Differences-between-Men-and-Women-(男女之间的差异)

TheDifferencesbetweenWomenandMen

Womenhaveabuiltincalendar-rememberingbirthdays,anniversariesandappointmentseffortlessly.

Theyfixtheireyesonthegifts.Why?Menspeakinsentences.Womenspeakinparagraphs.

Atweddings,womencrythengetdrunk.Mengetdrunk,thencry.Amancanchooseandbuyapairofshoesin90secondsovertheinternet.Awomanmayspendhalfadaytryingonnumerousshoesbeforebuyingonepair.

Whenarelationshipends,awomanwillcryandpourherheartouttohergirlfriends.

Shewillwriteapoemtitled“?”.

Womenlovecats.Mensaytheylovecats,butwhenwomenaren’tlooking,menkickcats.Whenamansaysheisreadytogoout,hewillcomeoutimmediately.Whenawomansayssheisreadytogoout,itmeansshewillgoout,aftershefindsherotherearring,finishesputtingonhermakeup...Andyouhavetowaitforherforatleast30minutesmore.

Whenawomangetstowork,shewillputonherdressshoes.5minuteslater,shewillkickthemoffbecauseherfeetareunderherdesk.Amanwillwearonepairofshoesfortheentireday.Menarevain;theywillcheckthemselvesoutinthemirror.Womenareridiculous;theywillcheckouttheirreflectionsinanyshinysurface--mirrors,spoons,andstorewindows.

Menseethetelephoneasacommunicationstool,usingthetelephonetosendshortmessages.Awomancanvisithergirlfriendfor2weeks,anduponreturninghome,shewillcallthesamefriendandtheywilltalkfor3hoursmore.Awomanknowsallaboutherchildren.Sheknowsaboutdentistappointments,soccergames,romances,bestfriends,favoritefoods,secretfears,hopesanddreams.

Amanisvaguelyawareofsomeshortpeoplelivinginthehouse.

Asuccessfulmanisonewhomakesmoremoneythanhiswifecanspend.Asuccessfulwomanisonewhocanfindsuchaman.

Whenwomenaredepressedtheyeithereatorgoshopping.Whilefeelingdepressed,menwouldinvadeanothercountry.

Menliketomarryangel-likewomen.Women,thoughtender-hearted,liketomarrywarlords.AngelsNapoleonBonaparte(1769–1821)Amanisapersonwhowillpaytwodollarsforaonedollaritemhewants.

Awomanwillpayonedollarforatwodollaritemthatshedoesn’twant.Awomanmarriesaman,expectinghewillchangebuthedoesn’t.Amanmarriesawoman,expectingthatshewon’tchange,butshedoes.Awomanworriesaboutthefutureuntilshegetsahusband,whileamandoesnotworryaboutthefutureuntilhegetsawife.Womenlikechanges.Marriedmenlivelongerthansinglemen,butmarriedmenarealotmorewillingtodie.Canyouimagineaworldwithoutmen?Nocrimeandlotsofhappyfatwomen.Womenhave2effectiveweapons:tearscosmetics留学〔英美澳法加新六国〕租房

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