爆笑短的英语笑话

第第页爆笑短的英语笑话

爆笑短的英语笑话一：同在一艘船上

Threemenweresittingonaparkbench.Theoneinthemiddlewasreadinganewspaper;theotherswerepretendingtofish.Theybaitedimaginaryhooks,castlinesandreeledintheircatch.

Apassingpolicemanstoppedtowatchthespectacleandaskedthemaninthemiddleifheknewtheothertwo.

Ohyes,hesaid.Theyaremyfriends.

Inthatcase,warnedtheofficer,youdbettergetthemoutofhere!

Yes,sir,themanreplied,andhebeganrowingfuriously.

三名男子在公园的长椅上坐着。中间的一个在读报纸，另外两个在假装钓鱼。他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵，放线，并卷线把鱼抓上来。

一位过路警察驻足观测了这个景象，他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位。

"喔，认识，'他说，"他们是我的伙伴。'

"那样的话，'警察告诫说，"你最好把他们从这里弄走。'

"好的，警官。'那男子回答说，接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。

爆笑短的英语笑话二：那个甜嘴老公的.真相

Berniewasinvitedtohisfriendshomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.伯尼被邀请到伙伴家吃晚餐。莫里斯，也是请客的主人，在每个客人面前都称他的妻子为心爱的、我的爱人、甜心等等。

BernielookedatMorrisandremarked,Thatisreallynice,thatafteralltheseyearsthatyouhavebeenmarried,andyoukeepcallingyourwifethosepetnames.Morrishunghisheadandwhispered,Totellthetruth,Iforgothernamethreeyearsago.

伯尼于是对莫里斯说："你真是很好，结婚这么多年后，你还是喊你妻子这么甜美的名字。'莫里斯那么弯下腰来对伯尼轻声说："告知你实情吧，我3年前就忘却她的名字了。'

爆笑短的英语笑话三：Intelligentson

Oneday,thefatherletseightyear-oldsonsendaletter,thesontooktheletter,thefatherthenremembereddidntwritetheaddressandaddresseesnameontheenvelope.

Afterthesoncomesback,thefatheraskshim:Youhavethrowntheletterinthemailbo*?

Certainly

Youhavenotseenontheenvelopenottowritetheaddressandtheaddresseename?

Icertainlysawnothingwrittenontheenvelope.

Thenwhyyoudidnttakeitback?

Ialsothoughtthatyoudonotwritetheaddressandtheaddressee,isfordoesnotwanttoletmeknowthatyoudosendthelettertowho!

聪慧的儿子

有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。

儿子回来后,父亲问他:"你把信丢进邮筒了吗?'"当然'"你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?'

"我当然看见信封上什么也没写'"那你为什么不拿回来呢?'

"我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!'

爆笑短的英语笑话四：跟妈妈一模一样的女伙伴

Nomatterwhichgirlshebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother.Afriendgavehimadvice.Findagirljustlikeyourmother--then,shesboundtolikeher.Sotheyoungmansearchedandsearched,andfinallyfoundthegirl.Hetoldhisfriendlyadviser:Justlikeyousaid,Ifoundagirlwholooked,talked,dressed,andevencookedlikemother,Andjustasyousaid,motherlikedher.So,askedthefriend,whathappened?Nothing,saidtheyoungman.Myfatherhatesher!.

有个小伙子发觉，无论他带什么女孩子回家，妈妈都不赞成。一位伙伴建议他，"你找一个像你母亲一样的女孩吧你母亲