英语演讲幽默范文初中

英语演讲幽默范文初中第一篇英语演讲幽默范文初中第一篇Dickwearingapairofnewtrouserswenttogetherwithhisfathertohisaunt'sthesightoftheboy'snewtrousers,hisauntadmiredverymuchandkissedhimfrontoftheboy,thereweremanynicecakesandcousinalsotookoutallhistoysandplayedwithboyenjoyedagooddaythere.

Whilehewentbackhomewithhisfather,hewassojoyfulthathesanganddancedalongthewayhome.suddenlyheslippedandfellintothemudandhistrousersgotverydirty.

Whenhegothome,hismothersawhisdirtytrousersandsaid:

xxxOh,whatamess!Thisisnotthefirsttimeyoucomehomelikethat,andthistimeyouarewearingyournewtrousers!xxx

xxxIamsorry,mum,xxxsaidDick.xxxButIhadnotimetotakemynewtrousersoffwhenIfelldown.xxx

英语演讲幽默范文初中第二篇Goodevening,LadiesandGentlemen:

Thankyouverymuchforchoosingtocomeinsuchacoldmytopicisaboutchoiceandresearchshowsthatamanhastomake73choicesonesomanychoicesoneday,peopleeasilygetsoconfusedandafraidofmakingwrongchoicethattheyhesitateandfinallymissthetruepartoflife.Inmyopinion,thefollowingpartisofmuchmoreimportancethanthechoice.Thereisnoabsoluterightorwrongchoicebutwonderfulorboringlife,whichtheprocessmakesthedifference.

Lifeisaboxofchocolate,youneverknowwhatyouwillget.ForrestGumpmadenodecisionbyandforhimselfbutheaccomplishedgreatsuccesswithhisstrongwillintheprocess.Theprocessisnottheroaditselfbuttheattitudesandfeelings,thecaution,courageandpersistancewehaveasweencounternewexperienceandunexpectedobstacles.Takemyselfasanexample,IchangedmymajorwhenIbecameapostgraduate.Afterthechoice,dayshavebeenharshcannotunderstandthenewlessonsatall.FortheyarecloselyrelatedtomathmaticswhichIlearnednothingaboutbefore.Howeverwuththebeliefthatthisisthegreatchanceformetoexperiencenewideasandchallengemyself,Ipersisted.IaskedforhelpfromeverychannelandreorgonizedmyIcouldunderstandsomepartsandevenfound,Ilearnedtoactinsteadofcomplaining.Inretrospect,thechoiceleftnotraceinmymindbutthehappinessandbitternessofthepastfourmonthsbecomesanunforgetableexperienceinmylife.

Nomatterwhatthechoiceis,enjoytheprocess.Intheprocess,yourpotentialwillbeinspiredandnewdiscoveries,improvementandprogresswillcometoyou.Thesearethemostbeautifulsceneriesandonlyonthewaycanyouseemakeyourlifecolorful.

ThereisnoneedandIdonnotwanttojudgewhetheritrightorwrongformetobehere,butIcongratulatetomyselfforIgainandenjoythisfantasticexperience.Somydearfriends,neverworryaboutyourchoiceandenjoytheprocess.Iamsureyouwillgetsomethingnewandinterstingtonightafteryouchosetocomehere.

Thankyou!

英语演讲幽默范文初中第三篇MarywasanEnglishgirl,butshelivedinRome.Shewassixyearsold.Lastyearhermothersaidtoher,“You’resixyearsoldnow,Mary,andyou’regoingtobegingoingtoaschoolhere.You’regoingtolikeitverymuch,becauseit’saniceschool.”

“IsitanEnglishschool”Maryasked.”Yes,itis,”hermothersaid.Marywenttotheschool,andenjoyedherlessons.Hermotheralwaystookhertoschoolinthemorningandbroughtherhomeintheafternoon.LastMondayhermotherwenttotheschoolat4o’clock,andMaryranoutofherclass.“We’vegotanewgirlinourclasstoday,Mummy,”shesaid.“She’ssixyearsoldtoo,andshe’sverynice,butsheisn’tEnglish.She’sGerman.”“DoesshespeakEnglish”Mary’smotherasked.”No,butshelaughsinEnglish,”Marysaidhappily.

英语演讲幽默范文初中第四篇Dearteachersandschoolmates:

I’mveryhappytogivealectureinEnglishheretoday.ThetitleofspeechisILoveEnglish.Aseveryoneknows,EnglishisveryimportanthasbeenusedeverywhereinthehasbecomethemostcommonlanguageonInternetandforinternationaltrade.IfwecanspeakEnglishwell,wewillhavemorechancetomoreandmorepeoplehavetakennoticeofit,thenumberofthepeoplewhogotolearnEnglishhasincreasedatahighspeed.Butformyself,IlearnEnglishnotonlybecauseofitsimportanceanditsusefulness,butalsobecauseofmyloveforIlearnEnglish,IcanfeeladifferentwayofthinkingwhichgivesmemoreroomtotouchtheIreadEnglishnovels,IcanfeelthepleasurefromthebookwhichisdifferentfromreadingtheIspeakEnglish,IcanfeeltheconfidentfrommyIwriteEnglish,IcanseethebeautywhichisnotthesameasourChinese…IloveEnglish,itgivesmeacolorfulhopeIcantravelaroundtheworldoneday.WithmygoodEnglish,IcanmakefriendswithmanypeoplefromdifferentcanseemanyplacesofgreatdreamthatIcangotoLondon,becauseitisthebirthplaceofEnglish.IalsowanttousemygoodEnglishtointroduceourgreatplacestotheEnglishspokenpeople,Ihopethattheycanloveourcountrylikeus.

Iknow,Romewasnotbuiltinaday.Ibelievethataftercontinuoushardstudy,onedayIcanspeakEnglishverywell.Ifyouwanttobeloved,youshouldlearntoloveandbelovable.SoIbelieveasIloveEnglisheveryday,itwilllovemetoo.IamsurethatIwillrealizemydreamoneday!Thankyou!

英语演讲幽默范文初中第五篇Mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.Mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.Onedayafaircametothenearbytown.

xxxLet’sgotothefair,Matt,xxxhiswifesaid.xxxWehaven’tbeenanywhereforalongtime.xxx

Mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.Atlasthesaid,xxxAllright,butI’mnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.We’lllookatthings,butwewon’tbuyanything.xxx

Theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.ThereweremanythingsMatt’swifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.

Then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane.

xxxFunflights!xxxthenoticesaid,xxx$$10for10minutes.

Matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.However,hedidn’twanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell.

xxxI’veonlygot$$10,xxxhetoldthepilot.xxxCanmywifecomewithmeforfree?xxxThepilotwasn’tsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,xxxI’llmakeabargainwithyou.Ifyourwifedoesn’tscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight.xxx

Mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.

Thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.Atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.

Whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,xxx0.K.yourwifedidn’tmakeasound.Shecanhaveherridefree.xxx

xxxThankyou,xxxMattsaid.xxxItwasn’teasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout.xxx

英语演讲幽默范文初中第六篇Earnenglishnotonlybecauseofitsimportanceanditsusefulness,butalsobecauseofmyloveforilearnenglish,icanfeeladifferentwayofthinkingwhichgivesmemoreroomtotouchtheireadenglishnovels,icanfeelthepleasurefromthebookwhichisdifferentfromreadingtheispeakenglish,icanfeeltheconfidentfrommyiwriteenglish,icanseethebeautywhichisnotthesameasourchinese...

Iloveenglish,itgivesmeacolorfulhopeicantravelaroundtheworldoneday.withmygoodenglish,icanmakefriendswithmanypeoplefromdifferentcanseemanyplacesofgreatdreamthaticangotolondon,becauseitisthebirthplaceofenglish.

Ialsowanttousemygoodenglishtointroduceourgreatplacestotheenglishspokenpeople,ihopethattheycanloveourcountrylikeus.

Iknow,romewasnotbuiltinaday.ibelievethataftercontinuoushardstudy,onedayicanspeakenglishverywell.ifyouwanttobeloved,youshouldlearntoloveandbelovable.soibelieveasiloveenglisheveryday,itwilllovemetoo.

Iamsurethatiwillrealizemydreamoneday!

Thankyou!

英语演讲幽默范文初中第七篇LadiesandGentlemen,Goodafternoon!I68mverygladtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech.todaymytopicis“youth”.Ihopeyouwilllikeit,andfoundtheimportanceinyouryouthsothatmorecherishit.

FirstIwanttoaskyousomequestions:1、Doyouknowwhatisyouth?2、Howdoyoumasteryouryouth?

Youth

Youthisnotatimeoflife,itisastateofminditisnotrosycheeks,redlipsandsuppleknees,itisamatteroftheemotions:itisthefreshnessitisthefreshnessofthedeepspringsoflife.

Youthmeansatemperamentalpredominanceofcourageovertimidityoftheappetite,foradventureovertheloveofease.Thisoftenexistsinamanof60morethanaboyof20.Nobodygrowsoldmerelybyanumberofyears.Wegrowoldbydesertingourideals.

Yearswrinkletheskin,buttogiveupenthusiasmwrinklesthesoul.Worry,fear,self–distrustbowstheheartandturnsthespiritbacktodust.

Whether60of16,thereisineveryhumanbeing67sheartthelureofwonders,theunfailingchildlikeappetiteofwhat68snextandthejoyofthegameofliving.Inthecenterofyourheartandmyheartthere68sawirelessstation:solongasitreceivesmessagesofbeauty,hope,cheer,courageandpowerfrommenandfromtheinfinite,solongasyouareyoung.

Whentheaerialsaredown,andyourspiritiscoveredwithsnowsofcynicismandtheiceofpessimism,thenyouaregrownold,evenat20,butaslongasyouraerialsareup,tocatchwavesofoptimism,thereishopeyoumaydieyoungat80.

That68sall!Thankyou!

英语演讲幽默范文初中第八篇Thehoursofawisemanarelengthenedbyhisideasasthoseofafoolarebyhispassions.Thetimeoftheoneislong,becausehedoesnotknowwhattodowithit;asisthatoftheother,becausehedistinguisheseverymomentofitwithusefuloramusingthoughts,orinotherwords,becausetheoneisalwayswishingitaway,andtheotheralwaysenjoyingit.

Howdifferentistheviewofpastlife,inthemanwhoisgrownoldinknowledgeandwisdom,fromthatofhimwhoisgrowninignoranceandfolly?Thelatterisliketheownerofabarrencountry,thatfillshiseyewiththe[1]prospectofnakedhillsandplains,whichproducenothingeitherprofitableor[2]ornamental;theother[3]beholdsabeautifulandspaciouslandscape,dividedintodelightfulgardens,greenmeadows,fruitfulfields,andcanscarce[4]casthiseyeuponasinglespotofhispossessions,thatisnotcoveredwithsomebeautifulplantorflower.

英语演讲幽默范文初中第九篇Goodmorning/afternoon!

Firstthingfirst,Igottasay,wow,itsfunnythingtobegivenachancelikebetold,IreallygotalittlebitnervousbeforeIstandrighthere,socalledstageyoulookspecificallyonme.Youmayfindmyhandsshaking,prettyassemblestheguywhosufferedfromPakinsonsdisease,andlegswobbling,likeIcaughtso-calledballleg.Okay,letsstopgoingaroundthebushandgetbacktomytopicreallyliketotalkafunnystoryIhavejustheard.

AladycalledLucyemigratedtoUnitedStatesseveralyearsspokenEnglishisnotthatfluent.Andoneday,sheisjustsittingonthecouchwithhisfriendsMandywatchingSit-Com.

AnoiseofbumphadtheattentionofMandy,whichledhertogooutofthehousetryingtofigureoutwhathadyouimaginethatMandygostraightoutwithmerelyaLucyshoutedather,xxxLucy,turnyourclotheson.xxxWhatsuprisedhermost,beyondherwildestimagination,isthatalmostallthemaleinthiscountrytooktheirheadoutofmadeamistakehere.

ThewordspittedmeansMandyistotallynakedtothereasonthatmalelookedoutoftherightsentenceshallbe,xxxputyourclothingon.xxxThestoryinspiresyoutotakeacarefullookonthevastdifferencebetweeneasternandwesternculture.

Thatsfullofit,thankyouforyourtime!

英语演讲幽默范文初中第十篇Goodevening,LadiesandGentlemen:

Thankyouverymuchforchoosingtocomeinsuchacoldmytopicisaboutchoiceandresearchshowsthatamanhastomake73choicesonesomanychoicesoneday,peopleeasilygetsoconfusedandafraidofmakingwrongchoicethattheyhesitateandfinallymissthetruepartoflife.Inmyopinion,thefollowingpartisofmuchmoreimportancethanthechoice.Thereisnoabsoluterightorwrongchoicebutwonderfulorboringlife,whichtheprocessmakesthedifference.

Lifeisaboxofchocolate,youneverknowwhatyouwillget.ForrestGumpmadenodecisionbyandforhimselfbutheaccomplishedgreatsuccesswithhisstrongwillintheprocess.Theprocessisnottheroaditselfbuttheattitudesandfeelings,thecaution,courageandpersistancewehaveasweencounternewexperienceandunexpectedobstacles.Takemyselfasanexample,IchangedmymajorwhenIbecameapostgraduate.Afterthechoice,dayshavebeenharshforcannotunderstandthenewlessonsatall.FortheyarecloselyrelatedtomathmaticswhichIlearnednothingaboutbefore.Howeverwuththebeliefthatthisisthegreatchanceformetoexperiencenewideasandchallengemyself,Ipersisted.Iaskedforhelpfromeverychannelandreorgonizedmylife.GraduallyIcouldunderstandsomepartsandevenfoundmaths,Ilearnedtoactinsteadofcomplaining.Inretrospect,thechoiceleftnotraceinmymindbutthehappinessandbitternessofthepastfourmonthsbecomesanunforgetableexperienceinmylife.

NOmatterwhatthechoiceis,enjoytheprocess.Intheprocess,yourpotentialwillbeinspiredandnewdiscoveries,improvementandprogresswillcometoyou.Thesearethemostbeautifulsceneriesandonlyonthewaycanyouseemakeyourlifecolorful.

ThereisnoneedandIdonnotwanttojudgewhetheritrightorwrongformetobehere,butIcongratulatetomyselfforIgainandenjoythisfantasticexperience.Somydearfriends,neverworryaboutyourchoiceandenjoytheprocess.Iamsureyouwillgetsomethingnewandinterstingtonightafteryouchosetocomehere.

Thankyou!

英语演讲幽默范文初中第十一篇iamflyingtoday,speechistheidealwing,asamiddleschoolstudent,weareinlovefantasy,lovetodream,lovehighlighttheirpersonality,loveandzhangyangusdifferent,wewerenotmistaken,wenowarenotqualitativelyperiodofdevelopment,thereisnoonestandardforustojudgetheirownlifeandvalues.wealwaysletadultsknowthatwecandoityourselftolive,youcansolvetheirownproblems,butwehavesomedependence.lovedaydreaming,perhapstodaywewanttobeateacher,toeducateournewcomers,andperhapstomorrowwewanttobeascientisttoexploreourhumanitytothepresentdonotknowsomeofthemystery,orwehavenowaytoexplainsomephenomena...

wearewillingtoburytherealityofthecrueltyandinjustice,weareourparents,ourelderscouldnotunderstandsomeofthepracticeoflife,wedonotunderstandwhytheyliketodoah.itisourwishtoomuchtooyoungtoburysocialexperience.attitudeoflifewhenwearenotdeep.

downwelovefantasy,lovetodreamofbehavior,weneedtodooneforthepeopleandhumanprogremakeadifference.toouractionstoprovethatwehave!

英语演讲幽默范文初中第十二篇Oneofthemostpopularhobbiesamongpeopleisreadingbooks.Moreandmorepeoplespendtheirsparetimeinreadingthebookstheyareinterestedin.

Therearesomanybooksintheworldthatitisimpossibleforanyonetoreadallofthem,evenifhespendshiswholelifeinreading.Beforewestartreading,weshouldfindoutwhetheritisvaluableforustoread.

Readinggoodbooksisoneofthegreatestpleasuresinlife.Itcanenrichourknowledge.Itmakesuslearnlotsofthingswedidnotpreviouslyknow.Wecanbeawareofwhathadhappenedinthepastaswellaswhatishappeninginthepresenttime.Themorebooksweread,themoreknowledgeweget.Nomatterhowmucheducationwereceiveorhowmuchexpensivewehave,wecannotbecomeafullmanunlesswekeepreading.

Readingbadbookswillleadyoutoawrongwayandpreventsyoufromprogressing.It’sworsethanreadingnothing.Soweknowhowimportantitistoreadgoodbooks.

bookcanbereadatrandomtimeifyouhaveleisure,andthereneverbeatimelimitation.Also,youcanreadabooktoachieveamorereallyhistory.Throughabook,youcancommunicatewithitsauthorwithoutother’stransmission.Alltheserarelycanbeeasilyachievedbyatelevision.

Furthermore,bookisatreasurethathasdevelopedcenturies.Asweknowwhenwrittenlanguageappeared,humanbeingsbecameuseittorecordtheirlives,andthisactionleavesusalotofhistoricpreciousmineral.Wecanabsorbintelligenceandwisdom,andwecanalsobetaughtlessons.Ilovebookfrommyheart,formbookIknowhowtocommunicatewithothers,andIlearnmyhomelandistheplaceIlovebest,andalsoIknowmyparentsaretheveryindividualswhoIlovethroughmylife.Whataboutthetelevision?Television,sometimes,showviolence,sex,drugsbeyondourchoice.

英语演讲幽默范文初中第十三篇Goodmorningteachersandfellowstudents.Todaywewouldliketointroduceafewfavoritebookstoyou.

Myfavoritebookis(Italian:Cuore).ThisisadiarywrittenbyanItalianboyEnrico.Thediaryisabouthislifeandstudy.ItincludedvarioustouchingstoriesthathappenedaroundEnrico,themottostaughtbyhisparents,aswellasthewonderfultenxxxmonthlyxxxstoriestoldbyhisteacherduringtheclass.Everywordinthechapterdescribesthewordxxxlovexxx.Frompatriotismtofriendship,andtothelovebetweenparentsandchild--reallytouching.

Thisnoveltaughtmehowtolove,andhowtolearnfromlove.Ireallylikethisbookverymuch.Howaboutyou?Whatisyourfavoritebook?

Myfavoritebookis.Haveyoureaditbefore?

Oh,Ihaven’treadthisbookbefore.Whatisitabout?

Well,itisastoryofarichgirlwhomaintainedhernoblecharacterafterthebankruptcyofherfather.Thestoryishappyending.

Canyoutelluswhyyoulovethisbooksomuch?

Sure.Itisbecausethestorytaughtustobebraveandtofacethechallengesanddifficultieswithcourage.Iamdeeplyimpressedbythestrengthandperseveranceofthelittleprinceinthestory.Ihavedecidedtolearnfromherfromnowon.

OhIsee,thestorysoundsverygood.Icannotwaittoreadthisbookaswell.

英语演讲幽默范文初中第十四篇Asweallknow,xxxFailureisthemotherofsuccess.xxxButfewpeoplecanreallyunderstandwhatthesayingmeans.Intheworld,Iamsurethatnoonedaresayhehasn'tmetanytroubleallhislife.Sowemustfacefailure.Infact,failureisnotfearful,butimportantthingish