高中英语 生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕4素材.doc

生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕400:00:00,000 - 00:00:02,300拉杰是宫保鸡丁lets see, raj was the kung pao chicken.200:00:02,960 - 00:00:03,960我是饺子im the dumplings.300:00:04,030 - 00:00:06,560没错yes, you are.400:00:06,630 - 00:00:08,700太恶心了 霍华德creepy, howard.500:00:08,760 - 00:00:10,500恶心得可爱还是纯粹的恶心creepy good or creepy bad?600:00:11,830 - 00:00:13,700谁点的鲜虾加龙虾酱who was the shrimp with lobster sauce?700:00:13,760 - 00:00:14,800那是我的that would be me.800:00:14,860 - 00:00:18,860朝这里看 你这个肮脏的小美味come to papa, you un-kosher delight.900:00:18,930 - 00:00:21,530我这话可不光是对着食物说哦im not necessarily talking to the food.1000:00:26,400 - 00:00:28,660坐一边去sit over there.1100:00:33,360 - 00:00:34,860坐一边去sit over there.1200:00:44,460 - 00:00:45,660婴儿纸巾baby wipe?1300:00:45,730 - 00:00:46,900你干嘛用why do you have.1400:00:46,960 - 00:00:48,860-别问 -别 别问no, dont ask! no, dont, dont!1500:00:50,000 - 00:00:51,060我来告诉你为什么ill tell you why.1600:00:52,430 - 00:00:54,030我必须消毒我的手i had to sanitize my hands1700:00:54,100 - 00:00:57,130因为大学把 厕所里擦手的纸巾because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms1800:00:57,200 - 00:00:58,330换成了吹风机with hot air blowers.1900:00:58,400 - 00:01:00,530我怎么感觉吹风机更卫生i thought the blowers were more sanitary.2000:01:00,600 - 00:01:02,100别问啊really, dont. why.?2100:01:02,160 - 00:01:07,060吹风机可以说是细菌 和瘟疫的发源地hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence.2200:01:07,130 - 00:01:08,500老实说 用吹风机的话frankly, itd be more hygienic2300:01:08,560 - 00:01:09,830还不如让一只得了瘟疫的长臂猿打喷嚏打到我手干if they just had a plague-infested gibbon2400:01:09,900 - 00:01:12,200来得卫生呢sneeze my hands dry.2500:01:12,260 - 00:01:14,100伙计们 我有一个天大的hey, guys, i just got the most amazing2600:01:14,160 - 00:01:15,660好消息news.2700:01:18,000 - 00:01:19,730天呐 拉杰 你如果不喝醉的话gosh, raj, do you think youll ever be able2800:01:19,800 - 00:01:21,800是不是永远都不能在我面前说话to talk in front of me without being drunk?2900:01:24,500 - 00:01:27,660好吧 那我 就自己一个人去吃了okay, well, ill just, um, go eat by myself.3000:01:27,730 - 00:01:29,130佩妮 你不需要这样的penny, you dont have to do that.3100:01:29,200 - 00:01:33,100没事 考虑到他不说话 他说的话 还有他oh, its okay, between him not talking, him talking and him.3200:01:35,200 - 00:01:36,900我最好还是离开吧im better off alone.3300:01:36,960 - 00:01:39,700再见 你这个可怜的怪人good-bye, you poor, strange little man.3400:01:44,260 - 00:01:45,740她太贴心了shes so considerate.3500:01:46,030 - 00:01:47,330你有什么大新闻so whats your news?3600:01:47,400 - 00:01:48,760还记得那个我定位的remember that little planetary object3700:01:48,830 - 00:01:49,830比凯伯带天体更远的那颗行星吗i spotted beyond the kuiper belt?3800:01:49,900 - 00:01:52,630哦对 2008-nq sub-17oh, yeah, 2008-nq sub-17.3900:01:52,700 - 00:01:55,060或者用我的叫法 宝莱坞星or as i call it, planet bollywood.4000:01:55,130 - 00:01:56,560由于我的发现anyway, because of4100:01:56,630 - 00:01:58,630人物杂志把我提名为my discovery, people magazine is naming me4200:01:58,700 - 00:02:00,73030岁以下的30大焦点人物之一了one of their 30 under 30 to watch.4300:02:00,800 - 00:02:02,560拉杰 祝贺你raj. congratulations.4400:02:02,630 - 00:02:03,700太棒了thats incredible.4500:02:03,760 - 00:02:05,300不好意思excuse me,4600:02:05,360 - 00:02:09,36030岁以下的什么30大人物的什么焦点30 what under 30 what to watch what?4700:02:09,430 - 00:02:12,46030岁以下的30名值得关注的梦想家30 visionaries under 30 years of age to watch4800:02:12,530 - 00:02:14,660因为他们对自己领域的一些传统臆断提出了挑战as they challenge the preconceptions of their fields.4900:02:14,730 - 00:02:18,200让我猜百万次我都不会想到是这样if i had a million guesses, i never would have gotten that.5000:02:19,630 - 00:02:21,160真是相当酷的 他们让我和一个its pretty cool. theyve got me in5100:02:21,230 - 00:02:23,330在研究印度尼西亚饥荒问题的人一起入选with a guy whos doing something about hunger in indonesia,5200:02:23,400 - 00:02:25,200还有一位精神治疗师 他在用海豚and a psychotherapist whos using dolphins5300:02:25,260 - 00:02:26,600来感化囚犯to rehabilitate prisoners,5400:02:26,660 - 00:02:27,960还有爱伦佩基and ellen page,5500:02:28,030 - 00:02:31,500他是那部独立电影朱诺里的明星star of the charming independent film, juno.5600:02:31,560 - 00:02:34,030我绝对想上她oh, id so do her.5700:02:35,800 - 00:02:39,030你连海豚都想上youd do the dolphins.5800:02:39,100 - 00:02:40,860你在用的那个我设计的望远摄像机的固定架do i get an honorable mention for designing5900:02:40,930 - 00:02:43,130在采访中你会不会提到the telescope camera mounting bracket you used?6000:02:43,200 - 00:02:44,700不好意思sorry, its not part6100:02:44,760 - 00:02:46,360这和我所要叙述的温馨故事无关of my heartwarming and personal narrative6200:02:46,430 - 00:02:48,700我是一个从新德里来的傻男孩in which a humble boy from new delhi overcame6300:02:48,760 - 00:02:50,200我克服了贫困和歧视poverty and prejudice6400:02:50,260 - 00:02:53,260不远万里来到了美国寻找梦想and journeyed to america to reach for the stars.6500:02:53,330 - 00:02:55,300贫困吗 你老爸是个妇科医生poverty? your fathers a gynecologist.6600:02:55,360 - 00:02:57,030他开的是宾利he drives a bentley.6700:02:57,100 - 00:02:59,400那是租的its a lease.6800:03:02,460 - 00:03:04,060我有点搞不懂im confused.6900:03:04,130 - 00:03:06,800是不是由什么行业审查委员会was there some sort of peer review committee7000:03:06,860 - 00:03:09,000来决定选那些人to determine which scientists would be included?7100:03:09,060 - 00:03:10,760行业审查 这是人物杂志peer review? its people magazine.7200:03:10,830 - 00:03:12,900人们选择了我people picked me.7300:03:12,960 - 00:03:14,300什么人what people?7400:03:14,360 - 00:03:16,900人物里的那些人啊the people from people.7500:03:16,960 - 00:03:19,030那这些到底是什么人yeah, but exactly who are these people?7600:03:19,100 - 00:03:20,300他们有什么凭据吗what are their credentials?7700:03:20,360 - 00:03:21,730为什么他们有资格评选how are they qualified?7800:03:21,800 - 00:03:24,400偶然发现了一块在太阳系里what makes accidentally noticing a hunk of rock7900:03:24,460 - 00:03:26,230慢悠悠地飘了几十亿年的thats been traipsing around the solar system8000:03:26,300 - 00:03:28,500大石头为什么就比其他for billions of years more noteworthy8100:03:28,560 - 00:03:32,10030岁以下科学家的成就 更加杰出呢than any other scientific accomplishment made by someone under 30?8200:03:32,160 - 00:03:36,860天呐 我想爱伦佩基的朋友们 不会这样损她的boy, ill bet ellen pages friends arent giving her this kind of crap.8300:03:41,360 - 00:03:42,600这下你感到自豪了吗are you proud of yourself?8400:03:42,660 - 00:03:45,930总的来说 是的in general, yes.8500:04:14,730 - 00:04:17,660哦 漏掉的中微子原来在这儿oh, theres my missing neutrino.8600:04:17,730 - 00:04:20,400你就像一个不稳定的电荷一样躲躲藏藏的you were hiding from me as an unbalanced charge,8700:04:20,460 - 00:04:23,300是吗 你这个亚原子魔鬼werent you, you little sub-atomic dickens?8800:04:23,360 - 00:04:24,660谢尔顿hey, sheldon.8900:04:24,730 - 00:04:25,860看啊hey, look,9000:04:25,930 - 00:04:27,160我找到了那个中微子look, i found my missing neutrino.9100:04:27,230 - 00:04:29,860太好了 我们可以把他从牛奶盒上拿下来了oh good, we can take it off the milk carton.9200:04:31,460 - 00:04:32,800走吧 我们去和拉杰道歉come on, were going to apologize to raj9300:04:32,860 - 00:04:33,900请他去吃晚饭and invite him out to dinner.9400:04:33,960 - 00:04:35,900道什么歉apologize for what?9500:04:35,960 - 00:04:38,360他昨天带了一个好消息来he came over last night with some pretty good news9600:04:38,430 - 00:04:40,260但我们都很不热情and we werent very supportive.9700:04:40,330 - 00:04:43,860我感觉你像是要说什么i sense youre trying to tell me something.9800:04:43,930 - 00:04:47,930你昨天相当欠扁you were a colossal asshat.9900:04:49,230 - 00:04:51,300没有吧no, i beg to differ.10000:04:51,360 - 00:04:53,930在我们3个人之间 我是最热情的一个of the three of us, i was by far the most supportive.10100:04:54,000 - 00:04:55,760是吗 来说说really? do tell.10200:04:55,830 - 00:04:57,900如果拉杰的朋友们把门槛降低的话how will raj ever reach true greatness10300:04:57,960 - 00:04:59,600他怎么能找到科学的真谛呢if his friends lower the bar for him?10400:04:59,660 - 00:05:01,430我11岁的时候when i was 11,10500:05:01,500 - 00:05:02,930我妹妹给我爸买了一个my sister bought our father10600:05:03,000 - 00:05:04,360写着世界上最好的爸爸字样的咖啡杯a worlds greatest dad coffee mug10700:05:04,430 - 00:05:08,160老实说 他一生就这么晃荡下去了and, frankly, the man coasted until the day he died.10800:05:09,400 - 00:05:10,730那么这么说吧okay, lets try it this way.10900:05:10,800 - 00:05:13,960如果这个什么人物杂志 是拉杰能得到的最高成就呢what if this people magazine thing is the best raj is ever going to achieve?11000:05:14,030 - 00:05:17,160这我到没想到i had not considered that.11100:05:17,230 - 00:05:18,700走吧come on.11200:05:18,760 - 00:05:21,730我总是忘了普通人是有极限的i often forget other people have limitations.11300:05:21,800 - 00:05:24,200真是悲哀its so sad.11400:05:24,260 - 00:05:25,960他能感到悲哀he can feel sadness?11500:05:26,030 - 00:05:27,230不太能not really.11600:05:27,300 - 00:05:29,360我们管这个叫自以为是its what you and i would call condescension.11700:05:30,730 - 00:05:33,960我们进去的时候 得让他觉得我们为他高兴now when we go in there, lets show raj that were happy for him.11800:05:34,030 - 00:05:37,230看是我不觉得啊but im not.11900:05:37,300 - 00:05:38,960那就装得高兴well, then fake it.12000:05:39,030 - 00:05:39,960你看我look at me.12100:05:40,030 - 00:05:43,200我可以完全不去想 如果没有我的电子望远镜i could be grinding on the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount12200:05:43,260 - 00:05:47,660他永远也不能发现 那块愚蠢的宇宙垃圾he never would have found that stupid, little clump of cosmic schmutz.12300:05:49,400 - 00:05:51,330我很牛吧but im bigger than that.12400:05:51,400 - 00:05:52,430好了fine.12500:05:52,500 - 00:05:53,500那你让我怎么做what do you want me to do?12600:05:53,560 - 00:05:55,400笑smile.12700:06:02,900 - 00:06:06,630太可怕了oh, crap, thats terrifying.12800:06:08,230 - 00:06:12,500我们是去看库萨帕里 不是去干掉蝙蝠侠were here to see koothrappali, not kill batman.12900:06:12,560 - 00:06:14,960笑不露齿try less teeth.13000:06:19,660 - 00:06:21,600差不多了close enough. come on.13100:06:24,000 - 00:06:25,130嗨 拉杰hey, raj.13200:06:25,200 - 00:06:26,530怎么了hey, guys. whats up?13300:06:26,600 - 00:06:28,530我们今天晚上想请你吃饭we just wanted to invite you out to dinner tonight.13400:06:28,600 - 00:06:31,100庆祝一下你的大器早成to celebrate your 30 under 30 thing.13500:06:31,160 - 00:06:32,500对吧 谢尔顿right, sheldon?13600:06:35,800 - 00:06:37,430你们太好了thats very nice of you.13700:06:37,500 - 00:06:38,460我很乐意去i would like that.13800:06:38,530 - 00:06:40,130-孩子们 -盖博豪斯博士hello, boys. dr. gablehauser.13900:06:40,200 - 00:06:41,130库萨帕里博士dr. koothrappali.14000:06:41,200 - 00:06:42,130盖博豪斯博士dr. gablehauser.14100:06:42,200 - 00:06:43,560-霍夫斯塔德博士 -盖博豪斯博士dr. hofstader. dr. gablehauser.14200:06:43,630 - 00:06:45,030-库珀博士 -盖博豪斯博士dr. cooper. dr. gablehauser.14300:06:45,100 - 00:06:47,760沃罗威茨先生mr. wolowitz.14400:06:47,830 - 00:06:49,860孩子们 我有个问题要问你们boys, ive got a question for you14500:06:49,930 - 00:06:51,100这个房间里who in this room14600:06:51,160 - 00:06:52,600谁发现了颗星星恒星discovered a star?14700:06:52,660 - 00:06:55,460事实上 2009-nq sub-17只是颗行星actually, 2008-nq sub-17 is a planetary body.14800:06:55,530 - 00:06:57,430我不是在说你 是说我呢im not talking about you, im talking about me.14900:06:58,630 - 00:07:00,530你 我来自异国他乡的青年朋友you, my exotic young friend,15000:07:00,600 - 00:07:02,660就是我的明星are my star.15100:07:02,730 - 00:07:04,730但他不是你发掘出来的but you didnt discover him.15200:07:04,800 - 00:07:05,900你以前都不会留意到他you merely noticed he was here,15300:07:05,960 - 00:07:08,760就跟他也没怎么留意过2008-nq sub-17much like he did with 2008-nq sub-17.15400:07:08,830 - 00:07:09,760谢尔顿sheldon.15500:07:09,830 - 00:07:10,900不好意思oh, sorry.15600:07:14,060 - 00:07:16,260孩子 我们真该给你换个好点的办公室boy, weve got to get you into a better office.15700:07:16,330 - 00:07:18,400能配得上你的名气something more suited to your status.15800:07:18,460 - 00:07:20,060真的不用麻烦了really, you dont have to go to any trouble.15900:07:20,130 - 00:07:22,060我把你安排到冯哥图尔以前的办公室怎么样how about if i put you in von gerlichs old office?16000:07:22,130 - 00:07:23,560我更喜欢菲什宾的 更宽敞一点id rather have fishbeins. its bigger.16100:07:25,130 - 00:07:27,360等等 自打菲什宾穿浴袍出现在办公室那天wait a minute, i called dibs on fishbeins office16200:07:27,430 - 00:07:30,830我就申请他的办公室了the day he started showing up at work in his bathrobe.16300:07:30,900 - 00:07:32,400能给他换办公室 就不能he gets a new office, i cant even get16400:07:32,460 - 00:07:34,600-在男厕所放点擦手巾 -谢尔顿-paper towels in the mens room? -sheldon.16500:07:34,660 - 00:07:36,300该死 真难为我了damn, this is hard.16600:07:43,600 - 00:07:45,030让我问问你们let me ask you something.16700:07:45,100 - 00:07:46,800你们觉得咱们的工作为的是什么what do you think the business of this place is?16800:07:52,500 - 00:07:53,760科学science16900:07:53,830 - 00:07:55,430-是钱 -告诉过你吧-money. -told you.17000:07:57,000 - 00:07:59,360这孩子的照片上了人物周刊and this boys picture in people magazine17100:07:59,430 - 00:08:01,760能给我们带来多少钱is gonna raise us a pile of money taller than.17200:08:01,830 - 00:08:04,330堆起来比你高well, taller than you.17300:08:06,030 - 00:08:07,730我有个硕士文凭的i have a masters degree.17400:08:07,800 - 00:08:09,360谁没有啊who doesnt?17500:08:10,600 - 00:08:12,730库萨帕里博士 你有没有dr. koothrappali, have you ever had lunch17600:08:12,800 - 00:08:14,260在院长的餐厅吃过午饭呢in the presidents dining room?17700:08:14,330 - 00:08:16,800我都不知道还有专门给院长的餐厅i didnt even know there was a presidents dining room.17800:08:16,860 - 00:08:19,630和食堂的食物种类一样 就是更新鲜一点its the same food as the cafeteria, only fresh.17900:08:19,700 - 00:08:20,800走吧 小同志come on, little buddy.18000:08:20,860 - 00:08:21,900好滴 老同志okay, big buddy.18100:08:21,960 - 00:08:23,100大家晚上见see you tonight, guys.18200:08:26,900 - 00:08:28,400你不用笑了you can stop smiling now.18300:08:31,660 - 00:08:34,300用过美妙的午餐之后so anyway, after a fantastic lunch,18400:08:34,360 - 00:08:36,400他们就催我去人物周刊拍照i was whisked off to the people magazine photo shoot.18500:08:36,460 - 00:08:38,660孩子们你们去过专业拍照的地方么have any of you boys ever been to a photo shoot?18600:08:38,730 - 00:08:39,700没啊uh-uh. no.18700:08:39,760 - 00:08:41,060很神奇的哦its fantastic.18800:08:41,130 - 00:08:45,000很明显 镜头对我很有爱 我也很上镜apparently, the camera loves me and i, it.18900:08:45,060 - 00:08:50,200我站在星空的背景前面 拍照 我摆了个这样的姿势they shot me in front of a starry background where i posed like this.19000:08:55,660 - 00:08:57,900他们要ps一个超新星进去theyre going to digitally add a supernova.19100:08:57,960 - 00:09:00,830他们觉得这样能完美诠释 我辉煌的天赋they say its the perfect metaphor for my incandescent talent.19200:09:00,900 - 00:09:03,360没错 就像一个炽热的大火球right, a ball of hot, flaming gas19300:09:03,430 - 00:09:05,730分崩离析that collapses upon itself.19400:09:07,200 - 00:09:08,130抱歉excuse me.19500:09:08,200 - 00:09:10,060是我的助理特雷弗打来的oh, its my assistant, trevor.19600:09:10,130 - 00:09:11,700我是库萨帕里go for koothrappali.19700:09:11,760 - 00:09:13,730还给他配个助理they gave him an assistant19800:09:13,800 - 00:09:17,760我想要根笔 还得拿着剪线钳去银行if i want a new pen, i have to go to the bank with wire cutters.19900:09:17,830 - 00:09:20,860咱们已经尽到所有该尽的社会责任了吧have we at this point met our social obligations?20000:09:20,930 - 00:09:22,130还没not yet.20100:09:22,200 - 00:09:23,660好吧 先安排到我的日程里okay, just put it on my calendar,20200:09:23,730 - 00:09:25,560同时帮我想个我出席不了的理由but start thinking of a reason why i cant go.20300:09:25,630 - 00:09:28,260哦了么 我挂了all righty? koothrappali out.20400:09:28,330 - 00:09:29,730上帝保佑那孩子god bless that boy.20500:09:29,800 - 00:09:30,700没有他我非忙死不可i dont know what id do without him.20600:09:30,760 - 00:09:32,930你今天下午才有的助理啊you just got him this afternoon.20700:09:33,000 - 00:09:36,300没错 但我觉得我是得有个仆人yes, but im finding that having a lackey suits me.20800:09:36,360 - 00:09:37,930仆人a lackey?20900:09:38,000 - 00:09:39,660不好意思 是不是法律不允许啊oh, im sorry. is that politically incorrect?21000:09:39,730 - 00:09:42,800在印度 我们称其为贱民in india, we just call them untouchables.21100:09:42,860 - 00:09:43,930现在now?21200:09:44,000 - 00:09:46,100快了almost.21300:09:46,160 - 00:09:48,660说到贱民 我给你们带来了好消息speaking of untouchables, ive got great news for you guys.21400:09:51,030 - 00:09:52,460这周六人物杂志要举行个招待会people magazine is having a reception this saturday21500:09:52,530 - 00:09:54,500我设法让你们也被邀请了and i managed to get yo