老友记Friends-S01E08【声音字幕同步】课件

老友记FriendsS01E08老友记FriendsS01E081Hey,gorgeous!How'sitgoing?帅哥，怎么样?DehydratedJapanesenoodlesunderfluorescentlights.萤光灯下的脱水日本面Doesitgetbetterthanthis?我能有多好?Question:Areyoudatinganyone?问你一个问题你目前没有约会的对象吧?Hey,gorgeous!How'sitgoing?2Imetsomebodywhowouldbeperfectforyou.我遇见一个和你是绝配的人Perfectmightbeaproblem.绝配或许是个问题Hadyousaidcodependentorself-destructive....你若说共同独立或自我毁灭的话…-YouwantadateSaturday?-Yes,please.-周六想要有个约会的对象吗?-当然，拜托了Heiscute.他人帅Imetsomebodywhowouldbepe3-He'sfunny.He's-He'sahe?-而且风趣，他…-你说的是“他”?Well,yeah.好吧，是的Oh,God!Ijust糟了，我以为…You'reniceOh,God.你是个有为的青年Good,Shelly.I'mgonnaflushmyselfdownthetoiletnow.很好,雪莉,我要到马桶去把自己冲掉-He'sfunny.He's-He'sahe?4Okay.Bye-bye.再见TheOneWhereNanaDiesTwice六人行第1季第08集（祖母）娜娜死了两回It'shardtoenjoynoodlesafterthat.Isthatridiculous?听完后我没心情吃面了这不荒谬吗?Canyoubelievesheactuallythoughtthat?你能相信她会有这样的想法吗?Yeah.能Okay.Bye-bye.再见TheOneWhe5WhenIfirstmetyou,Ithoughtmaybe...我第一次见到你时我以为你是...possibly...…可能…...youmightbe.…也许Youdid?你真的这样认为?YouspentPhoebe'sbirthdaypartytalkingtomybreasts...对，但后来你在菲比的生日会上一直盯着我的胸部WhenIfirstmetyou,Ithough6...soIfiguredmaybenot.…我想你大概不是吧Didanyoftherestofyouguysthinkthatwhenyoufirstmetme?你们第一次看见我时也是这样认为?-Idid.-Ithinkso,yeah.-我是-我也是-Notme.-No,no,meneither.-我不是-不，我也不这么认为Althoughbackincollege,SusanSaladoredid.虽然大学时代的苏珊这样认为...soIfiguredmaybenot.…我想7You'rekidding.开什么玩笑?-DidyoutellherIwasn't?-No.-你有告诉她我不是吗?-没有Iwantedtogooutwithhertoo.因为我也想跟她约会ItoldheryouwereseeingBernieSpellman...我告诉她你和伯尼是一对...whoalsolikedher.因为他也喜欢她You'rekidding.开什么玩笑?-Did8Well,thisisfascinating.所以,这简直是太神奇了Sowhatisitaboutme?是什么原因?Idon'tknow.You'resmart,you'refunny....我不知道因为你既聪明又风趣SoisRoss.Everthinkthatabouthim?罗斯也是聪明又风趣你们有想过他是吗?-Yeah,right!-Whatisit?-是哦-到底是为什么?Well,thisisfascinating.所以,这9Idon'tknow.YoujustYouhaveaquality.我也说不上来但你就是有那种潜质-Yes,exactly.-Yeah,aquality.-没错-是的.潜质"Aquality."Good.Iwasworriedyouweregonnabevagueaboutthis.潜质?说得好我还担心你们看不出呢Ithinkthisisgonnaworkforyou.我想对你应该有用-Excuseme?-Sure,sure.-对不起-好吧,好吧Idon'tknow.YoujustYouhav10Womenfindyoulessthreatening,theylettheirguardsdown...女人没有威胁护花使者就没有机会啊…...you'relikeastealthheterosexual.…你就像一个偷偷摸摸的异性恋者-It'sPaolocallingfromRome.-Oh,myGod!CallingfromRome!-瑞秋，是保罗从罗马打来的-天啊，从罗马打来Sohe'scallingfromRome.Icoulddothat.了不起，他从罗马打来我也可以JustgottagotoRome.我到罗马去就是了Womenfindyoulessthreatenin11YourDadjustbeepedin.Canyoumakeitquick?摩妮卡，你爸打来的你能长话短说吗?I'mtalkingtoRome.我正和罗马通电话I'mtalkingtoRome.我正和罗马通电话Hey,Dad.What'sup?爸，怎么了?Oh,God.我的天YourDadjustbeepedin.Cany12Ross,it'sNana.罗斯，是奶奶-Howyoudoing?-Hey,Dad.-你们还好吧?-嗨,爸爸Sohowisshedoing?她的情况如何?Thedoctorsaysit'samatterofhours.医生说只剩几小时了-Howareyou,Mom?-Me?I'mfine,fine.-妈,你还好吧?-我?我还好Ross,it'sNana.罗斯，是奶奶-Howy13I'mgladyou'rehere.真高兴见到你们来-What'swithyourhair?-What?-你的头发怎么了?-什么?-What'sdifferent?-Nothing.-看起来有点不同-没什么变化呀Oh,maybethat'sit.或许是这个缘故-She'sunbelievable.Hermother's-Okay,relax.-她真是令人难以置信-放松点I'mgladyou'rehere.真高兴见到你14We'regonnabehereawhile.看来我们得在这儿待一段时间了Westillhaveboyfriendsandyourcareertocover.免不了还要谈你男友和工作的事Oh,God!我的老天Thefuzzylittlemintsatthebottomofherpurse.她皮包里有发霉的钱币Yeah,theyweregross.真呕心We'regonnabehereawhile.15YouknowwhatIlove?你们知道我喜欢什么吗?HerSweet'NLows.她的人工袋糖Howshewasalwaysstealingthemfromrestaurants.她总是从餐厅里偷走Notjustfromrestaurants,fromourhouse.不只是餐厅,我们家也一样Mrs.Geller?格雷太太YouknowwhatIlove?你们知道我喜欢什16Shelookssosmall.她看起来好小Iknow.我知道Well,atleastshe'swithPop-PopandAuntPhylisnow.至少她现在有阿公和菲力斯婶婶陪伴AuntPhylisisdead?菲力斯婶婶死了?Yeah,forlikesixyears.是的,大概有差不多六年了Shelookssosmall.她看起来好小I17Wherewere?Canwefocus,please?-我在哪里?-说道哪里了?我们不要跑题,行不行?Goodbye,Nana.别了，奶奶Bye,Nana.再见，奶奶Nurse!护士!Whatisgoingon?到底怎么回事?Wherewere?Canwefocus,pleas18YouknowhowthenursesaidNanahadpassed?护士说她已过世了Well,she'snotquite.实际上不是What?什么?She'snotpassed!She'spresent!She'sback!她还没完全过世她还活着，她回来了What'sgoingon?怎么回事?YouknowhowthenursesaidNa19Shemayhavedied.她可能死了Shemayhavedied?她可能死了?We'relookingintoit.我们正等着消息I'llgosee.我进去看看Thisalmostneverhappens.这种事几乎不可能发生Shemayhavedied.她可能死了She20Nowshe'spassed.她过世了Ijusthavetoknow,okay?我必须要知道Isitmyhair?是我的头发?Yes,that'sexactlywhatitis.It'syourhair.对，正是你的头发Yeah,youhavehomosexualhair.你有一头同性恋的头发Nowshe'spassed.她过世了Ijust21Sodidshe...?她怎么样了?Twice.两次-Twice?-Oh,thatsucks.-两次?-见鬼-Youguysokay?-Idon'tknow.It'sweird.-你们还好吧?-说不上来，好诡异Iknowshe'sgone,butIjustdon'tfeel....我知道她已过世但我感觉…Sodidshe...?她怎么样了?Twice.22Maybeshe'snotreallygone.或许是因为她还没有No,no,she'sgone.不，她过世了Wechecked.我们检查了Alot.好多遍No,Imean,maybenooneeverreallygoes.或许人不会真正过世Maybeshe'snotreallygone.或23Eversincemymomdied,everynowandthen...我妈死后,我偶尔…...Igetthisfeelingthatshe'srighthere,youknow?…会感觉她就在身旁AndDebbie,myfriendfromjuniorhigh...还有黛比,我初中最要好的朋友...gotstruckbylightningonaminiaturegolfcourse.在打迷你高尔夫时,被闪电击中IalwaysgetthisstrongDebbievibe...用那枝黄色铅笔时…Eversincemymomdied,every24...whenIusealittleyellowpencil.…我总感到一股强烈的“心灵感应”-Imissher.-Here,Pheebs.-我好想念她-来，菲此Wantthis?你要吗?-Oh,thanks.-Sure.-谢谢-不客气Ijustsharpenedherthismorning.早上刚削好的...whenIusealittleyellow25Idon'tbelieveanyofthat.Whenyou'redead...我不信这一套...you'redead.You'regone.You'rewormfood.人死了就是死了死了就成了虫的食物SoChandlerlooksgay,huh?钱德看起来像个同性恋?Idon'tknowwhothisis,butit'snotDebbie.我不知道此人是谁但绝对不是黛比Dad,let'sjustmakeadecision.爸爸，我们需要做个决定Idon'tbelieveanyofthat.W26You'reright.It'sgoingintotheground.你是对的，要把她埋在土里Weshouldgetthemostbasicthing.我们应该把基本的东西弄好"Thenon-protectivecorrugatedfiberboardwithwhitelaminate."“上面有白色薄片的，不受保护的波纹纤维板”Dad,wecan'tburyNanainadresserfromkea.爸爸，我们不能把奶奶穿的像一只食肉鹦鹉Thisiswhyyourmotherbuysmyclothes.这就是你妈妈买了我的衣服的原因You'reright.It'sgoinginto27Ihatetoshop.Ihateit.我讨厌买东西，讨厌Isn'tthismoreaboutthefactthat...这是不是就是梦想成真...onceyoudecide,it'slikeacknowledgingNana'sactuallygone?就像是知道奶奶真的走了一样No,Ireallyhatetoshop.不是，我只是讨厌买东西-Ithoughtit'dbeaclosedcasket.-ltdoesn'tmeanshecan'tlooknice.-我以为要用密封的棺木-这并不代表,她不能看起来体面一点Ihatetoshop.Ihateit.我讨厌28Sweetie,youthinkyoucangetinthere?孩子，你想你能进去吗?Idon'tseewhynot.当然可以Here'smyretainer.我的牙齿矫正器Iwasjustthinking...我在想…-...whenmytimecomes-Dad.-…我走的时候-爸Sweetie,youthinkyoucanget29Listentome.听我说Whenmytimecomes,Iwannabeburiedatsea.我走的时候,我要海葬Youwhat?什么?Iwannabeburiedatsea.Itlookslikefun.我要海葬,好像挺有意思的Define"fun."定义一下“有意思”Listentome.听我说Whenmytim30Comeon.You'llmakeadayofit.You'llgetaboat,packalunch....那一天你们会玩得很开心的你们会乘着船带着午餐…Andthenwethrowyourbodyinthewater.Gee,thatdoessoundfun.然后把你的尸体丢人大海真是有意思Everyonethinkstheyknowme.EveryonesaysI'msopredictable.每个人都自认为了解我他们都说杰克太一成不变了MaybeafterI'mgone,they'llsay,"Buriedatsea?Huh?"或许我死后他们会说海葬,哈?That'sprobablywhatthey'llsay.他们大概会这么说吧Comeon.You'llmakeadayof31I'dlikethat.希望如此-Hey,gorgeous.-Hey.-美女-嘿Look,l'msorryaboutyesterday.昨天的事很抱歉我Don'tworry.Apparently,otherpeoplehavemadethesamemistake.别担心,相信我显然别人也犯了相同的错误Okay.Phew!好吧,咻!I'dlikethat.希望如此-Hey,gorg32So,whatdoyouthinkitisaboutme?为什么你认为是我的缘故?Idon'tknowwhat.我说不上来Youjusthave...你就是有那种…-...aquality.-Aquality.Great.-…潜质-潜质，是哦It'sashame.YouandLowellwould'vemadeagreatcouple.真可惜，因为你和罗尔本来很登对So,whatdoyouthinkitisabo33Lowell?FinancialServicesLowell?That'swhoyousawmewith?罗尔?会计部门的罗尔你觉得我们很配?What?He'scute.有何不可?他很帅Well,yeah.而且He'snoBrianinPayroll.他不像布莱恩IsBrian?布莱恩是不是…?Lowell?FinancialServicesLow34Idon'tknow.Ifyouweregonnasetmeup...重点是如果你想替我配对...I'dliketothinkit'dbewithsomebodylikehim.我希望你会挑他Brian'salittleoutofyourleague.我想你配不上布莱恩Excuseme.Youdon'tthinkIcouldgetaBrian?对不起,你认为我配不上他?BecauseIcouldgetaBrian.Believeyoume.因为我配得上他,相信我Idon'tknow.Ifyouweregonn35I'mreallynot.我真的配不上Thisone?这一个?I'veshownyoueverydresswehave.我已让你们看过每件衣服Unlessyouwanthertospendeternityinalemon-yellowpantsuit...除非你们想让她永远穿着柠檬黄长裤...gowiththeburgundy.配上紫红色衣服I'mreallynot.我真的配不上Thiso36Whateverwepick,she'dsayit'sthewrongone.不论我们选什么她都会说我们选错了Right.We'llgowiththeburgundy.没错，就选紫红色吧Afinechoice.I'mcomingout.不错的选择，我要出来了Wait!Weneedshoes.等等，还缺鞋子-Howaboutthese?-That'sreallyadayshoe.-这一双如何?-这是一双日鞋Whateverwepick,she'dsayit'37Whereshe'sgoingeveryoneelsewillbedressier?她去的地方大家会穿得更正式?Couldweseesomethinginaslimmerheel?能找鞋跟细一点的鞋吗?Ihavenothinginaneveningshoeintheburgundy.我找不到紫红色的晚鞋Icanshowyousomethingsilverthatmaywork.不过有双银色的鞋或许适合-No,itreallyshouldbeburgundy.-Unlesswegowithadifferentdress.-不行，一定要紫红色-除非我们另找一件套装Whereshe'sgoingeveryoneels38No,no,no.Watchthis.不,等等,我看看Wait,Imayhavesomethingintheback.后面或许有Oh,myGod.天呀Iseverythingallright?你没事吧，孩子?JustNana'sstuff.没事，只是奶奶的东西No,no,no.Watchthis.不,等等,我看看39Youguysready?各位如何?准备好了没?Momcalledtotellmenottowearmyhairup.早上妈来电叫我别扎头发-Knowmyearsaren'tmybestfeature?-Somedaysit'sallIcanthinkabout.-我的耳朵并不是我最漂亮的部位吗?-有时候我认为是I'msorryl'mlate.Icouldn'tfindmybearings.抱歉，我迟到了我找不到我的“耳圈”Youmeanyourearrings?你是指你的耳环?Youguysready?各位如何?准备好了没?M40WhatdidIsay?我刚说什么?-Arethesetheshoes?-Yes.Paolosentthemfromltaly.-你穿这一双?-对，保罗从意大利寄来的What?Wedon'thaveshoeshere?我们这儿没卖鞋子?-Morning.Wereadytogo?-Don'twelooknicealldressedup?-早安，准备走了没?-穿戴整齐后,我们是不是都好看许多?It'sstufflikethat,isn'tit?人模人样的，不是吗？WhatdidIsay?我刚说什么?-Aret41-ltwasareallybeautifulservice.-ltreallywas.-刚刚的仪式简单而隆重-可不是吗Comehere,sweetheart.过来，心肝Youknow,Ithinkit'stimeforyoutostartusingnightcream.你该使用夜霜了What?什么?Nothing.JustthatyourcoatsoundslikeBrentMusberger.没什么,只是你的外套很吵-ltwasareallybeautifulser42-Checkitout.Giants-Cowboys.-You'rewatchingfootballatafuneral?-瞧，巨人队对牛仔队-你在葬礼时看足球赛?No,it'sthepre-game.I'mgonnawatchitatthereception.不，这还只是热身我要在接待会上看比赛You'reafrightening,frighteningman.你真是个恶劣的人Oh,no!MynewPaoloshoes!不，保罗送我的新鞋Ihopethey'renotruined.希望没坏-Checkitout.Giants-Cowboys.43God,whatagreatday!多美好的一天啊What?Weather-wise.什么?我是指天气Iknow.我知道Theair,thetrees.对，空气，树木EventhoughNana'sgone,there'ssomethingalmostlife即使奶奶已过世,就好像…God,whatagreatday!多美好的一天啊44Ross,areyouokay?罗斯，你还好吧?罗斯…No,l'mfine.我没事Just...只是…...havingmyworstfearrealized,but....…我最大的梦魇终於成真,但是…I'mjustcheckingtoseeifthemuscle'sinspasm.别担心,我只是看看你是否肌肉痉挛Ross,areyouokay?罗斯，你还好吧?罗斯…45-What?Whatisit?-Youmissedabeltloop.-怎么了?-你的皮带穿孔掉了一个Okay,it'sinspasm.是痉挛Here,sweetie.ItookthesewhenIhadmygallthingaccident.来,孩子,我擦伤时都用这个Thanks,Mom.妈，谢谢Sorry.抱歉-What?Whatisit?-Youmissed46Hi,l'mAndrea.我叫安朵拉I'mDorothy'sdaughter.桃乐丝的女儿Hi,I'mChandler,andIhavenoideawhoDorothyis.我叫钱德,我不知道桃乐丝是谁Lookwho'sup!看看谁出现了-Howdoyoufeel?-Ifeelgreat.-感觉如何?-感觉好多了…Hi,l'mAndrea.我叫安朵拉I'mDor47Ifeelgreat.Ifeelgreat.感觉好多了…感觉好多了…Wow,thosepillsreallyworked.那些药丸可真有效Yeah.Notthefirsttwo,butthesecondtwo....对，不是第一次那两颗而是后来那两颗Iloveyouguys.我爱你们大家Youguysarethegreatest.Ilovemysister.你们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