我会后悔，可是，是什么创伤?-Sheldon：On my 12th birthday, I really wanted a titanium 我 12 岁生日时很想要一台钛合金的离心分离centrifugeso, you know, I could separate radioa

30、ctive isotopes.Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me.但我父母没有给我钛合金分离机，而是.一辆山地摩托车。不是吧!-Penny：No?- 7 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16-Sheldon：What 12-year-old boy wants a motorized dirt bike? 哪个 12 岁男孩会想要山地摩托车?所有的?真的么?是啊。-Penny：Okay, so were getting this one?那我们就买这个了?好吧，我们走了。-Woman：Excuse m

31、e. Do you know anything about this stuff? 打扰一下，你懂这东西吗?我什么都知道。我有个花卉批发的生意，my computer in the front entrance with the one in myrefrigerated warehouse.想把前门的电脑和冷藏库的连起来。-Penny：Here, buy this one: Look, its the one were getting. 这个，买这个，瞧，我们买的就是这个。See? Happy guy.看到了吗? 笑得多开心。-Sheldon：No, no, no, she doesnt w

32、ant that. She needs a 不，不，不，她不要买那个，她需要带有区域-Man：Which hard drive do I want- firewire or USB?我该用哪个硬盘，内接的还是外接的?取决于你用什么总线了 (bus 数据传送总线母线也是公车的意思)。我的车是雪弗莱骑士系列。我的老天啊。这可怜的人需要我。你，等等，我等下回答你的问题。This poor man needs me. You, hold on. Ill be right with you.你电脑什么样的? 别告诉我是白色的。a surprise party and Im supposed to kee

33、p him out of his 办个惊喜生日派对，我必须在这两小时内确保apartment for two hours.-Doctor：Uh-huh. Fill this out and have a seat.-Howard：No, see, the only way I could get him to leave啊哈，填表，坐着等。不，瞧啊，唯一让他离开的方法was to tell him I ate a peanut because Im allergic to peanuts. 就是告诉他我吃了花生，因为我对花生过敏。-Doctor：Oh. Well, in that case,

34、fill this out and have a seat. 这样的话，填表，坐着等。-Howard：Look, all I need from you is to take me in the back 听着，我只需要你把我带到后面去给我贴上创可贴，so I can pretend I had a shot of epinephrine,那我就能假装注射了肾上腺素- 8 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16and then you tell my friend you need to keep me under 然后你可以告诉我朋友，我需要留院观察一到一个半小时。就要这些

35、?是的。-Doctor：Get out of my ER.-Howard：No, you dont understand.-Doctor：Oh, I understand, but unfortunately,this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid.-Howard：Okay, I get it. I know how the world works.How about if I were to introduce you to the man who freed 不如我介绍给你一位解放了你同胞的人如何 ?your people?(5 美元上的

36、头像是亚伯拉罕林肯)-Doctor：Unless my people were freed by Benjamin Franklin 除非我同胞是本杰明富兰克林和他 5 个胞弟解放的，否则你就是在浪费时间and his five twin brothers, you are wasting your time.(100 美元上的头像是本杰明富兰克林)。抱歉，我找不到停车位。你怎么样?-Leonard：Hey, sorry, I couldnt find a parking spot.How are you doing?-Howard：Bad, very bad.糟糕，很糟糕。-Howard：B

37、ecause. because.Brisket! Brisket!Water! Need water!你要多拖住 Leonard 一会儿。我想我做不到。-Penny：You have to. We all have to be there at the sametime to yell surprise.你必须。我们一定要同时到那里一起喊惊喜你必须要了解情况，我们现在在医院。-Penny：Okay, I dont need your attitude.Listen, just hold him there a little longer.-Howard：Look, Ive done my be

38、st,but he wants to go home and I dont know how to stop him.-Penny：Okay, how about this? You keep him there a littlelonger,可现在他想回去了，我不知道怎么阻止他。这样怎么样? 你把他拖住一会儿。- 9 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16and when you get to the party,等你回到了派对，我认识个没有自尊心，减肥成功的辣妹。还有个女孩为了惩罚她老爸和人乱搞。and alcoholic whos two tequila shots a

39、way from letting you 还有个小妹，两杯龙舌兰下肚就会任由你摆-Howard：Then it will be done.Im doing this for you, little buddy.-Sheldon：Okay, we dont have that in stock.but I can special-order it for you.-Penny：Him.我一定搞定。我可是为了你而做的，小家伙。我们现在没存货.不过我可以为你特别订购。就是他。-Man：Excuse me, sir. You dont work here.-Sheldon：Yes, well, apparently, neither does anyone else.-Penny：Sheldon, we have to go.-Sheldon：Why?抱歉，先生，你不在这里工作。很显然，没人在这里工作。Sheldon 我们要走了。为什么?-Penny：Well, for one th