高中英语 生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕16素材.doc

生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕1600:00:04,330 - 00:00:06,550先生们 我想出了个蛮有意思的方式200:00:06,550 - 00:00:09,310来激发年轻人对科学的兴趣300:00:10,030 - 00:00:13,000故事接龙游戏之物理篇(mad-lib游戏)400:00:14,540 - 00:00:16,800- 来 说个数. - 5.500:00:16,810 - 00:00:18,310好嘞.600:00:18,310 - 00:00:20,590再说个无理数.700:00:22,260 - 00:00:23,850再说个搞笑点的希腊字母.800:00:23,850 - 00:00:25,060(伽玛).900:00:25,070 - 00:00:26,760我要的是搞笑的.1000:00:26,770 - 00:00:28,730(乌普西隆)?1100:00:28,740 - 00:00:30,100这个不错.1200:00:30,820 - 00:00:32,890再选个电荷.1300:00:32,890 - 00:00:34,190正电荷.1400:00:34,190 - 00:00:35,520好极了.1500:00:35,530 - 00:00:37,560来 听听看.1600:00:38,860 - 00:00:42,400jones教授在研讨会上发布了他研发的一种1700:00:42,400 - 00:00:45,200计算介子的质量新方法.1800:00:45,200 - 00:00:50,960就是用e到的极限乘以5来.1900:00:53,380 - 00:00:54,840不笑了 严肃点.2000:00:54,840 - 00:00:55,840我重新说一遍.2100:00:55,850 - 00:00:57,100jones教授.2200:01:00,300 - 00:01:02,270自从leonard犯了个乘法错误之后2300:01:02,270 - 00:01:05,250我还没见他笑得这么惨烈过呢.2400:01:05,250 - 00:01:07,920哦 额滴个神呐 那个乘法错误!2500:01:07,920 - 00:01:09,640他还以为进了一位.2600:01:09,640 - 00:01:10,940实际根本没进.2700:01:12,660 - 00:01:13,900有什么好笑的.2800:01:13,900 - 00:01:15,310这个错误都发表出去了.2900:01:15,320 - 00:01:18,030别说了! 我都快笑尿了!3000:01:18,030 - 00:01:21,270好了 好了 别笑了 siebert院长过来了.3100:01:21,270 - 00:01:22,940他这是来干嘛呢.3200:01:22,940 - 00:01:24,070看上去不怎么高兴啊 可能是3300:01:24,070 - 00:01:25,240来找sheldon谈话的吧.3400:01:25,240 - 00:01:26,270cooper博士?3500:01:26,280 - 00:01:27,110我就说吧.3600:01:27,110 - 00:01:28,490噢 siebert院长.3700:01:28,500 - 00:01:32,050我猜你是要给我个答复吧3800:01:32,050 - 00:01:33,710我往你办公室门口的建议箱投了那么多建议信.3900:01:33,720 - 00:01:37,120不是 而且不许再随处设置意见箱了.4000:01:37,120 - 00:01:39,500你不喜欢书面的意见啊.4100:01:39,510 - 00:01:41,310你也不喜欢咱俩在厕所撒尿的时候4200:01:41,310 - 00:01:43,010我给你提的意见.4300:01:43,010 - 00:01:45,060我要不了解你的话 肯定会说4400:01:45,060 - 00:01:47,960汝乃冥顽不化 刚愎自用之人.4500:01:47,960 - 00:01:50,800cooper博士 物理系主席跟我说4600:01:50,800 - 00:01:52,400你拒绝休假.4700:01:52,400 - 00:01:54,070我压根不需要假期.4800:01:54,070 - 00:01:55,320休假是你的义务.4900:01:55,320 - 00:01:57,410而且 你想知道 在你未经我允许设立的意见箱里5000:01:57,410 - 00:02:00,070提的最多的意见吗?5100:02:00,080 - 00:02:02,840那就是能让cooper博士休个假吗?5200:02:03,750 - 00:02:04,980好 就这么着了.5300:02:04,980 - 00:02:07,700周一见 各位 你就免了 sheldon.5400:02:07,700 - 00:02:09,080可我要不去工作的话5500:02:09,090 - 00:02:10,540我该干点啥呢?5600:02:10,540 - 00:02:12,870阅 憩 游.5700:02:12,870 - 00:02:15,960听说阿富汗正值一年之中的旅行佳期呢.5800:02:17,830 - 00:02:19,540反话吗?5900:02:19,550 - 00:02:21,630不是 你真该去趟.6000:03:13,620 - 00:03:16,260你别再鬼叫了行嘛!6100:03:18,830 - 00:03:20,500你在这里干嘛?!6200:03:20,500 - 00:03:23,250被你的鬼叫折磨我的耳朵啊.6300:03:23,250 - 00:03:25,220那你干嘛躲在后座?6400:03:25,220 - 00:03:26,500我得偷偷溜去上班啊.6500:03:26,500 - 00:03:28,800先跟你讲好 如果学校保安问起6600:03:28,810 - 00:03:29,950这毯子下面有什么6700:03:29,960 - 00:03:32,390你就说是个捕虾篓.6800:03:32,390 - 00:03:34,730捕虾篓? 没错.6900:03:34,730 - 00:03:36,010velma和scooby(史酷比中角色)就是这样7000:03:36,010 - 00:03:38,800偷偷把shaggy运进旧灯塔里面去的.7100:03:38,800 - 00:03:42,070你进到学校里边怎么办?7200:03:42,070 - 00:03:43,820大家会认出你的.7300:03:44,650 - 00:03:47,070这可能吗 leonard?7400:03:50,740 - 00:03:54,030好啦 快缩到你的毯子下面去7500:03:54,030 - 00:03:55,360我会载你去学校的.7600:03:56,780 - 00:03:58,280还有 不准再鬼叫了.7700:03:59,950 - 00:04:01,990噢.7800:04:05,540 - 00:04:07,930我手机上装了gps7900:04:07,930 - 00:04:10,800我知道你调头啦.8000:04:11,930 - 00:04:14,220我真高兴 你终于说服howard8100:04:14,220 - 00:04:17,670不要用克林贡语写你们的婚礼请柬.8200:04:17,670 - 00:04:20,660翻到背面看看.8300:04:22,690 - 00:04:25,560希望我的亲戚们以为这是希伯来文字.8400:04:27,480 - 00:04:29,650简直不敢相信.8500:04:29,650 - 00:04:31,230我终于要做一名伴娘了.8600:04:31,230 - 00:04:34,050我将穿着一条美丽的长裙 穿过长长的走道8700:04:34,050 - 00:04:38,120然后 我将终于迎来我特别的日子8800:04:38,130 - 00:04:39,940你是说我的特别的日子吧?8900:04:39,940 - 00:04:43,910你看她这心急的 咱们得给她来个大块头的面纱呀.9000:04:44,860 - 00:04:47,250如果我真能结了婚的话.9100:04:47,250 - 00:04:48,370你为啥不能?9200:04:48,370 - 00:04:49,720因为我爹.9300:04:49,720 - 00:04:51,500我挣的钱比howard多得多.9400:04:51,510 - 00:04:53,840我爹就一直逼我 让我和howard签婚前协议.9500:04:53,840 - 00:04:55,210天呐.9600:04:55,210 - 00:04:57,640没错. howard会气死的.9700:04:57,640 - 00:04:59,340来自父母的鸭梨的确很山大.9800:04:59,350 - 00:05:03,180我曾为了刮腿毛的事情跟我妈无数次争吵.9900:05:04,180 - 00:05:06,940去年 我终于妥协了 依了她了.10000:05:08,990 - 00:05:11,820我只是不知道该怎么把这个消息告诉他10100:05:11,830 - 00:05:13,490告诉一个男人坏消息最好的时机就是10200:05:13,490 - 00:05:14,780当你和她在床上的时候.10300:05:14,780 - 00:05:16,530我高中时就是这么跟我男友说10400:05:16,530 - 00:05:18,200我和他哥睡过了.10500:05:19,250 - 00:05:21,750之后也跟他哥讲了同样的话.10600:05:23,290 - 00:05:25,950我不知道.我不愿意用滚床单这件事去控制他.10700:05:25,960 - 00:05:28,470我的亲 滚床单的用处就在这里呀10800:05:29,630 - 00:05:30,680亲们 婚姻和金钱之间的纽带10900:05:30,680 - 00:05:32,430可是老早之前就存在了11000:05:32,430 - 00:05:35,410事实上 婚礼的礼字在以前指的就是钞票和牲口11100:05:35,420 - 00:05:37,350也就是新郎官要付给新娘她爹的财礼.11200:05:37,350 - 00:05:38,380就比如说11300:05:38,390 - 00:05:39,550你很迷人11400:05:39,550 - 00:05:40,890聪明,会赚钱.11500:05:40,890 - 00:05:42,850你的财礼至少也得11600:05:42,860 - 00:05:45,060两头牛和一只鹅.11700:05:46,440 - 00:05:49,310你的话够得上一只独角兽了.11800:05:52,600 - 00:05:55,650sheldon,好玩的地方太多了呀.11900:05:55,650 - 00:05:57,040夏威夷如何?12000:05:57,040 - 00:06:01,870夏威夷是活火山上的昔日的麻风病人收容所.12100:06:01,880 - 00:06:05,580lost那让人失望的大结局正是在那拍摄.12200:06:07,110 - 00:06:10,620夏威夷有啥好看的.12300:06:10,620 - 00:06:12,130佛罗里达怎么样?12400:06:12,140 - 00:06:13,400他们有卡纳维拉尔角,12500:06:13,400 - 00:06:15,390有迪士尼,有我的ida婶婶12600:06:15,390 - 00:06:18,140还有她那让人嗔目的无糖糖果收藏.12700:06:18,140 - 00:06:19,560而且，如果你出了足够多的汗,12800:06:19,560 - 00:06:22,840她的塑料家具能当激流勇进玩(水滑梯).12900:06:23,960 - 00:06:26,980我们家在我小时候去过佛罗里达旅游.13000:06:26,980 - 00:06:31,240一只海鸥在海滩偷了我的热狗.13100:06:31,240 - 00:06:32,440那时候我就知道florida不欢迎我.13200:06:34,240 - 00:06:36,310你知道,如果我有一周假期,13300:06:36,310 - 00:06:38,530我会回到沙漠温泉.13400:06:38,530 - 00:06:40,950我这么说吧 在特雷弗的按摩桌上呆一个小时,13500:06:40,950 - 00:06:44,480你会浑身酥软到觉得自己从来没长过骨头.13600:06:44,480 - 00:06:48,670我不认为我可以让一个男人来给我做按摩.13700:06:48,670 - 00:06:50,790真的? 昨晚当你在玩x-box的时候13800:06:50,790 - 00:06:52,440我在你的脖子上做什么?13900:06:54,240 - 00:06:56,540我感觉生活在独裁中,14000:06:56,550 - 00:06:58,880你必须去度假,你必须玩得开心,14100:06:58,880 - 00:07:02,050你必须享受生活.14200:07:02,050 - 00:07:04,950我觉得你不是很清楚什么是独裁.14300:07:06,000 - 00:07:07,970sheldon,人人都会度假.14400:07:07,970 - 00:07:10,610有一次他们想让richard feyman去度假,14500:07:10,610 - 00:07:13,030但他选择了开拓思维,14600:07:13,030 - 00:07:14,200学习新东西.14700:07:14,200 - 00:07:16,610他去他的朋友的生物实验室.14800:07:16,620 - 00:07:19,530richard feynman是个著名的美国物理学家,14900:07:19,540 - 00:07:20,950曾参与曼哈顿工程.15000:07:20,950 - 00:07:25,620科学界每个人都知道richard feynman是谁.15100:07:25,630 - 00:07:26,830现在你也知道了.15200:07:29,960 - 00:07:32,500噢!我有个好主意.15300:07:32,500 - 00:07:35,620amy是个生物学家.我可以去她的实验室.15400:07:35,620 - 00:07:38,050那不是richard feynman的想法吗?15500:07:38,050 - 00:07:39,75010分钟前你没听说过他，15600:07:39,760 - 00:07:41,190现在却搞得好像自己是专家.15700:07:44,890 - 00:07:45,840嘿.15800:07:45,850 - 00:07:47,560-嘿. - 那是你的脏衣服?15900:07:47,560 - 00:07:49,380你好像只有6件在这里.16000:07:49,380 - 00:07:50,720嗯，我没硬币了,16100:07:50,720 - 00:07:52,350所以人家洗的时候,16200:07:52,350 - 00:07:54,440我就偷偷把自己衣服塞几件进去.16300:07:54,440 - 00:07:55,740嘿,如果我告诉你件事情,16400:07:55,740 - 00:07:57,660你可以保证不告诉别人吗?16500:07:57,660 - 00:07:59,740不管我怎么说,你都会告诉我的.16600:07:59,740 - 00:08:03,410什么? 我哪里有!16700:08:04,750 - 00:08:07,580bernadette想要个婚前协议.16800:08:07,580 - 00:08:10,250喔.那太狠了.16900:08:10,250 - 00:08:13,170所以你说如果我成为著名演员,17000:08:13,170 - 00:08:15,170我们结婚后，你不会签订婚前协议?17100:08:15,180 - 00:08:16,840肯定不会.17200:08:16,840 - 00:08:19,430如果我呆在家里带孩子.17300:08:19,430 - 00:08:20,510而你借口出外景.17400:08:20,510 - 00:08:23,750和 ryan gosling 悄悄约会.17500:08:23,750 - 00:08:26,470那我 leonard 就应该得到一笔赔偿.17600:08:27,350 - 00:08:30,440你在想我们会结婚?17700:08:30,440 - 00:08:32,360我想了很多事情.17800:08:32,360 - 00:08:33,760我想过我们会结婚.17900:08:33,760 - 00:08:35,140我想过我们会分手.18000:08:35,150 - 00:08:36,780有段时间,我甚至有点小愧疚18100:08:36,780 - 00:08:38,650上个月在停车场撞了人家的奔驰车,18200:08:38,650 - 00:08:40,200我连个字条都没留.18300:08:40,200 - 00:08:42,530喝了杯酒后 小愧疚也就没了.18400:08:42,540 - 00:08:45,740随你怎么开玩笑吧,至少你认真想过这事.18500:08:45,740 - 00:08:47,440至少有一条.18600:08:47,440 - 00:08:50,460如果我结婚,绝对不准用克林贡语发请柬.18700:08:50,460 - 00:08:54,350祝你好运吧 那种男人可不容易找呀.18800:08:55,610 - 00:08:57,780真不错!18900:08:57,780 - 00:09:00,620这次休假有了个完美的开始.19000:09:00,620 - 00:09:03,340甲醛的味道.19100:09:04,260 - 00:09:06,510离心分离机的嗡嗡声.19200:09:06,510 - 00:09:08,630那些即将被解剖的实验动物19300:09:08,630 - 00:09:10,630在隔空之间的窃窃私语.19400:09:10,630 - 00:09:15,430恩,我感觉我的担心正在逐渐消失.19500:09:15,440 - 00:09:17,240能和我的男朋友一起工作,我很激动.19600:09:17,240 - 00:09:18,300那是多浪漫的事啊.19700:09:18,300 - 00:09:20,860好的情绪就是这样被破坏掉的.19800:09:20,860 - 00:09:22,740亲 sheldon,19900:09:22,740 - 00:09:25,110我们可以像居里夫人和她的丈夫pierre一样,20000:09:25,110 - 00:09:27,450整日肩并肩的工作在一起,20100:09:27,450 - 00:09:29,450沐浴在他们热烈的爱情中,20200:09:29,450 - 00:09:31,200当然还有那最终让她挂掉的镭的辐射里.20300:09:32,120 - 00:09:33,870美女与野兽算个鸟.20400:09:33,870 - 00:09:35,990这才是迪士尼应该拍的经典爱情故事.20500:09:35,990 - 00:09:38,990好吧,我们从哪里开始?20600:09:38,990 - 00:09:42,460拼接基因序列,克隆一只羊,20700:09:42,460 - 00:09:45,050或者在老鼠背上培育出一只人的耳朵?20800:09:45,050 - 00:09:47,550ha-ha,我真是个怪人!20900:09:49,850 - 00:09:51,140我将会去做一些21000:09:51,140 - 00:09:52,220脑干组织研究.21100:09:52,220 - 00:09:55,190你的任务嘛,21200:09:55,190 - 00:09:57,310去那边把烧杯洗了. 21300:09:57,310 - 00:09:59,230洗那些烧杯.21400:09:59,230 - 00:10:03,010奥 对实验室新人的小小恶作剧是吧,21500:10:03,020 - 00:10:05,150我得小心了,21600:10:05,150 - 00:10:06,700显微镜上可能有鞋油,21700:10:06,700 - 00:10:09,650烤三明治上说不定有疯牛病毒?21800:10:09,660 - 00:10:11,410不,我确实需要你去洗那些烧杯.21900:10:11,410 - 00:10:12,820赶紧的,像兔子那样动起来.22000:10:12,830 - 00:10:15,190什么?不好意思,22100:10:15,190 - 00:10:16,880现在在你试验室里的可是sheldon cooper博士.22200:10:16,880 - 00:10:18,250你就让他去洗盘子?22300:10:18,250 - 00:10:20,130这就像是叫绿巨人hulk22400:10:20,130 - 00:10:22,330去开一个泡菜罐子一样.22500:10:24,040 - 00:10:26,640sheldon, 你可从来没在这样的试验室里工作过.22600:10:26,640 - 00:10:29,220你在生物学领域完全是个小白.22700:10:29,230 - 00:10:31,640我在生物学领域可是有着丰富的经验的.22800:10:31,640 - 00:10:34,6501998年我就开始养电子宠物鸡了.22900:10:34,650 - 00:10:35,760并且.23000:10:35,770 - 00:10:37,230它现在还活着.23100:10:37,230 - 00:10:38,730让我一起放手干吧.23200:10:49,220 - 00:10:51,420- howard呢? - 不跟我问声好?23300:10:51,430 - 00:10:52,980也不问问我今天过得怎样?23400:10:52,980 - 00:10:55,730就只关心howard是不是来了?23500:10:55,730 - 00:10:57,460对不起.23600:10:57,460 - 00:10:58,850听着23700:10:58,850 - 00:11:00,520我听到了些关于他的事情.23800:11:00,520 - 00:11:02,430你能保守秘密吗?23900:11:02,440 - 00:11:03,800八卦啊.24000:11:03,800 - 00:11:06,160我刚来这儿的时候觉得你们美国人24100:11:06,160 - 00:11:07,860爱在水冷器附近说三道四的.24200:11:07,860 - 00:11:09,810所以我就在那附近闲逛了大概一个月.24300:11:09,810 - 00:11:12,360但我唯一听到的八卦就是有个怪胎24400:11:12,360 - 00:11:14,580老是在水冷器附近瞎转悠(指raj)24500:11:15,650 - 00:11:18,070bernadette想订个婚前协议.24600:11:18,070 - 00:11:21,000这可真是憾事啊 他会伤心欲绝的.24700:11:21,010 - 00:11:23,040这种处境让我不知所措啊.24800:11:23,040 - 00:11:24,540我是不是该提醒下他?24900:11:24,540 - 00:11:27,010我的建议嘛 每次我看单身汉(真人秀)里那些男人25000:11:27,010 - 00:11:30,180不知道该把玫瑰献给谁时 我就冲着电视喊25100:11:31,680 - 00:11:34,170跟随你的心.25200:11:35,270 - 00:11:36,800你们看.25300:11:36,800 - 00:11:38,670看看这个沙琪玛25400:11:38,670 - 00:11:39,840个头够大吧!25500:11:39,840 - 00:11:41,770一样的价钱.25600:11:41,780 - 00:11:44,280howard有些事我要告诉你.25700:11:44,280 - 00:11:46,110我懂 快到婚礼了 我不该吃高热能食物.25800:11:46,110 - 00:11:48,030不管他了.25900:11:49,450 - 00:11:51,820听着.我.听说.26000:11:51,820 - 00:11:55,040bernadette考虑和你签个婚前协议.26100:11:56,320 - 00:11:58,410婚前协议?26200:11:58,410 - 00:12:00,410wow.26300:12:00,410 - 00:12:02,310你打算怎么办?26400:12:02,310 - 00:12:05,930不.知道啊.26500:12:05,930 - 00:12:08,180跟随你的心.26600:12:14,010 - 00:12:17,310算.不上什么大事.26700:12:17,310 - 00:12:19,730她比我赚的多.26800:12:19,730 - 00:12:23,270她想保护她的财产权益.26900:12:23,270 - 00:12:25,320合情合理啊.27000:12:25,320 - 00:12:26,650你能这么想很好27100:12:26,650 - 00:12:28,640嗯 实际上这样对我们俩都好.27200:12:28,640 - 00:12:30,160我也有需要保护的资产.27300:12:30,160 - 00:12:32,310比如?27400:12:32,310 - 00:12:34,390我有些稀有的漫画书.27500:12:34,390 - 00:12:37,080我那架小摩托车的分期付款也马上就要还完了.27600:12:38,260 - 00:12:41,030老妈和我在sinai公墓有个极品双人墓穴27700:12:41,040 - 00:12:43,940就在那个演三人行的roper先生的旁边.27800:12:43,940 - 00:12:47,090roper先生死了?!?!27900:12:48,880 - 00:12:51,840这种晴天霹雳 你想吓死我呀!28000:12:53,050 - 00:12:55,010给你拿来了.28100:12:55,020 - 00:12:56,850这个实验室可真是独一无二呀28200:12:56,850 - 00:12:59,550几个破烧杯竟然是一个有着双博士学位的天才洗的,28300:12:59,550 - 00:13:03,110这天才还曾因骚扰carl sagan收到限制令.28400:13:03,970 - 00:13:05,770有肥皂泡 再洗一遍.28500:13:05,780 - 00:13:07,810你简直蛮不讲理!28600:13:07,810 - 00:13:09,780它们绝对干净.28700:13:09,780 - 00:13:12,760sheldon 这个烧杯以前曾盛过28800:13:12,770 - 00:13:15,030一头死于梅毒的大象的脑髓液.28900:13:15,040 - 00:13:16,650如果真的像你说的那么干净.29000:13:16,650 - 00:13:17,990用它喝水试试.29100:13:24,660 - 00:13:27,130生物学家都好刻薄.29200:13:28,460 - 00:13:30,250好了 这个任务有可能29300:13:30,250 - 00:13:32,380会更适合你.29400:13:32,390 - 00:13:34,410你来数一下这些皮氏培养皿上面29500:13:34,430 - 00:13:35,450细菌孢子的数目.29600:13:35,460 - 00:13:37,640那个洗涤剂有点儿问题.29700:13:37,640 - 00:13:39,980泡泡太尼玛多了.29800:13:39,980 - 00:13:41,590- 我同意. - 我准备给那个肥皂公司29900:13:41,600 - 00:13:44,430写一封措辞激烈的信.30000:13:44,430 - 00:13:46,980恩 没问题 数孢子先.30100:13:47,970 - 00:13:49,940你知道你这儿缺个什么吗?30200:13:49,940 - 00:13:52,300一个意见箱.30300:13:58,060 - 00:13:59,430咋样了?30400:13:59,430 - 00:14:01,000你问我数得咋样了?30500:14:01,000 - 00:14:02,530哥在幼儿园30600:14:02,530 - 00:14:05,200参加校园才艺展示的时候,30700:14:05,200 - 00:14:07,200曾背诵圆周率到小数点后一千位.30800:14:07,200 - 00:14:09,290我想这货问题不大.30900:14:09,290 - 00:14:10,370好滴.31000:14:15,260 - 00:14:17,130靠 废了!31100:14:20,000 - 00:14:22,3501.31200:14:22,350 - 00:14:25,290这太扯了!31300:14:25,290 - 00:14:26,890我觉得你让我做这些31400:14:26,890 - 00:14:28,460是因为你害怕如果你给我31500:14:28,460 - 00:14:30,810任何有意义的事做 你在我面前会自惭形秽.31600:14:30,810 - 00:14:33,730是吗? 你这么想的?31700:14:33,730 - 00:14:35,230是 哥就是这么想的.31800:14:35,230 - 00:14:39,020哥这么天才 所以八成是真的.31900:14:39,020 - 00:14:40,740喂 我已在神经学领域32000:14:40,740 - 00:14:42,150摸爬滚打了12个年头.32100:14:42,160 - 00:14:43,710你总共才来了3个小时,32200:14:43,710 - 00:14:46,190而且其中一小时还是在厕所里过的.32300:14:46,190 - 00:14:48,380拜托 我得花时间32400:14:48,380 - 00:14:51,330去适应不熟悉的厕所好不.32500:14:51,330 - 00:14:53,830sheldon 我交给你的都是最简单的工作,32600:14:53,830 - 00:14:56,050可是你一个也没做好.32700:14:56,050 - 00:14:57,890也许这是因它们太没挑战了.32800:14:57,890 - 00:15:00,540爱因斯坦在数学上失败也是这原因.32900:15:00,540 - 00:15:02,720没准儿数学对他来说泡泡太多了.33000:15:02,730 - 00:15:05,340你觉得你切那个大脑就是在搞科学?33100:15:05,350 - 00:15:07,760这跟在quiznos(美国快餐店)里有啥区别啊.33200:15:07,770 - 00:15:11,570他们还会给我端上来烤熟的呢.33300:15:11,570 - 00:15:12,850行 聪明人.33400:15:12,850 - 00:15:15,190我准备拿掉这些蓝斑(位于脑干的一个神经核团),33500:15:15,190 - 00:15:17,770这可是超精细的活儿.33600:15:17,780 - 00:15:19,410您来吧.33700:15:20,910 - 00:15:22,410来就来.33800:15:23,400 - 00:15:26,560哥又不是不熟悉这团灰灰的家伙.33900:15:29,340 - 00:15:31,840蓝斑.34000:15:34,410 - 00:15:37,180蓝斑.34100:15:37,180 - 00:15:40,460你离它越来越近了 蓝斑确实在大脑里.34200:15:42,220 - 00:15:43,420希望你手别抖.34300:15:43,420 - 00:15:45,350它的宽度跟头发直径差不多.34400:15:45,350 - 00:15:47,810只是生物学而已 对于你这样的天才34500:15:47,840 - 00:15:48,860肯定不在话下.34600:15:48,860 - 00:15:51,520当然 我得让你知