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Alex the Lion:Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are. Julian:from the ground underneath Alex Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course! Melman the Giraffe:Hey, the bozos have the people. Alex the Lion:Oh, well, great. Good. Phew! Julian:Theyre up there. points up at skeleton dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness Julian:Dont you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though. 2. Gloria the Hippo:Go talk to him. Alex the Lion:But I gave him a snow globe! I cant beat that! 3. Melman the Giraffe:Melman presents Marty with a gift-wrapped thermometer Marty the Zebra:Ah, this is great! Thanks! he puts it in his mouth and poses Melman the Giraffe:I really wanted to give you a personal present. Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer? Marty the Zebra:Marty spits it out and retches 4. Melman the Giraffe:Hey, Alex. Psst, Alex. Alex. Alex the Lion:What is it, Melman? Melman the Giraffe:OK, you know how I have to get up every two hours because of my bladder infection and go for a wee? Well, this time I was walking past Martys pen, and usually I dont look in it, but this time I was walkin past, and I? Alex the Lion:What, Melman? What is it? Melman the Giraffe:Its Marty. Hes gone! Melman the Giraffe:looks at hole in ground the penguins have dug How long has he been working on this? shouts gently down hole Melman the Giraffe:Marty. Marty! 5. Julian:Does anybody else have the heebee-jeebees? 6. Julian:All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep. 10-second pause Julian:shouts How long is this going to take? 7. Melman the Giraffe:Ive divided my will into three equal parts. wave washes against the shore, destroying 1/3 of the will Melman the Giraffe:Oh, sorry Alex. 8. Maurice just told Marty that he was steak Marty the Zebra:Oh, cmon! Do I look like a steak to you? Alex the Lion:Yeah! Marty the Zebra:See I told you I dont look like no. what? 9. Julian:Mort grabs Julians foot What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didnt I tell him about the feet! Maurice:He did tell you about the feet. Mort the Mouse Lemur:cutely He he! 10. Alex the Lion:Im gonna kill you, Marty! Marty the Zebra:Take it easy! Take it easy! Alex the Lion:And strangle you! Marty the Zebra:Calm down! Alex the Lion:Then Im gonna bury you, then dig you up and clone you, and kill all your clones! Marty the Zebra:20-second time-out! Alex the Lion:And then Im never talking to you again! 11. Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire music Alex the Lion:Marty! Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:Marty! Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:Marty! Marty the Zebra:Alex! Alex the Lion:angrily Marty! Marty the Zebra:afraid Alex? Alex the Lion:real-time Marty! Marty the Zebra:Oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea! 12. Julian:Whod like a cookie? 13. Julian:Can you not see you have insulted the freak? 14. Skipper the Penguin:Weve been ratted out, boys. 15. Marty the Zebra:doing armpit farts Yeah! You dont see that on Animal Planet. 16. Marty the Zebra:Youre biting my butt! Alex the Lion:with Martys butt in his mouth No, Im not. 17. Alex the Lion:to Marty You know your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out! 18. Julian:to Mort Oh, shut up, youre so annoying! 19. Maurice:What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? Im tellin you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies! Julian:Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up. 20. Alex the Lion:Oh, great! San Diego. That means I have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin. I cant top that! Cant top it! 21. Alex the Lion:Shut up Spalding! 22. Maurice:Where are you giants from? Alex the Lion:Were from New York. Julian:All hail the New York Giants! 23. Gloria the Hippo:Dont make me come up there, Ill g
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