高中英语 生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕11素材.doc

生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕11200:02:55,920 - 00:02:59,900300:02:59,910 - 00:03:03,910翻译：米小勒 madd 海因里希 joanna400:02:59,910 - 00:03:03,910500:03:03,910 - 00:03:07,910后期：孤帆 时间轴：小e600:03:03,910 - 00:03:07,910700:03:07,910 - 00:03:11,910校对：joanna madd 总监：yy800:03:07,910 - 00:03:11,910900:03:14,010 - 00:03:16,710生活大爆炸 第四季第十一集1000:00:07,020 - 00:00:08,480水魔王water demon.1100:00:10,140 - 00:00:11,960冰龙ice dragon.1200:00:12,710 - 00:00:15,500卡哈战神lesser warlord of kaa.1300:00:15,500 - 00:00:17,690慢着not so fast.1400:00:18,570 - 00:00:20,550无敌谢尔顿infinite sheldon.1500:00:22,210 - 00:00:23,460无敌谢尔顿infinite sheldon?1600:00:23,460 - 00:00:26,450是的 无敌谢尔顿能击败其他所有牌yes, infinite sheldon defeats all other cards1700:00:26,450 - 00:00:28,720而且没有违背自制卡牌的规则and does not violate the rule against homemade cards1800:00:28,720 - 00:00:31,080因为这规则是我在工作时发明的because i made it at work.1900:00:32,930 - 00:00:35,720你明白为何别人都不想跟你一起玩吗do you understand why people dont want to play with you?2000:00:35,720 - 00:00:37,060不明白no.2100:00:37,060 - 00:00:40,260虽然我从幼儿园开始就一直被问这个问题although its a question ive been pondering since preschool.2200:00:45,650 - 00:00:47,990你的科学杂志寄到了我的邮箱里hey, your copy of science magazine was in my mailbox.2300:00:47,990 - 00:00:49,130哦 谢了oh, thanks. mm-hmm.2400:00:49,130 - 00:00:51,830看啊 这期讲的都是关于星球的内容check it out, all about planets this month.2500:00:52,260 - 00:00:53,850这是颗原子thats an atom.2600:00:54,970 - 00:00:56,880各抒己见嘛agree to disagree.2700:00:57,890 - 00:00:59,430这就是我喜爱科学的原因thats what i love about science.2800:00:59,430 - 00:01:01,500因为总没有正确的答案theres no one right answer.2900:01:06,350 - 00:01:07,510那么.so.3000:01:07,510 - 00:01:08,680你和扎克又在一起了吗you and zack again, huh?3100:01:08,680 - 00:01:10,830是啊 我和扎克又在一起了yeah, yeah, me and zack again.3200:01:10,830 - 00:01:12,890我俩之前来过吗were we here earlier?3300:01:14,440 - 00:01:15,560好吧 我看我们还是走吧okay, we should, we should go.3400:01:15,560 - 00:01:16,430等下ah, not yet.3500:01:16,430 - 00:01:18,620我还想和这帮捣腾科学的小子聊聊科学呢i want to talk science with the science dudes.3600:01:18,620 - 00:01:22,920好棒哦 科学小子们要和你聊科学了oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you.3700:01:23,690 - 00:01:24,760你想聊点啥呢what do you want to talk about,3800:01:24,760 - 00:01:28,680岩石 恐龙还是我们的好朋友海狸呢rocks, dinosaurs, our friend the beaver?3900:01:29,970 - 00:01:32,520我在探索频道看过件妙事you know, i saw this great thing on the discovery channel.4000:01:32,520 - 00:01:34,670原来海星一旦被杀turns out that if you kill a starfish,4100:01:34,670 - 00:01:36,580它会立刻复活itll just come back to life.4200:01:38,430 - 00:01:40,270那海星没穿拳击短裤吧was the starfish wearing boxer shorts?4300:01:40,270 - 00:01:43,040也许你看的是尼克频道儿童频道because you might have been watching nickelodeon.4400:01:45,540 - 00:01:49,470不 我比较确定看的是探索频道no, im almost sure that it was the discovery channel.4500:01:49,470 - 00:01:50,140那是个不错的节目it was a great show.4600:01:50,140 - 00:01:52,930节目还说海豚可能比人还聪明they also said dolphins might be smarter than people.4700:01:53,280 - 00:01:56,070海豚可能比某些人聪明they might be smarter than some people.4800:01:58,210 - 00:02:00,620也许我们可以做个试验看看maybe we can do an experiment to find out.4900:02:00,620 - 00:02:01,920这很容易thats easy enough.5000:02:01,920 - 00:02:05,170我们找一缸水 找个海豚能穿过去的铁圈wed need a large tank of water, a hoop to jump through,5100:02:05,170 - 00:02:09,550再找一桶你喜欢吃的饵料就行了and a bucket of whatever bite-sized treats you find tasty.5200:02:15,980 - 00:02:17,600我没听懂i dont get it.5300:02:18,080 - 00:02:20,010海豚可能懂a dolphin might.5400:02:23,670 - 00:02:24,230我明白了oh, i see.5500:02:24,230 - 00:02:25,870你们是说我傻是吧you guys are inferring that im stupid.5600:02:25,870 - 00:02:27,430你这就错了thats not correct.5700:02:27,430 - 00:02:29,800我们是在暗喻we were implying it.5800:02:30,920 - 00:02:33,330是你自己说出来的you then inferred it.5900:02:36,550 - 00:02:38,070我们走lets go.6000:02:40,520 - 00:02:41,760有这样一群人you know, for a group of guys6100:02:41,760 - 00:02:44,330一辈子可能都会被别人羞辱欺负着who claim they spent most of their lives being bullied,6200:02:44,330 - 00:02:45,870你们就是那羞辱人的混蛋you can be real jerks.6300:02:45,870 - 00:02:47,770为你们感到羞耻shame on all of you.6400:02:50,450 - 00:02:52,470我什么都没做过啊what the hell did i do?6500:02:53,530 - 00:02:55,230你笑了you laughed.6600:03:22,980 - 00:03:24,050你们也认同佩妮的说法吗do you think pennys right?6700:03:24,050 - 00:03:25,790我们刚才是在欺负扎克吗were we bullying zack?6800:03:25,790 - 00:03:27,520不 我知道什么叫欺负no, i know bullying.6900:03:27,520 - 00:03:31,250他刚才走得很淡定 内裤也好端端地在屁股上呢he left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants-free.7000:03:32,800 - 00:03:35,500而且也没人把鸡鸡画到他额头上啊and nobody drew a penis on his forehead.7100:03:37,880 - 00:03:39,580有人画到过你额头上吗that happened to you?7200:03:40,070 - 00:03:41,920我去板球训练营的第一天first day of cricket camp.7300:03:41,920 - 00:03:44,710他们就是想拿我的俩眼睛当蛋蛋they drew it so the testicles were my eyes.7400:03:48,580 - 00:03:51,090我觉得我们还是得跟那家伙道个歉i dont know, i think we might owe the guy an apology.7500:03:51,090 - 00:03:53,640-那你去道歉呗 -为什么是我去- so go apologize. - why me?7600:03:53,640 - 00:03:56,280你开的头 我们只是附和罢了you started it, we just piled on.7700:03:57,400 - 00:03:58,620那我该怎么说what would i even say?7800:03:58,620 - 00:04:01,420扎克 很抱歉 你太蠢了zack, im sorry youre stupid.7900:04:04,090 - 00:04:06,040吃点奶球吧have a milk dud.8000:04:07,310 - 00:04:08,350奶球a milk dud?8100:04:08,350 - 00:04:11,050是的 凭借奶球这自嘲的名字yeah, milk duds, with their self-deprecating name8200:04:11,050 - 00:04:12,920外加温和的口味and remarkably mild flavor,8300:04:12,920 - 00:04:16,050是盒装糖果里最能表达歉意的are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.8400:04:17,520 - 00:04:18,420我有个好主意i got a better idea.8500:04:18,420 - 00:04:19,270这事儿我们都有责任were all responsible.8600:04:19,270 - 00:04:20,840所以都该去道歉i say we all go.8700:04:23,890 - 00:04:25,950拜托 谁跟我一起去一下呢come on, whos with me?8800:04:27,320 - 00:04:30,520跟我去的我赠送漫画书 谁想去一下呢free comic books to anyone who comes with me.8900:04:31,750 - 00:04:34,290我可能会被海扁一顿 你们不想看看吗i might get punched. you really want to miss that?9000:04:39,750 - 00:04:41,490薄荷糖也挺有道歉味道的junior mints are pretty apologetic.9100:04:41,490 - 00:04:43,590你这是在自取其辱youre embarrassing yourself.9200:04:47,970 - 00:04:49,510佩妮penny.9300:04:54,880 - 00:04:57,980-什么事 -我们想跟扎克说两句 扎克你还好吗- what? - yeah, we came to talk to zack. hey, zack.9400:04:57,980 - 00:04:59,310你们想怎么样what do you want?9500:04:59,310 - 00:05:00,920我们之前说的那些listen, the stuff we were saying before,9600:05:00,920 - 00:05:02,640只不过是跟你开玩笑来着we were just kidding around.9700:05:02,640 - 00:05:03,370才不是呢no, you werent.9800:05:03,370 - 00:05:04,930你们刚才在嘲讽我you were making fun of me.9900:05:05,260 - 00:05:06,790拜托 我们经常这样的come on, thats what we do.10000:05:06,790 - 00:05:09,130互相找不痛快we give each other a hard time.10100:05:09,130 - 00:05:10,050喂 谢尔顿hey, sheldon,10200:05:10,050 - 00:05:12,190你长得像在祈祷的螳螂you look like a praying mantis.10300:05:14,510 - 00:05:15,460你这话太伤人了thats very hurtful.10400:05:15,460 - 00:05:17,050看到了吧see?10500:05:18,290 - 00:05:20,880我不知道 还是觉得很不爽i dont know, it still wasnt very nice.10600:05:20,880 - 00:05:22,980奶球要吗milk dud?10700:05:22,980 - 00:05:24,620爱死奶球了oh, i love milk duds.10800:05:26,210 - 00:05:27,960好了 咱们和好了okay, were cool.10900:05:29,950 - 00:05:32,650还说薄荷糖吗junior mints.11000:05:33,230 - 00:05:34,480你们想进来喝杯啤酒吗you guys want to come in and have a beer?11100:05:34,480 - 00:05:36,260我们正打算去漫画书店呢uh, were on our way to the comic book store.11200:05:36,260 - 00:05:37,870莱纳德请客哦leonards buying.11300:05:37,870 - 00:05:38,740真的吗really?11400:05:38,740 - 00:05:39,950我有整整一百万年i havent been to a comic book store11500:05:39,950 - 00:05:42,150没去过漫画书店了in literally a million years.11600:05:42,530 - 00:05:43,590真的吗literally?11700:05:43,590 - 00:05:46,390是字面上理解的一百万年吗literally a million years?11800:05:47,050 - 00:05:48,270打住dont.11900:05:48,270 - 00:05:49,770-你想和他们一起去吗 -不想- you want to go with em? - no.12000:05:49,770 - 00:05:51,030-哦 那就回见了 -等等- okay, see you later. - wait,12100:05:51,030 - 00:05:55,780等等 你为了去漫画书店就丢下我吗w-w-w-wait, youre ditching me to go look at comic books?12200:05:55,780 - 00:05:57,190你生我气了吗are you mad at me?12300:05:57,190 - 00:05:59,070我不高兴了im not happy.12400:06:01,190 - 00:06:02,840奶球要吗milk dud?12500:06:06,800 - 00:06:09,020哇 这地方太赞了wow, this place is awesome.12600:06:09,020 - 00:06:10,930阿奇的漫画一般在哪儿where do they keep the archies?12700:06:09,020 - 00:06:10,930美国著名漫画出版商12800:06:11,640 - 00:06:15,330在十岁小姑娘的卧室里 在那儿才对in the bedrooms of ten-year-old girls, where they belong.12900:06:15,590 - 00:06:17,280你说的那是老阿奇漫画oh, no, youre thinking old-school archie.13000:06:17,280 - 00:06:19,040现在已经成熟多了its much more sophisticated now.13100:06:19,040 - 00:06:20,570比如说 有两个宇宙like, theres two universes,13200:06:20,570 - 00:06:22,060阿奇在一个宇宙去了贝蒂and archies married to betty in one13300:06:22,060 - 00:06:23,370在另一个娶了维罗妮卡and veronica in the other.13400:06:23,370 - 00:06:25,650出自阿奇new look系列第三期13500:06:23,370 - 00:06:25,650米吉甚至和慕思分手了midge is even breaking up with moose.13600:06:25,650 - 00:06:27,260不会吧no.13700:06:27,790 - 00:06:29,330早该改了 对吧about time, right?13800:06:30,010 - 00:06:33,770你们终于合伙雇了位保镖啦hey. you guys finally chip in for a bodyguard?13900:06:35,450 - 00:06:36,930不是 这位是扎克uh, no. oh, this is zack.14000:06:36,930 - 00:06:38,900只是朋友而已hes a friend of ours.14100:06:38,900 - 00:06:39,840扎克 这位是斯图尔特zack, this is stuart.14200:06:39,840 - 00:06:41,100这儿的老板he owns the store.14300:06:41,100 - 00:06:42,890哇 好福气啊wow, lucky you.14400:06:42,890 - 00:06:45,540是啊 我每周上70小时的班yeah, i work 70 hours a week14500:06:45,540 - 00:06:48,710平均每小时赚一块六毛五and average $1.65 an hour.14600:06:49,140 - 00:06:51,000很赞啊sweet.14700:06:52,410 - 00:06:53,970他这是讽刺我吗is that sarcasm?14800:06:53,970 - 00:06:58,000非也 他是在控诉无能的美国教育系统no, its an indictment of the american education system.14900:06:58,860 - 00:07:00,420阿奇漫画都在那边呢the archies are over here.15000:07:00,420 - 00:07:02,150好滴yippee.15100:07:03,900 - 00:07:06,730你们几位来不来我的新年化装派对啊so are you guys coming to my new years eve costume party?15200:07:06,730 - 00:07:07,640当然来啊of course.15300:07:07,640 - 00:07:09,880我们要组成美国正义联盟were coming as the justice league of america.15400:07:07,640 - 00:07:09,880美国dc漫画公司创作的超级英雄团队15500:07:09,880 - 00:07:11,130阵容安排得换一下switching it up from last year15600:07:11,130 - 00:07:14,270不能和去年的重复了when we came as the justice league of america.15700:07:14,990 - 00:07:16,100你这么一提to that point,15800:07:16,100 - 00:07:19,150让我忽然想起来 我们今年很有可能it occurs to me that we might have an opportunity15900:07:19,150 - 00:07:21,760最终赢得最佳团体服饰奖to finally snare best group costume16000:07:21,760 - 00:07:23,850只要我们加强了当初的短板if we shore up our weak link,16100:07:23,850 - 00:07:26,850显然也就是莱纳德扮的超人which is clearly leonard as superman.16200:07:28,070 - 00:07:29,810喂 我今年新买了靴子好吧hey, i got new boots this year.16300:07:29,810 - 00:07:32,240保证能增高三英寸guaranteed to add three inches.16400:07:33,090 - 00:07:34,910真可悲thats sad.16500:07:36,320 - 00:07:37,790请扪心自问lets ask ourselves:16600:07:37,790 - 00:07:40,000我们认识的人中有哪位is there anyone we know16700:07:40,000 - 00:07:44,780能扮好更爷们更合适的氪星之子即超人呢who would make a more manly and convincing son of krypton?16800:07:44,780 - 00:07:47,670比穿高跟靴的莱纳德更爷们吗than leonard in high-heeled boots?16900:07:48,490 - 00:07:51,240跟穿高跟靴的霍华德老妈呢howards mother in high-heeled boots?17000:07:53,850 - 00:07:57,440我想到了那边那位i was thinking specifically of the gentleman over there17100:07:57,440 - 00:08:02,260念念有词欣赏最新贝蒂和维罗妮卡的先生moving his lips as he enjoys the latest exploits of betty and veronica.17200:08:05,660 - 00:08:07,140扎克吗zack?17300:08:07,140 - 00:08:11,460他是我们认识的 唯一有真正肌肉的人he is the only person we know with actual muscles.17400:08:11,460 - 00:08:13,800你们不能让扎克代替我you cant replace me with zack.17500:08:13,800 - 00:08:16,140为啥不行 佩妮不就这么做了why not? penny did it.17600:08:17,100 - 00:08:18,420对啊 她好像比以前更开心了yeah, she seems happier.17700:08:18,420 - 00:08:20,340为啥我们不行why wouldnt we be?17800:08:20,950 - 00:08:21,710爽啊score.17900:08:21,710 - 00:08:23,810我找到了高中生阿奇 贝蒂和维罗妮卡i got an archie, betty and veronica,18000:08:23,810 - 00:08:24,970还有笨瓜这册and a jughead.18100:08:24,970 - 00:08:27,500我的周末完美了all set for my weekend number twos.18200:08:28,980 - 00:08:30,760恭喜恭喜congratulations.18300:08:30,760 - 00:08:35,130扎克 你觉得当超人感觉如何zack, how would you like to be superman?18400:08:35,130 - 00:08:38,240不知道诶 听起来责任重大啊i dont kow. sounds like a lot of responsibility.18500:08:42,130 - 00:08:43,780好吧 如果扎克当超人的话fine. if zacks gonna be superman,18600:08:43,780 - 00:08:45,080那我就要当绿灯侠i want to be green lantern.18700:08:45,080 - 00:08:46,120可我才是绿灯侠啊but im green lantern.18800:08:46,120 - 00:08:47,580你可以去当水行侠嘛you can be aquaman.18900:08:47,580 - 00:08:48,690我才不想当水行侠呢i dont want to be aquaman.19000:08:48,690 - 00:08:50,780太衰了he sucks.19100:08:51,960 - 00:08:54,660在水下都衰得不行he sucks underwater.19200:08:55,360 - 00:08:57,620还得喝鱼尿he sucks fish pee.19300:08:58,230 - 00:08:59,410容我插句嘴excuse me,19400:08:59,410 - 00:09:02,730我觉得水行侠会用他的通灵术i believe aquaman uses his telepathic powers19500:09:02,730 - 00:09:06,260让鱼儿们上别处撒尿去to request the fish do their business elsewhere.19600:09:07,450 - 00:09:08,150嗨 宝贝hey, babe.19700:09:08,150 - 00:09:09,470我还在生你的气im still mad at you.19800:09:09,470 - 00:09:11,630等听到这个天大的喜讯 你就不会生气了well, you wont be when you hear the great news.19900:09:11,630 - 00:09:12,860什么天大的喜讯what great news?20000:09:12,860 - 00:09:14,280我们在新年夜要去参加were going to a costume party20100:09:14,280 - 00:09:16,910漫画店的化装派对at the comic book store on new years eve,20200:09:16,910 - 00:09:19,220而你将扮成神奇女侠and you get to be wonder woman.20300:09:20,620 - 00:09:24,150还有防弹手镯和真理套索complete with bulletproof bracelets and lasso of truth.20400:09:24,610 - 00:09:26,920隐形飞机单独零售invisible plane sold separately.20500:09:27,870 - 00:09:29,030慢着 为什么是我wait, why me?20600:09:29,030 - 00:09:31,160为什么不找你女友做神奇女侠wh-why cant your girlfriend be wonder woman?20700:09:31,160 - 00:09:33,890她们实验室的人正在隔离中she and her lab team are under quarantine.20800:09:33,890 - 00:09:36,640貌似她们圣诞派对时用了seems at the christmas party they were doing jell-o shots20900:09:36,640 - 00:09:40,410装黄热病毒的培养皿做果冻杯out of petri dishes that used to contain yellow fever.21000:09:41,600 - 00:09:44,560好吧 那你朋友艾米呢okay, what about your friend amy?21100:09:44,560 - 00:09:47,540艾米菲拉福勒不会接受cosplay的amy farrah fowler doesnt believe in wearing costumes.21200:09:47,540 - 00:09:50,340她没我这么思想开放she isnt the free spirit i am.21300:09:53,520 - 00:09:54,450好吧 别妄想了okay, well, forget it.21400:09:54,450 - 00:09:55,770我可不想在新年夜im not spending my new years eve21500:09:55,770 - 00:09:58,960扮成神奇女侠在漫画店度过at a comic book store wearing a wonder woman costume.21600:10:00,570 - 00:10:04,350他说要是你当水行侠 他愿意当神奇女侠he says hell wear it if youll be aquaman.21700:10:22,520 - 00:10:24,140你在做啥子what are you doing?21800:10:24,550 - 00:10:25,820我们要迟到了were going to be late.21900:10:25,820 - 00:10:27,750我在紧张地踱步im pacing nervously.22000:10:28,510 - 00:10:30,120你这是在慢跑youre jogging.22100:10:30,120 - 00:10:32,270闪电侠就这么踱步的this is how the flash paces.22200:10:33,530 - 00:10:35,070淡定点 谢尔顿just chill out, sheldon.22300:10:35,070 - 00:10:37,970我不是谢尔顿 我是闪电侠im not sheldon. im the flash.22400:10:38,490 - 00:10:39,930现在我要去大峡谷吼叫and now im going to the grand canyon22500:10:39,930 - 00:10:42,040发泄我心中的沮丧to scream in frustration.22600:10:42,040 - 00:10:43,730我回来了im back.22700:10:46,860 - 00:10:49,020蝙蝠侠来也im batman.22800:10:50,180 - 00:10:51,590坑爹呢你oh, i hardly think so.22900:10:51,590 -