英语人教版八年级下册课堂小剧本.doc

唐僧:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?悟空:Bajie,map!八戒:(摸出，递给悟空)悟空:Look,master(凑近唐僧)(唐僧、悟空一齐转向八戒)唐僧:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,not tobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!八戒:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)唐僧:(缩手)Illkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest.八戒:But唐僧:Emitofo, nothingislust, lustisnothing!Map?八戒:(递)Here. EmwehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain! Ah，Icantwalkonanymore! (坐)My stomach doesn t allow So.悟空:FatPig!八戒:Monkey, ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill.悟空:Youwillwhat(凶相)?八戒:(挨悟空揍)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).悟空:Hm!唐僧 :( 轻咳)Wukong, factually, Iamabithungry .Couldyougotogetmesomefood?八戒:Yousee,masterishungry, too!唐僧:Bajie! Dontforgetwhoatemylastmeal!八戒:Butmaster, ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkey isaway.唐僧:Em.Itisaproblem. Wukong, doyouhaveanyidea?悟空:Noproblem!(安装)(妖精已躲在一旁偷看)八戒:Thisis.?悟空:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommastersbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyou stayinit!唐僧: Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!悟空:Bye!(走)唐僧:itsboring,bajie, IrememberyouhaveaMagazine.八戒:NO！，NO!Ihavnt.（八戒在看，不想给师傅）唐僧打开猪八戒的手，翻看杂志。唐僧:oh!,thisis科比,heismyfavouritebasketballsuperstar!八戒:Iknowhim.Hiswifeisbeautiful（妖精在周围走）八戒:(向妖精)hello!MM,whereareyougoing?妖精:Imjustwalking八戒:youaresobeautiful,canwemakefriends?妖精:doyouhaveiphone?八戒:Ihaveiphone5妖精:Youareout，I have 6plus.唐僧:youareout,too. look!(拿出手机)妖精:（故作惊讶）oh！itsiPhone7plus.Tuhao，letsmakefriends.唐僧:ok！妖精:Ijustheardthatyouweretalkingabout科比?八戒 :yes! heismymastersfavoritestar妖精：（面向唐僧）oh!Ijustgothissignature,ifyougivemeyour7plus, Illgiveyour科比s signature.唐僧:noproblem!八戒:oh! no!mykidney!唐僧:(准备开电网门)悟空:(回来，看见7plus)Oh,6plus!Ive beendesiringforit！(看见妖怪)monster！Dont getmy7plus！唐僧:(拦住孙悟空)Emitofo，wukong, sheismyfriend悟空:(推开唐僧)sheisamonster(上前就打)唐僧:Nonsense!(深呼吸)念紧箍咒（fjlsdkflsfjafj）悟空:Oh,pleasedont紧箍咒音乐悟空:Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)此时妖精变身，妖精想要抓唐僧，孙悟空及时打死妖怪唐僧:Emitofo，thankyouwukong悟空:itsnothing,