英语搞笑话剧-三顾茅庐

Threevisitstothe主人：葛、葛仆（不、刘、羽张、白（时作脑旁白：visitsthe（中文名三顾茅庐）astoryfromtheChinese——theKindoms.isofintheoriginal.heisanoutstandingmilitarist,politicianthesymboloftheChinese——Liubei,whovisitedthreetimeswantedtoinvitehimtobehismilitaryFinally,ZhuGeliangwasmovedbyLiubei'sincerity,thethreebrothers—GuanyuandtotheKindom.Now，gointothestory.第一幕屋子中，诸亮在屋里走，诸葛亮：，thisclassroomissodirty，不亮扫地，送水（营养线）三兄弟上场关羽（头巾，刘（墨镜张飞（停打嗝）刘：饭后一烟，赛过活仙Acigeratedinnerplaysimportantroleinmy（伸手，张点烟，刘深一口，长舒口气）刘：嗯？没着En?Itdosen’burnon.张飞：凑合吧，老师不抽烟1

Sorrycanonlyhasthis.Wecantsmokeintheclassroom!关羽：此番来，定要邀的卧龙先生WemustinviteGeliang!张飞：必须，老曹太欺人了Certainly,Mr.Caobullytoomuch.三人来到门，石头剪子刘备：Accordingtoour？关羽：OK.张飞：problem.刘备三人进石头剪子布刘备输了，余两人把备推到前面。刘备作出一英勇就义的态上海滩响）刘备作按门状门铃声响。诸葛亮：liang不亮）goopenthedoor.仆人：哼仆人板着个到了门口，了一个甩头动作，并啦呼啦头发然后深呼，放稳，保微笑然后打门，举个躬。仆人：(音a中文意思你好刘备：CanspeakEnglish?关羽（紧着刘备）Canyouspeak张飞（紧着）CanyouspeakJapanese?2

刘备（紧着）Spanish?关羽（紧着）Congolese?张飞（紧着）Egyptian?仆人（紧着）Shutup!Whoareyoupeople?刘备：个’mLiubei.关羽：摆个’Guanyu.张飞：样摆pose，把关羽碰倒I’mSorry.刘备三人赶把仆人扶起。猪不亮：你怎么来的啊Whatdoyouthreetaketohere?张飞：骑马的啊，做骑状Ridingahorse,ofcourse.猪不亮：那们怎么骑马的啊？So,Howdoyouridingahorse?三人面面相，猪不亮关刘备突然明了”张飞关羽耸都没带钱，台第二幕三兄弟上台张飞关羽手礼品关羽猥琐的:这次应该以了吧，次也怨我3

Ithinkwe’manageitthistime.张飞啥啊如果你是拉着我老子一子吼死他做咆哮状老虎声音）What?Ifyoudon’pullme,Iwillkillhimwithmystrong刘备：行了行了，我们干啥来了稍息。立张飞关羽照做Stop,stop,Whatarewedoinghere?Atease!Attention!刘备：都给机灵点（张关羽点头答）Youthree!Becleverthis屋子中……（英文歌诸葛亮和猪亮正喝酒猪不亮哼英语歌他两个喝醉了）诸葛亮：GOD上天为什么这惩罚我MyGod!!dopunish猪不亮：老别难过，班杨超不也没吗Don’besad,myboss.AsIknow,ourmonitor’passtheexamination.诸葛亮：我四级考试啊开始哭．What？ourmonitor’passtheexamination？ButEnglishcetband4also·（换背景音，不亮跟着，门响猪不亮醉醺的摇摇晃4

晃去开门）猪不亮：谁Who’this?张飞：收水的Icometochargebillofelectricity（开门，三一脸嬉笑）刘备：我们来了，麻烦弟通报一下Wearehereagain,bothertonoticeyourboss.（猪不亮四环顾，把礼接过来了）（屋子里传悲伤的气息张飞和关羽眼泪）张飞：怎么然一阵感伤上心头（自自语）Ijustsomefeelingsorrowinmyheart..关羽：请问龙先生在家，我们想见下（SEEIsMrZhuhome?haveatalkwith猪不亮：吟，见与不见。（

你，者见’sdoesn’tmatterifyouseemeornot我在里amstandingrightthere不不noemotion你，者念’sdoesn’tmatterifyoumissmenot情在里feelingisright不不5

itisn’tgoinganywhere你或不我’sdoesn’tmatter（猪不亮转关门，站不）刘：！张飞：是不家里死人了下次再来吧I’afraidimportantofhimdiedhere.Let’go.Maybeweshouldcomenexttime.关羽：希望的不是诸葛Oh,IwishGeliangdoes’die…（关羽，刘打张飞，下第三幕（诸葛亮和不亮玩三国，背景音乐术语）（诸葛亮又了）猪不亮：老你真Youaretheman!诸葛亮：那你不想想是干什么，我算过了年就找刘备，找份工Hum！apieceofcake.AndIIshouldgotoLiuBei’corporationafterSpring猪不亮：你去刘备那里？6

What?Yousaidyouwannatogoto’company?诸葛亮：嗯那里用不着语En...That’agoodplaceinwhichIneednotspeakEnglish.猪不亮：前天他来过了让我赶跑了But...uh,Idrovehimawayafewdaysago.门铃响。猪不亮：说就来了Speakofthedevilheappear.（三兄弟，跨步的走进，诸葛亮一到很激动诸葛亮：大，想死我了拥抱）你带走吧Boss!Iforyousomuch,pleasehelpme!刘备镇定镇定，既兄弟这么看起我，咱们就一大干一场吧Becalm.youtrustso’sgodo（出发）诸葛亮：大等等，那那，一月少钱啊Wait,w