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功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 1 LegendLegendLegendLegend tellstellstellstells ofofofofa a a alegendarylegendarylegendarylegendary warrior warrior warrior warrior whosewhosewhosewhose K K K KungungungungF F F Fu u u uskillsskillsskillsskills werewerewerewere thethethethe stuffstuffstuffstuff ofofofof legend legend legend legend HeHeHeHe travelledtravelledtravelledtravelledthethethethelandlandlandlandsearchsearchsearchsearch ofofofof worthyworthyworthyworthy foes foes foes foes Evil Ox Isee youlike to chew Maybe you should chew on my fist TheTheTheThewarriorwarriorwarriorwarriorsaidsaidsaidsaidnothingnothingnothingnothing forforforforhishishishis mouthmouthmouthmouth waswaswaswasfull full full full ThenThenThenThenheheheheswallowed swallowed swallowed swallowed AndAndAndAndthenthenthenthenhehehehe spoke spoke spoke spoke Po Enough talk Let sfight HeHeHeHe waswaswaswas sosososo deadlydeadlydeadlydeadlyin in in infact fact fact fact thatthatthatthat hishishishis enemiesenemiesenemiesenemies willwillwillwill gogogogo blind blind blind blind fromfromfromfrom overoveroverover exposureexposureexposureexposure toto toto purepurepurepure awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness awesomeness Evil1 My eyes Evil2 He stoo awesome Rabbit1 And attractive Rabbit2 How canwe repay you 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 2 Po Thereisno charge forawesomeness Orattractiveness It It It Itmattedmattedmattedmattednotnotnotnothowhowhowhowmanymanymanymany foesfoesfoesfoeshehehehefaced faced faced faced TheyTheyTheyThey werewerewerewerenononono matchmatchmatchmatch forforforforhishishishis voracity voracity voracity voracity NeverNeverNeverNeverbeforebeforebeforebeforehadhadhadhada a a apandapandapandapanda beenbeenbeenbeen sosososo feared feared feared feared andandandandsosososo loved loved loved loved EvenEvenEvenEven thethethethe mostmostmostmost heroicheroicheroicheroic heroesheroesheroesheroesin in in inallallallall ofofofof China China China China TheTheTheThe FuriousFuriousFuriousFurious Five Five Five Five BowedBowedBowedBowedin in in inrespectrespectrespectrespect toto toto thisthisthisthis greatgreatgreatgreatmaster master master master Monkey Weshould hang out Po Agreed ButButButBut hanginghanginghanginghanging outoutoutout worldworldworldworld havehavehavehave toto toto wait wait wait wait CauseCauseCauseCause whenwhenwhenwhen youyouyouyou rerererefacingfacingfacingfacing thethethethe tentententen thousandthousandthousandthousand demonsdemonsdemonsdemonsofofofofdemondemondemondemon mountain mountain mountain mountain ThereThereThereThereis is is isonlyonlyonlyonlyoneoneoneone thingthingthingthing thatthatthatthatmattersmattersmattersmattersandandandandthatthatthatthat s s s s Monkey Get up Tigress You ll belate for work 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 3 Dad Po Get up Hey Po Whatareyou doing up there Po Ahh nothing Monkey Mantis Crane Viper Tigress Roarrr Ahh Dad Po let sgo You relate forwork Po Coming Sorry Dad Dad Sorry doesn tmaketheNoodles Whatareyou doing up there Allthat noise Po Oh nothing Just hadacrazy dream Dad About what Uh What were you dreaming about Po WhatwasI ah Iwas dreaming about Noodles Dad Noodles Youwere really dreaming about noodles Po Uh ya what else wouldI bedreaming about Oh careful Thatsoupis sharp Dad Oh Happy day My son finally havingthenoodle dream Youdon tknow how longIhave been waiting forthis moment Thisis asign Po 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 4 Po Uh asign ofwhat Dad Youarealmost ready tobeentrusted withthesecret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup And thenyou will fulfillyour destiny and take overthe restaurant Justas Itook over from my father who took over fromhisfather who wonitfroma friendoveragame ofmahjong Po Dad Dad Dad itwas justadream Dad No itwas THEDREAM We renoodle folk Broth runs through our veins Po But Dad didn t youever well wanted to do something else Something besidenoodles Dad Actually whenIwas young and crazy Ithought about running away and learning how to make tofu Po So why didn tyou Dad Oh becauseitwasastupid dream Canyouimaginememaking tofu Ha ha ha TOFU no we allhave our place in this world Mineishere andyoursis 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 5 Po Iknow ishere Dad No It stables 2 5 7 and 12 Service withasmile Master Shifu Welldone students if youwere trying to disappoint me Tigress you need more ferocity Monkey greater speed Crane height Viper subtlety Mantis Zeng Master Shifu Master Shifu What Zeng It it sMaster Oogway hewants toseeyou Master Shifu Master Oogway yousummonedme Issomething wrong Master Oogway Whymust somethingbewrong formeto want toseemyoldfriend Master Shifu So nothingiswrong 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 6 Master Oogway Well Ididn tsaythat Master Shifu Youwere saying Master Oogway Ihave hadavision TaiLungwillreturn Master Shifu Thatisimpossible He sin prison Master Oogway Nothingisimpossible Master Shifu Zeng flyto ChordomPrison Tellthem to doubletheguards doublethe weapons double everything TaiLung doesnot leave that prison Zeng Yes Master Shifu Master Oogway Oneoften meetshisdestiny ontheroadhetakes to avoid it Master Shifu Wehave to do something Wecan tjust have him march inthevalley And takehisrevenge he ll he ll Master Oogway Yourmindislike this water my friend Whenit isagitated it becomes difficult to see Butif youallowit tosettle theanswer becomes clear 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 7 Master Shifu TheDragon sscroll Master Oogway It istime Master Shifu But who Whoisworthyto betrustedwiththesecrettolimitless power TobecometheDragon Warrior Master Oogway Idon tknow Po Excuseme Sorry oh sorry Pig1 Hey watch it Po Mom Rabbit Oh Po Sorry ah oop Sorry athousand pardon what Master Oogwayischoosing DragonWarrior TODAY Everyone everyone go get to theJade Palace One ofthe fiveisgoingto get theDragon sScroll Wehave been waitingathousand yearsfor 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 8 this Justtakethebowl Thisis thegreatest dayinKungFuhistory Don tworry about it just go OldDad Po Whereare yougoing Po Tothe Jade Palace OldDad But you reforgetting your noodle cart The whole valleywill bethere and youwill sellnoodleto allof them Po Selling noodles But Dad youknowIwas kind of thinking maybeI OldDad Ya Po Iwas kind of thinking maybeI ahha could alsosell thebean buns They re aboutto gobad OldDad That smy boy Itoldyouthat dream wasasign Po Ya I m gladIhadit Baby Rabbit1 I mtheDragon Warrior Baby Rabbit2 Me too 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 9 Po Almostthere what No Pig sorry Po We llbringyoubackasouvenir Po No I llbringmebackasouvenir Master Shifu It is ahistoricday isn tit Master Oogway Master Oogway Yes TheoneIfearedIwould notlivetosee Are yourstudents ready Master Shifu Yes Master Oogway Master Oogway Now know this oldfriend whomeverIchosewillnot only bring peaceto thevalley butalsotoyou Ceremony Host Letthetournament begin Po No no no wait I m coming Hey openthedoor Letmein 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 10 Ceremony Host Citizens oftheValleyofPeace It ismy great honortopresenttoyou Tigress Viper Crane Monkey Mantis TheFurious Five Po Ah ah ah Po Theyare theFurious five Ah ah ouch Ceremony Host Warriors prepare Po Blast no quick Po Ceremony Host Readyforbattle Po The thousand tons offire Ho ha howw Wow Lookatthat Hey getoutthe way Po Uhh oh ohh Ah ah ah Hiyaah ouch Ceremony Host And finally Master Tigress Believe me citizens youhave not seen anything yet Po Iknow 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 11 Ceremony Host Master Tigress facesIronArms anditsBlades ofDeath Master Oogway IsensetheDragonWarrior isamong us Master Shifu Citizens oftheValleyof Peace Master Oogwaywillnow choosethe Dragon Warrior Po Hah butta No no no wait Yaa Po ahh Ha ha haah Po Ha ha haah Dad Po Whatare youdoing Po What doesitlook likeI m doing stop stop I m goingto see theDragon Warrior 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 12 Dad ButIdon tunderstand Youfinally havethenoodle dream Po Ilied Idon tdream about noodles Dad Ilove KungFu Uuu Dad Oh come on son let s getbacktowork Po Heay Okay Ahh ahh ahh Dad Po Po Ahh ahh come back Oh Po Oh what sgoing on where ah whatdo youpoint Oh Okay sorry I just wantedto seewhotheDragonWarriorwas Master Oogway How interesting Tigress Master are youpointingatme Master Oogway Him Po Who 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 13 Master Oogway You Po Me Master Oogway Theuniverse has broughtus theDragonWarrior Po What Furious Five What Master Shifu What Dad What Master Shifu Stop wait who toldyouto Master Oogway wait That crabby panda can tpossiblybe theanswerto ourproblem Youwere abouttoappointthe Tigress And that thingfell infrontofher That was justanaccident Master Oogway Thereare noaccidents 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 14 Tigress Forgive us Master Wehave failed you Master Shifu No If thepandahas notquitbymorning thenIwould have failed you Zeng Wait wait wait Ibringamessage from MasterShifu Guard What Doubletheguard Extra precautions Zeng Yourprison may notbeadequate Guard Youdoubtmy prison secutity Zeng Absolutelynot Shifudoes I m justthemessager Guard I llgiveyouamassageforyourMaster Shifu Escapefrom ChordomPrisonis impossible Guard Impressive isn tit 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 15 Zeng Yes very impressive It isvery impressive Guard Oneway in and oneway out Onethousandguards andoneprisoner Zeng Yes exceptthat prisonerisTaiLung Guard Take usdown Zeng Ahh ahh ahh oh oo oh OhMY Guard BeholdTaiLung Zeng I ll umm I lljust wait right here Guard It snothingtoworry about It sperfectly safe Both posts At theready Zeng What Posts Guard Hey toughguy did youhear Oogwayisfinally goingtogive someonethe Dragon Scroll andit s notgoingto beyou Zeng Whatare youdoing Don t gethim mad Guard Whatis hegoingto doaboutit I vegot him completely immobilized Haa 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 16 haa ha ha Oh Did Istepon thewooly kiddy stail Zeng I m gonna I veseen enough I m gonnatellShifu thathehas nothingtoworry about Guard No hedoesn t Zeng Okay I lltellhim that Guard Hmm Zeng Canwepleasegonow Po Oh waitasecond Ithink there has beenaslight mistake Err everyone seemsto thinkI m err aah the SacredHallof Warriors Noway Lookatthis place Master Flying Rhino sarmour Withauthentic battle damage Wow theSword of Heroes Saidto be sosharp youcancutyourself justbylooking Ahh Oww The invisible Dragon of Destiny Uuhhs I ve only seen paintings of that painting Ahh ah ha ha ha Heeyah yah aah ah ah Noo Ho oh oh oh oh The legendary Urn of WhisperingWarriors Saidtocontain souls oftheentire 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 17 Tenshuarmy Hello Master Shifu Haveyoufinished sightseeing Po Sorry Ishould have cometo seeyoufirst Master Shifu My patienceisrunning thin Po Ohh Well Imean it snotlikeyouaregoing anywhere Master Shifu Youturn around Po Sure Hey howis itgoing Howdo you getfive Master Shifu Ooh Ohh whooo Someone broke that butI m goingtofixit I ll do youhave some glue aah ouch ooo I masplinter Master Shifu So youare thelegendary DragonWarrior hmm Po Ahh Iguess so Master Shifu Wrong You renottheDragonWarrior Youwillneverbe theDragon Warrior until youhave learnedthesecretoftheDragon Scroll 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 18 Po Wow so How doesthis work Doyouhavealadder Atrampoline or Master Shifu Umph youthinkit isthat easy thatI m just goingtohandyou the secrettolimitless power Po No I Master Shifu One must first masterthehighestlevelof KungFuand thatisclearly impossibleifthat oneissomeonelike you Po Someone like me Master Shifu Yes Lookatyou Thisfatbuttock Flabby arms Po Thosearesensitivein theflabby parts Master Shifu And this ridiculous belly Po Hey whoo Master Shifu And utter disregardforpersonalhygiene Po Now waitaminute That s alittle uncalledfor 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 19 Master Shifu don tstand that close Icansmellyour breath Po Listen Oogway said thatIwas the uh theWushi Finger Hold Never Master Shifudon t Master Shifu Haa oh youknow this hold Po DevelopedbyMaster Wushiin the 3rddynasty Master Shifu Yes Oh thenyoumustknow what happens whenIflex my pinky Po No no no Master Shifu Youknowthehardest part of this The hardest partiscleaning up afterwards Humm Po Okay Okay takeiteasy Master Shifu Now listen closely Panda Oogway may have picked you but whenI m through with you Ipromise you you regoingtowishhehadn t Areweclear Po Yes we reclear we reclear Weare soclear 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 20 Master Shifu Good hmm Hmm hmm Ican twaitto getstarted Master Shifu Let sbegin Po Wait wait wait Now Master Shifu Yes now Unlessyouthink thatthegreat Oogway was wrong andyou were nottheDragonWarrior Po Okay Well Idon tknowif Icando allofthose moves Master Shifu Well if wedon ttry we willnever know willwe Po Yes it sjust maybewecanfind something more suitedtomy level Master Shifu And whatlevel isthat Po WellyouknowI m notamaster butlet sjust startatzero Levelzero Master Shifu Thereis nosuchthingas levelzero 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 21 Po Hey maybeIcanstart with that Master Shifu That Weusethatfortraining children And popingthedoor open when it ishot Butif youinsist Po Wow theFurious Five You re somuch bigger than youraction figures Except foryou mantis You reaboutthesame Master Shifu Goahead panda showuswhatyoucando Po Ahh arethey goingtowatch OrshouldIjust waituntiltheygetbacktoworkor something Master Shifu Hit it Po Okay yeah Imean Ijust ate and so I mstilldigesting somy KungFumeight notbe asgoodas lateron Master Shifu Justhitit Po What d yougot You regot nothing cos Igotitright here Youpickingonmy friends Get readyto fell thethunder Come on crazy feet What re yougoingto do 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 22 about crazy feet Come on I mablur I mablur You venever seen Bear style You veonly seenPraying Mantis OrMonkey style Imagine snake kiddySnake Master Shifu Would youhitit Po Alright Alright Master Shifu Why don t youtryagain Alittle harder Po How sthat Oohhh oh that hurts Master Shifu Thiswill beeasier thanIthought Po Feelingalittle nausea ouch ouch ouch Oohh my tenders Po howdid Ido Master Shifu Thereisnowa levelzero 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 23 Monkey Nowords Crane Don tdeny that Tigress Idon tunderstandwhat Master Oogway was thinking Viper Poorguyisgoingto gethimself killed Crane He is sofighty The DragonWarrior felloutoftheskyin a balloffire Mantis Whenhewalks thevery groundshakes Tigress One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu Crane Ya Orcouldatleast touchhistoes Monkey Orevenseehistoes Po Okay great ooouuuch Ohhey Hi You reup 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 24 Crane Amnow Po Iwas just er someday eh The KungFustuffishard work right Your biceps sore Crane I vehadalong and rather disappointingday so er ya Ishould probably get tosleepnow Po Ya ya ofcourse Crane Okay Thanks Po It sjust I msucha bigfan Youguys weresototally amazingat thebattle ofthe WeepingRiver Outnumbered Athousandtoone Butyoudidn tstop Youjust Oh sorryabout that Crane ahh look youdon tbelong here Po Er Iknow Iknow You reright Idon thaveit It sjust my whole life I dreamedof Crane No no no Imeanyoudon tbelong here Imeaninthis room But thisismy 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 25 room Property ofCrane Po Oh okay right right So ya youwantto get tosleep Keepingyouup We ve gotbigthings tomorrow Alright You reawesome thelast thingI mgoingtosay Okay bye bye Po Whatwas that Crane Ididn tsayanything Okay Alright Goodnight Sleep well Po Seemalittlebitawkward MasterTigress didn tmeantowake you Justa Tigress Youdon tbelong here Po Ahya ya ofcourse thisisyourroom Tigress Imeanyoudon tbelongin theJade Palace You re adisgracetoKungFuand if youhave any respectofwhoweare andwhatwedo youwill begonebymorning Po Bigfan Master Oogway I seeyou vefoundtheSacredPeachTreeofHeavenly Wisdom 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 26 Po Isthat what thisis I msosorry Ithoughtitwas justaregular peach tree Master Oogway Iunderstand youeatwhenyouareupset Po Upset I mnotupset WhywouldI beupset Master Oogway So whyare youupset Po Iprobably sucked more today than anyonein thehistory of Kung Fu In the history ofChina In thehistory ofsucking Master Oogway Probably Po Andthefive MAN youshould have seenthem they totally hate me Master Oogway Totally Po How sShifuevergoingtoturnmeintotheDragon Warrior ImeanI mnot like thefive I vegotnoclaws nowings novenom Even Mantis gotthose thingies May be Ishould just quit andgobacktomaking noodles Master Oogway Quit Don tquit Noodles Don tnoodles You retoo concerned 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 27 with what was and whatwillbe There s asaying Yesterday ishistory tomorrowis a mystery buttodayis agift Thatiswhyit iscalledthe present Guard Oh no Zeng What shappening Guards Toyour battle stations Go Go Go Guard Fire Cross Bow Fire Fire Zeng TaiLungisfree Imust warn Shifu Guard You renot going anywhere Neitheris he Letgoof me Bringit up Wait Bringitback Zeng He sgoing thisway Guard Hewon t getfar Archers 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 28 Zeng Wearedead Sovery very dead Guard Ha ha Notyet we renot Now Zeng Canwerun now Guard Yes TaiLung I amglad shifu sent you Iwas beginningto feel I mbeing forgotten Fly backthere andtellthem the realDragonWarrior iscoming home Furious Five Goodmorning Master Master Shifu Panda Panda Wakeup Hmm hmm hmm He squit Viper Whatdo we donow master withthePanda gone Whowill be theDragon Warrior 功夫熊猫 剧本Jeskey 整理Paley 审校 QQ 115454028E mail shaokuan 29 Master Shifu all wecando isresumeourtraining and trust thatintimethetrue DragonWarrior will berevealed Whatare youdoinghere Po Haa hey goodmorning Master IthoughtI llwarmupalittle Mas