《Alice In Wonderland script》爱丽丝梦游仙境剧本

1、Alice In Wonderland scriptCharles, you have finally lost your senses This venture is impossible. For some. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it IS possible. That kind of thinking could ruin you Im willing to take that chance. Imagine a trading post in Rangoon! Bangkok,

2、Jakarta! The nightmare again? I wont be long Im falling Down a dark hole. Then I see strange creatures. What kind of creatures? Theres a dodo bird, a rabbit in a waist coat and a smiling cat I did not know cats could smile. Neither did I. And there is a blue caterpillar. A blue caterpillar? Do you t

3、hink Ive gone round the bend? Im afraid so. Youre mad, bonkers, off your head But Ill tell you a secret. All the best people are. Its only a dream, Alice, nothing can harm you there. But if you get too frightened, You can always wake up. Like this Must we go? I doubt hell notice if we never arrive H

4、e will notice Where s your corset? - And no stockings. - Im against them. But you are not properly dressed Who is to say what is proper? What if it was agreed that properwas wearing a codfish on your head, would you wear it? Alice . For me, a corset is like a codfish Please, not today. Father would

5、have laughed. Im sorry. Im tired. I didnt sleep well last night. Did you have bad dreams again? Only one. Its always the same, ever since I can remember Do you think thats normal? Dont most people have different dreams? I dont know. There. Youre beautiful. Now, can you manage to smile? At last. We t

6、hought youd never arrive Alice, Hamish is waiting to dance with you . Go. You do realize its well past 4? Now everything Ive been rushed through - I am sorry. - Oh, nevermind. Forgive my wife. She been planning this affair for over 20 years. If only Charles were here. My condolences I think of your

7、husband often. He was truly a man of vision I hope you dont think Ive taken advantage of your misfortunes Of course not. Im pleased that youve purchased the company. I was a fool for not investing in his mad venture when I had the chance Charles thought so too Hamish, do you ever get tired of quadri

8、lle? On the contrary. I find it envigorating Do I amuse you? No. I had a sudden vision, of all the ladies in trousers and the men wearing dresses It would be best to keep your visons to yourself. When in doubt, remain silent. Pardon us, sir. Ms. Kingsley is distracted today. - Where is your head? -

9、I was wondering what it would be like to fly. Why would you spend your time thinking about such an impossible thing? Why wouldnt I? My father said he sometimes believed in six impossible things before breakfast. Alice, meet me at the Gazebo in precisely ten minutes. We have a secret to tell you. If

10、youre telling me, then its not much of a secret - Perhaps we shouldnt. - We decided we should. - If you tell us, we wont be surprised. - Will you be surprised? Not if you tell me But now youve brought it up, you have to - No, we dont - In fact, we wont I wonder if your mother knows that you two swim

11、 naked in the Havershims pond. - You wouldnt. - Oh, but I would Theres your mother right now Hamish is going to ask your hand. You ruined the surprise. Oh, I could strangle them! Everyone of us went through so much effort to keep it a secret Does everyone know? Thats why theyve all come. This is you

12、r engagement party. Hamish will ask you under the gazebo When you say yes . But I dont know if I want to marry Hamish. Who then? You wont do better than a lord. Youll soon be 20, Alice. That pretty face wont last forever. You dont want to end up like Aunt Imogen. You dont want to be a burden for mot

13、her, do you? No. So, youll marry Hamish. Youll be as happy as I am with Lowell and you live will be perfect Its already decided. Alice, dear Ill leave you to it. Shall we take a leisurely stroll through the garden, just you and me? Do you know what Ive always dreaded? The decline of the aristocracy

14、? Ugly grandchildren. But you are lovely. You are bound to produce little. Imbeciles! The gardeners planted white roses when I specifically asked for red. You could always paint the roses red What an odd thing to say You should know that my son has extremely delicate digestion. - Did you see that? -

15、 See what? - It was a rabbit, I think - Nasty things Id enjoy setting the dogs on them If you serve Hamish the wrong foods, he could get a blockage. - Did you see it that time? - See what? - The rabbit! - Dont shout! Now pay attention. Hamish said you were easily distracted. What was I saying? Hamis

16、h has a blockage. I couldnt be more interested, but youll have to excuse me Aunt Imogen! I think Im going mad. I keep seeing a rabbit in a waist coat I cant be bothered with your fancy rabbit now Im waiting for my fiancee. Your have a fiancee? There! Did you see it? Hes a prince. But alas he can not

17、 marry me unless he renounces his thrown - Its tragic, isnt it? - Very. Lowell? Alice! We were just . Kat is an old friend. I can see youre very close. You wont mention this to your sister, will you? I dont know. Im confused. I need time to think Well, think About Margaret. Shed never trust me again

18、 - You dont want to ruin her marriage, do you? - Me? But Im not the one who is sneaking around behind her back. There you are. - Alice Kingsley . - Hamish. - What is it? - You have a caterpillar on your shoulder. Ew! Dont hurt it. Youll want to wash that finger. Alice Kingsley . Will you be my wife?

19、 Well. Everyone expects me to And, youre a Lord. My face wont last and I dont want to end up like. But this is happening so quickly, I. I think I . I need a moment. Hello!? Its only a dream. Youd think shed remember all this from the first time. You brought the wrong Alice. Shes the right one. Im ce

20、rtain of it. - Shes the wrong Alice! - Give her a chance. Curiouser and curiouser I told you shes the right Alice - I am not convinced. - How is that for gratitude? I was out there for weeks, trailing one Alice after the next and I was almost eaten by other animals. Can you imagine . They go about e

21、ntirely unclothed And they do there shukm in public, I had to avert my eyes -Doesnt look anything like herself! Thats because she the wrong Alice! - If she was, she might be. - But if she isnt, she aint - But if she was so, she would be. - But she isnt, no how! How can I be the wrong Alice when this

22、 is my dream? And who are you if i might ask? Oh, Im Tweedledee and hes Tweedledum. Cherry wise, Im Tweedledum and hes Tweedledee. - We should consult Absolum. - Exactly! - Absolemll know who she is. - Alice, come on dear. - Its not being your turn, its so unfair, hey! Leave off her! - Let go! - Are

23、 they always this way? - Its a family trade. You can both escort her - Who is this Absolem? - Hes wise. Hes Absolute . Hes absolute! Who are you? - Absolem!? - Youre not Absolem. Im Absolem. The question is . Who are you? - Alice. - We shall see. What do you mean by that? I ought to know who I am Ye

24、s, you ought. Stupid girl! Unroll the Oraculum. The Oraculum, being the calendrical compemdium of Underland - Its a calender. - Compendium. It tells of each and every day since the beginning Today is Gribling day, in the time of the Red Queen Show her the Frabjus Day. Yes, Frabjus, being the day you

25、 slay the Jabberwocky Sorry? Slay the what? That being you there with the Vorpal sword. No other swords can kill the Jabberwocky. No how. If it aint Vorpal, aint dead - Thats not me. - I know! Resolve this for us, Absolem. Is she the right Alice? Not hardly. I told ya! - I said so - I said so Contra

26、ry wise, you said she might be. No, you said she would be if she was. Little Impostor! Pretending to be Alice! She should be ashamed! - I was so certain of you. - Im sorry, I dont mean to be the wrong Alice! Wait. This is my dream. Im going to wake up now and youll disappear. Thats odd. Pinching usu

27、ally does the trick - I could stick you if that would help? - It might actually, thank you. My pleasure! Bandersnatch! Wait. Its only a dream. Nothing can hurt me. - What is she doing? - He cant hurt me, he cant hurt me . Run, you great love! SNUD QUEAST - This way! - East to QUEAST. No! South to SN

28、UD! Someone has stolen three of my tarts! - Did You steal them? - No, Your Majesty. - Did You? - No, Your Majesty. - Did You steal them? - No, Your Majesty. - Did you steal my tart? - No, Your Majesty . Its cranberry juice. - I was so hungry! I didnt mean to . - Off with his head! My family! No, ple

29、ase, please dont! I have little ones to look after! Go to his house and collect the little ones. I like frog eggs on toast almost as much as I like caviar. Yes, your Majesty Drink. Majesty. Ilosovic Stayne Where have you been lurking? Majesty . I have found the Oraculum That? Looks so ordinary for a

30、n Oraculum. Look here. Frabjus Day. Id know that tangled mess of hair anywhere. Is it Alice? I believe it is. What is she doing with my darling Jabberwocky? She appears to be slating it She killed my Jabberbabywocky? Not yet. But it will happen if we dont stop her. Find Alice, Stayne. Find her! Find

31、 the scent of human girl and earn your freedom. For my wife and pups as well? Everyone will go home. Dogs will believe anything. It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws - I must be still dreaming . - What did that to you? - A bander or bandips . - A Bandersnatch? - Well, Id better

32、 have a look. - What are you doing? It needs to by purified by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrify Id rather you didnt. Ill be fine as soon as I wake up. At least let me bind it for you - What do you call yourself? - Alice. THE Alice? There has been some debate about that I

33、 never get involved in politics. Youd best be on your way. What way? All I want to do is wake up from this dream. Fine. Ill take you to the Hare and the Hatter, but thats the end of it Coming? Watch what youre doing! Its you! No its not. The Twisp brought us the wrong Alice - Its the wrong Alice? -

34、Its absolutely Alice. Youre absolutely Alice. Id know you anywhere. Id know him anywhere! Well, as you can see, were still having tea. And its all because I was obliged to kill time waiting for your return. Youre terribly late, you know Naughty! Well anyway, time to came quite offended has stopped a

35、ll together. Not a tick off a finger - Cup. - Time can be funny in dreams. Yes, yes, of course, but now youre back, you see. - And we need to get on to the Frabjus Day. - Frabjus Day! Ive been investigating things that begin with the letter M. Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? -

36、Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid ! - What? Down with the Bloody Big Head Bloody Big Head, being The Red Queen Come, come we simply must commit to the slaying in such Therefore, is it high time to forgive and forget or forgive and forgive whichever comes first, or is in any case the most convenient, Im wa

37、iting. Its ticking, its ticking again All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea The entire world is falling to ruin and poor Chester is off his tea. What happened that day was not. my fault Oh, dear Your were out and then to save your own skin You gutless Scottisch pelgrim juggling sl

38、urking urpal slackush scrum Barlemot Hatter! Thank you. Im fine What wrong with you, Tarrant? You used to be the light of the party. You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of WitzEnd Futter what? Its a dance. One day, Frabjus Day, when the White Queen once again wears the crown On that day I sh

39、all Futterwacken . vigorously. Oh no! - The Knave - Goodbye. Drink this quickly. Oh, dear Let me out! Well! If its not my favorite trio of lunatics. Would you like to join us? Youre all late for tea! Im looking the girl called . Alice. Speaking of the Queen, Heres a little song we used to sing in he

40、r honour. Twinkle, twinkle little red how I wonder where youre at If youre hiding her, youll lose your heads. Already lost them. All together now! Up Above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky Twinkle, twinkle little Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle,twinkle Dont be bloody beggin! Would you like so

41、me tea? Follow the blood hound - Sugar? - Yes, please. - Youre all mad ! - Thanks very much. Pass the scones, please. Try this on for size. I like it! Good thing the blood hound is one of us, or youd be. What do they want with me? Best take her to the White Queen, shed be safe there! Spoon. - Your c

42、arriage, mlady. - The Hat ? Of course! Anyone can go by horse or rail But the absolute best way to travel is by hat Have I made a rhyme? I love travelling by hat! Mally,just Alice, please Fairfallen all! Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wab All mumsy were the borogoves A

43、nd the mome raths outgrabe Sorry, what was that ? What was what? The Jabberwock with eyes of flame, jaws that bite and claws that catch Beware of the Jubjub bird,my son The frumnious Bandersnatch!. He took his Vorpal sword in hand The Vorpal blade went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with its hea

44、d He went galumphing back Its all about you, you know Im not slaying anything , I dont slay, so put it out of you mind! Mind? Wait! You cant leave me here! You dont slay? Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done? You dont slay? I couldnt if I wanted to Youre not the same as you were before Y

45、ou were much more, muchier You lost your muchness My muchness? In there, somethings missing Tell me what Red Queen has done Its not a pretty story. Tell me anyway. It was here I was the Hatter to the White Queen at the time I took clan of all thats been employed at court Hatter . Hatter! Im fine. Ar

46、e you? Did you hear that? Im certain I heard something. What? Oo, Red Knave Go south to Trottlers Bottom The White Queens castle is just beyond. Hold on tightly. Done it with the Bloody Red Queen! You were supposed to lead them away! The Hatter trusted you! They have my wife and pups - What is your

47、name? - Bayard. Sit! Would your name be Alice, by any chance? Yes, but Im not the one that everybody is talking About The Hatter would have given himself up just for any Alice. Where did they take him? To the Red Queens Castle, its Salazen Grum. Were going to rescue him. That is not foretold I dont

48、care! He wouldnt be there, if I werent for me The Frabjus day is almost upon us. You must prepare to meet the Jabberwocky. From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole, I have been told what I must do and who I must be. Ive been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot. Ive been accuse

49、d of being Alice and of not being Alice, but this is my dream. Ill decide where it goes from here! If you diverge from the path. I make the path! Take me to Salazen Grum, Bayard, and dont forget the hat. Theres only one way across Ive lost my muchness, have I? Bayard! The hat! Your Majesty. So sorry

50、 Splendid shot! Wheres my ball? Page! Yes, Your Majesty. I want to help you Well, If it isnt the wrong Alice What brings you here? Ive come to rescue the Hatter. You wont be rescuing anyone being the size of a jerbel. Do you have any more of that cake that made me grow before? Upelkuchen? Actually,

51、i might have some left Not all of it! Oh, no stop! Oh no, dont do that! Oh dear, And what is this? Its a who, Majesty. This is.umm. Um? From Umbridge. What happened to your clothes? I outgrew them. Ive been growing an afwul lot lately I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So Ive come

52、to you, hoping you might understand what its like. My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. Someone find us some clothes! Use the curtains, if you must, but clothe this enormous girl I need a pig here! I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet Would you like one, Um? - No, thank you. - Sit! Sit! Go away! Where are my fat boys? You must meet them. Fat Boys! Oh there they are. Arent they adorable? They have the oddest way of speaking. Speak, boys. Amuse us. Speak! - Is that being. - No,no, it is not a bit, no Im sure it was, I believe its so No it ai