卑鄙的我配音台词.doc

Okay, here we are.好，我们到了。Home, sweet home .甜蜜的家So, this is, like, your house?这就是你家？Wait a sec.等等Youre the guy who pretendedhe was a recorded message!你就是那个假扮答录机的家伙！No, that was someone else.不，你认错了Can I hold your hand?能拉着我吗？No.不行When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought thisd be more like Annie.我还以为被这个秃子领养以后会有什么好地方住呢No, hey!喂，别这样！Kyle, these are not treats.These are guests.凯尔，不是给你吃的，这些是客人Girls, this is Kyle, my姑娘们，这是凯尔，我的dog.狗Fluffy doggy!毛毛狗！What kind of dog is that?这算是哪种狗？He is a. I dont know.他是我也说不清Do you really think that this isan appropriate place for little kids?你觉得这地方真的适合小孩子住？Cause its not.我不觉得No! No! Stay away from there!不，不！别去碰那个！Its fragile.容易碎的Well, I supposethe plan will work with two.也许我的计划两个人就够了Hey! Its dark in here.喂！里面好黑的It poked a hole in my juice box.我的饮料被扎了个洞As you can see,你们看I have provided everythinga child might need.我已经准备好了小孩子所需的一切（食物、水、屎尿）All right.好了Okay. As I was saying. Hey!刚才说到喂！Somebody broke that.有人闯祸了Okay, okay.Clearly, we need to set some rules.好吧，看来我们得定一些规矩Rule number one.第一条You will not touch anything.你们什么也不能碰What about the floor?地板呢？Yes, you may touch the floor.可以碰地板What about the air?空气呢？Yes, you may touch the air!可以碰空气！What about this?这个呢？- Where did you get that?- Found it.- 你怎么拿到的？- 捡的Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while Im working.第二条，工作时不要打扰我Rule number three.第三条规矩You will not cry or whineor laugh or giggle不准哭不准笑不准发牢骚or sneeze or burp or fart!不准打嗝打喷嚏或者放屁！So, no, no, no annoying sounds.All right?总之，一切烦人的声音都不能有明白？Does this count as annoying?这算不算烦人？Very!相当的！I will see you in six hours.六小时后见Okay, dont worry.Everythings g