英语幽默短剧剧本1

中小学英语版情景对话英语情景对话--交流Gettingpeople’sattention引起别人注意1.CanItalktoyou?能和你谈一下吗?2.Canwetalk?能一块儿谈谈吗?3.Let’stalk.我们谈谈吧。4.Excuseme.Yougotaminute?对不起，能耽误你一分钟吗?5.MayIhaveawordwithyou?能和你说句话吗?Launchingconversationwithapieceofnews.讲述一条消息来打开话题1.Listenup.听着。2.Nowhearthis!你听着!3.Getaloadofthis.你听听这个。(load:大量，许多)4.Areyoureadyforthis?想听着。5.Guesswhat?你猜怎么的?Askingotherpeopleiftheyunderstand问别人是否听明白了1.Doyouunderstand?你明白吗?2.DoyouknowthatImean?知道我的意思吗?3.SeewhatImean?明白我的意思吗?4.DoyouknowwhatI’mtalkingabout?知道我讲的是什么吗?5.KnowwhatI’msaying?知道我在说什么吗?Indicatingthatyouunderstand表示明白对方的意思.1.Ihearyou知道了.2.Igotyou.明白了.3.Icanseethat.这一点我明白.4.Ihearwhatyou’resaying.我明白你的意思.5.Okay,Iknowjustwhatyoumean.嗯,我明白你的意思.Ifyoudonotcatchwhatwassaid假如你没听清对方说的话.1.Ibegyoupardon?对不起,你说什么?2.Whatwasthat?你说什么?3.Saywhat?你说什么?4.Excuseme?Whatdidyousay?对不起,你说什么?5.I’msorry.Imissedthat.对不起,我没听清.英语情景对话,商务英语对话-赞同&反对Agreement&Disagreement赞同&反对Simpleagreement简单的赞同语1.Yes.是的.2.Yeah.是的.3.Yep.是的.4.Yup.是的.(yeah,yeh和yup都是口语中yes的变体.)5.Sure.当然.Sayingthatyouagree.表示赞同1.Iquiteagreewithyou.我很赞同你的看法.2.Ishareyourviewonthat.对这件事我们看法一致.3.I’msureyouareright.当然你是对的.4.Idon’tthinkanyonewoulddisagree.我想没人会反对.5.Ihavenoproblemwiththat.对这一点我没有异议.Qualifiedorpartialagreement有保留的或部分赞同1.Couldbe.也许.2.Ifyousayso.既然你这么说.3.Soitseems.好像是这么回事.4.Sotospeak.可以那么说.5.Inamannerofspeaking.不妨这么说吧.Simpledisagreement简单的反对语1.No.不2.Nope.不3.Notreally.不是吧.4.Notatall.绝不是5.Ofcoursenot.当然不是Sayingthatyoudisagree.表示不同意1.Idon’tthinkso.我不这么想.2.Doyoureallythinkso?你真的这么想吗?3.Don’tbetoosure.别那么肯定.4.Don’tspeaktoosoon.话不要说得太早.5.Iwouldn’tsaythat.我并不那么忍为.Showingstrongdisagreement表示较强烈的反对.1.No,Iwon’tagree!Don’twasteyourbreath.不.我不会同意的.别跟我这儿费口舌.2.Doyouexpectmetoacceptthat?你以为我会接受吗?3.Overmydeadbody!我死也不会同意!4.Whatareyoutalkingabout?你在说什么呀?5.Areyoukidding?你在开玩笑吗?A:todayismy!but，Ialmostforget.

对了，今天是我的生日。我几乎忘了B：Happybirthday,A

!

Hereisapresentforyou.Ihopeyoulikeit.A:Oh,great!Iloveit!YouknowI'vebeenexpectingthisforalongtime.B:I'mverygladtohearthat.C：hi，

Dtodayweareyougoing？D：wo，todayisA‘sbirthday。Haveyouforgetten？C:I`vegottogetabirthdaygiftforA。Whatareyougoingtogether?D：tiisasecretC、D：Happybirthday,hereare

giftforyou.A：Oh,chocolates，IlovechocolatesD:hat'sintheboxthen?A：Oh,whatanicetoycar!E：I`vegotarealproblem.F：What`stheproblem?E：youknow。TodayisaA’birthdayF:

yes,Whatareyougoingtogether?E:Ineedtogetsomethingmorethoughtful.F:Iboughtheranicenecklace.G:hiB。Whereareyou？B：I'mintheAhouse,youcome?G：I'vejustboughtapresent。'llbecomingB：Yes,hdon'tknowwhereyouputhimovertoplayG：Well,waittomeetG、H:HappybirthdayA,Wearrivedlate.Thisisapresentforyou,ihopeitcanpromotebestA：Oh,great!Iloveit!Youknow。HthankyoucancometodayH：Yes,becauseiknowyoutodaythemostbeautifulA：Comehere;letmeintroducesomefriendstoyou.GH:,E,Youareso,right?E：Tell,iamhappystarvedH:Oh,a,wewillblowoutthecandlesoutA:Igetacake.oh,andacolaandi'mthirstyH:Whatshallicometohelp？A：Friendsandcomethisway.CDF：Wow,whatabeautifulcake!F:However,oryouthemostbeautifulD\F:Wow,a,wheredidyoumakethecake,i'veneverseenanythingsobeautifulA：ThenexttimeigiveyouaH：Blowoutthecandles,A,butfirstmakeawish.A：WhatshouldIwishfor?B：Anythingyouwant,butdon'ttellus.Ifyoutellyourwish,itwon'tcometrue.A:Buti'mgettingold,soBEC:Wewereold,buttoday,wewouldliketowaitonyouthequeenasA:Fancytoday,somanypeople,thankyouforyourGFCD:AfteryouallhappinessoftodayisthemostimportantA:LetthecandleblewA:Todayiwastouched,mydearfriendsH:Becauseyouareagreatfriend,a,todaywe'rehappy,isnotit?小学英语三人情景对话材料A---Hi,B,haveyouhadanyplanaboutourcomingsummerholiday?

B---Yes,maybeiwillhaveatripwithmyparents.

C---Oh,thatsgreat!wherewillyougo.

B---Hainan.whataboutyoutwo?

A---IwilltakepartinanEnglishlearningcause...soboring

C---B,Youaresolucky.See,whaticandoisonlystayingathome.

B---hehe,Iwillbringpresentsforyou.

A---Anywayhaveagoodtime.

C---well,youarealuckyguy,butremembertoprotectyourskinfromthesunshinethere.

B---Maybewhenigoback,ihavebecomeablackman

A---That'snotbad.justasunbath

Then,A,B,C,laughttogether购物（Shopping）

1.-WhatcanIdoforyou?

-I‘dlikesomeapples.

2.-WherecanIbuysomestationery?

-Let‘slookattheshoppingguide.Oh,it‘sonthegroundFloor.

3.-CouldIbuyhalfakilooranges?

-Certainly.Hereyouare.

4.-Willyoupleaseshowmethatradio?

-Certainly.

5.-Howmuchistheradio?

-Ninetyyuan.

6.-Goodmorning,sir.MayIhelpyou?

-Yes,I‘dliketobuyasweather.荆轲刺秦王英文搞笑话剧剧本旁白(Aside)/介绍（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQin,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.

ActionI

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(画外音：It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!（面对观众）I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?

阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming.

太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!

阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作杀状）

太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?

阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMochou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.

太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?

阿三：Yes.

ActionII

（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）

荆轲AreyouLimochou?

李莫愁Yes.

荆轲OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.

李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?

荆轲Offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意

李莫愁Comeon!

音乐起

两人冲上前来

“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”

李莫愁倒地

荆轲大笑

李莫愁痛苦状：Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?

荆轲:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou'regonnaget."Igotit,Mommaisright.

荆轲再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：Howareyou?

荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?

太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?

荆柯：Sure!

太子丹：Howareyou?

荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?

太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!

太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!（毕恭毕敬）MayIhaveyournamecard,please?

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：

Tobeornottobe,that'saquestion.

阿三：Hero，weneedyourhelp.

荆柯：Iambusynow!

太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney.

荆柯：Iamverybusynow!

阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?

荆柯：Iamveryverybusynow!

阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状):Look!Sheisthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.IfyousayO.K.,sheisyours.

荆柯（流口水）：Ihavetosaysheisaverysexyandbeautifulgirl,butTCMismyonlylove!

阿三：What?What’stheTCM?

荆柯;Hey,guy!Youlooksosmartbutwhydidn’tyouknowTCM?Anyofthemcangiveyoutheanswer.

阿三：Excuseme?What’stheTCM?

观众甲：TCM-TraditionalChineseMM.

太子丹：Imustshowyouthetrumpcard.Ladiesandgentlemen,thisisLiptonSlimmingtea.ItisabrandnewproductofUnileverChina.

荆柯（激动）：Slimmingtea!Ihavedreamedofitforthousandsoftimes.MywifealwaysthreatenstoleavemeifIcouldn’treducemyweight.

阿三：Youwant?Speakupifyouwant!Whydoyoukeepsilent?Whyareyoulookingatme?Althoughyoureyesarefullofsincerity,I’mveryglad,youstillhavetospeakup.Takeit!Doyoureallylike?Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……

（《Nomatter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）

荆柯(诚恳状)JusttellmewhatshouldIdo?Iwilldoanythingforyou.

太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!

ActionШ

（《大话西游》主题曲响起）

荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.

阿三：Hero,wehavealreadyreachedYishuiRiver.

荆珂：Juststophere,please.Farewell,myfriends

太子丹：Iwillmissyou,baby.

（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）

荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling,Iloveyou.

妻子：Iloveyou!Youmeanmoretomethananythinginthiswholeworld!（《肖申克的救赎》）

荆珂(流泪)：Iloveyoumore.Inspiteofyouandmeandthewholesillyworldgoingtopiecesaroundus,Iloveyou.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)

妻子：Well.Beaman,justdoit!Iwillberightherewaitingforyou.

荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!Ymisemenow,andneverletgoofthatpromise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.

妻子:"Ipromise."

荆轲:"Neverletgo.“

妻子:"Ipromise.Iwillneverletgo,Jack.I'llneverletgo."

（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）

妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，

荆珂上船，渐渐远去

妻子：It’sagooddaytodie.Nevercomeback.Never……Never……

妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)：Thankyouverymuch.AssoonasIgetthelifeassurance$1000,000,Iwilltransferhalfofit,$500,000toyouraccount.

阿三：Okayokay!

旁白：ThenJingkewassenttoQinandfinallykilledbyYingzheng.英语幽默情景短剧ABeautifulTrap英语话剧剧本

两位女大学生出去找兼职，却被欺骗。

Cast

Gwen:Seniorhighschoolstudent

Rita:Mom/CustomerA

Fanny:Waitress

Ivy:Gwen’sfriend

David:Father/CustomerB

Willie:Boss

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------SCENEI

FatherandMotherareathome.Gwenjustgetshome.

Gwen:I’mhome,Mom,Dad.

Mom:How’syourday,Gwen?

Gwen:Notbad.I’mtiredoftakingbusestoschooleveryday.

Father:Why?

Gwen:Thebusissocrowdedeverymorning.

Mom:Idon’tunderstand.What’syourpoint?

Gwen:Iwanttobuyamotorcycle-aHarley.

Father:What!!Harley!Areyouinsane?

Mom:(tofather)Calmdown.(toGwen)Iunderstandyoursituation.Iwouldagreeifyouwanttobuyanormalmotorcycle,butHarley!Forgetit.

Gwen:ButIwantitsomuch.I’vealwayswantedone.

Father:OK.Icancontributesomeforthemotorcycle,butyouhavetopaytherestyourself.

Mom:Iagreewithyourdad.

Gwen:Oh!Yes!Areyousure?ButIdon’thaveanymoneytopayforit!

Father:YoucanuseyourNewYears’RedEnvelopemoneyorfindapart-timejob.

Gwen:Hey,itsoundslikeagreatideatogetapart-timejob.

Mom:Youhavetokeepyoureyesopenwhenyoulookforapart-timejob.

Gwen:Don’tworry.I’llbecareful.

Father:Icangiveyousomeadviceandexperience.WhenIwasateenager,Iusedtoworkasaporter.Itwasverytough,butIlearnedhowtoberesponsibleandhowtousetime.Sowillyou.(changeoftone)I

rememberIalmostlostmylifeoneday.

Gwen:Thanks,Dad.IthinkIcanhandleit.I’llbecareful.

SCENEII

Gwen:Ivy,Iwanttofindapart-timejob.Areyouinterestedingettingoneforyourself,too?

Ivy:Itsoundsgreat!IcansearchontheInternetforjobopportunities.

Gwen:ThenIcanlookattheadsinthenewspaper.

(After2to3minutes)

Gwen:Look!Here’ssomethinginteresting.Itlooksgood.

Ivy:Letmesee...let’smakeaphonecalltoseewhatthejobisabout.

(Phonerings.GwenandIvyarecallingthe“INeedYou”Company.)

Boss:Thisis“INeedYou”company!MayIhelpyou?

Ivy:Ineedapart-timejob,andIsawyouradsinthenewspaper,so…

Boss:Isee!CouldyoucometoourcompanythisWednesdayafternoon?

Ivy:What?

Boss:Oh!We’dliketointerviewyoupersonally.

Ivy:Isitalrightifmyfriendcomesalong?

Boss:Noproblem.Youandyourfriendcancometogether.

Ivy:Thankyou.Bye.

Boss:You’rewelcome.Seeyou!(hangsup.)

Gwen:Whatdidhesay?

Ivy:HesaidwecanhaveinterviewsthisWednesdayafternoon.

Gwen:Great!Let’sdoit.Wecanmeetthere.

Ivy:I’malittlebitnervous.

Gwen:It’llbefine.Don’tworry.

SCENEIII

(Wednesdayafternoon,GwenandIvyareatthe“INeedYou”Company.Theyenterthecompany.)

Boss:Hi,nicetomeetyou!Haveaseat!Takeiteasy.O.K.!First,doyouhaveanyworkexperience?

Gwen:No.

Ivy:Me,either.

Boss:That’sO.K.You’rejustwhatourcompanyneeds.Youcanlearnonthejob.Second,doyouhaveanytalents?Likedancingorsinging?

Ivy:Well….

Gwen:Ilovesinging.MyfriendsaysIsingwell.

Boss:Verygood!

Ivy:MayIaskwhatthisjobisabout?Whatdoyouwantustodo?

Boss:It’seasy.Youjustneedtosingandchatwithcustomers.Theymightgiveyousomeextratipsiftheylikeyou.

Gwen:Oh!Itsoundsgreat!Icangetalotofmoney!I’lltakethisjob!Whatdoyouthink,Ivy?

Ivy:Umm...butI’mnotgoodatsingingordancing.

Boss:It’sO.K.!Fanny…

Fanny:Yes.

Boss:Shecanteachyouhowtodothisjobwell.It’snothard.

Gwen:Howaboutthesalary?

Boss:Ha,ha!Astothesalary,Iwon’tdisappointyou.Ipromiseyou’llbearichgirlinafewdays.(showsacunningsmile)

Ivy:Idon’tthinkIcandoit.Itsoundsfishytome.Ithinkweshouldaskmoreaboutwhatexactlywehavetodo.

Gwen:Comeon!Takeiteasy.It’sagoodopportunity.We’llmakealotofmoney.Justthinkaboutthemoney!

Ivy:No,I’msorry.Iguessthejobisnotforme.

Gwen:Allright!Suityourself.

Ivy:Goodluck.Bye.(exits)

Fanny:Hi.Hmm…(looksatGwenfromheadtotoes)IthinkI’llchangethewayyoulook,O.K.?(ShestartstochangeGwen’shairstyleandherclothesandshoes;shealsoputsmake-uponGwen)

SCENEIV

(Gwen’sfirstdayofworkatabar)

CustomerA:Wow,Fanny!Lookatthatgirl!Whatacutegirl!

CustomerB:I’veneverseenherbefore.Whoisshe?

Fanny:ThisisGwen.It’sherfirstdayhere.

Gwen:Hi.(Sheappearsshyanduneasy.)

CustomerA:Comesitbesideme.

CustomerB:Dancewithme.(TheybothdragGwen’arms.)

Gwen:Umm…What’sthisallabout?What’sgoingon?(Gwenstartstocryandturnstorunaway.)

Fanny:Wait,wait!Stopit!Comeback!Hey,whatareyoudoing?

Gwen:Thatmantouchedmybutt.

Fanny:Sowhat?It’snobigdeal.Takeiteasy.Nomatterwhattheydotoyou,youshouldalwaysshowrespecttothemandobeythem.

Gwen:(Sobs)Oh!ThejobissodifferentfromwhatIhavethought.Ican’tdoit!Ican’tstandit!Iwanttoquit!

SCENEV

AtGwen’shome

Gwen:Ican’tbelievethis.Darn!HowstupidIwas.It‘sdisgusting.(Gwen’sstillcrying.)

Mom:What’swrongwithyou,honey?

Gwen:It’sterrible.Idon’tknowhowtotellyou.

Father:What’stheproblem?Tellus.

Gwen:Igotapart-timejobtheotherday.Andtodaywasmyfirstdayofwork.Ithoughttheyjustwantmetobeaperformer,singingsomesongsanddancingforotherpeople.Butthecustomersthereharassedme.Theywereevil.Theytouchedmeanditmademefeelawful.Icouldn’tdoit,soIranaway.

Mom:What?Whydidyouchoosethiskindofjobs?Areyoublind?Areyouthatstupid?

Father:Calmdown,bothofyou!Youhavetorememberthisexperience.Youshouldbecarefulwhenyouchooseajob.Didn’tItellyouthat?

Mom:Ifyouhavetroublesfindingajob,we’llhelpyoulookforonefromtheInternetornewspapers.

Father:It’sO.K.now.Stopit.

Gwen:Thankyousomuch,MomandDad.Iloveyou.

Mom:Weloveyou,too,honey.J别摸我英语话剧剧本Don'tTouchMe!Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky....人物

Allen

Jim

Kuki

Fenix

Vicky

Lisa--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cast

1.Vicky︰awaitressatMonday’srestaurant.Sheisahardworkinggirl.

2.Lisa︰anotherwaitressatMonday’srestaurant.Sheisakindandnaivegirl.

3.Fenix︰oneofcustomers.He’saveryill-naturedcustomer.

4.AllenandTim︰customersatMonday’srestaurant.They’regoodanddecentmen.

5.Kuki︰thebossoftherestaurant.SceneI

(Oneafternoon,therearemanycustomersattheMonday’srestaurant.)

VickyandLisatalkandgotothekitchen,andthentheboss,kuki,comesin,too.

Kuki:Hey,therearemanycustomerstoday.Girls,workhard.Remember,Godgivesallthingstoindustry.

Lisa:Yeah.Iknow.

Vicky:Wewilldoourbest.

Thedooropensnow.Twomencomein.

Kukimovestothedoor.

Kuki:MayIhelpyou,sir?Twopeople?Comewithme,Iwilltakeyoutothetable.

Allen:Yes,pleases.

Tim:I’mstarving.IhopeIcaneatthebestfoodinthisrestaurantrightnow.

Kuki:(laughing)Justamoment.

Twomenwalkintherestaurant.Lisawalkstowardthem.

Vicky:Thisisthemenu,sirs.

Allen＆Tim:Thankyou.

Afterafewminutes.LisaandVickywalktothekitchen.

Lisa:Hey,Vicky.Idon’tlikethatcustomer.See,thatmansitsnearthedoor.

Vicky:Why?Doeshemakeanytroublesforyou?

Lisa:Idon’tknow.Ifeel…….Oh,Ijustdon’tlikethewayhelooksatme.SceneIIVickydeliversadishtothetablewhereAllenandTimsit.

Vicky:(talkstoherself)Lisaisright.Thewaythatmanlooksatmemakesmeuncomfortable.

VickydeliversadishagaintoFenix’stable.

Vicky:Hereisyourmeal,sir.Enjoyit,please.

Vickyturnstothekitchen.Atthismoment,Fenixtouchesherback!

Vicky:Wow~~~~(shescreams.)

Kuki:(runstoVicky)whathappened?

Vicky:He,he……Hetouchedme!

Fenix:No!!Ididn’t.

Lisa:Youlie!!Iseeyoudidthat.WhatIsayisanabsolutetruth.

Othercustomersgatheraroundthemtoseewhatishappening.

Kuki:Well,seeingisbelieving,sir……

Fenix:Ifeelhumiliated.So,boss.Youmustsolvethisproblem.LookatyourWaitress.Theyaresuchtrickywomen.

Kuki:But,theysayyoudidit……….Sir,Ithink…….

Fenix:What?YoumeanIamapervert?Oh………Isthisthewayyouserveyourcustomers?Youmustgivemeanexplanationtoday!Maybegivingmesomemoneywillmakemeforgetit.

Lisa:Youareashamelesscheater,liar.

Theargumentcontinues.SceneIIIAllenandTimareangryforwhattheysaw.

Allen:Iwon’ttolerateyourbehavioranymore.

Tim:That’sright.Comeon,sir.It’syourfault.Weallknowthat.

Fenix:Hmn?Youthinkso?ButIdon’tthinkso.Imean,ifthebossandthewaitressesmakeanapologytome,Imightleaveearly.OrIwillstayandmakesurethatnoothercustomerswalkinsidetherestaurant.Kuki:Oh……Don’tdothat,please.Sir,youhavetoknowitwon’tdoyouanygood.

Fenix:Yeah……itwon’tdomeanygoodunlessyoupaymesomemoneyforthehumiliationyouhavecausedme.Youhavedisgracedme.

Tim:Suchaliar,Ican’tbelieveit!!

Fenix:Mindyourownbusiness.

Allen:(Takesouthisbadge.)See.

Fenix:Uh……

Allen:I’mapoliceofficer.MaybeyouknowwhatI’lldowithyou.

Fenixturnstothedoorquickly.

EverybodyintherestaurantallclapsandcheersforAllen.

Lisa:Thereisveryfewgoodpeopleinoursociety.Manybadpeoplebully

theweakandfearthestrong.

Tim:Yeah…….buttrustme,justicewillwin.

Kuki:Wearesoluckyyouarehere.Thankyouverymuch.

Allen:Youarewelcome.It’sjustmyduty.臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本

AStoryaboutLoveandStinkyFeet超级搞笑，哈哈哈

从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。

有一天她来到"香国"。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。

有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。

最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。

最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。

人物

Ada:Littlegirl

Candy:Queen

Evander:King

Evelyn

Joel:Prince

Rita:Singer/Woman

Yilina:Witch

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Summary

Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeherfeet.

Andonedayshefliedto“FragranceCountry”.Shefoundeveryonetherehadapairoffragrantfeet.Andtheprincehadthemostfragrantpairoffeet.Theprincetookanapandsnoredunderthetree.Atthattime,thewitchexchangedherownstinkyfeetwiththeprince’sfragrantfeet.

Therewasaprincesswhocouldn’tsleepin“BeautyCountry”.Althoughthekingandthequeentriedmanymethods,shestillcouldn’tsleep.Thekingandthequeenwereveryworriedabouttheirdaughter.Andthen,theydiscoveredaperfectmethodfortheprincesstofallasleep:Whenevertheprincesscouldn’tsleep,sheonlyhadtosmelltheprince’sstinkyfeet,andthenshewouldsleepverywell.Intheend,theprinceandtheprincesslivedhappilytogether.

SCENEI

(Oneafternoon,agirl,Ada,isreadingabook)

Ada:Oh~whataninterestingstory!Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theysmeltworsethanstinkytofu.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeherfeet.

Ada:Andonedayshefliedto“Fragrancecountry”.Shefoundeveryonetherehadapairoffragrantfeet.Andtheprincehadthemostfragrantpairoffeet.Theprincetookanapandsnoredunderthetree.

Witch:（screamingandlaughinganddancing）I’mthemostperfectwitchwhohasbothbeautyandintelligence.Moreandmorepeoplefallformy…my…feet!Ohno,myfeet!I’msuchacharmingwitc