英语话剧 唐伯虎点秋香.doc

Flirting Scholar （唐伯虎点秋香）Cast唐伯虎祝枝山文征明周文斌秋 香石 榴夏 香春 香冬 香如 花惨 人华夫人夺命书生仆人甲仆人水假死人华 文一女子围观者（数名）丑婢女（数名）假新娘（数名）仆人（数名）结束舞（全体）Act 1地点：The backyard of Tangs house人物：唐伯虎，祝枝山，仆人甲，仆人水道具：文房四宝，鸡翅，2穿翅杈， 3桌子，1凳子，背景音乐旁白：唐伯虎，于明宪宗成化六年庚寅年寅月寅日寅时出世，故名唐寅，又因属虎，故又名唐伯虎。唐寅聪明绝顶，诗画双杰，位居江南四大才子之首，为当时男女老少所崇拜的偶像。（唐伯虎手执毛笔，用酱油刷鸡翅膀）仆人甲： Master, isnt one dish of soy enough?唐伯虎： Slowly, please.仆人甲： Many people come for your paintings, why dont you bother?唐： I have no mood to draw. Give them two more baskets of rubbish, thats it.仆人甲：Yes. （出门时在门中碰见祝枝山）Mr. Zhu.祝枝山：Ah, Brother Tong.唐伯虎：Hey, Brother Zhu.祝：Help, Brother Tong.唐：l think you must have lost all you money again.祝：You understand me so well.唐：Among the Four Scholars, everyone knows you love gambling.Having no money, to live comfortably, it is your motto, right?祝：You are flattering me! Youre born to be a free-liver. In fact, you are much more luckier than me.唐： But. you lose so much money per every two days, and you come to seek help from me after losing money, l dont think l can help you forever.祝： Sure! Because of that, l tried to risk for the last time.But l lost the money which l could earn till my death.Thats 300,000 taels.So, l have to beg you to draw 30 paintings.in order to save my life.唐： l see, I see.Shui, go out first.仆人水： Yes, master.唐： Damn you, dont you think l owe you that? You need 30 paintings?No way!祝： Please! lts my fault,l am now begging you to forgive me.Also, l always help you to sell your paintings which make you get rich!Some loan-sharks are waiting for me outside,They want me to get 30 paintings of yours within one hour.Otherwise, theyll kill me! Will you help me or not?唐： One hour? Well, since you are my brother,l will write your lament for your funeral.Say, A bastard or A scumbag, which one do you like?Choose between these two.祝： Pak Fu, dont be that mean to me.l swear if l gamble again, let me marry with the worst woman, ls it OK?唐： You made such worst oath!OK, l will save you for the last time.Man, give me the stationery.祝： You are such a heroic friend, so righteous!（唐伯虎作画）祝： Wow! It is pretty good!Act 2地点：A river side, on the street人物：江南四大才子，如花，一女子，围观者，四香，石榴，华夫人，丑婢女道具：4扇子，丝巾，伞，小刀，2凳子，背景音乐旁白：第二幕，江南四大才子结伴出游，众女子兴奋观看。一女子：Look, the Four Scholars are over there.（四大才子摆pose，众女子倾倒）一女子：Go and have a look,祝枝山：We come here for a tour.Thats why the girls are that crazy.文征明：Pals, why not has a poem competition?祝：Very good idea!Why dont you start first? Brother Wen bin.周文斌：l am the best in this field.There are many geese under the mountain.文征明：They rushed down to the river.祝：Lets roast a goose.唐：After roasting, youd better go home for a screw.三人：Good, very good. Very good!（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）祝：There is something attractive.See, there is a beauty on the bridge. She seems to be lonely.Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.To let us learn from you!唐：Well.周文斌：lts the welfare for your friends, so?唐：l am glad to demonstrate it.三人：Go.唐：Miss.如花：Whats the matter? （一回头，竟是如花！）三人：Go, go.唐：May l put my head on your shoulder?如花：ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.唐：l know, l want to make my friends happy, thats all.ln fact, l am Tong Pak-Fu.如花：So what?l dont know you.l will shout for help if you dont leave me alone.唐：How about paying you 1 tael?如花：1 tael? Who do you think l a.m.?Make it ten.唐：Thats too expensive, why dont you rob?如花：Right, l am robber.Give me all your money.（两人乱打，最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）三人：Whats wrong? （赶到桥上）Whats the matter?文征明：No need to punch her like that?唐：Robber! lts a ladyboy!三人：Ladyboy?祝：l love it. Hold it. （祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）文征明：Damn it. He is being the first to!（华夫人带众人去拜神）春香：Look, so many people!夏香：Yes, its crowded.华夫人：Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,四大才子：Heave yourselves.Whats going on?某人：Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.周文斌：The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.唐：Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?文斌,征明：Look! That way.三人：Qiu-xiang.（秋香回首一笑）唐：Damn, she is not pretty at all.周文斌：You know, pretty woman is like flowers.Youll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.Look once more.三人：Pretty woman!（一整排回首，旁人皆成丑女衬托）唐：Woo, she is really pretty!Lets go in the temple together.To look for fun!Act 3地点：West Gate of Huas house人物：唐伯虎，秋香，石榴，惨人，假死人道具：“旺财”，1手帕，“小强”，2卖身牌，1棍子，4凳子，银两旁白：第三幕，华府西门口。唐伯虎为追秋香，化装成贫民意图混进华府。唐：You cant move no matter what happens! OK?假死人：Take it easy! Leave It to Me（假死人躺在车上装死）唐：Cheap man! A brand new cheap man for sale.Come and have a look! Im so poor!（石榴和秋香出门）石榴：Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?But its not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.唐：l dont want, too.Why dont you be merciful m:siful仁慈的；慈悲的；宽容的buy me please.石榴：What a pity （怜悯同情遗憾）? We need a workman indeed, why not.（这时又来了一个人，推着木车，车上躺着六个死人，这人还口吐血，极其悲惨）惨人：l am poor, l want to sell myself to bury my whole family!唐：Kidding?!惨人：Be merciful, my family died last night.l am sick withtuberculosis tju:,b:kjulusis 肺结核；结核病too, why not buy me? May be, Ill cut half price!秋香：He is miserable mizrbl悲惨的；痛苦的；卑鄙的; why not buy him to be our workman?石榴：（哭）So, buy him.唐：Lady, first come first serve, l come first.秋香：lts not a matter of priority prairti优先；优先权；优先次序；优先考虑的事.石榴：Leave It to me. He has to bury his whole family and you have to bury your dad only.l do want to help you, but its difficult for me to buy two.唐：But, l am miserable too.石榴：Then show me how miserable you are.唐：Well, l.See how dirty are my fingernails?lts miserable, right?（惨人的小狗突然死去）惨人：（痛哭）Wong Cai, dont die! Dont die.You have followed me for a long time, youre so good to me.But l have never given yousufficient sfiSnt 足够的；充分的 food.l am damn dm可恶的 sorry.唐：（唐伯虎看见一只蟑螂，喊“小心啊！”，石榴姐一退，将蟑螂踩死了。）Watch out!（悲痛欲绝）Xiao qiang, how are you?Dont die, Xiao qiang, dont die.We have suffered for such a long time,l treated you as my relative.How can you leave me like this石榴：Sister Qiu-xiang, they are both miserable, whatll we do?秋香：Lets wait and see.惨人：（走到唐伯虎跟前，两人对峙）Damn! Brother! Wait.Look at you, you look rich. Why not go home and make a poor look first? Look at me, l am thin, and see the abscess bsis脓肿；脓疮On my hands!l am really miserable than you.唐：Pal, dont challenge tlind向挑战 me. l hate to be challenged.惨人：So what?唐：Are you pushing me?惨人：l am miserable than you, so what?唐：Damn! Go to hell（）去死啦! （唐伯虎拿起一根木棒将自己的胳膊打断）唐：See, my whole hand is broken.Who is miserable now?惨人：Dont go too far!唐：lts show-hand, so what?惨人：lll play with you.OK, l will show-hand too.（拿起棍子砸自己的头，血流如注）Are you playing tricks with me?l dont want my life either, lets see how you can compete with me.Who is miserable? （说完，倒地身亡）唐：Bravo ,br:vu,喝彩，好极了! You are really great. See you next time!石榴：Hey, he is dead, l can buy you now.唐：Really?石榴：Yes.唐：5taels teil 两；银more please.石榴：How can you raise your price suddenly?唐：l want to bury him, too.石榴：What a good heart you have! Lets buy him. （拿出银子）秋香：Come early tomorrow morning.唐：Thank you, Miss Qiu-xiang.（秋香进门时对唐伯虎一笑）唐：Such a tempting tempti吸引人的；诱惑人的smile!Mom, l have got it.Act 4地点：The backyard of Huas house人物：唐伯虎，四香道具：1诗集， 1扇子， 2凳子，1桌子旁白：三香在放风筝，唯独秋香在看唐伯虎诗集。冬香：Higher! Make it higher! lts funny.夏香：Look, its high, its so high.春香：Qiu xiang, come here, lets play together!秋香：You play it!（手拿诗集，继续看）（唐伯虎在旁边作偷看状）唐：Qiuxian 秋香：Hua an, why you are here?唐：Qiuxiang is as beautiful as flower，so many girls are cling to him.I (Hua an) want to appreciate Qiuxiangs appearance.秋香：Boring! Why are there so many nonsense rubbishes in this world?l wonder, is Tong Pak-Fu the only ideal man in this world！Only a romantic man.can write such romantic poem!The temple is located inside the peach blossom garden.There is a fairy of peach blossom.The fairy of peach blossom planted the peach blossom trees.She traded the flowers for sweet wine.唐：（唐才子模样站到桌上）The people thought l was insane.But they dont really understand me.Cant you see the graves of the heroes?No flowers, no wine, but who cares?（秋香与才子模样的唐伯虎含情相望）唐：l love this poem!秋香：You recited the poem of Tong Pak-Fu.ln fact, its a kind of insult.You are not qualified to recite his poem。唐：l couldnt help telling you the truth.Listen, l am Tong. Bo. Hu!秋香：Tong Bo-Hu?唐：So?秋香：You are really Tangbohu唐：Qiuxiang, its me.（秋香走过来，含情默默相对，然后相拥一起）唐：Qiuxiang, tomorrow well go to the lake in boat, OK?秋香：Bohu, no! You are the enemy of madam hua, I afraid that she would know. Then she will kill you.唐：So long as I can stay with you, I dont be afraid.秋香：No! I dont let you die.唐：Dont be afraid. With me! We could sneak out.秋香：OK! 唐：We meet in my backyard, no see no go.（从远处传来华夫人的骂人声）秋香：Bohu! You leave quickly, madam hua is coming.唐：Qiuxiang, see you tomorrow.Act 5地点：The backyard of Huas house, The street market人物：唐伯虎，秋香，华夫人，数名仆人，数名市民，数名小摊贩道具：1珠钗，1扇子，桌子，兵器（仆人用）（唐伯虎在后院里徘徊）唐：Qiuxiang, I know you would come.秋香：I cant be out so long, madam Hua will know.唐：Be at ease, I am here.（唐伯虎与秋香来到了集市）（秋香拿起一支珠钗） 秋香：Wow, so beautiful!（然后走开）秋香：Bohu, come and see. This mask looks so lovely.（伯虎从身后拿出了刚才的那个珠钗）唐：Here you are, and put it on （两人陶醉于幸福中）仆人：Madam Hua, they are there.华夫人：Heng! Tangbohu, How dare you! Catch him up.秋香：Madam Hua! Spare him, I follow you 华夫人：Spare him? He is the son of our enemy. Do you think we will spare him? Servants, take him away!秋香：（秋香跪下，伤心地哭）No! Madam Hua, please! Spare him! Please!华夫人：Take him away. Closed him away, and let him die at midnight!秋香：（秋香陷入悲痛当中）No no .Madam Hua.bohu唐：Qiu xiang, Qiu xiangAct 6地点：Huas house人物：唐伯虎，夺命书生，华夫人，四香，石榴，仆人道具：剑，枪，1凳子，1桌子，背景音乐春香：(神情慌张) Madam, bad, bad! A man is dashing!华夫人：（一拍桌子，站了起来）Who has a big audacity, he dare to dash here unexpectly!夺命书生：（手拿剑）Madam Hua, long time no see. You saved your life at that time, I will uproot the Hua today!华夫人：（一笑）What a big tone! Good! As your wish, today is the time of your death!（两人展开激烈的战争）（华夫人吐血，四香和石榴一起涌向前）四香、石榴：Madam, madam! Are you ok? Madam?!（夺命书生想一剑刺中秋香，唐伯虎突然赶到，挡开了那一剑）夺：Im Duo ming shusheng! Who you are?唐：Im just a little student who just has study for a few years, Hua an! And my name is tang bo hu!三香、石榴：（迷惑）Tangbohu ?秋香：Bo hu夺：Good! Lets meet together! （两人对立许久，相互一个飞吻，众人偕倒） 唐伯虎：Sorry, we are just feels so right, cant control ourselves.（一场激烈的打斗，唐伯虎将夺命书生刺死）三香、石榴：（跳起，相当兴奋）Hua an, you are so great !（对望）Tang bohu is so great！秋香：Hua an, are you alright?唐：l am fine, how about you?华夫人：Tong Pak-Fu, l have to thank you for saving our whole family.How can l reward you?唐：Madam, you are welcome, l have only one request.华夫人：l know it, you love Qiu xiang, right?l will marry her to you.（秋香既欣喜又害羞）唐：Bravo!Act 7地点：The marriage hall of Huas house人物：唐伯虎，秋香，三香，石榴，如花，华夫人，华文，准新娘道具：红盖头，1凳子，1桌子，1条款，1柱香，背景音乐，舞蹈音乐唐：Why are there so many brides 新娘?华夫人：Tong bohu, although l promise to marry Qiu xiang to you,but on one condition.Choose Qiu xiang among 20 brides.Hua wen华文：（读条款）You should find her out before the incense is extinguished.On the following conditions:1st: Stand behind the yellow line to find out.2nd: The brides cant produce any noise. Otherwise, shell be fouled.3rd: Dont use anything.