Friends 老友记 学习笔记【109】The One Where Underdog Gets Away

TheOneWhereUnderdogGetsAway109

气球飞了

乔伊为卫生机构的海报当模特，后来方知那是治疗性病的广告。

罗斯发现苏珊在为卡萝肚里的孩子念书听，不甘示弱决定照做。

因父母外出，罗斯和莫妮卡开始准备自己的感恩节大餐；

菲比要和他俩一起庆祝，因为她向来同祖母一起过感恩节，而祖母的新男友用阴历不用阳历，他们家将在12月才过感恩节。

乔伊也加入了，因为他家里人以为他有脏病。

钱德力图抵制感恩节因为当年他的父母在节日那天宣布离婚；

瑞秋的如意算盘则是和家人去山里滑雪。

游行当中大气球脱线飞走了；大家都跑上楼顶去看热闹，结果忘带钥匙全被关在了莫妮卡的门外；

晚饭烧焦了，瑞秋误掉了班机，大家只好吃钱德的奶酪三明治和洋葱小食品作为晚餐。

丑陋裸男邀来丑陋裸女共进感恩节晚餐，之后他们携手丑陋裸舞1.09TheOneWhereUnderdogGetsAwayJoeyposesforahealthposter,butlaterfindsouthe'sbecometheV.D.posterboy.RossfindsoutSusanisreadingtotheunbornbabyanddecideshemust,too.RossandMonicaplantheirownThanksgivingdinnerbecausetheirparentsareaway;Phoebejoinsthem,becauseshecelebrateswithhergrandmotherandhergrandmother'sboyfriend...inDecember...becausehe'slunar;JoeyjoinsinbecausehisfamilythinkshehasV.D.;Monicahastomakethreekindsofpotatoes.ChandlerplanstoboycottThanksgivingbecausehisparentsannouncedtheirdivorceonthatday;RachelhasplanstogotoVailtobewithherfamily.TheUnderdogballoonbreaksfreeduringtheparade;EveryonegoestotherooftowatchbuttheygetlockedoutofMonica'sapartment;ThedinnerisburnedandRachelmissesherflight.EveryoneendsupeatingChandler'scheesesandwichesandFunyunsforDinner.UglyNakedGuyhasThanksgivingdinnerwithUglyNakedGal,andthere'sUglyNakedDancing.[Scene:CentralPerk,Rachelisconfrontingherboss,Terry.]Rachel:Terry,I,I,IknowthatIhaven'tworkedhereverylong,butIwaswondering,doyouthinkitwouldbepossibleifIgota$100advanceonmysalary?advancen.预付预付款(+on)[eg:Hewasgivenanadvanceoffiftydollarsonhissalary]Terry:Anadvance?Rachel:It'ssothatIcanspendThanksgivingwithmyfamily.See,everyyearwegoskiinginVail,andnormallymyfatherpaysformyticket,butIsortofstartedthewholeindependencething,youknow,whichisactuallywhyItookthis"job".normallyadv.通常地/TheTownofVailisa\o"Coloradomunicipalities"HomeRule(n.地方自治)Municipalitylocatedin\o"EagleCounty,Colorado"EagleCounty,\o"Colorado"Colorado.Accordingto2005CensusBureau(n.人口调查局)estimates,thepopulationofthecityis4,589.Thetownwasestablishedin\o"1966"1966atthebaseof\o"VailSkiResort"VailSkiResort,whichopenedinDecember\o"1962"1962.Thetownisfamousforits\o"Skiing"skiingandotherwintersportsinadditiontobeingayearrounddestinationforoutdooractivities/Vail:剧中瑞秋攒钱想和家人一起去韦尔(Vail)度感恩节假。韦尔是美国最著名的两个滑雪圣地之一，在丹佛市附近。它的特色是滑雪山坡离市区很近，从家中穿上滑雪鞋就可去滑雪。此外，它夏天还有音乐会，因此成为美国富人云集的度假胜地。Terry:Rachel,Rachel,sweetheart.You'reaterrible,terriblewaitress.Really,reallyawful.Rachel:Ok,I,Ihearwhatyou'resayin'.I'mwithyou.Um,butI,butI'mtryingreallyhard.AndIthinkI'mdoingbetter.Ireallydo.Doesanybodyneedcoffee?(everyoneintheplaceraisestheirhand)Oh,lookatthat.I'mwithyou我同意你OpeningCredits[Scene:CentralPerk,Rachelisapproachingacustomer.]Rachel:Excuseme,sir.Hi,youcomeinherealltime.Iwasjustwondering,doyouthinkthere'sapossibilitythatyoucouldgivemeanadvanceonmytips?Guy:Huh?Rachel:Ok,ok,that'sfine.Fine.Hey,I'msorryaboutthatspillbefore.(picksupthetipheleaves)Only$98.50togo.spilln.溢出溅出(Monicaenters.)Monica:Hey.Ross,didyouknowMomandDadaregoingtoPuertoRicoforThanksgiving?PuertoRicon.波多黎各/本集故事就发生在Thanksgiving（感恩节）的大背景下，这个节日始于1621年。那年秋天，远涉重洋来到美洲的英国移民，为了感谢上帝赐予的丰收，举行了3天的狂欢活动。从此，这一习俗就沿续下来，并逐渐风行各地。1863年，美国总统林肯正式宣布感恩节为国定假日。届时，家家团聚，举国同庆，其盛大、热烈的情形，不亚于中国人过春节，在美国甚至比圣诞节还要隆重，这个节日里面，饭桌上火鸡（Turkey）和南瓜饼(PumpkinPie)是必不可少的菜肴，因此又叫火鸡节，这些希望能够在观看的时候慢慢体会。/关于英美的主要节日，这里也做一个介绍：NewYearsDay：新年，元旦，1月1日；St.Valentine'sDay：圣瓦伦丁节（情人节）2月14日；AllFools'sDayorAprilFools'sDay：愚人节4月1日；GoodFriday：耶稣受难日（复活节前的星期五）；Easter：复活节（春分月圆后第一个星期日，4月）；EasterMonday复活节后的星期一；HolyThursday：耶稣升天节（复活节后的40天的星期四）；MayDayorLabourDay：五一劳动节；theSpringBankHoliday：春假（英国5月最后一个星期一）；Mother'sDay：母亲节（5月第二个星期日）；MemorialDay：阵亡将士纪念日（美国，5月26日）；IndependenceDay：美国独立纪念日（7月4日）；theSummerBankHoliday：夏季公假（英国，8月最后一个星期一）；ColumbusDay：哥伦布日（10月12日）；Halloween：万圣节前夕（10月31日）；Hallowmas：万圣节（11月1日）；ArmisticedayorVeteransDay：第一，二次世界大战的停战纪念日（11月11日）；ThanksgivingDay：感恩节（在美国是11月的第二个星期一）；ChristmasEve：圣诞节前夜（12月24日）；ChristmasDay：圣诞节（12月25日）；BoxingDay：节礼日（圣诞节次日，如遇星期日，推迟一天）。Ross:No,they'renot.Monica:Yes,theyare.TheBlymensinvitedthem.Ross:You'rewrong.Monica:Iamnotwrong.Ross:You'rewrong.Monica:No,Ijusttalkedtothem.Ross:(gettingup,upset)I'mcallingMom.(Joeyenters.Hisfacelooksabnormallycolorful.)abnormallyadv.反常地Joey:Hey,hey.Chandler:Hey.Phoebe:Hey.Chandler:Andthisfromthecry-for-helpdepartment.Areyouwearingmakeup?wearmakeupv.涂化妆品Joey:Yes,Iam.Asoftoday,IamofficiallyJoeyTribbiani,actorslashmodel.asoftodayadv.从今天开始/actorslashmodel演员/模特Chandler:That'ssofunny,'causeIwasthinkingyoulookmorelikeJoeyTribbiani,manslashwoman.Phoebe:Whatwereyoumodelingfor?Joey:Youknowthosepostersforthecityfreeclinic?postern.海报/clinicn.诊所[eg：Itisoftenlessexpensivetoseeadoctorinaclinicthaninahospital]Monica:Oh,wow,soyou'regonnabeoneofthose"healthy,healthy,healthyguys"?Phoebe:Youknow,theasthmaguywasreallycute.asthman.<医>哮喘Chandler:Doyouknowwhichoneyou'regonnabe?Joey:No,butIhearlymediseaseisopen,so...(crossesfingers)lymearthritisn.莱姆关节炎(伴有疼痛发热与皮肤红斑)/crossfingersv.交叉手指(迷信希望带来好运)Chandler:Goodluck,man.Ihopeyougetit.Joey:Thanks.(Rosscomesbacktothecouch.)Ross:(toMonica)Well,youwereright.Howcantheydothistous,huh?It'sThanksgiving.Monica:Ok,I'lltellyouwhat.HowaboutIcookdinneratmyplace?I'llmakeitjustlikeMom's.Ross:Willyoumakethemashedpotatoeswiththelumps?mashedpotatoesn.土豆泥/lumpn.小块Monica:Youknow,they'renotactuallysupposedtohave...(Rosslooksathersheepishly)I'llworkonthelumps.Joey,you'regoinghome,right?Joey:Yeah.Monica:AndIassume,Chandler,youarestillboycottingallthepilgrimholidays.boycottvt.联合抵制/pilgrimn.圣地朝拜者清教徒Chandler:Yes,everysingleoneofthem.Monica:Phoebe,you'regonnabewithyourgrandma?Phoebe:Yes,andherboyfriend.Butwe'recelebratingThanksgivinginDecember'causeheislunar.lunaradj.阴历的Monica:Soyou'refreeThursday,then.Phoebe:Yeah.Oh,canIcome?Monica:Yeah.Rach,areyoustillthinkingyou'regonnamakeittoVail?Rachel:Absolutely.Shoop,shoop,shoop.Onlyahundredandtwodollarstogo.Chandler:Ithoughtitwas$98.50.Rachel:Yeah,wellitwas.Ibrokeacup.Ross:Well,I'mofftoCarol's.Phoebe:Ooh,ooh!Whydon'tweinviteher?Ross:(mimicking)Ooh,ooh.Becauseshe'smyex-wife,andwillprobablywanttobringher,ooh,ooh,lesbianlifepartner.[Scene:CarolandSusan'sapartment,Susanisthere.Rossenters.]Ross:Hi,is...isCarolhere?Susan:No,she'satafacultymeeting.facultyn.全体教员/facultymeetingn.教员会议Ross:Oh,I...justcamebytopickupmyskull.Well,notmine,ebyv.经过/skulln.头骨Susan:Comein.Ross:Thanks.Yeah,Carolborroweditforaclass,andIhavetogetitbacktothemuseum.Susan:What'sitlooklike?Ross:Kindalikeabigfacewithoutskin.Susan:Yes,I'mfamiliarwiththeconcept.Wecanjustlookforit.Ross:Ok.(browsingtheapartment)Wow,youguyssurehavealotofbooksaboutbein'alesbian.Susan:Well,youknow,youhavetotakeacourse.Otherwise,theydon'tletyoudoit.Ross:(pickingupabook)Hey,hey,YertletheTurtle.Aclassic.YertletheTurtle:YertletheTurtleandOtherStoriesisapicturebookcollectionofthreestoriesbyDr.Seuss.ItwasfirstpublishedbyRandomHouseBooksonApril12,1958,andiswrittenprimarilyinanapestic(adj.抑抑扬格的)tetrameter(n.四音步句).Thestory"YertletheTurtle,"amongSeuss'smostnotable,iswidelyrecognizedascondemningfascismandabsolutepower,andthedespotic(adj.专制的)rulerYertleismeanttoparallelAdolfHitler/剧中罗斯看的一本书——经典童话作品《乌龟大王亚尔特》YertletheTurtle是知名儿童小说家苏斯博士（Dr.Seuss）的名著。是讲海龟王Yertle让海龟们堆起来成它的王座，结果最后倒下来的故事。乌龟大王亚特尔為了掌握更大的權柄，统治更宽阔的领土，于是他命令属下的乌龟叠罗汉，将他给抬高，他以为只要他极目所及之处，尽是他的领土。所以，他不断的想要超越他人，也因此，叠罗汉越叠越高。最后，他更妄想超越月亮，想不到因低曾的一只乌龟打了一个喷嚏，整个乌龟王国就全盘瓦解了，而跌得最重的正是乌龟大王亚尔特，亚尔特正是苏斯博士对希特勒的讽刺。Susan:Actually,I'mreadingittothebaby.Ross:Theuh,thebabythathasn'tbeenbornyet?Wouldn'tthatmeanyou're...crazy?Susan:What,youdon'tthinktheycanhearsoundsinthere?Ross:You'renotserious,Imean,youreally...youreallytalktoit?Susan:Yeah,allthetime.Iwantthebabytoknowmyvoice.Ross:Doyouuh,doyoutalkaboutme?Susan:Yeah,yeah,allthetime.Ross:Really?Susan:Butum,wejustrefertoyouasBobotheSpermGuy.BobotheSpermGuy：manwhoisusedforsexualpurposesonly.(canalsobeusedtoidentifyananonymousspermdonor)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneistherebutRachel.]Ross:Look,ifshe'stalkingtoit,IjustthinkthatIshouldgetsomebellytimetoo.NotthatIbelieveanyofthisbellyn.腹部/belly-time胎教时间/“NotthatIbelieveanyofthis”，这是一个强调句型，相当于Idon’tbeliveanyofthis，Ross一方面不想让Susan一个人独享同胎儿亲近的机会，另一方面又非着重强调他是个PHD的身份,不相信这一套。在托福考试听力部分也常有这种用法。比如M:Ihearthehockygamewaspacked.W:Notanemptyseatinthehouse!Juststandingroomonly.第一个人说：“我听说曲棍球比赛爆满了。第二个人回答说：“场地里没有空位置了，只有站的地方。”，这里第二个人说话时也把Not着重强调。Phoebe:Oh,Ibelieveit.Ithinkthebabycantotallyheareverything.Icanshowyou.Look,thiswillseemalittleweird,butyouputyourheadinsidethisturkey,andthenwe'llalltalk,andyou'llheareverythingwesay.Chandler:I'djustliketosaythatI'mtotallybehindthisexperiment.Infact,I'dverymuchliketobutteryourhead.bebehindsthv.支持/buttervt.涂黄油于...上(Rachelenters.)Monica:Hey,Rach,didyoumakeyourmoney?Rachel:No,notevenclose.ForgetVail,forgetseeingmyfamily,forgetshoop,shoop,shoop.Monica:Rach,here'syourmail.Rachel:Thanks,youcanjustputitonthetable.Monica:(insistently)No,here'syourmail.insistentlyadv.坚持地Rachel:Thanks,youcanjustputitonthetable.Monica:(givesheranenvelope)Wouldyoujustopenit?(Rachelopensit.Insideisthemoneysheneeded.)Rachel:Ohmygod,oh,youguysaregreat.Monica:Weallchippedin.chipinv.捐助出钱[eg:Let'sallchipinforabirthdaypresentforMary]Joey:(toMonica)Wedid?Monica:(toJoey)Youoweme20bucks.Rachel:Thankyou.Thankyousomuch!Monica:(handsChandlerabag)Chandler,hereyougo,gotyourtraditionalThanksgivingfeast,yougotyourtomatosoup,yourgrilledcheesefixin's,andyourfamily-sizebagofFunyuns.grillv.烧烤/fixingn.调料/grilledcheesefixingn.烤起司配料/family-sizeadj.适合(足够)全家用的/Funyunsisthebrandnameofanonion-flavoredcornchipintroducedin1969.The'chips'arering-shaped,likeonionrings.TheyareaproductoftheFrito-LayCompany.Theywerenamed"Funyuns"byUniversityofNorthTexasprofessorandcopyrighter,JimAlbright,afteritwasdisoveredthatthefirstchoiceofnamefortheproduct,"OnYums"hadalreadybeentaken.Funyunsaredeep-friedringsofenrichedcornmeal-basedmaterialthatarecoated(v.涂上一层)withpungent,paleyellowish,onion-flavoredpowder.In2006,the"windowcutout"showingtheactualproductinsidethebagwasreplacedbyaphotographoftheproduct,fallinginlinewiththedesignoftherestofFrito-Lay'sproductline.Thebig-bagFunyunswasoneofthelastFrito-Laybrandstocompletelyphaseout(v.逐步淘汰)Rachel:Wait,wait,Chandler,thisiswhatyou'rehavin'forThanksgivingdinner?What,what,whatisitwithyouandthisholiday?Chandler:Allright,I'mnineyearsold.Ross:Oh,Ihatethisstory.Chandler:WejustfinishedthismagnificentThanksgivingdinner.Ihave-andIrememberthispartvividly-amouthfulofpumpkinpie,andthisisthemomentmyparentschoosetotellmethey'regettingdivorced.magnificentadj.丰盛Rachel:Ohmygod.Chandler:Yes.It'sverydifficulttoappreciateaThanksgivingdinneronceyou'veseenitinreverse.inreverseadv.反过来完全颠倒地[Scene:Thesubway,Joeyspotsagorgeouswomanwaiting.Hegoesuptoher.]spotvt.认出Joey:Uh,hi.Weuh,weusedtoworktogether.Girl:Wedid?Joey:Yeah,atMacy's.YouweretheObsessiongirl,right?IwastheAramisguy.(pretendstospraycologne)Aramis?Aramis?obsessionn.迷住/spraycolognev.喷洒古龙香水/Macy'sisachainofmid-rangeAmericandepartmentstoreswithitsflagshipstoreinHeraldSquare,NewYorkCity,whichhasbeenbilledasthe"world'slargeststore"sincecompletionoftheSeventhAvenueadditionin1924.Thecompanyalsooperatestwoothernationalflagshipstores,atSanFrancisco'sUnionSquareandtheformerMarshallField'sflagshiponStateStreetintheChicagoLoop.Girl:Yeah,right.Joey:Igottatellyou.You'rethebestinthebusiness.Girl:Getout.getout<口>少来Joey:I'mserious.You'reamazing.Youknowwhentospritz,whentolayback.spritzv.喷/laybackv.收回Girl:Really?Youdon'tknowwhatthatmeanstome.Joey:Ooh,yousmellgreattonight.What'reyouwearing?Girl:(provocatively)Nvocativelyadv.煽动地挑衅地Joey:Listen,uh,youwannagogetadrinkorsomething?Girl:Yeah.(shegetsup,noticessomethingbehindJoey)Oh.Joey:What'swrong?Girl:Ijustremembered,Ihavetodosomething.Joey:Oh.What?Girl:Um,leave.Joey:Wait,wait,wait!(Joeyturnsaroundandseeshisfaceonaposterinthesubway.Thepostersays:WhatMarioisn'ttellingyou...V.D.,youneverknowwhomighthaveit.AvarietyofscenesareshownwiththeposterdisplayedalloverNewYorkCity.)VDabbr.venerealdisease性病[Scene:CentralPerk,Joeyenters,amongstsnickersfromthegang.]amongstprep.在...之中/snickern.窃笑Joey:SoIguessyouallsawit.Rachel:Sawwhat?Phoebe:No,wewerejustlaughing.Youknow,howlaughtercanbeinfectious.infectiousadj.有传染性的有感染力的[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Joeyenters,upset.]Joey:SetanotherplaceforThanksgiving.MyentirefamilythinksIhaveVD.Chandler:Tonight,onaveryspecialBlossom.blossomn.花开花CommercialBreak[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaiscookingThanksgivingdinner.Chandlerisstandinginthedoorway,notwantingtoparticipateinthefestivities.]doorwayn.门口Monica:Mmm,lookinggood.Ok,cider'smulling,turkey'sturking,yamsareyamming.(noticesRossisdepressed)What?cidern.苹果酒/mullvt.弄碎/yamn.山药洋芋Ross:Idon'tknow.It'sjustnotthesamewithoutMominthekitchen.Monica:Allright,that'sit.Youknowwhat?Justgetoutofmywayandstopmoping.getoutofthewayv.让开/mopev.郁闷闷闷不乐Ross:That'scloser.(Rachelenters,excited.)Rachel:Igotthetickets!Igotthetickets!Fivehoursfromnow,shoop,shoop,shoop.Chandler:Oh,youmuststopshooping.Rachel:Ok,I'mgonnagetmystuff.Joey:Chandler,willyoujustcomeinalready?Chandler:No,Iprefertokeepasafedistancefromallthismerriment.merrimentn.欢乐欢笑[eg:Hisstrangenewhairstylewasthecauseofmuchmerriment](PhoebetakesasliceofpumpkinpieandwavesitinfrontofChandler'sface.)Phoebe:Lookout,incomingpumpkinpie!Chandler:Ok,wealllaughedwhenyoudiditwiththestuffing,butthat'snotfunnyanymore.stuffingn.填塞料(Chandlerleaves.)Joey:Hey,Monica,Igotaquestion.Idon'tseeanytatertots.tatern.potato/totn.少量一口/TaterTots,alsoknownas"Tots",aregisteredtrademarkforacommercialformofhashbrowns,isaside-dishmadefromdeep-fried,grated(adj.捏碎的)potatoes.TaterTotsarewidelyrecognizedfortheircrispiness,cylindrical(adj.圆柱的)shapeandsmallsize.Monica:That'snotaquestion.Joey:Butmymomalwaysmakesthem.It'slikeatradition.Yougetalittlepieceofturkeyonyourfork,alittlecranberrysauce,andatot!It'sbadenoughIcan'tbewithmyfamilybecauseofmydisease.cranberrysaucen.酸果曼沙司Monica:Allright,fine.Tonight'spotatoeswillbebothmashedwithlumps,andintheformoftots.mashv.捣碎Ross:Ok,I'mofftotalktomyunbornchild.(Rossgrabsforsomefood,Monicaslapshishandaway.)Monica:Ah!Ross:Ok,Momneverhit.(Rossexits.)Phoebe:(stirringpot)Ok,alldone.stirv.搅拌Monica:What,Phoebe,didyouwhipthepotatoes?Rossneedslumps!Phoebe:Oh,I'msorry,oh,Ijust,Ithoughtwecouldhavethemwhippedandthenaddsomepeasandonions.pean.豌豆/onionn.洋葱Monica:Whywouldwedothat?Phoebe:Well,'causethenthey'dbelikemymomusedtomakethem,youknow,beforeshedied.Monica:Ok,threekindsofpotatoescomingup.Rachel:Ok,good-byeyouguys.Thanksforeverything.(shestartstoleave,andhitseveryonewithherskis)Oh,sorry!Oh,sorry!skin.滑雪板(Chandlerenters,running.)Chandler:Themostunbelievablethinghashappened.Underdoghasjustgottenaway.Joey:Theballoon?balloonn.气球Chandler:No,no,theactualcartooncharacter.Ofcoursetheballoon.It'salloverthenews.RightbeforehereachedMacy's,hebrokefreeandwasspottedflyingoverWashingtonSquareWashingtonSquareParkisoneofthebest-knownofNewYorkCity's1,700publicparks.At9.75acres(39,000m²),itisamajorlandmarkintheManhattanneighborhoodofGreenwichVillage,aswellasRachel:Ican't,Igottago.Chandler:Comeon.An80-footinflatabledogletlooseoverthecity.Howoftendoesthathappen?inflatableadj.膨胀的充气的/letloosev.释放放出Phoebe:Almostnever.Monica:Gotthekeys?Rachel:Ok.(Everyoneleavestheapartment.)[Scene:CarolandSusan's,Rossispreparingtotalktoherbelly.]Carol:Anytimeyou'reready.Ross:Ok,ok,herewego.(hecrouchesdownnearherstomach)Ok,whereamItalkingto,here?Imean,uh,well,thereisonewaythatseemstoofferacertainacousticaladvantage,but...crouchvi.蹲伏/acousticaladj.听觉的声学的Carol:Justaimforthebump.bumpn.隆起处Ross:Ok,ok,ok,ok,heregoes.Youknow,I,youknow,can'tdothis.Uh,thisistooweird.Ifeelstupid.Carol:Sodon'tdoit,it'sfine.Youdon'thavetodoitjustbecauseSusandoesit.Ross:(quicklytalking)Hello,baby.Hello,hello.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thegroupiscomingbackfromtheroof.]Rachel:Ilovedthemomentwhenyoufirstsawthegiantdogshadowalloverthepark.Phoebe:Yeah,butdidtheyhavetoshoothimdown?Imean,thatwasjustmean.meanadj.卑劣的Monica:Ok,rightaboutnowtheturkeyshouldbecrispyontheoutside,juicyontheinside.Whyarewestandinghere?Rachel:We'rewaitingforyoutoopenthedoor.Yougotthekeys.Monica:NoIdon't.Rachel:Yes,youdo.Whenweleft,yousaid,"gotthekeys."Monica:NoIdidn't.Iasked,"gottheke-eys?"Rachel:No,no,no,yousaid,"gotthekeys".Chandler:Doeitherofyouhavethekeys?Monica:(panicked)Theovenison.ovenn.烤箱Rachel:Oh,Igottagetmyticket!Joey:Wait,wait,wehaveacopyofyourkey.Monica:Wellthengetit,getit!Joey:Thattonewillnotmakemegoanyfaster.Monica:(angry)Joey!Joey:Thatonewill.(Joeyleavestogetthecopyofthekey.)[Scene:CarolandSusan's,Carolisreading,Rossistalkingtoherstomach.]Ross:Andeveryone'stellingme,yougottapickamajor,yougottapickamajor.So,onadare,Ipickedpaleontology.AndyouhavenoideawhatI'msaying,because,let'sfaceit,you'reafetus.You'rejusthappyyoudon'thavegillsanymore.paleontologyn.古生物学/fetusn.<美>胎儿/gilln.(鱼的)鳃Carol:Look,youdon'thavetotalktoit.Youcansingtoitifyouwant.Ross:Oh,please.Iamnotsingingtoyourstomach,ok?(Susanenters.)Susan:Hi,how'sitgoin?Ross:Shh!(singing)Herewecome,walkin'downthestreet,getthefunniestlooksfromeveryonewemeet.Hey,hey!(toCarol)Hey,uh,didyoujustfeelthat?Carol:Idid.Ross:Doesitalways,uh--?Carol:No,nothatwasthefirst.Susan:Keepsinging!Keepsinging!Ross:(singing)Hey,hey,you'remybaby,andIcan'twaittomeetyou.WhenyoucomeoutI'llbuyyouabagel,andthenwe'llgotothezoo.bageln.白吉饼Susan:Ifeltit!Ross:(singin)Hey,hey,I'myourdaddy.I'mtheonewithoutanybreasts.[Scene:TheHallway,Joeyhasatrayfullofkeys,andistryingeachoneinthelock.]Joey:Nope,notthatone.Monica:Canyougoanyfasterwiththat?Joey:Hey,Igotonekeyholeandaboutazillionkeys.Youdothemath.keyholen.锁眼Monica:Whydoyouguyshavesomanykeysinthereanyway?Chandler:(sarcastic)Foranemergencyjustlikethis.Rachel:(grabsChandlerbytheshirt)Allright,listen,smirky.Ifitwasn'tforyouandyourstupidballoon,Iwouldbeonaplanewatchingawomandothis(makesagesturelikeastewardesspointingoutexits)rightnow.ButI'mnot.smirkvi.嘻嘻作笑/stewardessn.女乘务员Monica:Iswearyousaidyouhadthekeys.Rachel:No,Ididn't.Iwouldn'tsayIhadthekeysunlessIhadthekeys,andIobviouslydidn'thavethekeys.Phoebe:Ooh,ok,that'sit.Enoughwiththekeys.Noonesaykeys.(Shortpause.)Monica:WhywouldIhavethekeys?Rachel:Asidefromthefactthatyousaidyouhadthem?asidefromadv.除...之外Monica:ButIdidn't.Rachel:Well,youshouldhave.Monica:Why?Rachel:Because!Monica:Why?Rachel:Because!Monica:Why?Becauseeverythingismyresponsibility?Isn'titenoughthatI'mmakingThanksgivingdinnerforeveryone?Youknow,everyonewantsadifferentkindofpotatoes,soI'mmakingdifferentkindsofpotatoes.DoesanybodycarewhatkindofpotatoesIwant?Nooooo,no,no!(startingtocry)JustaslongasPhoebegetsherpeasandonions,andMariogetshistots,andit'smyfirstThanksgiving,andit'sallburned,and,andI...I...Chandler:Ok,Monica,onlydogscanhearyounow,so,look,thedoor'sopen.Herewego.(Theywalkin.Smokefillstheapartment.)Monica:Well,theturkey'sburnt.(checkingpots)Potatoesareruined,potatoesareruined,potatoesareruined.(Rossenters,singing.)Ross:Herewecome,walkin'downthe—thisdoesn'tsmelllikeMom's.Monica:No,itdoesn't,doesit?Butyouwantedlumps,Ross?(picksupthepanofbadlyburntpotatoes)Well,hereyougo,buddy,yagotone.pann.平底锅Rachel:Oh,god,thisisgreat!Theplaneisgone,soitlookslikeI'mstuckherewithyouguys.Joey:Hey,weallhadbetterplans.Thiswasnobody'sfirstchoice.Monica:Oh,really?SowhywasIbustingmyasstomakethisdeliciousThanksgivingdinner?bustone’sass<口>拼了老命Joey:Youcallthatdelicious?(allshouting)Monica:Stopit,stopit,stopit!Chandler:NowthisfeelslikeThanksgiving.(Timelapse.Everyoneisupsetwitheachother.Phoebeisatthewindow.)Phoebe:Ooh.Rachel:What?Phoebe:UglyNakedGuy'stakinghisturkeyoutoftheoven.Ohmygod.He'snotalone.UglyNakedGuy'shavingThanksgivingdinnerwithUglyNakedGal(Theyallr