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DesperateHousewivesPreviouslyonDesperateIwanta我们说好的不要孩子Wemadeadeal.NoFileonNoah's...uncoveringWhatarewelookingWhatwas...breakingandBreeisaAverybeautiful,classy记住Remember,theytendtoendupwithnot...andawholelotof苏珊·SinceshewasalittleSusanMayerwantedtobeamotherintheworst好了我去拿奶瓶你真可爱Ok,I'mgonnagetyourbottle.You'resocute,AndfromthefirstshebroughtJuliehomefromtheOh!HowdidSheOh,myDespiteherdesiretodowellbyher...SusansufferedthroughcountlessSo当然Ofcourse,ittookSusanafewyearstothateventhebestofparentsmakemistakesnowandButnowthatJuliewasatenage苏珊开始Susanhadstartedto...therewasnoroomfor茱莉Julie,whatisZachngoutItoldyounottospeakto我没有I'mnot.That'swhyhe'sthrowinggravelatmy好吧Right,that'sit.I'mgonnahandlethisonceandfor扎克你觉得你在Zach,whatdoyouthink梅尔夫人真抱歉Mrs.Mayer,IamsoOnepebblewasn'tworkingsoItriedawholeI'llmakeitupto怎么补偿你能的眼角膜给我How,willyougivemeyour躺下Mom,layIwantedtotalktoShehasn'tbeenreturningmyphone我现在在这了Well,I'mherenow.WhatdoyouComeon,Julie.Ijustwannaseeyou出去走走聊聊或许我们俩先分开冷静一下好吗Maybeitwouldbebetterifwejustcooleditforawhile,Youthrewrocksinhermother'sHow'sthatforaThankyousoI'vebeentryingtobreakupwithhimforFinally,an没错多数时候都是个不太成功的母Yes,Susanhadfailedmanytimesasa你做得很好Youdidgood,Soshetookhervictorieswhereshefound 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