百一测评——毕马威KPMG Assistant Managers Entrance Exam –经理助理招聘试题笔试试题.docx

职业技能题库&在线云笔试平台http:/www.101test.Com试卷名称： 毕马威KPMG Assistant Managers Entrance Exam 经理助理招聘试题-笔试试题 试卷描述：在线考试、招聘笔试、微信考试试卷链接：/paperDetail?paperId=37657试卷限时：40分钟一. 不定项选择题每题分值：3分 是否题目乱序：是 是否选项乱序：是 是否可回溯：是 难度：中 1. 不定项毕马威目前采用的成本核算法是: A.Standard costsB.Activity Based CostingC.Job costingD.大锅饭E.Bitch costingF.Shit cost method答案：CD解析：If A or B was chosen, youve got to attend the CPA training course of year 2004, to learn more about the costing knowledgeIf E or F was chosen, youd better see the psychologist and take some medicine following his suggestion, and try to calm down.2. 不定项甲：搁哪里爽呢？乙：没你爽呀！甲：嗨，爽不好瞎爽！上述对话中“爽”最可能指的是： A.OT充足B.能出差但不用加班C.Team 里有美女 / 帅鸽D.天天能吃到龙虾不扣差补E.在项目中学到了知识F.工作之余,参与客户组织各类旅游活动答案：ABF解析：If C was chosen, it seems you are not suitable for promotion in KPMG anymore, because there are few handsome guy and beautiful lady in the middle and high level of KPMG, so man, seek for new job now.Chosen D, Absolutely Day dreamingChosen E, you are still in the early stage of A1, and should be demoted to A23. 不定项毕马威现行的工资采用的是：A.计时工资B.计件工资C.岗位技能工资D.基本工资 + 项目提成E.低保工资答案：A 解析：If D was chosen, do you think you are manager or partner now? Caution: it seems you will be fired soon.Chosen E, be care of the brick thrown by the laid-off workers when you are in the street.If B or C was chosen, pls attend the CPA training course also.4. 不定项典型大项目（mega-job）包括A.CCBB.PICCC.CIBD.SiemensE.SinopecF An Gang答案：AE解析：Chosen B, are you the spy from E&Y?Chosen C,D,F, do you know the meaning of mega-job?5. 不定项目前可以在办公室使用的聊天软件有：A.Yahoo messengerB.Sina 668C.OicqD.MSNE.ICQF.网易泡泡答案：ABD 解析：What?! Even ABD can not be used now?6. 不定项办公室里可以直接领用的物品包括A.Working paperB.A4 paperC.卫生间里的洗手液 （经常没有）D.DividerE.雀巢矿泉水F.Boxfile答案：ACDE解析：Chosen B or F, whether you are grown up from A1 in KPMG, you should be demoted as A1.7. 不定项又到了填timeshit的时间，作为in-charge对staff OT采取的态度应该是：A.只允许Charge efficient hoursB.鼓励 Acutal chargeC.交足经理的，留够team的，剩下全是自己的D.坎OT是经理的事情与我无关E.爱谁谁！F.根据项目收费情况核定每个人的OT答案：C解析：Pls consider at least 3 factors when calculate the OT, 1 job nature 2 Mgr nature 3 Job fee8. 不定项传说中在毕马威女孩当男孩使，那么男孩当什么使？A.犯人B.畜牲C.保护动物D.牲畜E.野生动物F.机器人答案：BDF 解析：If you choose C, you have a so kind heart, thus could not be promoted anymore.9. 不定项甲：帮我抠一下！乙：扯！没看我正忙着呢？上述对话中甲、乙最可能是A.甲:：A3 乙：B1B.甲：A2 乙：A1C.甲：A3 乙：A3D.甲：A3 乙：A1 with a brave heart答案：D解析：B.sounds reasonable, but not the perfect one, pls read the question carefully. It seems you still need some practice on call over skill.Chosen A or C, it is clear that there must be some shit deeply in your head.10. 不定项在上题的对话中 “抠”不可能指的是：A.挖鼻孔B.Call overC.挠痒痒D.Coaching答案：AC解析：Chosen B or D, should be fired at once.11. 不定项刚刚过了愚人节，In-box里充斥着五光十色的辞职信。其中最为俗气的开头是：A.俺终于跳出火坑了B.Today is my last day in C.I will come back soonD.世道不好我还.呢！E.Tomorrow will be a new beginning of my life F.其实不想走答案：B解析：Easy points to gain here!12. 不定项除了死工资外还有什么创收的方法：A.把高于2分的assessment都撕毁.B.拣的票报销C.把大家不愿意用的recycle paper / 用尽的 toner 卖了D.大项目里晚上株株坐着骗OTE.赶紧考过CPAF.帮senior 报销时，把应付他/她的全计在自己头上答案：BCDE 解析：If you chose A, Do you really understand the meaning of basic salary?Chosen F, how can KPMG promote such an immoral guy?13. 不定项上联:考过CPA,最可能的下联是：A.离开毕马威B.拿到top pay.C.俩眼儿一摸黑D.飞机满天飞答案：A解析:The one who chose C or D should be fired immediately!14. 不定项在这个忙季里，公司来了许多新面孔。其中有一个兄弟总把consolidation叫“Ken”，那么这个兄弟最可能是从下列那家公司跳过来的？A.PwCB.E&YC.Capcom (制作“街头霸王”street fighter 的公司)D.肯德鸡E.健牌香烟F.以上都有可能答案：F解析：Relax, this is just for fun!15. 不定项开job时经理说这个项目很简单，你们不用加班，到点回家！作为In-Charge 你清楚的知道这句话意味着：A.经理体贴下级，叫大家注意身体，别累着B.这是一个非常轻松的项目C.你们到点回家，剩下的经理会自己加班做，但一定要有O/S listD.少废话没OT，到点交不出东西，必被攮死！答案：D 解析：Any other choice except D means the water in your brain is in an abnormal state.16. 不定项你知道working paper 中的NB代表什么？A.NBA少写了AB.牛BC.Nota BeneD.注解E.暗示review paper 的人“嫩吧”F.Note below1答案：C 解析：The one who chose A,B,E should be fired at once!17. 不定项下列出现在working paper中的语句最可能被要求修改的是A.Per clientB.As advised by clientC.Client said:D.只听那客户说道：E.As informed by client17答案：D解析：Make sure not to act as a recorder when doing audit, as least translate clients words to English!18. 不定项Lead schedule需要present 下列哪些东西：A.自己这个项目累计charge的OTB.用正字表示的in-charge骂自己的次数C.调整后的数字D.老板的innitial18答案：CD 解析：Chose A, be fired without any hesitation.19. 不定项到了写Assessment的时间了，你知道取得满意JAF(Job Assessment form)的关键步骤吗？A.努力工作B.努力工作不报OTC.巨努力的工作坚决不报OTD.放飞机报E.和senoir搞好关系答案：DE 解析：Chose A, B or C, you are a so kind person that you are not suitable for audit profession.20. 不定项毕马威的公司治理结构是：A.经理负责制B.ptr 负责制C.有志不在年高D.家庭联产承包责任制E.谁follow-up谁负责答案：ABE 解析：Answer C or D, pls see the neuropathy doctor immediately.21. 不定项在一个美好假日里，你和你的爱人勾肩搭背十分嚣张的走在激情的平安大街上。忽然你的手机上又出现了那个邪恶的号正确的处理法是A.挂了B.挂了并关机C.直接把电池抠下来D.接听，“你鸭打错了”E.大义凛然的接听, “你好，毕马威！”F.Dispose of your mobile phone at once!21答案：D 解析：Chose A or B, you can not get promotion for ever.Chose C or F, you are such a rude guy, how can manager assign a job to you without any worry?Chose E, did you ever see KPMGs propaganda slide? KPMG hope each staff has a nice family. If your lover left you due to that, how can you work reassurely?Use your head if you have, man!22. 不定项哪些是KPMG staff出大项目必须带的东西A.旅游鞋B.兴奋剂 / 安眠药C.擦眼泪的纸巾D.盗版光盘22答案：ABCD 、解析：These should be your basic supplies ,23. 不定项KAM的含义是什么A.KPMG 大老板的名字B.KPMG AUDIT MANNUALC.Kid And MotherD.Kill All Managers答案：B解析：Easy points to gain here24. 不定项目前KPMG的用人机制是:A.招咸纳柿B.重视有门路的“人才”C.论资排辈D.大拨轰,宽进宽出E.能直立行走的基本没问题答案：BCDE 解析：Can not choose A, as it contains obvious Chinese spelling mistakes25. 不定项 Field work中客户常会问：“小X啊，你工作几年了？”这一般代表着：A.长辈对你的关心B.崇拜你，觉得你年纪不大，业务水准很高C.小样，你是新新新新新来的吧D.由此套问你的年龄，打听你的隐私答案：CD 解析：If you chose B, it must be short of something in your brain.26. 不定项如果被问到上题中所提到的问题，你将回答：A.照实回答B.你猜，你猜，你猜猜猜C.跟他们提上次来审计的in-charge，我跟他是同年D.讨厌，你不知道年龄是人家的秘密来的吗？答案：C 解析：The one who chose B,D should seek for the job as a social butterfly.27. 不定项IPO可能是指:A.初次公开发行B.I am Promoted OftenC.大把的OTD. I love PO Wong答案：ACD解析：In respectful memory of P.O. Wong , former SM of BJ A0228. 不定项如果今天GA，你会怎么样呢？A.签到时随便CHARGE一个大客户，如Sinopec / CM HO B.找人带签到，根本不出现C.照实签GA，躲到一个角落里（如4部和6部的两个死角）上网D.立即报告本部department head，申请更艰巨的工作答案：ABC 解析：The one who chose D is so-called “FenQing”. However KPMG appreciated the person with a fair mood.29. 不定项如果今晚你有约会，但in-charge要求你加班，你会：A.不睬他，到点就走B.表面答应,趁午饭时给in-