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1、IfBruceBannersdrivingarentalcar如果布鲁斯班纳在开租来的车时andturnsintotheHulk,doyouthinkhescovered,变身成了绿巨人浩克车坏了保险赔吗ordoesheneedtoaddtheHulkasanadditionaldriver?还是租车时他得先加上浩克为附加驾驶才行Youreallyneedagirlfriend.你真的该交个女朋友了Mailmanshere!邮差来啦Aw.Rememberwhenheusedtogetatexcitedtoseeus?还记得他当年看到我们也这个兴奋劲儿吗DoyouhaveanymailforDr

2、.SheldonCooper?有给谢尔顿库珀博士的信吗Ido,butIcanthanditrighttoyou-有不过我不能直接给你Ihavetoputitinthebox.我必需得先放进邮箱里AndthatiswhatseparatestheU.S.PostalService这一点就能看出正经的美国邮政服务fromthosehippiesatFedEx.与快递公司不正经的快递员的差别Oh,goody!太好啦Whatissoexciting?什么东西让你这么兴奋ItsaletterfromDr.Wolcott.是沃尔科特博士寄来的信Wevebeencorrespondingaboutmystr

3、ingtheoryresearch.我们一直有通信讨论我的弦理论研究Wait.RobertWolcott?LikeWolcottsTheoremWolcott?罗伯特沃尔科特沃尔科特定理的那个人吗Theverysame.就是他Didnthegocrazyandcutoffallcontactwithpeople?他不是发疯然后跟所有人断绝联络了吗Yeah,hewasdrivenmadbyafriend对啊他是因为他的朋友whokeptwantingtotalkabouttheHulkscarinsurance!整天想聊浩克的汽车保险给逼疯的Oh.Hesinvitedmetohiscabinfo

4、rtheweekend,他邀请我这周末去他的木屋todiscussabreakthroughheshad.聊聊他最近的新突破-Hiscabin?-Yes.Helivesoffthegrid,-他的什么木屋-他隐居世外upinthemountains.住在山里Soyouregonnagotothemiddleofnowhere所以你要到渺无人烟的地方andspendtheweekendwithacrazymanyouvenevermet?跟一个你素未谋面的疯子度过周末吗Yes.Why?对啊怎么了Noreason.Havefun.没什么玩得开心Oh,niceone.厉害Hey,Penny,that

5、swhatyousoundlikewhenyouread.佩妮你读书的时候听起来也是这样-Hey!-What?-喂-干嘛啦Hesaidit.是他说的Sheldon,whatareyoudoing?谢尔顿你在干嘛IamdecodingDr.Wolcottsletter我在解码沃尔科特博士的信usingthisbookasthekey.这本书是解密的密钥Arentconversationsmorefunwhentheyreincode?用密语做的交谈是不是比普通的更有趣呢Yes.ButImusingacodewhereYesmeansNo.对的但我的对的是不对的密语Oh.Igotit!我解出来了H

6、esgivenmedirectionstohiscabin.他给了我去他木屋的路线Heseemsalittleparanoid.他有点太神经兮兮了吧Heisnotparanoid.他才没有神经兮兮-Whatareyoudoing?-Followinghisinstructions.-你在干嘛-遵从他的指示Leonard,youarenotlettingSheldongoalonethisweekend.莱纳德不许你让谢尔顿这周末独自赴会Iamagrownman-Idontneedsomebodytochaperoneme.我是大人了我不需要谁来当我监护人Ijustneedhimtodropme

7、off,pickmeup,我只需要他送我去结束后接我回来andpackmeasacklunch.再帮我包一份午餐就行Dontlookatme.别看我Whenthemusicstopped,youwereholdingSheldon.当音乐结束之时是你握着他的手Amycanttakehim-itsherbachelorettepartythisweekend.艾米不能带他去她的单身女郎派对是这周末Yes,itis-是的呢becauseImgettingmarried!因为老娘要结婚啦Areyougonnabedoingthatallweekend?你这一整个周末都打算这样吗Yes.Doyoukn

8、owwhy?对你知道为什么吗Becauseyouregettingmarried!因为你要结婚啦Allright,Leonard,好吧莱纳德lookslikeyouredrivingme.看来得你开车送我了Butmaybeyoucoulddropmeatthebottomofthemountain.但你到时候在山脚下放我下就行了IwanthimtothinkImcool.不想被他看见我要人送都不酷了Thatsgreat,everyonesgotweekendplans.太好了大家周末都有安排Amyhasherbacheloretteparty,艾米有单身女郎派对andSheldonsgonna

9、gotothewoodsandgethuntedforsport.谢尔顿要到森林里被人当狩猎的猎物Yeah,assomeonewhohastotrackhimeverytime身为每次他在宜家走丢时hegetslostinIKEA,负责找到他的专人IfeellikeIdbereallygoodatthat.我感觉我也会是狩猎他的一把好手Leonard,youcannotdrophimoff.莱纳德你不能放他下车就走Youhavetostaywithhimandkeephimsafe.你得跟他待在一起确保他的安全-Howard,youhavetogoandkeepLeonardsafe.-Fin

10、e.-霍华德你得去确保莱纳德的安全-好吧Igetit-andyouwantmetogoandkeepHowardsafe.我懂你也想要我去确保霍华德的安全-Actually,I.-Uh,justsayyes,orhesgonnawant-其实我.-你就说是不然这家伙tocometothebacheloretteparty.会要来我们的单身女郎派对Areyousureyouregonnabeokaythisweekend?你确定这周末你可以吗Ofcourse.当然啦No,Immuchmoreconcernedaboutyou.其实我更担心的是你Iknowhowyougalsbehavewhent

11、hemenareaway.我知道男人不在时你们女人都是什么德行Youdo?你知道吗IvereadTheBacchaebyEuripides.我读过诗人欧里庇得斯的酒神的女信徒Drinkingwine,ridingpanthers.喝喝小酒骑骑豹子Proofthatgirlshavegonewildforover2,500years.证明了女人野有着超过2500年的历史Well,IwishIcouldsaynoneofthatisgonnahappen,我也想跟你说不会发生那些事butPennyisplanningit,andsheisthereason但是是佩妮在筹办而她也是我Iownthos

12、eunderwearwithwritingacrossthebutt.会拥有屁股上有字的内裤的始作俑者Well,justbecareful,凡事小心anduseprotection.记得使用防护措施Whatdoyouthinkisgonnahappen?你是觉得我们会做什么啊Idontknow.Butitsgoingtobesunny,我不知道啊但周末艳阳高照andyouburneasily.你又容易晒伤Itllbefine.我会没事的Imsuretherellbesomedrinkingandsomedancing,我估计会喝点酒跳点舞andthenamailmanllprobablysho

13、wup然后会有个邮差出现andtakehisclothesoff.开始脱掉他的衣服.Nicholasisgoingtotakehisclothesoff?尼古拉斯要来脱衣服吗No,notourmailman.不是不是我们的邮差Adancerpretendingtobeamailman.是扮成邮差的舞者Impersonatingafederalemployee?冒充联邦雇员吗Oh,wherestheafter-party,prison?你们的庆功宴在哪举办监狱吗Itssweetthatyoureworriedaboutme.你担心我的样子好有爱Well,ofcourseImworriedabou

14、tyou-我当然担心你啦Iwantyoutobesafe.我希望你平平安安AndIwantyoutobesafe.我也希望你平平安安Iwillbe.Illhavemyfriendswithme.我会的我的朋友们会陪着我Ifanythingshouldgowrong,Icanusethemashumanshields.如果出了什么事我可以拿他们当人肉盾牌Formostofhumanhistory,在人类历史中的大多数时候timewasbelievedtobeanobjectivepartofreality.时间都被认为是现实客观存在的一部分ButwiththecontributionsofImm

15、anuelKant,但根据伊曼努尔康德的理论scienceandphilosophy.科学与哲学.WhenIsaidyoushouldmakeaplaylistfortheroadtrip,当我叫你搞个旅途歌单Imeantmusic.我是说让你找点音乐Thisisbetterthanmusic-这比音乐更好thisisalectureonnonlineartime.这是关于非线性时间的讲座呢Soundslikeitsjustonregulartime.听起来只是正常的时间而已Yes.ButIputitonshuffle.没错但我调成了随机播放Thisisnice.真好呀Thefourofush

16、aventtakenatriplikethis我们四个人上次这样一起出行sinceLeonardsbachelorparty.还是莱纳德的单身派对AndnowhereweareforSheldons.现在到了谢尔顿的单身派对Yeah,uh,Leonard.没错那个莱纳德AsSheldonsbestman,Ineedtoinformyou作为谢尔顿的伴郎我要通知你们thatthisisnotabachelorparty.这不是一个单身派对Andtellthemwhy.告诉他们原因Becauseyoureatiresomescold.所以你这人碎碎念抱怨不停No.Itsbecauseabachel

17、orparty才怪因为单身派对istypicallyahedonisticblowout是一场只追求肉体欢愉的wherenopleasuresoftheflesharedenied.享乐派对Imnotinterestedinthat.我对此毫无兴趣HowisthatnotexactlywhatIsaid?这和我刚才说的有什么区别Okay,now,好了IpromisedSheldonthingswerentgonnagettoocrazytonight.我向谢尔顿保证过今晚不会太疯狂ShouldIbeworried?我应该担心吗Oh,justaboutwhoyouremarrying.你只需担心

18、你要嫁的那个人Justcomeon.快来吧Welcometoyour.欢迎来到你的.bacheloretteparty!单身派对Itsaquiltingbee!大家缝聚会Mybachelorettepartysaquiltingbee!我的单身派对是大家缝聚会Isntitperfect?是不是很完美Yeah,insteadofoiled-upstrippersandsextoys,没错抛开那些油光光的脱衣舞男和性玩具wethought:whatdoesAmylike?我们认真地思考艾米到底喜欢什么Amylikesthequiltingbee!艾米最爱大家缝聚会了Well,thisplaceis

19、creepy.这地方太诡异了Why?为什么Well,didyouseehisvegetablegarden?你没看到他的菜园吗HeirloomtomatoesinApril.在四月种纯种番茄Creepy.太诡异了Okay,listen.好了听着Dr.Wolcottisabrillianttopologist.沃尔科特博士是顶尖的拓扑学家Weneedtosetsomegroundrulessothatyoudontembarrassme.我们得制定一些基本规则免得你们丢脸Nomagic.Nowhining.不许变魔术不许发牢骚You-justno.还有你什么都不许Uh,howcomehegets

20、towhine?他怎么就能抱怨呢Dr.Wolcott?沃尔科特博士Dr.Wolcott?Dr.Wolcott?沃尔科特博士沃尔科特博士Thatsalotoflocks.这是开了好多道锁呀Mm.Thatwasalotofknocks-theyweremadeforeachother.他也敲了好多次门这俩是绝配-Dr.Wolcott.-Dr.Cooper.-沃尔科特博士-库柏博士Uh,whoarethesepeople?这些人是谁呀Oh,thesearemyfriends.Iwroteabouttheminmyletter.他们是我的朋友我在信里介绍过Oh,letter?Ididntgetalet

21、ter.信我没收到过信呀Well,thatsbecauseIjustsentitthismorning,youknow?我今早才把信寄出来Soscoreoneforlineartime.看来是线性时间赢了Well,um,Idontnormallyallowstrangersintomyhouse.我一般不允许陌生人进我的房子Butwhenyoudo,you-youletthemout,right?但如果进来了你也会放他们离开吧Dr.Cooper,ifyoucanpromiseme库柏博士如果你能保证thesemenshareyourintellectandacademicrigor,这些人像你

22、一样聪明又严谨yeah,Isupposetheycanjoinus.那我可以让他们加入Youguysmightneedtowaitinthecar.你们可能得在车上等我了Well,letmeshowyouaround.我来给你们介绍一下ThisisthechairwhereIdomostofmythinking,这是我思考大部分事情的椅子mythinkingaboutwork.用来思考工作上的事Now,mythinkingaboutpeoplewhohavewrongedme,思考那些待我不好的人时Idooverthere.我用那把椅子IvealwayssaidthatIshouldgetag

23、rudgechair.我一直说我需要一把用来怨恨的椅子-Leonard,haveInotalwayssaidthat?-Mm,youhave-莱纳德我是不是一直说呀-你说了-butyouwereworriedyoudspendtoomuchtimeinit.-Yeah.-但你担心自己花太多时间在上面了-对Thatwasarealconcern.这是真的Oh,myGod,thistomatoisamazing!我的天这个番茄太好吃了Icaneatitlikeanapple.我可以就像啃苹果一样吃掉它MysecretisIfertilizeitwithmyownmanure.我的秘密就是用自己的粪

24、便施肥Thelookonyourface.这表情千金不换Itsasortofgrin.Youwanttoknowwhatkind?这微笑的弧度想知道跟哪个部位的像吗So,Dr.Wolcott,沃尔科特博士inyourletter,yousaidyouhadanewmathematicalapproach你信中提到你有一种最新的数学理论thatwouldhelpmeconceptualizethedimensionsinstringtheory?可以帮助我将弦理论中的维度概念化Uh,yes,yes,yes,yes.Butbeforewegetstarted,没错没错但我们开始前Iamgoingt

25、oneedtocollecteverybodysphone.我需要先把每个人的手机没收了Oh.Why?为什么Becausetheyrelittlelisteningdevices,arentthey?因为他们可都是小型窃听器呢Yes,forpeopletospyonyouandstealyourwork.可以被想盗取你成果的人利用Yeah,whathappenedtothegoodolddays回想一下过去的好日子whereifsomeonewantedtostealyourwork,如果想盗取你的心血theyhadtohireaprostitutetoseduceyou?还得请个妓女来勾引你

26、Whotoldyouaboutthat?谁告诉你这件事的Justmakingajoke.我只是开个玩笑Yeah,itsnotfunnywhenithappens.真的发生的时候就没那么好笑了Allright,now,好了youreprobablygoingtowanttostartwiththisnotebookhere.你可以先从这个笔记本开始-Oh.Oh,my.-Hereweare.-我的天-开始吧nooffense,Dr.Wolcott,butImnotsurethismakesanysense.无意冒犯沃尔科特博士这内容无意义啊ThatsbecauseIvewrittenitallba

27、ckwards.因为我都是倒着写的You.Wow.你哦哇ThatsWowbackwards.我这是倒着说的哇哦Hmm.Youknow.那个.-Istilldontgetit.-Well,plusthenumbersareletters-我还是看不懂-对了里面的数字其实是字母andthelettersarenumbers.Oh.字母其实是数字Ilovehim.我爱死他了Areyouhavingfun?你开心不Yeah.开心Ijust,uh,finishedsewingthistoptobottom.我已经从上边缝到了下边NowImgonnasewitsidetoside.现在我要从左边缝到右边P

28、aceyourself.慢慢来Somemoretea?喝茶不Oh,lovely.太好了Seriously?Whatthehell?你们怎么了这都是啥玩意呀-Huh?-What?-怎么了-怎么回事Thisismybacheloretteparty,teaandquilts?这是我的单身派对喝茶和缝被子吗Well,yousaidyoudidntwantanythingcrazy.你自己说不要太疯狂的Yes,butIsaiditlike,Idontwantanythingcrazy.没错可我说的方式是我不想太疯狂了WhichclearlymeansIwantedsomethingcrazy.意思就是

29、我要疯我要狂Imean,isthishowboringyouthinkIam?难道你们眼中的我就是这么无趣吗Penny,sheaskedyouaquestion.佩妮她在问你问题呢Ofcoursenot.当然不是了SoyouthoughtthatIwouldlikequilting?所以你们觉得我喜欢缝被子吗-Well,dontyou?-OfcourseIlikequilting!-那你不喜欢吗-当然喜欢了Itstheslowestwaytomakeablanket!这是制作一床被子的最慢方式Butthisismybacheloretteparty!但这是我的单身派对Itssupposedto

30、befunandwildandfullofbaddecisions.那就应该放纵不羁做些错误决定Hey,wecanmakebaddecisions.我们当然可以做错误决定Shehadtwokidsback-to-backandIthoughtyoudlikethis,她接连生了两个孩子我误以为你喜欢缝被子sowereofftoagoodstart.这还不算做错误决定吗Comeon,letsgosomewherewecandobodyshots来吧让我们找个地方-offshirtlessbartenders.-Yes.-在裸身酒保身上喝男体酒-没错Idontknow.Thatmightbetoo

31、much.真的吗会不会太过了Allright,youknowwhat,没错那这样吧whydontwestayhome,havealittlewine.我们还是留在家里喝点小酒.Whatareyounotgettingaboutthis?!你们怎么就体会不到我的潜台词Dr.Wolcott,yourworkontimeisrevolutionary.沃尔科特博士你的成果是革命性的Iwouldsaythankyou,我想说谢谢你but,inmytheoryoftime,但在我的时间理论中youvealreadycalledmyworkrevolutionary,你已经赞扬过我的成果具有革命性Ivea

32、lreadythankedyou,而我也已经谢过你了andIhaterepeatingmyself,我不喜欢重复说一句话soletsmoveon.所以我就不说了Waitaminute,are-areyousayingthattime等等你是说时间和空间一样hasmultipledimensions,thesameasspace?都具有多维性吗No.No,Imnotsayingit-不不是我说的themathissayingit.是数学计算说的ThoughitisthemaththatIinvented,当然这个数学计算是我想出来的so,yes,IguessIamsayingit.所以我想也可以

33、等同于我说的Youunderstandinganyofthis?你能懂任何一点吗Ihaventunderstoodanythingsincepooptomato.我从粑粑番茄之后就什么都搞不懂了Mygoodness,我的天thisisincredible.这真是太神奇了See,I-Imjustnotseeingwherestringtheoryfitsintoallthis,我就是不清楚如何把弦理论代入其中andthatswhereIthinkthatyouandI所以我想在这点上couldbeofhelptoeachother.你和我可以一起合作Thankyou.Idbehonored.谢谢

34、我真是荣幸Allright.Allowmetoshowyoumymostrecentjournal.我给你看看我最新的论文吧Sheldonsright.谢尔顿说得对Thisguy,thisguysbrilliant.这家伙真是个天才Yeah,Imean,hesalittle.kooky,没错虽然他有点神经兮兮butamindthatcanreconceptualizetime但他聪明到可以重新概念化时间probablyhasareasonforkeepingajar那么他用罐子收集自己剪下来的脚趾甲oftoenailclippingsthatwejustdontunderstand.一定也有我

35、们无法理解的原因了Icouldspendmonthsupherejustgoingthroughhismath.我光看他算的内容就能在这待上几个月IthinkSheldonmight.我想谢尔顿可能会Great.WhosgonnatellAmy太棒了谁去告诉艾米welostherfiancetoamadmaninthemountains?她的未婚夫被深山里的疯子抢走了Hey,Idrove.我出力开车了Thisissoexciting.好令人激动呀Canwedoabodyshot?我们能不能喝男体酒Ivealwayswantedtodoabodyshot.我一直想试试男体酒Also,whatsa

36、bodyshot?还有男体酒到底是什么Itswhenyoutakeadrinkoutofastrangersbellybutton.就是你用陌生人的肚脐盛酒来喝No,thanks.免了谢谢Whatiftheyhaveanoutie?如果他们肚脐外凸怎么办Doesitjustspilleverywhere?就流得到处都是吗Okay,look,wevegotallnight.我们有一整晚时间Letsjusttakeiteasy.Wecan.放松点我们可以.Imgettingmarried!我要结婚啦Hereyougo.Firstroundisonthehouse.给第一轮免费Heythere.你好

37、呀Doyoudobodyshots?你提供男体酒服务吗Oh,shesaidshedidntwantone.她说她不想玩这个了Mindyourbusiness.少管闲事Cheers!干杯Cheers!12分钟后Amy?艾米Amy?Shouldwegetherhome?艾米我们要不要送她回家Why?Shessoundasleep,andwehavesliderscoming.为什么她睡死了我们又点了迷你汉堡Onemoreround!再来一轮So,howwouldthiswork这在奇点的情况下inthecontextofasingularity?会如何进行Yes,thats-thatsatrick

38、ybittoexplain.这部分不好解释Iassumeyourefamiliarwithnon-abeliangrouptheory.你应该熟悉非阿尔贝群理论吧Oh,andhow.当然Youneverforgetyourfirstgrouptheory.你永远不会忘记第一次群理论Listen,Imgonnaputonapotofcoffee,各位我去煮一壶咖啡becausethereisalotofmathtogothrough.有很多数学的部分得过一遍Andhesaidhedidntwantawildbachelorparty.他还说他不想要狂野的单身派对Excuseme?你说什么Oh,u

39、h,Sheldonsgettingmarriedinamonth.谢尔顿一个月后要结婚了Congratulations.恭喜你Yeah,Imamarriedmanmyself.我也是已婚男人Oh,really?Isshehere?真的吗妻子也在这儿吗Andalive?还活着吗A-Andcanpeopleotherthanyouseeher?除了你其他人也能看到她吗ShelivesinMunich.她住在慕尼黑Itsaperfectmarriage.这是完美的婚姻Wefocusonourwork我们专注于自己的研究andsendeachothercardseveryyearonourbirthd

40、ays.每年在生日的时候寄卡片给对方Hey,wait,what-whatmonthisit?等等现在是几月Uh,April.四月Mostyears.几乎每年Thepointiswegiveeachotherspace.重点是我们给彼此空间IgiveherEurope,shegivesmeSouthAmerica.我给她欧洲她给我南美洲ThatswhereshethinksImliving.她以为我住在那儿I-Iveneverconsideredalong-distancemarriage.我从没考虑过远距离婚姻Well,listen,ifyouwanttobeagreatscientist,听

41、我说如果你想成为伟大的科学家youcantaffordtobedistracted.就不能被分心Hey,wherearemymanners?我怎么那么失礼Youfellasmustbehungry.你们一定饿了吧Doyoulikerabbit?你们喜欢兔肉吗-Sure.-Soundsgood.-喜欢-听起来不错Okay.那好Butcanyoutellthedifferencebetweenrabbitandsquirrel?但你们能分辨兔肉和松鼠肉的区别吗-Dontthinkso.-Probablynot.-应该不行-估计没办法Great!太棒了Werehavingrabbit.我们今晚吃兔肉

42、Berightback!我去去就回Itisamazinghowmuchhesaccomplished他通过脱离日常生活byisolatinghimselffromthedistractionsofday-to-daylife.获得了如此大的成就实在太惊人了Okay,pleasedonttellmeyouwanttolivelikethis.拜托别告诉我你想过这样的生活See,thatsthestrangething.怪就怪在这儿Idont.我不想Whatiswrongwithme?我有什么毛病啊WhydontIwantthis?我为什么不想要这种生活Lookathowcoolitallis.瞧

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