2023年最新的经典英文老歌

1、第 PAGE9 页 共 NUMPAGES9 页2023年最新的经典英文老歌Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao s corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character

2、 ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents. 旁白 话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波 一时间找不到工作 不得不在曹操的公司靠看大门为生 而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试 因为他的老婆黄氏逼着他参加CET-6 SCENE 1: Liubei s home Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days

3、and when will this tragic life end It s so terrible! Liubei: Yu, it s impossible that I don t feel painful, isn t it But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao s corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles.

4、It s very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang s wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it s time for us to be debt collectors now. Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we ll be as po

5、or as church mouse Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this Let s go! Go go! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning! Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang. 场景一 刘备家 刘备 关羽 张飞上 关羽 大哥 咱们都饿了好几天了 这种吃糠咽菜的生活我们要过到什么时候啊 哎 刘备 二弟 这 大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛 可是常言道人在屋檐下 怎能不低头 我们现在曹

6、操的公司里给人家看大门 这年头工作这么难找 我们三兄弟学历又不高 好不容易能有口饭吃就很不错了 哪还有什么奢求呀 张飞 大哥 对了 上个月后面山头诸葛老师的老婆来问我们借走了500块钱去给她老公交学费去了 都好久没还 我们是不是应该去要回来 关羽 是啊大哥 不然的话这样下去我们就得喝西北风了 刘备 哎 就是 我怎么这岔给忘了 走 走 走 二弟三弟随我这就上山 (收拾家伙 挽袖子) 旁白 兄弟三人就此上山 SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang s house Actors: ZhuGeliang Zhu s Wife ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the gen

7、ius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What s CET-6 Do you know You(Ask the audience) I ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why shoul

8、d I read this Wife: Darling! ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded that I can never bear her. Wife： My dear, how about your study ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze. I m dizzy. Wife： Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can t pass cet6 to get your master s degree, it

9、 is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Tianjin.(cry) ZhuGeliang：Don t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don t need to learn. Wife： Are you sure let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see! ZhuGeliang：A piece o

10、f cake! Wife： Listen, can you spell apple Desk ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can t. Wife： You can t Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I m wrong, I m really wrong, I m wrong from the beginning. I shouldn t marry here. If I didn t marry here, I ll never in this heartrending place now, ZhuGeliang：Don t cry, don

11、 t cry, stop! I m going to study hard at once. Wife (laugh): That s the spirit! Do you know We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts. ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!

12、Keeper: What is the matter Madam Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang s hou

13、se. 场景二 诸葛老师家诸葛老师上 诸葛老师 大叫好 我就是绝顶聪明的诸葛老师 可我最近却很是郁闷 我那个娘子非要我去参加什么大学英语六级考试 六级考试是个什么东西 我怎么听都没听说过 还要我看这么厚的书 做这么多的题(拿起手里的金瓶梅给大家亮亮) 我以后可是要当军师的!又不是这个专业的 干嘛还要要看这种书 老婆 相公(远处喊)诸葛老师老婆上(比较啰嗦) 诸葛老师 娘子来了 我娘子啰嗦的像唐僧一样 说起话来我可受不了 快老实看书(装作认真状) 老婆 相公 你的书背的怎么样了 诸葛老师 娘子啊 这些书看得我头昏眼花 光想打瞌睡 老婆 哎 相公呀 你有所不知 你看 现在外面竞争这么激烈 你要是不

14、好好考六级 将来拿个硕士文凭 以后找不到工作可怎么办呀 我们在这个小村子里都呆了小半辈子了 你看我连稍微大一点的城市 像铁岭都没去过 诸葛老师 娘子 你看老公我这么有才华 以后还愁找不到工作么 这些书太简单了 统统不用看 (扔书) 老婆 哼 !你说简单 那我考考你 诸葛老师 怎么 还要考我 舌战群儒我都不怕 小小考试焉能难道我(对观众说) 老婆 我要考你听写(诸葛老师郁闷状) 听着 apple怎么写 desk怎么写 诸葛老师 (不会 抓耳挠腮) 老婆 相公啊 你连这都不会 可怎么办呀 哎呀 我错了 我真的错了 我从一开始就不应该嫁过来 如果我不嫁过来 就不会流落到这么一个伤心的地方 我好后悔呀

15、 诸葛老师 崩溃了 (捂耳朵 忙劝) 诸葛老师 娘子莫哭 娘子莫哭 相公好好看书就是 老婆 (马上变脸) 这还差不多 你知道么 为了供你读书 咱们家已经欠了外面一屁股债 连看大门的我都借过 如果这些人上门来逼债我可怎么办呀 诸葛老师 娘子 你说看大门的 莫非就是呢个看大门的刘备 (抓胡子 兴奋 点头) 老婆 正是此人 书童你快过来 书童上 书童 主人 有何吩咐 老婆 书童 听着 相公近日温习功课 外人一律不见 来人就说去国外游玩讲学去了书童 遵命 旁白 话正说着 刘关张三人已经到了诸葛老师家门口 SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang s house Actors: Liubei

16、Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper Zhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open! Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt (Open the door) Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife. Keeper: Zhu said he is not in. Liubei: En Keeper: Oh! No!.I mean I mean my boss

17、is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month. Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here! Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, let s go home! Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They ca

18、me here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn t see Zhugeliang as well . Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is out. 场景三 诸葛老师家门口刘关张上