幽默图片英语绕口令.ppt

1、,Unit 20,humour,comedian,clown,crosstalk,joke,sketch,When you see the word “humour”, what will you think of?,funny story,Customer: Is there any soup on the menu? Waiter: There was, but I wiped it off.,I cover your eyes stealthily,“ 特困生”,Can you say ?,吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮 不吃葡萄 倒吐葡萄皮,Tongue Twisters,Practise,I sa

2、w a saw saw a saw.,v. seesaw -seen,n. a kind of tool,v. the action a saw make,Betty bought some butter, but the butter was bitter, so she bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I wont wish the w

3、ish you wish to wish. If white chalk chalks white on a black blackboard, will black chalk chalk black on a white whiteboard then?,.,Practise saying the tongue twisters,Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks,Can you can a can as canner can a can ?,A big black bug bit the big black bear, made the bi

4、g black bear bleed blood.,How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.,I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasnt the thought I thought I thought.,She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells a

5、re surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, Im sure she sells seashore shells.,Laughing Party,Come on!,Customer: Waiter.Will the pancakes be long? Waiter: No,sir. Round. Girl : If we marry, will you give me a ring Boy: Of course, Whats your telephone number?,Jokes,Policeman: You can

6、t park here. Driver: Why not? Policeman: Read that sign. Driver: I did. It says, “ Fine for parking, ” so I parked.,Jokes,Humorous Story,An animal sports meeting was going on. A duck and a crab (螃蟹）arrived at the finishing line at the same time. The judge asked them to play Rock-Paper-Scissors to de

7、cide who is the winner. But the duck says “no”. Please tell us the reason why the duck refused to do that?,Why does a river sleep a lot?,Why does a river have a lot of money?,If you throw a white stone into Red Sea. What will it become?,Its always in a bed,It has two banks,wet,Do you know?,I work on

8、ly when Im fired. What am I ?,A rocket,I have teeth, but no mouth. What am I ?,I have a mouth, but no teeth. What am I ?,A comb,A river,What can you see with your eyes shut?,Which runs faster, heat or cold? Why ?,What letter are people the most afraid of?,A dream,Heat, because you can catch cold,E,

9、because its the end of “life”,I have cities but no houses; forests but no trees; rivers without water. What am I ?,A map,Listening,Guess the order of the pictures on P50 according to the dialogue.,5,4,3,1,2,6,happy 然而 A. Although she didnt feel well, she still went to work. 她虽然觉得不舒服,但仍然去上班了。,6. Joke

10、s about speaking a foreign language, German for example, always work.,work 表示“产生预期的结果或作用”的意思。,A. Did the soap work on dirty clothes? 肥皂对脏衣服有用吗？,Language Points,8. Its a bitter sweet song. 那是一支又苦涩又甜蜜的歌。,9. plan to do sth. 计划做某事,7. My next show will have a part in which I act the role of a science, the way that a science walks and talks. act the role = take the role,Language Points,intend vt. 打算，想要,intend to do,Sth.,Pron.（代词）,I intend to go home. We intend this new report as the