大学英语演讲稿幽默5篇

第第页大学英语演讲稿幽默5篇大学英语演讲稿幽默(1)Goodafternoon，ladiesandgentlemen!I’mveryhonoredtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech!Tobeginwith，Iwanttoaskaquestioneverybodydreamagooddreamlastnight?Actually，todayIwanttotalkaboutdreamwithyou.Ofcourse，WhatIwanttotalkisnotadreamyouhavelastnight，butadream——aboutlife.Everyonehasdreamsaboutlife，differentdreamsatdifferentlifestage，andweneeddreamstosupportus.Dreamsarelikethestarsweneverreachinthesky，butlikemostmariners(水手)，wecanchartourcoursebythem.Withthedream，wehaveadirection，withadirection，wewerenolongerthedream，thereishope，Withhope，wehavethestrengthtofight.Ihaveadream：Tobeadoctor.，becausedoctormayrelievethepainofpatients.Mayletthehumanchangethehealth.Atthesametime，Ibelievedthat，thosewhohelpothersmaybeabletoobtainjoyfully.Therefore，Ihopedinthenearfuture，Imightbeadoctor.ButIknow，lifeistough，andtherearealwaysupsanddowns，maybewefailinthewaytoouraims，andwemayfeeldepressed，wheneveratthistime，thedreaminourheartcanalwayscomfortus，encourageus，andsupportustomoveahead.Young!Fortunately，Iamyoungnow.Justduetoit，Iknowthatnothingisimpossible.Ifirmlybelievethatnothingcanstandinmyway.IfIcantrealizemydream，itresultfromthatIhaventworkharderenoughandIwontfindotherexcuses.Ifnopeoplebelieveyou，youcanmakeittoprovethatyouareright.Ifyouthinkthegodhaventblessedyouandthereisnotruthhere，youcanbecomethegodandcreatethetruth.Mybreathswallowstheskyandmaketheyellowriveroverflow，myswordisfamousinKyushuanditcancollapsethefivesacredmountains.AtsometimeinthepastIalsohadambitiouswordsandIhadsomeachievements.Eachachievementresultsfrommyhardwork.IalwaysbelievethatIfyouwanttohavemoreachievementsthanothers，youmustworkharder.Insomeextent，thedreamisthehope.Ifyoucaninsistondoingsomething，thevictorywillcome.Holdfasttodreams，forifdreamsdie，lifeisabroken-wingedbirdthatcannotfly.Holdfasttodreams，forwhendreamsgo，lifeisabarrenfieldfrozenwithsnow.Somydearfriends，thinkofyouroldandmaybedeaddreams.Whateveritis，pickitupandmakeitalivefromtoday.Letsmoveout!Thankyouforyourlistening!大学英语演讲稿幽默(2)Someonesaid“wearereadingthefirstverseofthefirstchapterofabook，whosepagesareinfinite”.Idon’tknowwhowrotethesewords，butI’vealwayslikedthemasareminderthatthefuturecanbeanythingwewantittobe.Weareallinthepositionofthefarmers.Ifweplantagoodseed，wereapagoodharvest.Ifweplantnothingatall，weharvestnothingatall.Weareyoung.“Howtospendtheyouth?”Itisameaningfulquestion.Toanswerit，firstIhavetoask“whatdoyouunderstandbythewordyouth?”Youthisnotatimeoflife，it’sastateofmind.It’snotamatterofrosycheeks，redlipsorsuppleknees.It’sthematterofthewill.It’sthefreshnessofthedeepspringoflife.Apoetsaid“Toseeaworldinagrainofsand，andaheaveninawildflower，holdinfinityinthepalmofyourhand，andeternityinanhour.Severaldaysago，Ihadachancetolistentoalecture.Ilearntalotthere.I’dliketoshareitwithallofyou.Let’sshowourrightpalms.Wecanseethreelinesthatshowhowourerandlifeis.Ihaveashortlineoflife.Whataboutyours?Iwonderedwhetherwecouldseeourfutureinthisway.Well，let’smakeafist.Whereisourfuture?Whereisourlove，career，andlife?Tell，itisinourhands.Itisheldinourselves.Weallwantthefuturetobebetterthanthepast.Butthefuturecangobetteritself.Don’tcrybecauseitisover，smilebecauseithappened.Fromthepast，we’velearntthatthelifeistough，butwearetougher.We’velearntthatwecan’tchoosehowwefeel，butwecanchoosewhataboutit.Failuredoesn’tmeanyoudon’thaveit，itdoesmeanyoushoulddoitinadifferentway.Failuredoesn’tmeanyoushouldgiveup，itdoesmeanyoumusttryharder.AswhatIsaidatthebeginning，“wearereadingthefirstverseofthefirstchapterofabook，whosepagesareinfinite”.Thepasthasgone.Nothingwedowillchangeit.Butthefutureisinfrontofus.Believethatwhatwegivetotheworld，theworldwillgivetous.Andfromtodayon，let’sbetheownersofourselves，andspeakout“Wearetheworld，wearethefuture.”大学英语演讲稿幽默(3)Goodafternoon，ladiesandgentlemen!I’mveryhonoredtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech!mytopicisOpportunitiesandChallenges.First，Iwouldliketoknow，whatdoesyourdestinyofferyou?Happiness，wisdom，astrongbodyorsomethingelse.IfIhadaskedthisquestiontopresidentNixon，hewouldprobablyhadsaid，”Ourdestinyoffersnotthecupofdespair，butthechaliceofopportunity.”Needlesstosay.Tillnow，wehaveusedtwoseventhsofthepreparationtime.Howmuchchangeshaveyouseen?Newroads，newsubwaylines，public-exercisingequipmentswithbeautifulcolors，largeblocksofgrassfields，andalsolotsofmoderngymswhichareunderconstruction.Otherthanthose，thereareevenmoregoodeffectsbroughttousbytheOlympicGamesthatcannotbeseendirectly.Forexample，moreandmorepeoplewillgettoknowChina.I’msurethemysteriousChineseculturewillattractthemstrongly.Andthegameswillalsodogoodtotheeconomyandenvironment，foritisgainingtheattentionofforeigninvestorsandtheawarenessofenvironmentalprotectionisbeingstrengthened.Whatismore，OlympicGamesgiveauniqueopportunitytoinspireandeducateanewgenerationofChineseyouthwiththeOlympicvaluesandtheOlympicspirit.Nowthatwehaveseensomanyadvances，couldyouevenimagineuslosingtheholdingrights?I’vealreadysaidalotabouttheOlympicsandChina.ButIthinkeveryoneshouldusesometimetothinkofthisquestion，”DoestheOlympicGameshaveanyspecialmeaningtoyou?”Forus，ImeantheChineseyouth.Becausewhatwearewaitingforistodosomethingsignificantasrepayingthelovegiventoussocietyisjustlikeaship，andinourdreamsthecaptainiswavinghishandandsaying”Hey!Comehereandtakethehelm!”Howcharminghisvoiceis，butwehaveneverheardofitinourtruelife.Thismorning，however，whenwewakeup，wewillseetheOlympicGameswavingitshand.Afterchewing，mostofuswillhaveatleastoneplanaboutwhattodofortheOlympicGames.Andmineistobea“comforter”thatissomeonewhowillgivecomforttoothers.Attheendofmyspeech，Ihopeallthepreparationwillgowell，andeveryonewillshowtheirabilitytotheworld.Letusseizeopportunitiesandgiveabigsmiletochallenges.大学英语演讲稿幽默(4)Man’slifeisaprocessofgrowingup，actuallyI’mstandinghereisagrowth.Ifaperson’slifemustconstitutedbyvariouschoices，thenIgrowupalongwiththesechoices.OnceIhopeIcanstudyinacollegeinfuture，howeverthat’spassed，asyouknowIcomehere，nowIwonderwhatthefutureholdsfor(=whatwillhappento)me.??WhenIcometothisschool，Itoldtomyself：thismynearfuture，allstartshere.FollowingIwilllearntobecomeaman，aintegratedman，whohasafinebody，cantakeonimportanttask，hasindependentthought，anopenmind，intensivethought，hastheabilitytojudgerightandwrong，hasaperfectjob.??Oncemyteachersaid：”youarenotsewing，youarestylist;neverforgetwhichyoushouldlayouttopeopleisyourthought，notcraft.”Iwillputmypersonalitywithmyinterestandabilityintomystudy，duringtheseprocessIwillcombinelearningwithdoing.IfIcanachievethis“future”，IthinkthatIreallygrowup.AndIdeeplybelievekindred，good-fellowshipandlovewillperfectionandhappyinthefuture.??Howtosayfuture?Maybeit’sanicewish.Letsmakeupourminds，sticktoitandsurelywellenjoyourlife.大学英语演讲稿幽默(5)FirstIwanttoaskyousomequestions：1、Doyouknowwhatisyouth?2、Howdoyoumasteryouryouth?YouthYouthisnotatimeoflife，itisastateofmind;itisnotrosycheeks，redlipsandsuppleknees，itisamatteroftheemotions：itisthefreshness;itisthefreshnessofthedeepspringsoflife.Youthmeansatemperamentalpredominanceofcourageovertimidityoftheappetite，foradventureovert