说明分析讲稿102 the one with sonogram at end

102TheOneWiththeSonogramatthe[SceneCentralPerk,everyone'sMonica:Whatyouguysdon'tunderstandis,forus,kissingisasimportantasanypartofit.Joey:Yeah, Phoebe:Oh,Rachel:EverythingyouneedtoknowisinthatfirstMonica: Chandler:Yeah,Ithinkforus,kissingisprettymuchlikeanopeningact,y'know?Imeanit'slikethestand-upcomedianyouhavetositthroughbeforePinkFloydcomesout.Ross:Yeah,and-andit'snotthatwedon'tlikethecomedian,it'sthat-thatnotwhyweboughttheChandler:Theproblemis,though,aftertheconcert'sover,nomatterhowgreattheshowwas,yougirlsarealwayslookingforthecomedianagain,y'know?Imean,we'reinthecar,we'refightingtrafficbasicallyjusttryingtostayawake.Rachel:Yeah,well,wordofadvice:Bringbackthecomedian.Otherwisenexttimeyou'regonnafindyourselfsittingathome,listeningtothatalbumalone.Joey:(pause)....ArewestilltalkingaboutOpening[Scene:MuseumofPrehistoricHistory,Rossandaco-worker(Marsha)aresettingupanexhibitwhichincludessomemannequinsofcavepeople.]Ross:No,it'sgood,itisgood,it'sjustthat-mm-doesn'tsheseemalittleMarsha:Well,shehasRoss:DoesMarsha:He'soutbangingotherwomenovertheheadwithaclub,whileshesitsathometryingtogetthemastodonsmelloutofthecarpet!Ross:Marsha,thesearecavepeople.Okay?Theyhaveissueslike'Gee,thatglacier'sgettingkindaclose.'See?Marsha:Speakingofissues,isn'tthatyourex-(Carol,Ross'sex-wife,hasenteredbehindthemandisstandingoutstidetheRoss:(tryingtoignoreher)No.Marsha:Yes,itis.Carol!Ross:Okay,okay,yes,itis.(waves)HowaboutI'll,uh,catchupwithyouintheIceAge.(MarshaextisandRosswavesCarolintotheexhibit.)Carol:Ross:Youlookgreat.I, IhateCarol:Sorry.YoulookgoodRoss:Ah,well,inhere,anyonewho...standserect...Sowhat'snew?Still,Carol:ARoss:Well...youneverknow.How's,um..how'stheCarol:Marty'sstilltotallyparanoid.Oh,and,Ross:Why-whyareyouhere,Carol:I'mRoss:[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaare Chandler:Oh,IthinkthisistheepisodeofThree's wherethere'ssomekindofmisunderstanding. ThenI'vealreadyseenthisone!(TurnsofftheMonica:(takingadrinkfromJoey)AreyouthroughwithJoey:Yeah,sorry,theswallowingslowedmeMonica:WhoselittleballofpaperisChandler:Oh,uh,thatwouldbemine.See,Iwroteanotetomyself,andthenIrealisedIdidn'tneedit,soIballeditupand...(seesthatMonicaisglaringathim)nowIwishIwasdead.(Monicastartstofluffa

102 问题出于演会结后论表有多采， 还想看脱秀们在上奋力出车，只拼命自己睡着是哦?你一建议叫脱秀 再度上场，则下， 只能家里唱片我们还谈论吗? Phoebe:She'salreadyfluffedthatpillow...Monica,youknow,you'vealreadyfluffedthat-(Monicaglaresather.)-but,it'sfine!Monica:Look,I'msorry,guys,Ijustdon'twannagivethemanymoreammunitionthantheyalreadyhave.Chandler:Yes,andweallknowhowcruelaparentcanbeabouttheflatnessofachild'spillow.Phoebe:Monica-Hi!Um,Monica,you'rescaringme.Imean,you'relike,you'relikeallchaoticandtwirly.Andnot-notinagoodway.Joey:Yeah,calmdown.Youdon'tseeRossgettingallchaoticandtwirlyeverytimetheycome.Monica:That'sbecauseasfarasmyparentsareconcerned,Rosscandonowrong.Y'see,he'sthePrince.ApparentlytheyhadsomebigceremonybeforeIwasborn.Chandler:(lookingoutthewindow)Ew,ew,ew,ewewewewMonica:Chandler:UglyNakedGuygotaAll:(RachelentersfromherRachel:HasanybodyseenmyengagementPhoebe:Yeah,it'sRachel:OhGod,ohGod,ohGodohGodohGodoh (StartstolookthecouchPhoebe:No,look,don'ttouchRachel:Oh,likeIwasn'tdreadingtomorrowenough,havingtogiveitbacktohim...'HiBarry!Rememberme?I'mthegirlintheveilwhostompedonyourheartinfrontofyourentirefamily!'OhGodandnowI'mgonnahavetoreturnthering,withoutthering,whichmakesitsomuchharder...Monica:EasyRach,we'llfindit.(Toall)Won'twe!ChandlerandJoey:Oh!Yeah!Joey:Alright,when'd'yahaveitonPhoebe:Doy!ProbablyrightbeforeshelostChandler:Youdon'tgetalotof'doy'theseRachel:IknowIhaditthismorning,andIknowIhaditwhenIwasinthekitchenwith... Rachel:(looksatthelasagneandrealizessomething)Ohhhhh,don'tbeMonica:YouRachel:Oh,IamMonica:Igaveyouonejob!(Startstoexaminthelasagnethroughthebottomoftheglasspan.)Rachel:Oh,butlookhowstraightthosenoodlesChandler:Now,Monica,youknowthat'snothowyoulookforanengagementringinalasagne...Monica:(putsdownthelasagne)I can'tdoChandler:Boys?We'regoing(Chandler,Joey,andPhoebestarttopickthroughthelasagneasthere'saknockonthedoorwhichMonicaanswers.)Ross:(standingoutsidethe Monica:Wow.ThatisnotahappyRoss:Carol'sPhoebe:(whileeveryoneelseisstunned)Ooh!IfoundMonica:W-w-wh-...wha-...w-w-w-Ross:Yeah.Dothatforanothertwohours,youmightbewhereIamrightaboutnow.(Heenters.)Chandler:Kindaputsthatwholepillowthing ,huh,Rachel:Wellnow,how-howdoyoufitintothiswholeRoss:Well,CarolsayssheandSusanwantmetobeinvolved,butifI'mnotcomfortablewithit,Idon'thavetobeinvolvedbasicallyit'sentirelyuptome.Phoebe:Sheissogreat!ImissMonica:Whatdoesshemeanby

仪式。什么?男有个”器 Chandler:Imeanpresumably,thebiggestpartofyourjobisRoss:Anyway,theywantmetogodowntothis-sonogramthingwiththemRachel:SowhatareyougonnaRoss:Ihavenoidea.NomatterwhatIdo,though,I'mstillgonnabeafather.(Joeystartstoeattherestofthelasagneandeveryoneturnsandstaresathim.) Well,thisisstillruined,right?[Scene,MonicaandRachel's,MonicaandRossarepouringwinefortheirMrs.Geller:Oh,MarthaLudwin'sdaughterisgonnacallyou.(Tastesasnack)Mmm!What'sthatcurrytaste?Monica:Mrs.Geller:Ross:I-Ithinkthey'regreat!I,IreallyMr.Geller:(ToRoss)DoyouremembertheLudwins?Thebigonehadathingforyou,didn'tshe?Mrs.Geller:TheyallhadathingforRoss:Aw,Monica:I'msorry,whyisthisgirlgoingtocallMrs.Geller:Oh,shejustgraduated,andshewantstobesomethingincooking,orfood,or Idon'tknow.Anyway,Itoldheryouhadarestaurant-Monica:NoMom,Idon'thavearestaurant,IworkinaMrs.Geller:Well,theydon'thavetoknow (ShestartstofluffthepillowMonicafluffedmultipletimesMonica:Ross,couldyoucomeandhelpmewiththespaghetti,Ross:Yeah.(TheygototheMrs.Geller:Oh,we'rehavingspaghetti! 不要这样, 给我Monica:Iknowthisisgoingtosoundunbelievablyselfish,but,wereyounningonbringingupthewholebaby/lesbianthing?BecauseIthinkitmighttakesomeoftheheatoffme.[TimeLapse,everyoneisnowMrs.Geller:WhatthatRacheldidtoher Weranintoherparentsatclub,theywerenotyingveryMr.Geller:I'mnotgonnalyouwhattheyspentonthat butthousanddollarsisalotofMrs.Geller:Well,atleastshehadthechancetoleaveamanattheMonica:What'sthatsupposedtomean?Mrs.Geller:Nothing!It'sanexpression.Monica:Noit'snot.Mr.Geller:Don'tlistentoyourmother.You'reindependent,andyoualwayshavebeen!Evenwhenyouwerea andyouwerechubby,andyouhadfriends,youwerejustfine!Andyouwouldreadaloneinyourroom,andyour[TimeMr.Geller:Look,therearepeoplelikeRosswhoneedtoshootforthestars,withhismuseum,andhispapersgettingpublished.Otherpeoplearesatisfiedwithstayingwheretheyare-I'mlingyou,thesearethepeoplewhonevergetcancer.[TimeLapse.]Mr.Geller:...AndIreadaboutthesewomentryingtohaveitall,andIthankGod'OurLittleHarmonica'doesn'tseemtohavethatproblem.Monica:(tryingdesperaytochangethesubject)So,Ross,what'sgoingonwithyou?Anystories?(Digsherelbowintohishand.)Nonews,nolittleanecdotestosharewiththefolks?Ross:(pullshishandaway)Okay!Okay.(Tohisparents)Look,I,uh-IrealiseyouguyshavebeenwonderingwhatexactlyhappenedbetweenCarolandme,and,so,well,here'sthedeal.Carol'salesbian.She'slivingwithawomannamedSusan.She'spregnantwithmychild,andsheandSusanaregoingtoraisethe(Stunnedsilence瑞秋到底怎么了?，我们在遇见她父至少她有机会把一个留在教堂里的圣好吧，我知道想了解我和卡萝之间倒底Mrs.Geller:(ToMonica)AndyouknewaboutCommercial[Scene:CentralPark,everyone'sJoey:Yourfolksarereallythatbad,Ross:Well,y'know,thesepeoplearepros.Theyknowwhatthey're ng,theytaketheirtime,theygetthejobdone.Monica:Boy,Iknowtheysayyoucan'tchangeyourparents,...boy,ifyoucould-(ToRoss)-I'dwantyours.Ross:Mustpee.(GoestoPhoebe:Y'know,it'sevenworsewhenyou'reRachel:You'rePhoebe:Yeah.Wedon'tspeak.She'slikethishigh-powered,drivencareerChandler:WhatdoesshePhoebe:She'sa再来个突然Rachel:Allright,youguys,Ikindagottacleanupnow.(TheyallstarttoMonica:Chandler,you'reanonlychild,right?Youdon'thaveanyofthis.Chandler:Well,no,althoughIdidhaveanimaginaryfriend,who...myparentsactuallypreferred.Rachel:Thelights,(Joeyturnsoffthelights,andtheyallleaveasRachelstartstocleanup.Rossentersfromthebathroom.)Ross:...HowlongwasIinRachel:I'mjustcleaningRoss:D'ya..uh..DoyouneedanyRachel:Uh..okay,sure!Thanks!(Shehandshimthebroomandsitsdown.)Ross:Anyway..um..(Startstosweep.)So,you-uh-younervousaboutBarryRachel:Oh..aRoss:Mm-Rachel:ARoss:Rachel:So,gotanyadvice?Y'know,assomeonewho'srecentlybeen-dumped?Ross:Well,youmaywannasteerclearoftheword'dumped'.Chancesarehe'sgonnabethis,thisbrokensofaman,y'know,soyoushouldtrynottolooktooterrific,Iknowit'llbehard.Or,y'know,uh,hey!,I'llgodownthere,andI'llgiveBarrybackhisring,andyoucangowithCarolandSusantotheOB/GYN...Rachel:Oh,you'vegotCaroltomorrow..Whendiditgetsocomplicated?Ross:GotRachel:RememberwhenwewereinhighschoolRoss:Rachel:Imean,didn'tyouthinkyouwerejustgonnameetsomone,fallinlove-andthat'dbeit?(Rossgazesather.)..Ross?Ross:Yes,Rachel:Oh!Man,IneverthoughtI'dbehere..(Sheleansbackontohishand.)Ross:Meeither...(Hepullsupastoolsothathedoesn'thavetomovehishand.)[Scene:Carol'sOB/GYN,Caroliswaiting.]Ross:(entering)SorryI'mlate,Iwasstuckatwork.Therewasthisbigdinosaur..thing..anyway.(Susanentersholdingadrink.)Susan:Hi.Carol:Ross,yourememberRoss:HowcouldISusan:Ross:(theyshakehands)o,Susan.(ToCarol)Goodshake.Goodshake.So,uh,we'rejustwaitingfor...?Carol:Dr.Ross:..Dr.Oberman.Okay.AndisSusan:Ross:-she,ofcourse,she-uh-familiarwithour..special还记得我们在高中时代吗? Carol:Yes,andshe'sveryRoss:Okay,that'sgreat.(SusangivesherdrinktoCarol.)No,I'm-Carol:Ross:(picksupasurgicalinstramentandmimesaduckwithit)Quack,Carol:Ross?Thatopensmycervix.(Hedropsitin[SceneBarry'soffice,Barryisworkingonpatient,Robbie,asRachelRachel:Barry:ComeRachel:(hesitates)AreyouBarry:Yeah!It'sfine,it'sfine.Robbie'sgonnabehereforRobbie:Barry:So,how Rachel:I'm-uh-I'mokay...YoulookBarry:Yeah,Bernice: )Dr.Farber,JasonGreenstein'sBarry:(answeringthe )Berightthere.(ToRobbieandRachel)Bebackinasec.(AsBarryexitsRobbiestaresatRachel:IdumpedRobbie:[Scene:Carol'sOB/GYN,they'retalkingabouthowthisisgoingtoRoss:So,um-sohow'sthis,uh,how'sthisgonnawork?Y'know,withus?Y'know,when,like,importantdecisionshavetobemade?Carol:Givemea'forRoss:Well,uh,uh,Idon'tknow,okay,okay,howaboutwiththe,uh,withthebaby'sname?Carol:Ross:Carol:-ifit'saboy,Minnieifit'saRoss:...AsinCarol:AsinmyRoss:Still,you-yousayMinnie,youhearMouse.Um,howabout,um..howaboutJulia?Carol:Susan:WeagreedonRoss:'S'funny,um,uh,weagreedwe'dspendtherestofourlivestogether.Thingschange,rollwiththepunches.IbelieveJulia'sonthetable..?[Scene:Barry'soffice,Rachelis nghermakeupinthemirroronBarry'slampasBarryenters.]Barry:Sorryaboutthat.So.WhathaveyoubeenupRachel:Oh,notmuch.I-IgotaBarry:Oh,that'sRachel:Whyare-whyareyousoBarry:Oh,I,uh-IwenttoRachel:Ohno.YouwentonourhoneymoonBarry:No.Iwentwith,uh..Now,thismayhurt.Robbie:Me?!Barry:No!(ToRachel)IwentwithMindy.Rachel:Mindy?!Mymaidofhonour,Mindy?!Barry:Yeah,well,uh,we'rekindofathingnow.Rachel:Oh!Well,um..(Grabshisforehand)You'vegotBarry:Careful!Theyhaven'tquitetakenRachel:Andyou'vegotlenses!ButyouhatestickingyourfingerinyourBarry:Notforher.Listen,IreallywantedtothankRachel:Barry:See,aboutamonthago,Iwantedtohurtyou.MorethanI'veeverwantedtohurtanyoneinmylife.AndI'manorthodontist.Rachel:Barry:Youknow,youwereright?Imean,Ithoughtwewerehappy.Weweren'thappy.ButwithMindy,nowI'mhappy.Spit.

和 同? Rachel:Robbie:Me.Rachel:Anyway,um,(Getstheringoutofherpurse.)Iguessthisbelongstoyou.Andthankyouforgivingittome.Barry:Well,thankyouforgivingitback.(BarryandRachellookateachother.) [Scene:Carol'sOB/GYN,they'restillarguingaboutwhattonametheSusan:Oh,please!What'swrongwithRoss:HelenGeller?Idon'tthink o?It'snotgonnabeHelenRoss:ThankCarol:No,Imeanit'snotRoss:What,it'sgonnabeHelenCarol:No,actually,um,wetalkedaboutHelenWillick-Ross:Well,waitaminute,wha-whyissheintheSusan:It'smybabyRoss:Oh,'s'funny,really?Um,Idon'trememberyoumakinganySusan:Yeah,andweallknowwhatachallengethatCarol:Allright,youtwo,stop还不是为了她.的得感谢拜托，有什么不好不，我是说她不姓Ross:Nonono,shegetsacredit,hey,I'minthereCarol:Ross.You'renotactuallysuggestingHelenWillick-Bunch-Geller?'CauseIthinkthatbordersonchildabuse.Ross:Ofcoursenot,I'm...suggestingGeller-Willick-Susan:Oh,no,nonononono,youseewhathe'sng?Heknowsno-one'sgonnasayallthosenames,sothey'llwindupcallingherGeller,thenhegetshisway!Ross:Myway?!You-youthinkthisismyway?Believeme,ofallthewaysIeverimaginedthismomentinmylifebeing,thisisnotmyway-y'knowwhat?Uh,um,thisistoohar