蒋干盗书,英文剧本.doc

英文版 蒋干盗书旁白：JiangGan 1.8 kilometers per hour, 100 meters freestyle sprint speed of CaoJun, ran to camp out for the dongwu camp and（蒋干以每小时一百八十万公里的冲刺，百米自由泳的速度冲出曹军大营，奔向对并的东吴营地）JiangGan dashed on（蒋干急速跑上）蒋干： (panting form) finally escape! The ugly ghost! (dropped to a form) I cried today as the national holidays! Another independence day. (touched, flying to step down ()蒋干：（喘息状）终于逃离了！那个丑鬼！（仰天长啸状）我要把今天定为全国假日！又是一个独立日（感动状，飞奔下台）旁白：JiangGan so run last night. The next day, he finally came to jiangdong.（蒋干就这样跑了一夜。第二天，他终于来到了江东）（周瑜、鲁肃、诸葛亮三人上）周瑜: today, cao cao receiving eyeliner urgent submitted to our here, counselor JiangGan is with me on the surface of the catch, so far as I can see, this is to spy out my jiangdong military intelligence. Dont know two have good Suggestions?（今日接到眼线急报，曹操谋士蒋干来咱们这里，表面上是与我叙旧，据我看，此必是来探听我江东军情的。不知二位有何高见？）诸葛亮： we might as well cut off the cao, therebys beat him at his own game thieves wings. (sinister form)（我们不妨将计就计，借此剪除曹贼羽翼（阴险状）周瑜: I have an idea on this. (lower the head, whisper, zhuge liang to zhuge liang nod, below), for a moment and son and son wing necessarily in account; now you leave, he said CaoJun place over the spies is ZhangYun, CAI, understand not decided?（我有一计在此（低头，对诸葛亮耳语，诸葛亮点头，下）子敬，一会而子翼必然在帐内留寝，此时你过来，便说曹军处的奸细是张允、蔡瑁，听懂了没？鲁肃: I try to remember.（我尽量记吧）周瑜：will you remember! Must remember! (angrily)（要你记住！一定得记住！（愤怒地）鲁肃：look. (indifferent form)（看吧（无所谓状）（周瑜转身欲揍，蒋干上）蒋干：ah! GongJin! (regrets myriad form)（啊！公瑾！（感慨万千状）周瑜：ah! Son wing! (regrets myriad form)（啊！子翼！（感慨万千状）鲁肃：I will not disturb you two par. (turn to next form)（我就不打扰您二位喽（转身欲下状）周瑜：son worship! Please let this, jinpai writers turn and today with the son not drunk not return! Wing（子敬！请诸贤及此，今日咱们与子翼不醉不归！）鲁肃：look. (as indifferent form, below) 看吧（作无所谓状，下）周瑜：passes down, place on forced jollity!（传令下去，摆上酒宴！）旁白：may order!（得令）周瑜：（to JiangGan) dont know to this, son wing did what? (attentive form)（转向蒋干）不知子翼来此，所为何事？（殷勤状）蒋干：alas! Its a long story! GongJin ah, our classmates, who aspire to alcor youth, afterwards I stuck, and CaoYing GongJin you stay jiangdong.唉！说来话长啊！公瑾啊，咱们幼时同学，曾立志安国，后来我身陷曹营，而公瑾你留在江东（庞统引吭高歌状上）庞统：daily, occasionally will want to little girl. (bengtiao form)每天过得都一样，偶尔会想小姑娘（蹦跳状）周瑜：ah! Mr Le pens! Come, I introduce you.啊！庞先生！来，我来引见一下蒋干：ah! Chickee!啊！鸡仔！庞统：(turn)! Dry!（转身）啊！干！（二人作拥抱状）周瑜：(surprised to) the two of you know?（惊讶地）你们两个认识啊？庞统：thats not? (proudly) day ah, I go to the CaoYing set, JiangGan series side ah. That day. Think now is happy. The cao thief let me get.那可不？（自豪地）那天啊，我去曹营设连环的时候，蒋干就在旁边啊。那天现在想想就高兴那曹贼让我骗得（周瑜怒视庞统并拉庞统的衣服）庞统：(looking at week yu)? It doesnt make said? It doesnt matter. (to the week yu) I listen to ZhuGeXianDi said, while JiangGan sleep for a moment to command the time for lu su come alienate.（看着周瑜）啊？这不让说啊？没关系（转向周瑜）我听诸葛贤弟说，都督一会儿要趁蒋干睡觉的时候让鲁肃过来离间（周瑜端酒泼了庞统一身）周瑜：drink bar you! (angrily)喝酒吧你！（愤怒地）（庞统低头作吃饭状）蒋干：lets continue to. Though I body in CaoYing, but doesnt engrave not miss Yin brother.咱们继续啊我虽身在曹营，却无时不刻不在想念贤弟（诸葛亮捂着肚子，作跺脚状，上）诸葛亮：when have dinner? !Starve to death! Starve to death! (impatiently)什么时候开饭啊？！饿死啦！饿死啦！（焦躁地）周瑜：various ge sir and mo fretted, our here immediately come and get it. And I will give you introduce about.诸葛先生且莫焦躁，咱们这里马上开饭啦。来，我给你引荐一下蒋干：ah! Pig!啊！猪猪！诸葛亮：(turn)! Dry!（转头）啊！干！周瑜：(foiled form) your zha and know? !（挫败状）你们咋又认识啊？蒋干：back. My cell phone signal is blocked by this person!当年我的手机信号便是被此人挡住了！周瑜：worship form) Mr. There is such a scene that was the history!（膜拜状）原来先生当年还有如此风光的历史啊！诸葛亮：Mr. Jiang since Im here, lets say a point light it. Here I have a riddle - what has ErQianLingSiTiao legs but impassable? (proud form)蒋先生既然来了，咱们就说点轻松的吧。我这里有个谜语-什么东西有二千零四条腿却寸步难行？（得意状）（庞统和周瑜冲上将诸葛亮拉开）庞统：maintenance intellectual property! To combat piracy!维护知识产权！打击盗版啊！（二人坐下）蒋干：lets continue to. Since then, my respectively in after CaoYing internal bug intelligence, result.咱们继续啊自从分别之后，我便在曹营内部探听情报，结果（刘备和赵云作伤心状上）刘备：(anxiety-ridden) alas! Two younger brother three younger brother sick again!（忧心忡忡地）唉！二弟三弟又病了！赵云：dont know putting three yes and had what disease?主公，不知二爷三爷又患了什么病？刘备：a person, a person born hemorrhoid face long boils on. (sad shape)一个人脸上生痔，一个人面上长疮（伤心状）周瑜：(up) liu2 huang2 shu2, zhao general, I to introduce.（站起）刘皇叔，赵将军，我来引荐赵云和刘备：ah! Dry!啊！干！蒋干：ah! Weaving royal uncle! (pause)! General!啊！皇叔！（停顿）啊！将军！周瑜：(bah form) later I never volunteered.（无语状）以后我再也不自告奋勇了（庞统、诸葛亮二人招呼刘备和赵云，刘备和赵云坐下，四人作闲聊状）旁白：food is coming -!来菜了诸葛亮：coming! I rob! (getting up for fly rob form)可算来了！我抢！（起身作飞抢状）庞统：(up) I also come to rob!（站起）我也来抢！（二人作暴饮暴食状，鲁肃走上）鲁肃：(trance) eh? Command: let me just now what?（神情恍惚地）诶？都督刚才让我干嘛的来着？（诸葛亮拿起一个包子往嘴里塞，庞统将包子夺下，拿在手中，回头面向鲁肃）庞统：son and ah, a steamed stuffed bun do you eat not to eat?子敬啊，有包子你吃不吃？鲁肃：good!好啊！（上前接包子状）（诸葛亮作猛虎飞身扑食状，但扑了个空，鲁肃接过包子并吃下）诸葛亮：（眼巴巴地看着鲁肃吃包子）but one of my meat dumplings ah. Never dont come back. Whine. (miserable form)可惜我的一个肉包子啊再也回不来了嚎（悲戚状）周瑜：today, we only QunYing finish set about our friendship and dont speak, if there is not acceptable military who.今日群英毕集，咱们只谈旧情，不讲军情，如有不允者庞统：(rob lens shape) beheaded shoplifting!（抢镜头状）斩首示众！（周瑜作鄙视庞统状，众人坐下，作狼吞虎咽状，蒋干无语作害怕状）旁白：the Yin satiated now, each will leave, but since it was already late.众贤酒足饭饱，各要告辞，此时天色已晚（刘备、赵云、鲁肃、诸葛亮、庞统五人起） （刘备和孙权拱手，赵云、鲁肃、诸葛亮和庞统作揖，行大礼）众人：thanks!谢都督管饭！（众人转身排成一行下）周瑜：(to JiangGan) son wing can eat satisfied?（对蒋干）子翼可吃饱了？蒋干：dry to jiangdong, but everything has a positive, not just to have a meal! (angry form)干来江东，可是有正事儿的，不光是吃饭！（生气状）（闲聊了许久）旁白：it was late at night, everyone is sleeping. Zhao4 yun2 sleep.夜深了，大家都睡觉了。赵云睡了（赵云上，作睡状转一圈下） 旁白：various ge bright and sleep pang tong accidental.诸葛亮和庞统睡了（诸葛亮抱庞统上，作睡状转一圈下）旁白：liu2 bei4 sleep.刘备睡了（刘备上，作睡状转一圈下）旁白：pang tong accidental and zhuge liang to also sleep.庞统和诸葛亮也睡了（二人再次重复动作）旁白：the wolong and chicken young sleep.卧龙和凤雏睡了（二人各持一板砖上，狂砸旁白一顿后下）旁白：(shocked and) sorry. Wrong. Should be, week yu to also sleep.（狼狈地）不好意思看错了。应该是，周瑜也睡了（周瑜坐着作睡状）旁白：but there is one person cant sleep.但还有一个人睡不着 （蒋干缓缓站起，作夜猫子状）蒋干：week yu. (for the week yu as punch shape) alas! I come here to naught, even by not seek some confidential information or. (stealthy look form) for万恶的周瑜（对周瑜作拳打状）唉！我来此一趟，不能无功而返，就算是顺便探听点机密情报也好（鬼鬼祟祟作东张西望状）（蒋干绕来绕去，突然在凳子底下发现一盒子，拿起后坐下蒋干：hey hey! This is military intelligence. the soochow (thrilled shape, then pointing to box word to read) machine - dense, (open the box, take out big envelope, pointing to its word reading) red - the wall - - war - Michigan, machine! Hey hey. (YinXiao form)嘿嘿！这就是东吴的军事情报（乐不可支状，然后指着盒子一字一顿地念）机-密，（打开盒子，取出大信封一个，指着其上的字念）赤-壁-之-战，机-密！嘿嘿（阴笑状）（蒋干把信封拆开，取出事先包好封皮的作业本若干）蒋干：sows postpartum. Nursing? (throw) porkers. Daqo? (throw) how to. Chop the meat pie? (the throw) braise in soy sauce meat. Measures? !(throw) KAO, from manufacturing to processing the just the one-stop service!母猪的产后护理？（扔）生猪饲养大全？（扔）如何剁肉馅儿？（扔）红烧肉的做法？！（扔）KAO，这整个儿一从生产到加工的一条龙服务啊！（周瑜作打哈欠欲醒状，蒋干立即把书扔掉装睡）周瑜：(stands and soliloquize) son and zha still not come, wont it? Forget it and give spasmodic (anger form)（站起并自言自语）子敬咋还不来，不会是把这茬儿又给忘了吧？（愤怒状）周瑜：son respect! The son and!（低声喊）子敬！子敬！（鲁肃小跑上）鲁肃：come! Come! What is our order?来了！来了！都督有何吩咐？周瑜：(crazy wink) son and ah, our CaoYing arrangement in how things the spies?（狂使眼色）子敬啊，咱们在曹营安排奸细的事情办得如何了啊？鲁肃：(a face of innocence form)? Spies? The za from where spies?（一脸懵懂状）啊？奸细？咱哪儿来的奸细？周瑜：(angry) you are not wink to say I have a spies anymore? !（愤怒地继续使眼色）你不是说咱有奸细的嘛？！蒋干：(balderdash form) has. There is, no. No, the truth. Speak candidly. (continue to pack to sleep)（呓语状）有就是有，没有就没有，实话实说（继续装睡）周瑜：son respect, exactly have? !(gnash teeth in hatred shape, stretch out before two fingers in shook)子敬，到底有没有啊？！（咬牙切齿状，伸出两根手指在面前摇着）鲁肃：ah! Is! Is! Is. Is there a spies, is total. You dont sway, I cant see!啊！是！是！是是有奸细，是有一共你别晃，我看不清！（周瑜打出“2”的手势）鲁肃：is there. 2,000. 200. (say while watching the week yu) 20. Twelve. Two point two. Two-tenth.是有二千二百（边说边看周瑜）二十十二二点二零点二周瑜：you dont say that several! You want to system.audiopci inactive.use right? (worry form)你就不说那个数！你想急死我是吧？（着急状）鲁肃：ah! (a rude awakening form) mission command, a total of two spies!啊！（如梦初醒状）禀都督，一共有两名奸细！周瑜：(wipe perspiration form) well, well. The two men call what?（擦汗状）很好，很好那两个人都叫什么啊？ 鲁肃：this. (soliloquize form) call what. All call what. Call what good? Call a pig? Pig 2? Or call.这个（自言自语状）叫什么都叫什么叫什么好呢？叫猪大？猪二？还是叫周瑜：you not is say have personal surname CAI? (glare lu su, be gnash teeth in hatred form)你不是说有个人姓蔡嘛？（怒视鲁肃，作咬牙切齿状）鲁肃：well? ?I said? I just dont remember?嗯？啊？我说过嘛？我咋不记得了呢？周瑜：you not is say it! (persecuted form) that man is not surname CAI. (the decided mouth)你不是说过吗！（逼迫状）那个人不是姓蔡（作“瑁”的口型）鲁肃：ah? CAI. Focal. Pepper. Call? . Pepper. CAI. CAI. HMM. (singing) parsley spicy green pepper, eggplant, cucumber, eggplant potatoes ah ! Wax gourd carrots round radish. (a) dont put your tone for reading, waste from a walked the earth! (self-complacent form)啊？蔡焦椒叫？椒蔡蔡嗯（唱）香菜辣青椒，黄瓜茄子土豆哎！冬瓜胡萝卜圆萝卜（变调了）不把你作念，枉在世上走一遭来！（洋洋自得状）（蒋干站起）蒋干：哪儿来的卖菜的？还让不让人睡觉了啊？走走走一边去！（作轰跑鲁肃状，然后回去继续装睡）Where are selling vegetables? Also let people sleep? Walk walk. Side! (as bomb run lu su shape, then return to pack to sleep)（周瑜走到鲁肃身前）周瑜：(in a w