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Coffee.咖啡-Thankyou.-Cappuccino.-谢谢.-卡布其诺Andanice,hotciderforMonica.摩妮卡的热苹果酒Thankyou.谢谢Rach,whydoesmycinnamonstickhaveaneraser?瑞秋,为何我的肉桂棒上有橡皮擦?That'swhy.这就是原因,Sorry.对不起TheOneWithTheStonedGuyChandler?钱德MissTedlock,youlooklovelytoday.泰洛克小姐,你今天真漂亮Thatisaveryflatteringsleevelengthonyou.我能说这件衣服真好看吗?Mr.Costilickwouldlikeyoutostopbyhisofficetoday.科斯特.力克先生希望你在下班后能到他办公室去Ifit'saboutthoseprankmemos,Iwasn'tinvolved.如果他是为搞笑备忘录不是我干的,Nothingatall.Really.和我完全没有关系.真的.Andfrankly,thoseshenaniganshavenoplaceinanofficeenvironment.弗兰克,办公室里没有地方容纳这些恶作剧.Hey,youguys!各位,Chandler'scomingandhehasincrediblenews.钱德说他有天大的好消息Sowhenhegetshere,let'sallact,like,youknow所以他来的时候我们就……Nevermind.Butitwasgonnabereallygood.不管了,这一定很有意思.What'sgoingon?到底怎么了…Soit'satypicaldayatwork...今天和平常没什么两样...andBigAltellsmehewantstomakemeprocessingsupervisor.然后艾尔叫我到他办公室说他要我当电脑处理的主管-Thatisgreat!-Congratulations!-真是太好了.-恭喜...SoIquit.所以我就辞职不干了Why?为什么?Why?Thiswasatempjob.为什么?因为这只是暂时的工作Chandler,you'vebeenthereforfiveyears.钱德,你已在公司五年了Iknow,butifItookit,I'dbeadmittingthatthisiswhatIdo.我知道,但接受升职不就承认这就是我的目的Doesthatmeanwehavetostartbuyingourowntoiletpaper?这是不是意味着我们必须开始自己购买手纸ThatwasJoeyTribbianiwiththebigpicture.Dan?那是有大照片的乔伊.丹?Wasitmoremoney?这那不是能赚更多钱?Doesn'tmatter.Ijustdon'twanttobeaguywhositsinhisoffice...我不在乎,我不想成为坐在办公室到午夜...worryingabouttheWENUS.担心”WEENUS”的人The"WENUS"?Weeklyestimatednetusagesystem.It'saprocessingterm.”每周估计净值使用系统”这是电脑处理的术语Oh,thatWENUS.那个啊Whatwillyoudo?你有何打算?Idon'tknow.ButIwon'tfigureitoutworkingthere.我也不知道该怎么办我只知道我不会再待在那儿工作了Ihavesomethingyoucando!我有一份你可以做的工作Ihavethisnewmassageclient,Steve.我的新按摩客户史蒂芬Anyway,he'sopeninguparestaurant...他开了一家餐厅...andhe'slookingforaheadchef.他正在寻找总厨师-Hi,there.-Hi.-你好.-你好.Iknow.You'reachefandIthoughtofyoufirst.我知道你是个厨师,而且我先想到你ButChandler'stheonewhoneedsajobrightnow,so....但钱德目前没有工作所以...Ijustdon'thavealotofchef-ingexperience.我没有太多厨师的经验Unlessit'sanall-toastrestaurant.除非那是一家只卖土司的餐厅Whatishelookingfor?他想要什么菜色?Hewantstodosomethingeclectic.他想要菜色丰富多变He'slookingforsomeonewhocancreatetheentiremenu.因此他在找一个能创造出整个菜单的人So,whatdoyouthink?意下如何?Thanks.Ijustdon'tseemyselfinabig,whitehat.谢了.我大概没资格戴白色大帽吧(无法胜任)Oh,Monica!Guesswhat?摩妮卡,考虑考虑?aperfectrun-upandtherehegoes,aperfect...一个完美的积累,然后就自然而然出现了,完美的Watchstufflikethis...看看这个...andyourealizewhyevolutionisjustatheory.你就知道为什么变革仅仅是理论上的事情了.Canyouseemynipplesthroughthisshirt?你能透过衬衫看见我的乳头吗?No,butdon'tworry.I'msurethey'restillthere.看不见,但别担心,它们还在Whereareyougoing?Mr.suitman?你要上哪儿去,西装笔挺先生?IhaveanappointmentwithDr.RobertPilman,careercounselor-a-go-go!我和罗伯提曼博士有约,求职顾问阿哥哥-Iaddedthe"a-go-go."-Careercounselor?-阿哥哥是我加的.-求职顾问?Youguysallknowwhatyouwanttodo.你们都已找到人生的方向Idon't.还没Youguysinthelivingroomallknowwhatyouwanttodo.在客厅里的各位全都知道未来该怎么走Youhavegoals.Youhavedreams.Idon'thaveadream!你们有目标,有梦想,但我却没有梦想Thelesser-known"IDon'tHaveaDream"speech.少见的”我没有梦想”演说Ilovemylife!Ilovemylife!我爱我的人生!我爱我的人生!"Brian'sSong"!布莱恩的歌-Themeetingwentgreat?-Sogreat!-见面的结果如何?-相当顺利Heshowedmewheretherestaurant'sgonnabe.他告诉我未来餐厅的位置It'snottoobigortoosmall.It'sjustright.就在第十街不太大也不太小,大小适中Wasitformerlyownedbyablondwomanandsomebears?前任老板是金发女人和几只熊吗?I'mcookingforhimMonday,kindofanaudition.周一我们要煮一餐让他品尝有点像是面试Phoebe,hewantsyouhere.It'sgoodforme.Youcanmakeyummynoises.菲此,他也要你在场这样对我有好处.因为你可以发出好吃的赞叹声-Whatareyougonnamake?-Yummynoises.-你打算做什么?-好吃的声音.-AndMonica,whatareyougonnamake?-Idon'tknow.It'sgottabegreat.摩妮卡,你要做什么菜?我也不知道,但一定会很棒的Iknowwhatyoucanmake!Iknow!我知道你可以做什么了!Youshouldmakethatthingwiththestuff.你应该用那些东西做这个.Youknowthatthingwiththestuff?你知道用那些东西做的这个?Okay,Idon'tknow.好吧,我也不知道Anyoneknowagooddateplaceintheneighborhood?各位,谁知道附近有约会的绝佳地点?HowaboutTony's?Ifyoufinisha32-ouncesteak,it'sfree.东尼餐厅如何?吃下32盎斯的牛排就免费Anyoneknowagoodplaceifyou'renotdatingapuma?谁知道和美洲豹约会,哪儿是好地点?-Whoareyougoingoutwith?-lsthisthebuglady?-你要和谁约会?-是昆虫女?"Iloveyou,Ross."我爱你,罗斯HernameisCeliaandshe'sinsectcuratoratthemuseum.她叫希莉亚,不是昆虫女她是昆虫博物馆的主任-Whatareyougonnado?-Goouttodinner...-你们打算如何共渡?-出去吃晚餐...thenbringherbacktomyplaceandintroducehertomymonkey.然后带她回我的住处介绍我的猴子给她认识Andhe'snotspeakingmetaphorically.他没用暗示Sobacktoyourplace?Youthinkingmaybe....回你的住处?你想Well,Idon'tknow....我不知道…I'mhoping....我希望…Thatmonkeyisachickmagnet.告诉你,那猴子是魅力十足She'lltakeonelookathiscute,littlefaceandit'llsealthedeal.她看见它那毛绒绒可爱的小脸然后一切就搞定Celia,don'tworry.He'snotgonnahurtyou!希莉亚,别担心,它不会伤害你的Soothingtones.用安抚的语调-Here,Marcel.-Ican'tstandthis.-过来,马修.-我受不了了.-He'sgothisclawsonmy.-Yeah,allright.-它的爪子在我的-乖..Okay,trythissalmonmousse.试试这鲑鱼慕斯Good.好吃Isitbetterthantheothersalmonmousse?比其他的鲑鱼慕斯好吃?-It'screamier.-Yeah?Well,isthatbetter?-更滑更柔.-是吗?这样更好?Idon'tknow.We'retalkingaboutwhippedfish.我不知道.我们在谈一条搅成泡沫的鱼I'mjusthappyI'mkeepingitdown.我能不吐出来就已经不错了God,whathappenedtoyou?天啊,你怎么了?Eightandahalfhoursofaptitudetests...8个半小时的性向测验...intelligencetests,personalitytests,andwhatdoIlearn?智力测验,个性测验,我了解了什么?"You'resuitedfordataprocessingforalargemultinationalcorporation."你适合在大型跨国公司资料处理部门方面发展That'ssogreat!Youalreadyknowhowtodothat.这太好了因为你已知道该如何做Canyoubelieveit?你们能相信吗?Don'tIseemlikeIshouldbedoingsomethingcool?我不像是做那种酷工作的人吗?Ijustalwayspicturedmyselfdoingsomething....我总是想像自己能做点事情Something!事情!Chandler,Iknow,Iknow.钱德,我知道Hey,youcanseeyournipplesthroughthisshirt.嗨,你可以透过你的衬衫看自己的乳头Maybethiswillcheeryouup.这个或许能让你开心点Ihadagrapeaboutfivehoursago,soIbettersplitthiswithyou.5小时前我吃了一颗葡萄所以我最好该和你平分It'ssupposedtobesmall.It'sapre-appetizer.它本来就应该那么小这是餐前开胃菜TheFrenchcallitanamuse-bouche.法国人称它为”阿姆兹布许”Well,itisamusing.这简直是太神奇了Hi,Wendy.Yeah,8:00.温蒂,对,八点Whatdidwesay,$10anhour?我们不是说过吗?每小时十块Okay,great.Allright,I'llseeyouthen.很好,再见了-$10anhourforwhat?-Awaitressfromworkishelpingme.-什么每小时十块?-我请餐厅里的女服务生帮忙Waitressing?服务生?OfcourseIthoughtofyou.But....当然我考虑过你.但...-But....-But,but....-但是…-但是什么?Butit'sjustthisnighthastogojustperfect,youknow?但是这今晚一定要做到完美,你知道吗?Wendy'smoreofaprofessionalwaitress.温蒂的经验丰富,是个职业服务生AndI'mmaintainingmyamateurstatussoIcanwaitressintheOlympics.我应该继续保持业余的姿态将来才能在奥运会上当服务生Idon'tmeantobrag,butIwaitedtablesatlnnsbruckin'76.我不想自吹自擂但我在76年的因斯布鲁克当过服务生Tookhomeabronze.带回家一块铜牌.Amuse-bouche?阿姆兹-布许?Talktome.对我说话Aweirdthinghappenedonthetrainthismorning早上我坐地铁时发生了一件诡异的事Talkdirty.说狠亵的话-Here?-Comeon.-这里?-对.Saysomethinghot.说点火辣的What?What?什么?什么?Vulva.外阴.Vulva?外阴?Ipanicked,allright?Shetookmebysurprise.我当时好害怕,她吓了我一跳Butitwasn'tatotalloss.Weendedupcuddling.但并未完全失去自我.我们以爱抚收场Youcuddled?Howmanytimes?爱抚?几次?Shutup.Itwasnice.闭嘴,那种感觉好好Idon'tthinkI'madirty-talkingkindofguy.我不是那种讲狠亵话的人Justsaywhatyouwannadotoher.Orwhatyouwanthertodotoyou.你只要说出你想对她如何或是你想她对你如何Orwhatotherpeoplemightbedoingtoeachother.或是别人想对彼此如何I'lltellyouwhat.Trysomethingonme.这样吧,对我说吧Pleasebekidding.开什么玩笑Whynot?有何不可,Justcloseyoureyesandtellmewhatyou'dliketobedoingrightnow.只要闭上眼睛告诉我现在你想干什么I'minmyapartment....好吧…我在我的住处-Yeah,whatelse?-You'renotthere.-然后呢?-你不在那里.-We'renothavingthisconversation.-Allright,I'llstart.Ready?-我们在进行这样的谈话.-好的,我要开始了,准备好了吗?Oh,Ross...噢,罗斯...yougetmesohot.Iwantyourlipsonmenow.你让我欲火焚身,我要你舔我-Nowyousaysomething.-Ireallydon'tthinkso.-该你了.-我看还是算了吧Youlikethiswoman,right?Youwannaseeheragain,right?你喜欢她吧?想再见到她吗?Ifyoucan'ttalkdirtytome,howwillyoutalkdirtytoher?如果你无法对我说出狠亵的话你如何对她说呢?Nowtellmeyouwannacaressmybutt!说你想爱抚我的屁股Okay,turnaround.好吧,转过去Idon'twantyoustaringatme.我不想你盯著我看Allright,I'mnotlooking.Goahead.好吧,我不看,说吧Okay.Iwant,Okay,Iwant...我要......tofeelyourhot,softskinwithmylips.用我的双唇感觉你那光滑的皮肤Thereyougo.Keepgoing,keepgoing.这就对了,继续Iwanttotakemytongueand我要用我的舌头…Sayit.快说啊Sayit!快说runitalloveryourbody...舔遍你的全身...untilyou'retremblingwith直到你颤抖…With?然后呢?-Funnystory.-You'renotgonnabelievethis.-真好笑-你不会相信的Iwasalwaysrootingforyoutwokidstogettogether.我一向赞成你们两个小子交往-Thetremblingthingwasnice.-Shutup!-颤抖那一段不错.-闭嘴!Thatguyfromyouroldjobcalledagain.你睡觉时老东家又打电话来-Again?-Andagainandagainandagain.-又打来?-一遍又一遍.Andagain.又打来了Hey,Mr.Costilick.How'slifeonthe15thfloor?科先生,15楼的情况如何?Yeah,Imissyoutoo.我也想念你.It'salotlesssatisfyingtostealpensfromyourownhome.对,偷家里的笔不够刺激That'sverygenerous.Butthisisn'taboutthemoney.你真慷慨,但这不是钱的问题Ineedmorethanajob.IneedsomethingIreallycareab我需要的不只是一份工作我要的是我真正想要的That'sontopoftheyear-endbonus?这是你稍早提过的年终红利之外的津贴?Yourdream!你的梦想…Look,Al,I'mnotplayinghardballhere,okay?艾尔,我不是在故意为难你Thisisnotanegotiation.Thisisarejection!这不是交涉,这叫拒绝Stopsayingnumbers!不,别再讲数字了I'mtellingyou,you'vegotthewrongguy!告诉你,你看错人了I'llseeyouMonday!星期一见Wow!It'shuge!It'ssomuchbiggerthanthecubicle.好大,比小格子大多了Thisisacube!这是一个格间!Lookatthis.看这里.Youhaveawindow!你有窗户!Yes,indeed-y.Withabeautifulviewof没错,还有美丽的风…Look!Thatguy'speeing!看,有人在小便That'senoughoftheview.Checkthisout.风景看够了,看这个Okay,sitdownhere.坐下Thisisgreat.这个最酷,-Youready?-Yeah.-准备好没?-好了Helen,couldyoucomeinhere?海伦,能进来一下吗?Thankyou,Helen.That'llbeall.谢谢你,海伦,没事了LasttimeIdothat.Ipromise.最后一次了,我保证-Shedoesn'tseemverywarm.-Iknow.Shehasnopersonality.-她看起来不怎么热情.-我知道.她没有个性.Wendy,don'tdothistome.温蒂,不要这样对我.Wehadadeal.Yeah,youpromised.我们约好的.你答应过我-Whowasthat?-Wendybailed.-那是谁?-叛徒温蒂Ihavenowaitress.我没服务生了That'stoobad.Bye-bye.真是太糟糕了.再见Tendollarsanhour!Twelvedollarsanhour!一小时十元!一小时十二元!IwishIcould,butI'vemadeplanstowalkaround.我希望可以但我已经计划好去走走Whenyouranoutonyourwedding,Iwasthere.你逃婚之后我一直关心你Iputaroofoveryourhead!Ifthatmeansnothing....我让你有地方住如果这样对你仍毫无意义…Twentydollarsanhour.一小时二十元Done.成交Hello.WelcometoMonica's.MayItakeyourcoat?欢迎光临摩尼卡的厨房我能拿你的外套吗?-Hi,Steve.-Hello,Monica.-史帝头-摩妮卡Hello,greetergirl.招待小姐-ThisisRachel.-Yeah,okay.-她叫瑞秋.-好的,Everythingsmellssodelicious.味道好香Ican'tremembereversmellingsuchadeliciouscombinationof我早已忘记这种…Okay,smells.香味-It'salovelyapartment.-Thankyou.Wouldyoulikeatour?-这房子真漂亮-谢谢,想参观一下吗?Iwasjustbeingpolite,butallright.我只是客套一下,但,好吧-What'sup?-lnthecabonthewayover...-怎么了?-他坐计程车来时...Steveblazedupadoobie.燃了一根草What?什么?Smokedajoint,youknow?Litabone.Weed,hemp,ganja抽了一根大麻…好了,我懂I'mwithyou,Cheech.我和你在一起,cheech.-Doyouthinkhe'sgonnabecool?-lsitdryinhere?-你认为他会冷静吗?-这里很干燥吗?Letmegetyousomewine.我来为你倒杯酒Ithinkwe'rereadyforourfirstcoursetoo.我们可以上第一道菜了Thesearerockshrimpravioliinacilantroponzusauce...这些是石虾小方饺...withjustatouchofminced...芫萎调味酱加上一点点…...ginger.碎姜Well,smackmyassandcallmeJudy!打我屁股叫我朱蒂-Thesearefantastic!-Gosh!I'msogladyoulikedthem.-真是太好吃了-我真高兴你喜欢Likethem?Icouldeat100ofthem!喜欢?我可以吃下上百个That'sallthereisofthese...只有这一些...butinafewminutes,we'llservesometartlets.但再过8分半钟我们就会献上美味的洋葱馅饼"Tartlets"?馅饼..."Tartlets."馅饼..."Tartlets."馅饼...Wordhaslostallmeaning.文字都已失去意义Excuseme.CanIhelpyouwithanything?请问需要任何帮忙吗?Youknow,Idon'tknowwhatI'mlookingfor.你看,我也不知道自己在找什么Cool!Tacoshells!酷,墨西哥馅饼They'relikealittlecornenvelope,youknow?这个就像是玉米卷-Youdon'twannaspoilyourappetite.-Hey,Sugar-O's!-你不该影响食欲.-糖欧Youknow,ifyoujustwaitanother61/2minutes再等6分钟半Macaroniandcheese!Wegottamakethis!乾酪通心面!我们要做这个-No,wedon't.-Oh,okay.-不,我们不做-哦,好吧.Sorry.抱歉Whydon'tyoujusthaveaseathere?我们何不坐这儿-Givemethegummybears.-No.-小熊软糖给我.-不-Givethemtome.-We'llshare.-把他给我-好吧,分你一半-No.Givemethebears.-Youcan'thaveany.-小熊给我-你不能全部抢走It'snotworthit!这样不值得!Bearsoverboard!They'redrowning!小熊落水了,他们快淹死了Don'tjuststandthere.Call9-1-1.不要站在那里.打9-1-1.Hey,fellas,grabontoaSugar-O!Saveyourselves!嗨,伙计们,抓住糖欧逃命啊!Help!Help,I'mdrowning!救命啊....我淹水了-That'sit!Dinnerisover!-What!Why?-我受够了,晚餐结束-什么?为什么?Why?WhatifIcameintoyourofficeandIstarted...?什么?试想一下我到你的办公室然后开始...?Ican'tthinkofanexample.我想不出一个合适的例子.I'vewaitedsevenyearsforanopportunitylikethis...这机会我已等了七年...andyoucan'twait41/2minutesforatartlet?而你却等不了四分半钟之后再吃洋葱馅饼SoItoldhim,"I'msorry.That'showIfeel."所以我跟他说,"对不起.这就是我的感受."AndhetoldmeIharsh-edhisbuzz.他居然说我声音太刺耳搞得他耳朵嗡嗡叫ThenIsaid,"Don'teatthat.It'sakitchenmagnet."然后我说,"别吃这个,这是厨房磁铁"Andhedidn'tlisten,sowelefthimintheemer