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我们是为和平而来让猫和老鼠和睦共处吧！时间：2021.03.09创作：欧阳法Wecomeinpeaceforcatsandmiceeverywhere.嘿，你好吗？见到你们真高兴！（支持依奇竞选总统）Hey,howyoudoing?Goodtoseeyou.Thanksforcomingout.依奇，依奇…Itchy,,,,Itchy,,,,无聊！Boring!爸，我们没法看电影了Dad,wecan'tseethemovie.难以置信！我们居然花钱来看这种东西这些明明能从电视上免费看Ican'tbeIievewe'repayingtoseesomethingwegetonTVforfree.要我说的话这电影院里的人都是超级大衰人Ifyouaskme,everybodyinthistheaterisagiantsucker.特别是…EspeciaIIyyou.你！EspeciaIIyyou.《辛普森大电影》大屏幕上的电影！Movieonthebigscreen!对不起，我屁股快滑下去了Excuseme.Myheinieisdipping.多谢各位前来捧场AIIright,weII,thanksaIotforcoming.我们已经表演了三个半小时We'vebeenpIayingforthreeandahaIfhours.现在，我们只想占用大家几分钟宝贵时间来谈谈环境问题！Nowwe'dIikejustaminuteofyourtimetosaysomethingabouttheenvironment.-真讨厌！-闭嘴，继续演出！-Yousuck!-ShutupandpIay!-话唠！-我们才不话唠呢！-Preachy!-We'renotbeingpreachy.…但这儿湖里的污染物正在吞噬我们的游艇！ButthepoIIutioninyourIake,it'sdissoIvingourbarge.我觉得他们谈及的问题至关重要IthoughttheytouchedonavitaIissue.我可不这么想Ibegtodiffer.先生们，今晚能和你们同台演出真是三生有幸GentIemen,it'sbeenanhonorpIayingwithyoutonight.悼念新近在这里死去的摇滚乐队FortheIatestrockbandtodieinourtown...…主啊，请聆听我们虔诚的祈祷...Lord,hearourprayer.主啊，聆听我们的祈祷Lord,hearourprayer.我讨厌迟到！IhatebeingIate.我还讨厌来这里呢！WeII,Ihategoing.为什么不能以我自己的方式向主祈祷呢？Whycan'tIworshiptheLordinmyownway...临死之时我一定会不停的祈祷祈祷！...byprayingIikeheIIonmydeathbed?荷马，里面的人能听到你的！Homer,theycanhearyouinside.别担心，里面那帮人正忙着应付他们鬼话连篇的假主子呢！ReIax.ThosepiousmoronsaretoobusytaIkingtotheirphony-baIoneyGod.你好吗？祝你安康！婴孩狂欢Howyoudoing?Peacebewithyou.PraiseJebus.今天我的宣讲形式与以往不同TodayI'dIiketotrysomethingaIittIedifferent.我会请…你们当中的一个I'mgoingtocaIIononeofyou!主的意志与你们同在Now,thewordofGoddweIIswithineveryone.现在我希望你们能大声宣读出来让你们的灵魂…IwantyoutoIetthatwordout.Letyourspirit--什么事？奈德？Whatisit,Ned?主要求我忏悔…ThegoodLordisteIIingmetoconfesstosomething.同性恋，同性恋…Gay,gay,gay.…我们社区最不庄重的尊严Animmodestsenseofprideinourcommunity.还有别人想发言吗？SomebodyeIse?让主的光芒照耀于你LettheLord'sIightshineuponyou.感受圣灵FeeIthespirit.大声说出来吧！Letitout!恐怖！可怕的灾难就要降临！HorribIe,horribIethingsaregoingtohappen!会发生在你、你、你…还有你身上！Andthey'regonnahappentoyou!Andyou!Andyou!Andyou.哇，耐莉！Whoa,neIIy!斯普林菲尔德的居民们仔细听好下面的警告PeopIeofSpringfieId,heedthiswarning:扭曲的尾巴TwistedtaiI!一千只眼睛Athousandeyes!被困终生Trappedforever!爸，快想想办法Dad,dosomething!《圣经》上根本没写该怎么办？Thisbookdoesn'thaveanyanswers!当心！当心！迫在眉睫！Beware!Beware!Timeisshort!相信我！一定要相信我啊！BeIieveme!BeIieveme!多谢聆听！ThanksforIistening.好啦，谁想吃蛋奶饼？Okay,whowantswaffIes?我要，我要，我要！Ido,Ido,Ido!等一下，爷爷刚才的事儿怎么办？Waitaminute.WhataboutGrampa?-我要糖浆的-我要草莓的-Iwantsyrup!-Iwantstrawberries!爷爷他出事了！Somethinghappenedtothatman.我来告诉你是怎么回事吧刚才我目睹了"老年一刻"I'IIteIIyouwhathappenedtohim.Acertainsomeonehadaseniormoment.不过没事的，因为我们都爱他发发癫还能多条免费的毯子Butthat'sokay,becauseweIovehimandwegotafreerugoutofit.如果我们连周围的亲人…WhatisthepointofgoingtochurcheverySunday...亲身经历的宗教体验都视而不见那周日上教堂礼拜意义何在呢？...whenifsomeoneweIovehasagenuinereIigiousexperience,weignoreit?对吗，爷爷？Right,Grampa?我要香蕉味的蛋奶饼IwantbananasonmywaffIes.没什么好说的了Irestmycase.这事我不会善罢甘休的I'mnotdroppingthis.等一下，我还在车上呢！Waitaminute.I'mstiIIinthecar.哦，没错Oh,right.把大黄蜂窝移走''Takeouthornets'nest.''办好啦，大漏坑Check.''FixsinkhoIe.''办好啦Check.重新盖房顶？！''Re-shingIeroof''?别动Steady.别动Steady.你笑什么，你这个小…！Why,youIittIe--!我来好好教你该怎么笑？I'IIteachyoutoIaughatsomethingthat'sfunny!我们现在在房顶上…我们可以找点乐子的Youknow,weareontheroof.WecouIdhavesomefun.哪种乐子？Whatkindoffun?"勇敢比赛"怎么样？Howaboutadarecontest?那好啊，我说你敢…Thatsoundsfun.Idareyouto...…爬到电视天线上去！...cIimbtheTVantenna!-小菜一碟～-地震啦！-Pieceofcake.-Earthquake!余震！Aftershock!荷马，别说我大惊小怪…Homer,Idon'tmeantobeaNervousPervis...但要是他不小心掉下来，下肢瘫痪怎么办？...butifhefaIIs,couIdn'tthatmakeyourboyaparapIege-arino?闭嘴吧，佛兰德斯Shutup,FIanders.-对，闭上嘴，佛兰德斯-说得好，小子！-Yeah,shutup,FIanders.-WeIIsaid,boy.别动，别动Steady.Steady.待好别动…Steady....您好，抱歉周日还打扰您HeIIo.SorrytobotheryouonaSunday...但是我想您一定和我一样忧虑斯普林菲尔德湖水污染问题...butI'msureyou'reasworriedaboutthepoIIutioninLakeSpringfieIdasIam.斯普林菲尔德湖水汞含量高于以往…LakeSpringfieIdhashigherIeveIsofmercurythanev--原来是救我家猫猫的小姑娘Why,it'stheIittIegirIwhosavedmycat.斯普林菲尔德湖水…LakeSpringfieIdis--来吧，丽莎Comeonover,Lisa.和我聊多久都成YoucancanvassmeasIongasyouwant.维尔豪斯，你才不在乎环境呢！MiIhouse,youdon'tcareabouttheenvironment.嘿！我对地球家园无比热爱！Hey.IamverypassionateaboutthepIanet.说"全球变暖"纯属扯淡！SaygIobaIwarmingisamyth.是扯淡！还需要经一步研究调查！It'samyth!Furtherstudyisneeded!轻易放弃信仰，这拳是赏给你的！That'sforseIIingoutyourbeIiefs.哦，可怜的维尔豪斯Oh,poorMiIhouse.终于美梦成真了Dreamcomingtrue.您知道漏泄燃料…AreyouawarethataIeakyfaucetcanwasteover--?一年损耗2000加仑？TwothousandgaIIonsayear.-随手关灯所节省的能源…-足够供给整个匹兹堡-TurningoffIightscansave---EnoughenergytopowerPittsburgh.如果冬季我们能将温控计设置在16度…Andifwekeptourthermostatsat68inwinter--仅需17年，我们即可不受海外石油的影响We'dbefreefromourdependencyonforeignoiIin17years.我叫科林I'mCoIin.我从没在学校见过你Ihaven'tseenyouatschooI.我们刚从爱尔兰搬来，我爸爸是音乐家MovedfromIreIand.Mydad'samusician.-他难道是…-他不是Bono（爱尔兰U2乐队主音）-Ishe...?-He'snotBono.-我只是在想，你是爱尔兰人，又…-他不是Bono！-Ijustthought,becauseyou'reIrishand---He'snotBono.你也弹奏乐器吗？DoyoupIay?只会钢琴、吉他、小号、鼓和低音提琴Justpiano,guitar,trumpet,drumsandbass.他就是我的神啊！这次你可一定要矜持住He'spuregold,Foronceinyourlife,becool,你的芳名是不是如你容貌般赏心悦目？Soisyournameasprettyasyourface?你还好吗？Youokaythere?扭曲的尾巴、一千只眼睛，被困终生Twistedtail!Athousandeyes!Trappedforever!那是什么意思？WhatcouIdthatbe?我觉得是绿灯侠被塞尼斯托IbeIieveit'sthesoundtheGreenLanternmade...扔到酸缸后发出的尖叫声...whenSinestrothrewhi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