英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精.doc

Beat it!人物：T:唐僧 M:孙悟空 P:猪八戒 S:沙僧 X:白骨精原型 B1:白骨精变成的村姑 B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人 B3: 白骨精变成男人T: Emitofo, Wow,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?.Does any one of you know what this place is?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。M: Idiot, What are you looking at? 孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，M一把抢过。M: Look，monster.(把书抢走交给师傅)T:(很吃惊) （转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master! Forgive me。I will never do this again (伸手拿回)T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west. P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow so. 我这肚子饿了。M: Fat Pig! P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will.M: You will what(凶相)?P: I will help you catch fleas跳蚤。M: Hm！T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get some food for me?P: You see , master is hungry,too!T: Baijie! Dont forget who ate my last meal!S: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away.T: EmIt is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?M: No problem! (画圈)S: This is.?M: Electric net伏魔圈! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it.T: Emok，thats good，we will stay in it! Monkey, You find the food as quickly as possible.I am so hungry.S: Ok, master. Bye!(飞走)T: Its so boring, Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主白骨精上场X;HahahaaaI heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow, I should come up with a plan. Ehn.get it! i can pretend to be a poor woman, so they will trust me.hahachange change转了几圈，变成了一个村姑B1。B1:I look great!蹒跚的走过去，接近三人，看着他们在打牌.B1:hello,gentelman.Can I join you?P: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. 不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 噢，机会来了！炸弹！T: Bomb? (出牌)B1: Double King! 王炸！T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me! 喔我赢了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！M: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah 惨叫声T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have you done! She is my teacher!M: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)M: Oh,please dontT:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) 太晚了！ Once more(紧箍咒)M: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you! So have you take some delicious food for me? M: Yes, Master, I found some delicious bananas.T: bananas again?! How many times I have told you! I am a monk, not a monkey! I want meat, meat (加重语气,又开始唱起泰坦尼克主题曲) M：OH, sorry, master, Please ,no.T: Get the meat for me, quickly! （唐僧摇摇头，玩起手机来）白骨精变成了一位年轻漂亮的女子 X2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone.这时，x2开口说话） X2:hi.Mr handsome!T:（转头）wowhi beauty!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。 i am tang seng,you can call me TannyX:hi Tannyyou look great,maybe we can have some time together aloneT:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?! Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster!look at how I beat you into hell.（唐僧没有拦的住）P&S: Are you Ok, moster?(扶T)S: Look,(伸食指)how many?看，这是几？T:Two.(晕乎乎地)T: What you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest,M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat youT:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west.T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(摆姿势，要念咒语)M：（赶忙说）oh,no, master,not that spell.Q:(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼红太郎，别看我只是一只羊悟空落荒而走)B3:Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) 孙悟空，游戏结束了！B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(哭喊)M: Ill kill you, monster!(打)孙悟空突然冒出来打死妖精T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!M: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）人鬼情未了P: Master, brother Monkey is.T: Dont mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are.B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha. 准备吃唐僧M: (悄悄走到B后，打B晕)T: Wukong?S: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）P: Our hero is back!T: I,I cant understand.What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!师傅，你应